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Title: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 03:47:05 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/off-duty-az-cop-accused-pointing-gun-clerk-032832380.html

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 04:08:52 AM

I AM THE POLICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR DING-DONGS AND SLIM-JIMS IN A PAPER SACK.

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:10:27 AM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 04:08:52 AM
I AM THE POLICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR DING-DONGS AND SLIM-JIMS IN A PAPER SACK.

:potd:

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM

I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:22:48 AM

Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Tucson. BPVs are the new wife-beaters.

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:23:38 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:22:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Tucson. BPVs are the new wife-beaters.

:horrormirth:

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Left on July 19, 2013, 04:25:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:10:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 04:08:52 AM
I AM THE POLICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR DING-DONGS AND SLIM-JIMS IN A PAPER SACK.

:potd:

Wonder if he'll try the ol' twinkie defense?

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 05:04:20 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:22:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Tucson. BPVs are the new wife-beaters.

Oh my god, I can see that happening.

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 19, 2013, 12:11:44 PM

QuoteDeputies were called to a Giant Gas Station...

Pretty sure this would have never happened in a normal-sized gas station :argh!:

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 28, 2013, 06:29:31 PM

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 19, 2013, 12:11:44 PM
QuoteDeputies were called to a Giant Gas Station...

Pretty sure this would have never happened in a normal-sized gas station :argh!:

:lol:

Title: Re: TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Post by: PANGO! on July 29, 2013, 04:42:28 AM

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HOLD ON, DISPATCH, I'M... WHAT? A ROBBERY? WHERE? OH SHIT THAT IS MY LOCATION, OVER. THAT IS MY LOCATION. NO NEED TO SEND ADDITIONAL UNITS.

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