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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 06:33:27 PM

Title: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/25/19678603-brrrr-cold-front-has-many-asking-what-happened-to-the-heat-wave?lite

ENJOY YOUR ICE AGE.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: LMNO on July 25, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
QuoteBut the cold isn't good news for everyone. In Boston, where the heat index was 105 last Friday, Thursday's forecast says temperatures won't break 70.


BALLS.  This weather is perfect.  More, please.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 06:47:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
QuoteBut the cold isn't good news for everyone. In Boston, where the heat index was 105 last Friday, Thursday's forecast says temperatures won't break 70.


BALLS.  This weather is perfect.  More, please.

This shit is bad for you.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Suu on July 25, 2013, 07:33:42 PM
Are you kidding? I had to actually put pants on today. After 2 weeks of working in my skivvies, I have to wear CLOTHES.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Left on July 25, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
Sounds heavenly.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Suu on July 25, 2013, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.

EXCEPT RAIN.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.

EXCEPT RAIN.

RAIN IS DESTROYING TUCSON AS WE SPEAK.  THERE IS NO SKY, ONLY ANGER.

JELLUS?
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: LMNO on July 25, 2013, 08:16:55 PM
 :youmad:
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:17:44 PM
I am now under a wildfire warning AND a flash flood warning.  AT THE SAME TIME.

Not watch, warning.

:lulz:

WOOO WOOO!  Who WOULDN'T live here if they could?
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Suu on July 25, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.

EXCEPT RAIN.

RAIN IS DESTROYING TUCSON AS WE SPEAK.  THERE IS NO SKY, ONLY ANGER.

JELLUS?

Depends. You have functional roofs, right? Cause like...I watching water come down my wall right now.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:23:15 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Depends. You have functional roofs, right? Cause like...I watching water come down my wall right now.

You have GROUND COVER.

We have a 40 mile-wide water slide.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:23:44 PM
GETTING ALL OLD TESTAMENT, HERE!
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: LMNO on July 25, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.

This is the reason 360o panoramic cameras were invented.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:26:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.

This is the reason 360o panoramic cameras were invented.

SORRY, CAN NOT HEAR YOU OVER THE WRATH OF GOD.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 25, 2013, 08:27:09 PM
No fair, all we got here is boring, never ending high pressure. WHERE ARE MY FUCKING STORM FRONTS DAMNIT  :argh!:
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:27:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 25, 2013, 08:27:09 PM
No fair, all we got here is boring, never ending high pressure. WHERE ARE MY FUCKING STORM FRONTS DAMNIT  :argh!:

YOU CAN HAVE THAT HUGE GODDAMN FIRE IF YOU LIKE
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:30:32 PM
My cellphone just alerted me to possible bad weather.

THANKS, VERIZON!  I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:33:33 PM
Um, yeah.

Power just started flickering.  See you guys later.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Suu on July 25, 2013, 08:36:17 PM
Don't die!
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 08:36:17 PM
Don't die!

Did not die.

Storm mostly killed fire, passed over, and is now trashing the city center.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 25, 2013, 11:00:25 PM
I consider this cold front to be my birthday present.

And I am so very, very grateful.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Suu on July 25, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
It feels wonderful.

I have a puddle in my bedroom.

Two more weeks, damnit.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2013, 11:22:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:17:44 PM
I am now under a wildfire warning AND a flash flood warning.  AT THE SAME TIME.

Not watch, warning.

:lulz:

WOOO WOOO!  Who WOULDN'T live here if they could?

I keep saying, uninhabitable.

Why won't anyone listen?
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 11:23:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 25, 2013, 11:22:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:17:44 PM
I am now under a wildfire warning AND a flash flood warning.  AT THE SAME TIME.

Not watch, warning.

:lulz:

WOOO WOOO!  Who WOULDN'T live here if they could?

I keep saying, uninhabitable.

Why won't anyone listen?

Because we love it here we wouldn't leave if we could DO YOU HEAR THAT, MAMA TUCSON!  I DIDN'T TELL!
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 25, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
Mid eighties here, not a cloud in the sky. I love it. I also hardly sweat in hot weather, like some sort of ape-lizard.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.

:eek: Sounds like fun. I miss the tornadoes from when I lived in Pennsylvania.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 25, 2013, 11:52:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
It feels wonderful.

I have a puddle in my bedroom.

Two more weeks, damnit.


Didn't you just move from an apartment with a leaky roof?
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 03:16:32 PM
(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forum/image.php?u=2313&dateline=1374801685)
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Suu on July 26, 2013, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: Net on July 25, 2013, 11:52:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
It feels wonderful.

I have a puddle in my bedroom.

Two more weeks, damnit.


Didn't you just move from an apartment with a leaky roof?

This is Sandy/Athena damage. Everything was fine in this place until we had the hurricane and the Nor'Easter back to back within a week, one of them tore off a chunk of my roof that didn't really start causing problems until after the winter because it was ice logged. They can't get up to fix it with me occupying the apartment (they've tried about 5 times.) So I'm moving into the bigger unit across the hall for a great price once they finish with renovations over there.

At least this landlord gives a shit, and it's just a trickle down the wall and window, unlike Niagara Falls over at the rattling death trap, which JUST got it's windows fixed from the downdraft that happened when I lived there within the last year. Seriously, the plastic bags that Richter put over my windows lasted over a year, even after I moved out and that slummy POS managed to rent the apartment somehow. He was also cooshy with the AG, so I got fucked out of getting any money for damages when I filed a complaint and the state was about to turn around and try to legally evict me.

Because Rhode Island.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 28, 2013, 01:52:59 AM
It was a little cloudy this morning. That's all we got.

FUCKED AGAIN.  :argh!:
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 28, 2013, 07:51:43 AM
It's been consistently sunny and warm, with a morning overcast and an afternoon breeze here. In late July.

So, completely unlike Portland.
Title: Re: SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!
Post by: Freeky on July 28, 2013, 08:00:01 AM
On Friday, there was a storm that blew up so quick and vicious that our resident Southerner said she'd driven through hurricanes that were calmer. My thirty second romp outside to close my car windows left me looking like a drowned rat.


Five bucks says we get snows that stick this winter.