Post in this thread and tell me what you did today, and I will tell you if it was terrorism or REAL AMERICA™.
Unleashed toxic chemicals in the Men's Room.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 22, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Unleashed toxic chemicals in the Men's Room.
REAL AMERICAN™.
Dumping chemicals in occupied areas is the Free Market™ self-regulating.
I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.
I ate scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and potatoes with the wife and brother. Getting ready for class at the moment.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.
REAL AMERICAN™. Going to Spanish classes is surrendering to the reconquistadors.
But
TERRORIST. Studying Spanish.
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
TERRORIST. For studying the language of our oppressors in the first place.
Quote from: /b/earman on July 22, 2013, 06:12:22 PM
I ate scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and potatoes with the wife and brother. Getting ready for class at the moment.
TERRORIST. Insufficient meat in diet, and the wrong kind of meat. I don't see beef in there anywhere.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 06:13:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
I skipped Spanish class to take advantage of three hours of peace and quiet in which to do my Spanish homework.
REAL AMERICAN™. Going to Spanish classes is surrendering to the reconquistadors.
But
TERRORIST. Studying Spanish.
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
RECALCULATING...
TERRORIST. For studying the language of our oppressors in the first place.
:jihad:
I don't know why that isn't an emote, it damn well should be!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 22, 2013, 06:20:22 PM
I don't know why that isn't an emote, it damn well should be!
:jihaad:
I got on a bus and went to work at the hospital and tried to help sick people. I also ate a pizza bagel.
I just woke up after a night of watching cartoons.
I also performed various bodily functions.
I also made this new avatar.
Alty,
Steppin'.
Quote from: McGrupp on July 22, 2013, 06:45:53 PM
I got on a bus and went to work at the hospital and tried to help sick people. I also ate a pizza bagel.
TERRORIST.
Helping sick people advances the cause of Obamacare, which is Kenyan.
The pizza bagel thing is okay.
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2013, 06:47:44 PM
I just woke up after a night of watching cartoons.
I also performed various bodily functions.
REAL AMERICAN™. Television is patriotic as FUCK. Except for PBS and BBC America, of course, but they don't show cartoons.
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2013, 06:54:59 PM
I also made this new avatar.
Alty,
Steppin'.
That avatar is
REAL AMERICAN™
AS FUCK.
I made Pu Erh tea in a little Japanese iron teapot.
Not sure where that leaves me.
I woke up early to go annual training for the Reserves only to realized my MSG told me to not come in until she has got my orders squared away. Instead I watched Good Morning America and mocked the British. I had an omlet for breakfast and chicken katsu for lunch. I also drank several cups of coffee and a Dr Pepper.
Dealt with 3 people called Larry who I now refer to by the names of the stooges.
Threatened said stooges with slapstick. And the sack.
Demanded money to fix problems. Problems may be unfixable.
I get the feeling I know the answer and I'm not happy.
I messed with Texas.
I cleaned the kitchen!
Quote from: stelz on July 22, 2013, 09:58:43 PM
I made Pu Erh tea in a little Japanese iron teapot.
Not sure where that leaves me.
You know who else drinks tea? Aum Shinrikyo, that's who.
TERRORIST.
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 22, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
I woke up early to go annual training for the Reserves only to realized my MSG told me to not come in until she has got my orders squared away. Instead I watched Good Morning America and mocked the British. I had an omlet for breakfast and chicken katsu for lunch. I also drank several cups of coffee and a Dr Pepper.
REAL AMERICAN™.
I drank beer with people I didn't know while waiting for an international rock star who had a delayed flight.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 22, 2013, 11:17:11 PM
I cleaned the kitchen!
REAL AMERICAN™ women clean the kitchen.
Well done. I assume you were, of course, barefoot at the time?
Dok,
Assumes you being knocked up might be pushing it.
Quote from: Waffleman on July 22, 2013, 11:24:07 PM
I drank beer with people I didn't know while waiting for an international rock star who had a delayed flight.
AMERICAN™ AS FUCK.
Bought fabric at an American owned small business in Pawtucket, RI, then ordered embellishments from China on eBay.
Quote from: Suu on July 22, 2013, 11:26:43 PM
Bought fabric at an American owned small business in Pawtucket, RI, then ordered embellishments from China on eBay.
I am weeping at your unabashed Americanism™.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 22, 2013, 11:17:11 PM
I cleaned the kitchen!
REAL AMERICAN™ women clean the kitchen.
Well done. I assume you were, of course, barefoot at the time?
Dok,
Assumes you being knocked up might be pushing it.
I was barefoot!
I didn't vacuum in pearls, though, do I lose points for that?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 22, 2013, 11:35:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2013, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 22, 2013, 11:17:11 PM
I cleaned the kitchen!
REAL AMERICAN™ women clean the kitchen.
Well done. I assume you were, of course, barefoot at the time?
Dok,
Assumes you being knocked up might be pushing it.
I was barefoot!
I didn't vacuum in pearls, though, do I lose points for that?
No, that's more of a style thing.
I tried and failed to fix my car, took Mom up on offer to have it fixed.
...A Japanese car, but made in Ohio.
So that's reasonably AMERICAN.
I'm about to engage in homosexual activities though... :eek:
Didn't Sen. Craig try to do that? I'd assume he's AMERICAN.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 23, 2013, 01:31:17 AM
I tried and failed to fix my car, took Mom up on offer to have it fixed.
...A Japanese car, but made in Ohio.
So that's reasonably AMERICAN.
I'm about to engage in homosexual activities though... :eek:
TERRORIST AND STOPPING CHRISTIANS FROM PRACTICING THEIR RELIGION PROPERLY AND TERRORIST TERRORIST TERRORIST.
Quote from: stelz on July 23, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
Didn't Sen. Craig try to do that? I'd assume he's AMERICAN.
That was just a wide stance.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 01:40:34 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 23, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
Didn't Sen. Craig try to do that? I'd assume he's AMERICAN.
That was just a wide stance.
:lulz: :lulz:
I used software to look at a Teabagger's computer screen, ostensibly to help him resolve a technical issue, but in practice for him to waste 5 minutes of my life demonstrating that his email inbox was full of Teatard propaganda and that he was utterly incapable of reproducing, let alone articulating, the "technical issue" he called in about.
Quote from: Net on July 23, 2013, 03:00:17 AM
I used software to look at a Teabagger's computer screen, ostensibly to help him resolve a technical issue, but in practice for him to waste 5 minutes of my life demonstrating that his email inbox was full of Teatard propaganda and that he was utterly incapable of reproducing, let alone articulating, the "technical issue" he called in about.
TERRORIST. You are supposed to hold his exceptional hand and fix his exceptional problem, WITHOUT deleting all the wholesome goodness in his mailbox.
I shampooed my buttcrack. Now it doesn't "crunch" when I sit down.
Also I've just added "buttcrack" to my spell checker dictionary 8)
Did you know the Texas definition is still more rigorous than the FBI definition of a terrorism expert, which seems to mostly involve being a whackadoodle Christian fundamentalist (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/fbi-islam-domination/all/)?
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
Did you know the Texas definition is still more rigorous than the FBI definition of a terrorism expert, which seems to mostly involve being a whackadoodle Christian fundamentalist (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/fbi-islam-domination/all/)?
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
Did you know the Texas definition is still more rigorous than the FBI definition of a terrorism expert, which seems to mostly involve being a whackadoodle Christian fundamentalist (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/fbi-islam-domination/all/)?
AMERICAN™ AS
FUCK!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 23, 2013, 11:26:26 AM
I shampooed my buttcrack. Now it doesn't "crunch" when I sit down.
Also I've just added "buttcrack" to my spell checker dictionary 8)
I GOT NOTHING.
Wow. The FBI is loony tunes.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 02:44:36 PM
Wow. The FBI is loony tunes.
That moment when the FBI as presented in the fucking
X-Files seems like a more reasonable organization than the real one... :horrormirth:
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
Did you know the Texas definition is still more rigorous than the FBI definition of a terrorism expert, which seems to mostly involve being a whackadoodle Christian fundamentalist (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/fbi-islam-domination/all/)?
WOW WOW WOW. :horrormirth:
I really want to say something about indoctrination, authoritarian personalities, and false information within institutionalized belief systems, but I can't make myself coherent right now.
I ate burritos for breakfast (regular burritos, not breakfast burritos. No one tells me what I can eat when.) and pizza for lunch.
I peed standing up and when I pooped it took one flush because I don't have one of those fucked up German style "toilets" where you have to examine your waste product and coax it along. I also didn't use a bidet because who the fuck uses those?
Tonight, I'm going to stump trivia and not paying for dinner because we won a gift card last week.
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 23, 2013, 06:04:37 PM
I ate burritos for breakfast (regular burritos, not breakfast burritos. No one tells me what I can eat when.) and pizza for lunch.
AMERICAN™ AS FUCK.
QuoteI peed standing up and when I pooped it took one flush because I don't have one of those fucked up German style "toilets" where you have to examine your waste product and coax it along. I also didn't use a bidet because who the fuck uses those?
SHIT YEAH
QuoteTonight, I'm going to stump trivia and not paying for dinner because we won a gift card last week.
AMERICA™ IS ALL ABOUT WINNING.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 23, 2013, 11:26:26 AM
I shampooed my buttcrack. Now it doesn't "crunch" when I sit down.
Also I've just added "buttcrack" to my spell checker dictionary 8)
Do I want to know why your buttcrack crunched in the first place?
...No...No.
I really don't.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 02:44:36 PM
Wow. The FBI is loony tunes.
Looks like it. :eek:
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 23, 2013, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 23, 2013, 11:26:26 AM
I shampooed my buttcrack. Now it doesn't "crunch" when I sit down.
Also I've just added "buttcrack" to my spell checker dictionary 8)
Do I want to know why your buttcrack crunched in the first place?
...No...No.
I really don't.
He's from Scotland. Duh.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2013, 11:32:01 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 23, 2013, 11:02:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 23, 2013, 11:26:26 AM
I shampooed my buttcrack. Now it doesn't "crunch" when I sit down.
Also I've just added "buttcrack" to my spell checker dictionary 8)
Do I want to know why your buttcrack crunched in the first place?
...No...No.
I really don't.
He's from Scotland. Duh.
:lulz:
Today I put a bunch of unsuspecting "artsy" kids in debt for the rest of their lives, because they don't have the GPA requirements to go to University, and I don't regret doing it because I see their paperwork and know they wouldn't cut it in a classroom where they had to learn anything other than how to make PHAT BEATS!
"I have to sign it where it says signature??"
I did not participate in the company "hot dog party" because fuck them. I didn't like their tone.
I stared at a monitor till my eyes turned to black marmalade and then I went home, consumed an old piece of cold fried chicken with hot sauce and thought about exploding Texas, because CORONA is NOT in any way a craft beer OR an import.
Fuck you Texas.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 12:52:35 AM
Today I put a bunch of unsuspecting "artsy" kids in debt for the rest of their lives, because they don't have the GPA requirements to go to University, and I don't regret doing it because I see their paperwork and know they wouldn't cut it in a classroom where they had to learn anything other than how to make PHAT BEATS!
"I have to sign it where it says signature??"
I did not participate in the company "hot dog party" because fuck them. I didn't like their tone.
I stared at a monitor till my eyes turned to black marmalade and then I went home, consumed an old piece of cold fried chicken with hot sauce and thought about exploding Texas, because CORONA is NOT in any way a craft beer OR an import.
Fuck you Texas.
TERRORIST. TEXAS IS WHAT THE REST OF THE COUNTRY LOOKS UP TO. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ASKED TEXANS.
I looked at the link in your sign and wasn't completely horrified.
I ignored the complete agony in my teeth and the way I can just barely open my jaw.
I was annoyed by someone eating loudly because I have the right to not be disgusted by their eating habits. They, however, can fuck off while I eat, I don't care what they think.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 23, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2013, 11:42:53 AM
Did you know the Texas definition is still more rigorous than the FBI definition of a terrorism expert, which seems to mostly involve being a whackadoodle Christian fundamentalist (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/09/fbi-islam-domination/all/)?
WOW WOW WOW. :horrormirth:
I really want to say something about indoctrination, authoritarian personalities, and false information within institutionalized belief systems, but I can't make myself coherent right now.
Note this was in 2011, when I was still working shit minimum wage security jobs to make ends meet.
Now imagine, after my training, how I felt reading this. Aside from all of the above, which are valid points, it felt like a kick in the teeth, because I myself could do much better on the subject, knew the topic well, and yet some moron with nothing except a bunch of idiotic talking points supplied by Pam Geller and Robert Spencer were being allowed to shape the FBI's understanding of the War on Terror. And then prance around calling themselves "terrorism experts" by virtue of having the FBI's blessing, allowing them to actively use the media to insert their own sectarian understanding of Islam and further exacerbate religious tensions.
I know my chosen field is full of charlatans, but normally they're a bit more knowledgeable than this.
The shot with a sample of the reading list is quite telling. I doubt there's the same amount of reading material dealing with white power groups.
From the article:
QuoteOne example is found in the mandatory orientation material for the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Forces, or JTTFs. Those task forces are a nationwide partnership between the FBI, intelligence analysts and state and local police. As of late last week, according to a law enforcement source familiar with the program, new members or those needing a belated orientation saw this description of Sunnism — the largest branch of Islam — as part of their online training course:
Sunni Muslims have been prolific in spawning numerous and varied fundamentalist extremist terrorist organizations. Sunni core doctrine and end state have remained the same and they continue to strive for Sunni Islamic domination of the world to prove a key Quranic assertion that no system of government or religion on earth can match the Quran's purity and effectiveness for paving the road to God.
That paragraph is contained in orientation material, known as the Joint Terrorism Task Force Orientation v2 course, distributed online through a secure intranet for every member of the JTTFs. That's approximately 4,400 officials, according to FBI figures, all charged with stopping terrorism. The orientation course is mandatory for every member of the task force.
The passage is especially odd because most of the orientation consists of practical, mundane information, such as the proper forms to fill out during an inquiry or FBI standards for investigations, according to the source. It consists of five sections, one of which is about Islam, Muslims and Arab culture. The supervisor of each JTTF has to certify that all his or her personnel have completed the online orientation course, and then must pass that certification up to FBI Headquarters' Counterterrorism Division.
The FBI would neither confirm nor deny the existence of the JTTF orientation material.
There's so many layers of bad idea here I'm not sure where to start.
Dok Howl: how American is assaulting civil rights protestors with an American flag?
(http://i.imgur.com/2tLVfYO.jpg)
Quote from: Cain on July 26, 2013, 03:46:22 PM
Dok Howl: how American is assaulting civil rights protestors with an American flag?
(http://i.imgur.com/2tLVfYO.jpg)
I can't see the picture, but TERRORIST AS FUCK.
This is AMERICA™. We use GUNS.
Ah, yes, good point. He's using it like a spear. Totally unAmerican.
Today, I walked 1600 meters with a huge rock, then had beers. And coffee. And dragged the dog out of the flower bed five times.
More queries:
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Advise plz.
:lulz: So much WTF
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2013, 09:08:41 AM
More queries:
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(http://i.imgur.com/xREBwrw.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qco5GpA.png)
Advise plz.
AMERICAN™.
TERRORIST. THAT GIRL IS CLEARLY ASSAULTING THAT OFFICER.
TERRORIST. SUV OR GTFO.