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Title: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 06:56:23 PM
Beauty and the Beast: Downright violent. It also encourages women to read books and be smart. We can't have that. Belle should know her place. I mean, she clearly "asked" for being imprisoned by the beast for wandering off on her own to look for her father.

101 Dalmatians: One word: PETA.

Aladdin: Terrorist agenda creeping in to influence our good Christian children. That, and Aladdin is a thief. This is how common criminals are made. Good thing he didn't have guns. Did you hear them just say "Allah?!" THEY JUST SAID ALLAH!

Cinderella: Obviously a welfare queen who doesn't want to work.

Alice in Wonderland: Self explanatory.

Hercules: Encourages paganism.





Feel free to add.



Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 06:59:37 PM
Hunchback of Notre Dame:  Because a member of the opposite sex will choose a hunchback nobody over a fairly decent looking, powerful person.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 06:59:37 PM
Hunchback of Notre Dame:  Because a member of the opposite sex will choose a hunchback nobody over a fairly decent looking, powerful person.

It also involves religion, I mean, he lives in a CHURCH.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:00:45 PM
The Little Mermaid:  Bargains are for getting out of; you don't have to hold to your end of it if you're pretty.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:08 PM
All of these movies would be made today.  Every last one of them.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: AFK on July 30, 2013, 07:03:15 PM
Mary Poppins:  Witchcraft and hallucinogens
Alice in Wonderland:  Witchcraft and hallucinogens
Winnie the Pooh:  Gay agenda and hallucinogens
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:03:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 06:59:37 PM
Hunchback of Notre Dame:  Because a member of the opposite sex will choose a hunchback nobody over a fairly decent looking, powerful person.

It also involves religion, I mean, he lives in a CHURCH.

Misread the title.  I thought this was supposed to be a "what are the real messages of the films?" thing.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:05:51 PM
http://movies.disney.com/new-and-upcoming
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Junkenstein on July 30, 2013, 07:08:29 PM
So we're just not going to mention "Song of the South" then?
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:09:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 30, 2013, 07:08:29 PM
So we're just not going to mention "Song of the South" then?

That's okay.  Pocahontas sort of made the rapey bits go away, they can sanitize anything.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Salty on July 30, 2013, 07:10:09 PM
Id have to contest the Aladin one. They already made everyone in that movie, except the bad guys, so white bread. Aladin himself sounds like a frat kid, and Jasmin being all "I am not a prize to blah blah." STFU AND BERKA YO ASS.

I dunno, generally Disney takes the bad shit and makes you think it ain't bad.

All those Grimms tales made so safe and sugary.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

I was probably too young to notice, and had parents who really weren't bothered by it. Though my mom has told me that they dumbed down the version of 101 Dalmatians we got on tape, because she remembered different scenes from her youth. I mean, they dumbed down Mickey's Christmas Carol from the version we recorded off the Disney Channel in the 80s versus the one they play now. They cut out a fair amount of violence, either because of "sensitive content" or the fact that everything on TV nowadays is only 15 minutes long with 300 commercial breaks.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

I was probably too young to notice, and had parents who really weren't bothered by it. Though my mom has told me that they dumbed down the version of 101 Dalmatians we got on tape, because she remembered different scenes from her youth. I mean, they dumbed down Mickey's Christmas Carol from the version we recorded off the Disney Channel in the 80s versus the one they play now. They cut out a fair amount of violence, either because of "sensitive content" or the fact that everything on TV nowadays is only 15 minutes long with 300 commercial breaks.

It's the last bit.

Naw, scratch all that shit.  You're right.  THE OLD DAYS WERE THE BEST.  EVERYTHING NOW IS LIBERAL FEELGOOD POTATO.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:19:49 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 30, 2013, 07:10:09 PM
Id have to contest the Aladin one. They already made everyone in that movie, except the bad guys, so white bread. Aladin himself sounds like a frat kid, and Jasmin being all "I am not a prize to blah blah." STFU AND BERKA YO ASS.

I dunno, generally Disney takes the bad shit and makes you think it ain't bad.

All those Grimms tales made so safe and sugary.

Aladdin is easily one of my faves (Watching it now and singing like a dork) and yes, Arabian Nights is far more violent than anything Disney can legit push out. It's just that someone would bitch that it involves Muslims, and they even say "Allah" and it would be on every fucking news station that this "new and controversial" movie "pushes buttons in the post-9-11 world."

If they did the Grimm's the way they were actually written, no kid would ever want to watch them. Ever. Shit, even most adults.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2013, 07:20:20 PM
I much prefer Lon Chaney's hunchback. He was pissed.  :lol:

Wouldn't go back to the 20's though.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:20:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:19:49 PM
If they did the Grimm's the way they were actually written, no kid would ever want to watch them. Ever.

My daughter.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:22:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

I was probably too young to notice, and had parents who really weren't bothered by it. Though my mom has told me that they dumbed down the version of 101 Dalmatians we got on tape, because she remembered different scenes from her youth. I mean, they dumbed down Mickey's Christmas Carol from the version we recorded off the Disney Channel in the 80s versus the one they play now. They cut out a fair amount of violence, either because of "sensitive content" or the fact that everything on TV nowadays is only 15 minutes long with 300 commercial breaks.

It's the last bit.

Naw, scratch all that shit.  You're right.  THE OLD DAYS WERE THE BEST.  EVERYTHING NOW IS LIBERAL FEELGOOD POTATO.

Eh, not really. I just feel like they're dumbing down shit. Though "Brave" was absolutely brilliant, even after they fired the writer.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:24:19 PM
Quote from: stelz on July 30, 2013, 07:20:20 PM
I much prefer Lon Chaney's hunchback. He was pissed.  :lol:

Wouldn't go back to the 20's though.

Brilliant film, though.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:20:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:19:49 PM
If they did the Grimm's the way they were actually written, no kid would ever want to watch them. Ever.

My daughter.

Your daughter is an awesome human being, I hardly even look at her as a kid.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:26:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:22:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

I was probably too young to notice, and had parents who really weren't bothered by it. Though my mom has told me that they dumbed down the version of 101 Dalmatians we got on tape, because she remembered different scenes from her youth. I mean, they dumbed down Mickey's Christmas Carol from the version we recorded off the Disney Channel in the 80s versus the one they play now. They cut out a fair amount of violence, either because of "sensitive content" or the fact that everything on TV nowadays is only 15 minutes long with 300 commercial breaks.

It's the last bit.

Naw, scratch all that shit.  You're right.  THE OLD DAYS WERE THE BEST.  EVERYTHING NOW IS LIBERAL FEELGOOD POTATO.

Eh, not really. I just feel like they're dumbing down shit. Though "Brave" was absolutely brilliant, even after they fired the writer.

Looking back, they've always been at the same intelligence level.  No difference at all.  Wait...Actually, I'd say The Hunchback of Notre Dame gives kids far more credit for intelligence than did Mary Poppins or 101 Dalmations, both of which were made 2 decades earlier.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Then maybe I'm just reading too much into this. It's just a fucking movie, and I should be working. Lol.

I dunno, maybe I need the nostalgia kick, and the new movies aren't doing it for some reason. :?
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Don Coyote on July 30, 2013, 08:20:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Then maybe I'm just reading too much into this. It's just a fucking movie, and I should be working. Lol.

I dunno, maybe I need the nostalgia kick, and the new movies aren't doing it for some reason. :?
watch anime from the 80s
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 30, 2013, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 30, 2013, 08:20:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Then maybe I'm just reading too much into this. It's just a fucking movie, and I should be working. Lol.

I dunno, maybe I need the nostalgia kick, and the new movies aren't doing it for some reason. :?
watch anime from the 80s

Good idea. Galaxy Express 999 incoming!
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Don Coyote on July 30, 2013, 09:42:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 08:39:40 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 30, 2013, 08:20:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Then maybe I'm just reading too much into this. It's just a fucking movie, and I should be working. Lol.

I dunno, maybe I need the nostalgia kick, and the new movies aren't doing it for some reason. :?
watch anime from the 80s

Good idea. Galaxy Express 999 incoming!
:awesome:
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Triple Zero on July 30, 2013, 11:21:04 PM
I watched Tangled a couple of months ago and it struck me how similar the story is to what happened in Amstetten, Austria a few years ago ... :x
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2013, 01:44:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:10:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:01:37 PM
Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

I was probably too young to notice, and had parents who really weren't bothered by it. Though my mom has told me that they dumbed down the version of 101 Dalmatians we got on tape, because she remembered different scenes from her youth. I mean, they dumbed down Mickey's Christmas Carol from the version we recorded off the Disney Channel in the 80s versus the one they play now. They cut out a fair amount of violence, either because of "sensitive content" or the fact that everything on TV nowadays is only 15 minutes long with 300 commercial breaks.

It's the last bit.

Naw, scratch all that shit.  You're right.  THE OLD DAYS WERE THE BEST.  EVERYTHING NOW IS LIBERAL FEELGOOD POTATO.

NOSTALGIA TOMB TIME. C'mon, everybody, let's be already dead inside!
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Suu on July 31, 2013, 02:57:15 AM
I've had some serious, "I don't want to be grown up." moods lately. I think it's my stress levels.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 31, 2013, 06:21:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 07:20:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 30, 2013, 07:19:49 PM
If they did the Grimm's the way they were actually written, no kid would ever want to watch them. Ever.

My daughter.

My house.

But you know... German.
Title: Re: Disney movies that would never be made today.
Post by: Junkenstein on July 31, 2013, 11:25:49 AM
Somewhat related:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/drones-movie-pixar-doesnt-have-balls-to-make/