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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pæs on August 22, 2013, 11:29:13 AM

Title: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Pæs on August 22, 2013, 11:29:13 AM
That's what the reviewers are saying about...

ALTY: THE MOVIE
(http://i.imgur.com/0BkxJ54.png)
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Kai on August 22, 2013, 12:16:40 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Junkenstein on August 22, 2013, 01:07:06 PM
But WHAT ELSE are reviewers saying?

Enquiring minds need to know.
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

NO, U!  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

NO, U!  :horrormirth:

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. LOOK AT IT'S MY LITTLE PLASTIC PUSSY, GLISTENING IN THE FLASHLIGHT. GO ON ... TOUCH IT ... LICK IT ... MAKE WHINNYING NOISES ...  :fap:
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 03:45:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:43:00 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:38:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 03:35:22 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 22, 2013, 03:33:57 PM
IS THAT A MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY?

FUCK THE WORLD.

NO. FUCK THE MY LITTLE PONY SEX TOY!  :evil:

NO, U!  :horrormirth:

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. LOOK AT IT'S MY LITTLE PLASTIC PUSSY, GLISTENING IN THE FLASHLIGHT. GO ON ... TOUCH IT ... LICK IT ... MAKE WHINNYING NOISES ...  :fap:

:crankey:

I'm going to go watch tsunami videos now, to cheer myself up.
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 22, 2013, 04:24:54 PM
Just be happy that it is home made, and that they don't mass produce pony sex toys.















(http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/28/creepy-my-little-pony.jpg)
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Suu on August 22, 2013, 04:43:45 PM
I need a release date!
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 22, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
.............
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 22, 2013, 09:17:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 22, 2013, 04:43:45 PM
I need a release date!

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: The Johnny on August 23, 2013, 12:33:53 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.

Not quite, but will that do? (No, i did not watch it, squick!)

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967 (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967) NSFW

(edited by ECH to add NSFW tag for people who don't realize a link to pornhub might be NSFW)
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 23, 2013, 01:18:52 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 23, 2013, 12:33:53 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.

Not quite, but will that do? (No, i did not watch it, squick!)

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967 (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967)

Oh I found some. And then I went OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE and went back to scouring surveys.

But, for the curious and those who want to scar themselves permanently, here: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=bPLOW-S579- (NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!)
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: The Johnny on August 23, 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 01:18:52 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 23, 2013, 12:33:53 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 23, 2013, 12:24:10 AM
I just, for reasons that I cannot explain, spent about 20 minutes actively seeking MLP plushie sex videos just so I could post one here

Someone, please, pith me.

Not quite, but will that do? (No, i did not watch it, squick!)

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967 (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=524836967)

Oh I found some. And then I went OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE and went back to scouring surveys.

But, for the curious and those who want to scar themselves permanently, here: http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=bPLOW-S579- (NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!)

NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Seriously Not Safe For Work
Post by: Salty on August 23, 2013, 03:06:39 AM
 :aaa:

We at the newly formed Coalition for Pony-Free Lifestyles would like to urge you to de-hoove yourself, wash the taintes rainbow from your fingertips, ah..ah, shit. Something about revenge, but damn.