Using the Texas Definition of Expert, I am an Expert on Terrorism

[Doktor Howl]

I also made this new avatar.

Alty,
Steppin'.

That avatar is

REAL AMERICAN™
AS FUCK.

[Salty]

I also made this new avatar.

Alty,
Steppin'.

That avatar is

REAL AMERICAN™
AS FUCK.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I made Pu Erh tea in a little Japanese iron teapot.
Not sure where that leaves me.

[Don Coyote]

I woke up early to go annual training for the Reserves only to realized my MSG told me to not come in until she has got my orders squared away. Instead I watched Good Morning America and mocked the British. I had an omlet for breakfast and chicken katsu for lunch. I also drank  several cups of coffee and a Dr Pepper.

[Junkenstein]

Dealt with 3 people called Larry who I now refer to by the names of the stooges.

Threatened said stooges with slapstick. And the sack.

Demanded money to fix problems. Problems may be unfixable.


I get the feeling I know the answer and I'm not happy.

[AFK]

I messed with Texas.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I cleaned the kitchen!

[Doktor Howl]

I made Pu Erh tea in a little Japanese iron teapot.
Not sure where that leaves me.

You know who else drinks tea?  Aum Shinrikyo, that's who.

TERRORIST.

[Doktor Howl]

I woke up early to go annual training for the Reserves only to realized my MSG told me to not come in until she has got my orders squared away. Instead I watched Good Morning America and mocked the British. I had an omlet for breakfast and chicken katsu for lunch. I also drank  several cups of coffee and a Dr Pepper.

REAL AMERICAN™.

[EK WAFFLR]

I drank beer with people I didn't know while waiting for an international rock star who had a delayed flight.

[Doktor Howl]

I cleaned the kitchen!

REAL AMERICAN™  women clean the kitchen.

Well done.  I assume you were, of course, barefoot at the time?

Dok,
Assumes you being knocked up might be pushing it.

[Doktor Howl]

I messed with Texas.

TERRORIST.

[Doktor Howl]

I drank beer with people I didn't know while waiting for an international rock star who had a delayed flight.

AMERICAN™ AS FUCK.

[Doktor Howl]

Demanded money

REAL AMERICAN™.

[Suu]

Bought fabric at an American owned small business in Pawtucket, RI, then ordered embellishments from China on eBay.