DON'T WORRY GUYS. ALL IT NEEDED WAS TO BE GIZOOGLED.
NOW IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
http://pastebin.com/ZCnatkSG
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QuoteIn 1968, virtually no muthafucka had heard of dis straight-up dope book.
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Quote from: Some excerpts from a rap battle wit Malaclypse tha YoungerGREATER POOP:Is you straight-up straight-up or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes I take seriousness
humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
GP: Maybe yo ass is just crazy.
M2: Indeed hommie biaaatch! But do not reject these teachin as false cuz I be crazy. The
reason dat I be wild-ass is cuz they is true.
QuoteNo,said another legend-- tha PRINCIPIA was straight-up tha work of tha Sufi Order n' shiznit fo' realz.
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I Tell You: One must
still have chaos up in one
ta give birth ta a
ridin' dirty star playa!
-Nietzsche
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT QUOTING THE DOCUMENT IN THE OP.
I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy, biatch.
Shit, I did this bit years ago with the Mad Skillz troll.
dis shiznit cray :lulz:
Quote
Gypsie: What do you be thinkin bout tha PRINCIPIA now, biatch? Would you wanna chizzle it?
Hill: I consider it a successful work n' I wouldn't wanna chizzle dat shit. In
some ways it is immature n' I aint tha same thug I was 10 muthafuckin years ago yo, but
it accomplished tha objectives I set fo' mah dirty ass n' it has tha effect I wanted
it ta have. There is all dem errors though.
Quote
In tha year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchdome by tha name of
Gayface, gots it tha fuck into his head dat tha universe was as humorless as
he, n' his thugged-out lil' punk-ass fuckin started ta teach dat play was sinful cuz it contradicted
the wayz of Serious Order n' shit. "Look at all tha order round you," he
said. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And from that, da ruffneck deluded real pimps ta believe dat realitizzle was
a straightjacket affair n' not tha aiiight romizzle as pimps had known dat shit.
It aint presently understood why pimps was so gullible at that
particular time, fo' straight-up no one thought ta observe all the
disorder round dem n' conclude just tha opposite. But anyway,
Gayface n' his wild lil' followers took tha game of playin at game more
seriously than they took game itself n' was known even ta destroy
other livin beings whose wayz of game differed from they own.
Da fucked up result of dis is dat mankind has since been
sufferin from a psychedelic n' spiritual imbalance. Imbalizzle causes
frustration, n' frustration causes fear fo' realz. And fear make fo' a wack trip. Man
has been on a wack trip fo' a long-ass time now, nahmeean?
It be called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
Bullshiznit make tha flowers
grow & thatz dope.
Climb tha fuck into tha Chao wit a gangbangin' playa or two
And follow tha Way it carries you,
Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew
Over tha Waves up in whatever you do.
(HBT; Da Book of Advise, 1:3)
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Mista Muthafuckin Momomoto, hyped Japanese whoz ass can swallow his nose,has been exposed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was recently revealed dat dat shiznit was Mista Muthafuckin Momomotoz brutha whoz ass has been bustin all dis nozzle swallowing.
brilliant find, fu ck in g hi la ri ou s
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 26, 2013, 06:02:08 AM
Shit, I did this bit years ago with the Mad Skillz troll.
Word, homie.
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This is fucking fantastic :lulz:
I approve of this
This is some fucking spaggotry, right here. :lulz:
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I'm so fucking glad Cain has time to post somewhat regularly.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/87357637/PIMPPRICIPIN.mp3
text to speech version :evil:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2013, 03:41:07 AM
I'm so fucking glad Cain has time to post somewhat regularly.
Only quirky one-liners, gifs and jpegs, until I get my shit shipped.
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2013, 01:45:32 AM
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I think we need a "Cultural Appropriation" gif.
Also this thread is mad dope yo.
I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.
I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.
Everything old is new again!
I don't think I was around when you pulled that... where did you hit? :evil:
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 27, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.
I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.
Sorry dude, you probably put more effort into it than I did.
I plugged that shiznit into Gizoogle.net's textilizer (http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php) and liked some of what it spat out. Didn't know it would step on yer toes.
Quote from: Pæs on July 28, 2013, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 27, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.
I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.
Sorry dude, you probably put more effort into it than I did.
I plugged that shiznit into Gizoogle.net's textilizer (http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php) and liked some of what it spat out. Didn't know it would step on yer toes.
:lulz:
Ah, OK. I didn't realize that's what it was. I thought you had found someone's writing. Never mind then.
PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?
BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.
PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:
Quote
WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!
Quote from: PANGO! on July 29, 2013, 04:38:27 AM
PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?
BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.
PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:
Quote
WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!
Y'all shit ain't right.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 29, 2013, 05:01:12 AM
Quote from: PANGO! on July 29, 2013, 04:38:27 AM
PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?
BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.
PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:
Quote
WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!
Y'all shit ain't right.
PANGO! IS MERELY KILLING THE BUDDHA.
Quote from: PANGO! on July 29, 2013, 05:14:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 29, 2013, 05:01:12 AM
Quote from: PANGO! on July 29, 2013, 04:38:27 AM
PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?
BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.
PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:
Quote
WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!
Y'all shit ain't right.
PANGO! IS MERELY KILLING THE BUDDHA.
:lol:
:horrormirth:
"Yo ass will find dat tha State is tha kind of ORGANIZATION which, though it
does big-ass thangs badly, do lil' small-ass thangs badly like a muthafucka."
- Jizzy Kenneth Galbraith
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