http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?
this thread is a classic example of the weird on Mumsnet, a forum dominated by wimmins. It has gone viral and is even in the Telegraph?!!?
their 50 Shades parody was amaze.
I am a little concerned about the Zoflora (disinfectant) and douche lady though. IT'S A SELF-CLEANING ORGANISM WTF DON'T PUT THE CHEMICAL THINGS IN THERE!
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 02:52:43 PM
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?
this thread is a classic example of the weird on Mumsnet, a forum dominated by wimmins. It has gone viral and is even in the Telegraph?!!?
their 50 Shades parody was amaze.
I am a little concerned about the Zoflora (disinfectant) and douche lady though. IT'S A SELF-CLEANING ORGANISM WTF DON'T PUT THE CHEMICAL THINGS IN THERE!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WOW.
This post made me burst out laughing though:
QuoteI don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.
And, TMI, but nothing ACTUALLY NEEDS TO BE WASHED. Toweled off, at the most. It's good for the skin though, so depending on where it ends up I generally just rub it in.
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 04:17:58 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 02:52:43 PM
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?
this thread is a classic example of the weird on Mumsnet, a forum dominated by wimmins. It has gone viral and is even in the Telegraph?!!?
their 50 Shades parody was amaze.
I am a little concerned about the Zoflora (disinfectant) and douche lady though. IT'S A SELF-CLEANING ORGANISM WTF DON'T PUT THE CHEMICAL THINGS IN THERE!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WOW.
This post made me burst out laughing though:
QuoteI don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.
And, TMI, but nothing ACTUALLY NEEDS TO BE WASHED. Toweled off, at the most. It's good for the skin though, so depending on where it ends up I generally just rub it in.
the Mumsnet Classics threads are well worth a trawl through.
Personally, I douse myself in carbolic acid after sex. It's the only way to be SAFE.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 05:29:26 PM
Personally, I douse myself in carbolic acid after sex. It's the only way to be SAFE.
:lulz:
Can you imagine being with a lady, and after sex she hands you a glass of water, then, as you gratefully start to drink it, she wails "NO THAT'S FOR YOUR PENIS!!!"?
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 05:31:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 05:29:26 PM
Personally, I douse myself in carbolic acid after sex. It's the only way to be SAFE.
:lulz:
Can you imagine being with a lady, and after sex she hands you a glass of water, then, as you gratefully start to drink it, she wails "NO THAT'S FOR YOUR PENIS!!!"?
Boy, is MY face red!
I can't wait to get home and read that blog.
Wait. I CAN see that.
:lulz:
I am now going to build a NASCAR-esque pit stop beside the bed. Jenn will murder me and stuff me between the walls, but the look of incomprehension will be worth every agonizing moment.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 05:36:29 PM
Wait. I CAN see that.
:lulz:
I am now going to build a NASCAR-esque pit stop beside the bed. Jenn will murder me and stuff me between the walls, but the look of incomprehension will be worth every agonizing moment.
:lulz: My favorite part:
QuoteI don't think he wants to spring off the bed but doesn't want to sit there sticky, so I dash off to pee while he does his temporary clean. I am sure at least one other person will come along and say they do something like this, I am sure.
Needless to say, nobody did. :lol:
POST-SEX DECONTAMINATION STATION IN THE IDEA STAGE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDZHavM9kE
there are all sorts of strange viral memes springing up from Penis Beaker.
Someone suggested using popping candy during oral sex.
:lulz:
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
oral sex.
Note to self: High pressure dental water jet for station.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 06:53:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
oral sex.
Note to self: High pressure dental water jet for station.
Really, alcohol based mouthwash is the safest and most recommended product for oral sex hygiene precautions..
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 06:53:29 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
oral sex.
Note to self: High pressure dental water jet for station.
Really, alcohol based mouthwash is the safest and most recommended product for oral sex hygiene precautions..
Mouth? Hadn't gotten there yet.
:lulz:
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDZHavM9kE
there are all sorts of strange viral memes springing up from Penis Beaker.
Someone suggested using popping candy during oral sex.
OMG I'm guessing this isn't something most people have tried, then? :oops:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 06:51:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDZHavM9kE
there are all sorts of strange viral memes springing up from Penis Beaker.
Someone suggested using popping candy during oral sex.
OMG I'm guessing this isn't something most people have tried, then? :oops:
I am slightly concerned about using sugar near vulvas and vaginas. Sugar and the natural flora of said parts can be hazardous to health (no one likes thrush) But on peens, well, it could be interesting if you could keep a straight face and not spit take sugar all over a knob.
Yeah, I was receiving and, yeah was kinda interesting until the sensitive part was exposed, then it was kinda like the sex version of waterboarding :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:24:51 PM
Yeah, I was receiving and, yeah was kinda interesting until the sensitive part was exposed, then it was kinda like the sex version of waterboarding :eek:
yea. Not trying that. the concentration of nerve endings in the tip of a clitoris and it would feel like torture. Never mind the sugar issue.
I'm pretty sure you could replicate the effect (without the sugar risk) by just shooting yourself in the junk with a machine gun
or sitting over some kind of tiny ball bearing device
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 07:32:00 PM
or sitting over some kind of tiny ball bearing device
You realize Roger's taking notes right now, right?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 10, 2013, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: Pixie on October 10, 2013, 07:32:00 PM
or sitting over some kind of tiny ball bearing device
You realize Roger's taking notes right now, right?
Shush. You'll fuck up the creative process.
I was kind of counting on it.
The words "BALL MILL" are creeping down my spine right now :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:41:55 PM
The words "BALL MILL" are creeping down my spine right now :eek:
EUREKA!
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying. :eek:
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 10, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying. :eek:
Glad I'm not the only one.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 10, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying. :eek:
:lol:
The title makes me think of something else entirely...
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101015151248/muppet/images/0/05/Beaker.jpg)
Which Japanese forums can I sell my used beakers on and for how much?
(http://cdn.newsthump.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/penis-shaped-bottle.jpg)
Quote from: Aucoq on October 10, 2013, 09:23:06 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 10, 2013, 07:49:06 PM
The fact I keep reading this thread title as 'penis breaker' makes the last exchange even more terrifying. :eek:
:lol:
The title makes me think of something else entirely...
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101015151248/muppet/images/0/05/Beaker.jpg)
:lulz: