[in a British accent] OH THEY'RE SO ROYAL. We're lucky to have them coming here. But the rabble undoubtedly will be violent. Scum protesters– Oh, these insane people imagining the helicopters landing and the troops– these insane schizophrenics have come to town. The rabble– I'm so glad– thank God we're elite enough to have them though. I'm so honored. [switches to Cockney accent] Get back there mate! I'll have to have you arrested and have you deported! We're protecting criminals inside, busy stealing our pension funds and overrunning the country with third world populations. Now get back, you Yankee scum! HA HA! To show you the power of the Royal Guard Brigade! And this is the scotch we've been coughing down! Look at that pumpkin-headed Yank! That's the one, Alex Jones! I want you to know, young man, we will be watching you continually while we protect the Transhumanists putting cancer viruses in our children's shots!
:lulz:
Welp, there it is.
Puns are solely responsible for the ruination of our nation.
They are kind of the humor of the lowest common denominator, so Bear has a point.
Actually, I think most scatological jokes and most sexist/racist/xenophobic jokes are generally worse. And there are, of course, some very funny puns. Genuinely funny Auschwitz jokes... well, they are quite rare.
Quote from: holist on October 15, 2013, 07:16:53 AM
Actually, I think most scatological jokes and most sexist/racist/xenophobic jokes are generally worse. And there are, of course, some very funny puns. Genuinely funny Auschwitz jokes... well, they are quite rare.
Fuck you, there are some great and classic Auschwitz jokes.
"Why do showerheads have eleven holes?"
"Because jews only have ten fingers!"
As a mexican, ive always found puns as overwhlmingly retarded... maybe its swooshing over my head, but i dont think there are puns in spanish... i mean, they are possible, of course, but i dont remember a single instance, i suppose punners get rightfully murdered or something... its like a mix between jacking off and a local joke with/towards your own language, i dont know.
what we DO have is double-speak, which i quite enjoy, which can manifest thru "albures" (double entendree, sexual) or simple troll like reinterpretation thru a simple emphasis on a word...
i can provide examples if you people want
Quote from: The Johnny on October 15, 2013, 10:06:16 AM
As a mexican, ive always found puns as overwhlmingly retarded... maybe its swooshing over my head, but i dont think there are puns in spanish... i mean, they are possible, of course, but i dont remember a single instance, i suppose punners get rightfully murdered or something... its like a mix between jacking off and a local joke with/towards your own language, i dont know.
what we DO have is double-speak, which i quite enjoy, which can manifest thru "albures" (double entendree, sexual) or simple troll like reinterpretation thru a simple emphasis on a word...
i can provide examples if you people want
Richard Stallman has a collection of puns in Spanish that he invented (http://stallman.org/spanish_puns.html).
They are all terrible.
I'm the Deacon Richter, product of the Project BITCHHAMMER labs, and I am part of this problem.
Quote from: :regret: on October 15, 2013, 09:11:46 AM
Quote from: holist on October 15, 2013, 07:16:53 AM
Actually, I think most scatological jokes and most sexist/racist/xenophobic jokes are generally worse. And there are, of course, some very funny puns. Genuinely funny Auschwitz jokes... well, they are quite rare.
Fuck you, there are some great and classic Auschwitz jokes.
"Why do showerheads have eleven holes?"
"Because jews only have ten fingers!"
I didn't say there weren't any... this one's a good one. In the right context (cheers, Nige, I looked it up!).
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 15, 2013, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on October 15, 2013, 10:06:16 AM
As a mexican, ive always found puns as overwhlmingly retarded... maybe its swooshing over my head, but i dont think there are puns in spanish... i mean, they are possible, of course, but i dont remember a single instance, i suppose punners get rightfully murdered or something... its like a mix between jacking off and a local joke with/towards your own language, i dont know.
what we DO have is double-speak, which i quite enjoy, which can manifest thru "albures" (double entendree, sexual) or simple troll like reinterpretation thru a simple emphasis on a word...
i can provide examples if you people want
Richard Stallman has a collection of puns in Spanish that he invented (http://stallman.org/spanish_puns.html).
They are all terrible.
In english at least they seem to be more fluid due to the language being simpler... in spanish they just seem forced and awkward.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2013, 06:19:49 AM
Welp, there it is.
Puns are solely responsible for the ruination of our nation.
I'm conflicted.
On the one hand, I'm all for bringing Western Civilization down around my ears.
On the other....
...hum...
on the... other...
. . .
Give me a minute.
I love you all mower today than yesterday but not as mulch as tomorrow.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 15, 2013, 10:43:23 PM
I love you all mower today than yesterday but not as mulch as tomorrow.
LEAF US ALONE
That's gonna be a lawn shot.
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 15, 2013, 11:33:46 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 15, 2013, 10:43:23 PM
I love you all mower today than yesterday but not as mulch as tomorrow.
LEAF US ALONE
Please don't seed the troll. He'll end up raking you over the coals. This is why nobody can ever get alawn around here.
That was awful.
You are the root of this great evil.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 12:27:01 AM
That was awful.
You are the root of this great evil.
Me!? No. You're the one who can't seem to keep your disease from branching into every thread on this forum.
Seriously, you really need to grow up.
What Would Forest Whitaker Do?
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:07:10 AM
What Would Forest Whitaker Do?
Plant himself among us and play the xylemphone.
(Okay, YOU come up with a pun for "xylem". It's enough to make one phloem at the mouth.)
The dissident botanist fled to the forest to seek a xylem.
:magick:
:um:
Please stop attempting jokes, they really aren't your thing.
Hey, it's Mister Pot! :lulz:
Oh no...not that...anything but that. Mortally wounded by that insult.
:lulz:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 10:53:59 AM
:um:
Please stop attempting jokes, they really aren't your thing.
:lulz:
MR POT, THERE'S A MR KETTLE ON THE LINE!
\
:cluephone:
Actually he is asking for you. I'll transfer him over to you.
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:07:38 PM
Actually he is asking for you. I'll transfer him over to you.
HUURRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR
You fucking halfwit.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
So don't read the thread.
Problem solved.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:27 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:07:38 PM
Actually he is asking for you. I'll transfer him over to you.
HUURRRRRR HURRRRRRRRR
You fucking halfwit.
Aw, I wuv you too Roger, you are so cute.
:lol:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
So don't read the thread.
Problem solved.
Soooo...You can hijack Bear's thread, and the solution is for other people to not read it?
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
So don't read the thread.
Problem solved.
Soooo...You can hijack Bear's thread, and the solution is for other people to not read it?
Just returning the favor.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:26:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
So don't read the thread.
Problem solved.
Soooo...You can hijack Bear's thread, and the solution is for other people to not read it?
Just returning the favor.
Do tell?
Okay. Just remember you said that. :lol:
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
Um.
Well, if you're going to base your opinion of me on a dozen or so posts and a couple lame (I'll admit it) puns, I guess that's that.
I mean, I'd
like it if we got along, but I'm not here to make you happy. I'm here because I was hoping to contribute to the conversation and get at least a bit of a respite from the Pink spaggy bible-based swineherd I deal with on a daily basis. And maybe share some creative weirdness.
eh *shrug*. Can't please everyone.
(And isn't "fucking Piers Anthony book" pretty much a redundancy, IYKWIM?)
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 16, 2013, 06:48:48 PM
Well, if you're going to base your opinion of me on a dozen or so posts and a couple lame (I'll admit it) puns, I guess that's that.
I don't hate you for that.
No, I hate you for one reason, and one reason only: You are on my planet. You should get off of my planet, and take all 7.23 billion of your friends with you. You can tell puns out in space or something.
Though I have to say, the :fnord: shit and the puns aren't helping matters.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Way ahead of you. Waiting for the others to get out the way.
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 16, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Way ahead of you. Waiting for the others to get out the way.
"I NEED your approval DOUR!"
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:18:42 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 16, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Way ahead of you. Waiting for the others to get out the way.
"I NEED your approval DOUR!"
I'm not leading, remember?
:lol:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:18:42 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 16, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Way ahead of you. Waiting for the others to get out the way.
"I NEED your approval DOUR!"
I'm not leading, remember?
:lol:
Oh, no, you are definitely leading them. It's clear that Bear really looks up to you. I think it's cute.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:20:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:18:42 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 16, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Way ahead of you. Waiting for the others to get out the way.
"I NEED your approval DOUR!"
I'm not leading, remember?
:lol:
Oh, no, you are definitely leading them. It's clear that Bear really looks up to you. I think it's cute.
You just said I wasn't. So which is it?
And where do you come by this idea that several people can't possibly not hate you equally? You're a very hate-able guy.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 07:21:57 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:20:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:18:42 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 16, 2013, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2013, 03:10:47 PM
I am as guilty of hijacking this thread as RWHN is so if the Drama Llama must make an appearance don't leave me out. OP was funny, and it was about puns.what else could have possibly happened here? Asking for an anti-pun post to start a pun-free conversation is silly. As for RWHN, yes he has been an asshole lately but I'm tired of this all-hate-all-the-time approach. If it was working, he would have changed or left by now.
I'm sorry to hear that, because I'm just warming up, especially after last week. No, I'd say that after last week, I have plans to ramp it up quite a bit.
And whether or not it works, it gives me some gratification.
I don't tell you how to post, V3X.
Way ahead of you. Waiting for the others to get out the way.
"I NEED your approval DOUR!"
I'm not leading, remember?
:lol:
Oh, no, you are definitely leading them. It's clear that Bear really looks up to you. I think it's cute.
You just said I wasn't. So which is it?
And where do you come by this idea that several people can't possibly not hate you equally? You're a very hate-able guy.
You aren't leading the dance with me.
Of course many people can hate me, I have a lot of Maine potheads who don't like me very much right now.
But Bear's "ooh, ooh, me too" is as plain as day. You should be flattered that he thinks so much of you and wants you to approve of him.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:25:07 PM
You aren't leading the dance with me.
:lulz:
What the FUCK? I'm here to LAUGH at you, Beaker. I'm not here to DANCE with you.
Quote
Of course many people can hate me, I have a lot of Maine potheads who don't like me very much right now.
I can't think of anyone that DOES like you.
Quote
But Bear's "ooh, ooh, me too" is as plain as day. You should be flattered that he thinks so much of you and wants you to approve of him.
Actually, if you'd been around HFT, you'd know why he hates you. He would have hated you if I'd never been born. You're a rancid example of a human being, and you'll die alone.
Well, i'd rather not die in front of my wife and kids. That would be rather depressing for them.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:29:54 PM
Well, i'd rather not die in front of my wife and kids. That would be rather depressing for them.
I'd think your wife would throw a party. :lulz:
This is where you tell me to get cancer or something similar.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:30:51 PM
This is where you tell me to get cancer or something similar.
No, no, I want you to live a very long and lonely life.
Well, that has already failed. Thanks for playing!
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
Well, that has already failed. Thanks for playing!
Yes, we know. The fiance that doesn't know where you live.
:lulz:
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
Considering she lives with me, I'm pretty sure she knows where it is.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:35:19 PM
Considering she lives with me, I'm pretty sure she knows where it is.
Ah, the story changes again. :lulz:
DOUR,
Is pretty sure she's attached to your right wrist.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:35:19 PM
Considering she lives with me, I'm pretty sure she knows where it is.
Ah, the story changes again. :lulz:
Uh, yeah, it's called life. Maybe yours is static, but typically they tend to change over time.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:37:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:35:19 PM
Considering she lives with me, I'm pretty sure she knows where it is.
Ah, the story changes again. :lulz:
Uh,
Nothing to say, eh?
You're right, RWHN, doing that IS fun.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:37:04 PM
Maybe yours is static, but typically they tend to change over time.
Yeah, in your case, you get dumped.
Getting married in less than four months actually.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:45:17 PM
Getting married in less than four months actually.
Fantastic. We can start the marriage deadpool right after Christmas, then.
Whatever gets your rocks off man. I'm sure Bear will help you out with that.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 07:47:20 PM
Whatever gets your rocks off man. I'm sure Bear will help you out with that.
Oh, I don't think I'll have any problems filling the squares in. You're not a likeable guy, after all...You're a narcissist, and you deliberately go out of your way to harm as many people as you can. So I'm thinking that your upcoming marriage has the lifespan of a mayfly (at best). Even if everyone DIDN'T hate your ass, they're going to want in on this action.
Who have I harmed exactly?
Let's see the list.
This is all SO preferable to puns. :boring:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:10:40 PM
Who have I harmed exactly?
Let's see the list.
Who have you NOT said rotten shit to, in a deliberate attempt to make them feel worse, Mr Full Head of Hair? I can tell you that at least one forum member was fairly pissed off about that comment (I was, too, but not for the same reason). I could go on, but the list is too fucking long, and frankly I don't care enough to bother.
Basically, you're a hideous excuse for a human being.
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 16, 2013, 08:13:01 PM
This is all SO preferable to puns. :boring:
Marginally, yes.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:15:17 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:10:40 PM
Who have I harmed exactly?
Let's see the list.
Who have you NOT said rotten shit to.
Well if THAT is the standard, I can't hold a candle to you.
Sucks doesn't it? That medicine tastes pretty awful doesn't it?
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
Also, his habit of truncating everyone's posts is now apparently my fault. :lulz:
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
Also, his habit of truncating everyone's posts is now apparently my fault. :lulz:
I learned it by watching you. Now, just go ahead and tell me you don't do that.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
Also, his habit of truncating everyone's posts is now apparently my fault. :lulz:
I learned it by watching you. Now, just go ahead and tell me you don't do that.
Of COURSE you did, Sparky. I frequently truncate responses to change the meaning. I do it so often that you should have NO TROUBLE finding an example outside of our exchange today.
So let's see it.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:35:11 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
Also, his habit of truncating everyone's posts is now apparently my fault. :lulz:
I learned it by watching you. Now, just go ahead and tell me you don't do that.
Of COURSE you did, Sparky. I frequently truncate responses to change the meaning. I do it so often that you should have NO TROUBLE finding an example outside of our exchange today.
So let's see it.
Care to make it interesting?
If I find and post just one example of you truncating posts, you put a pun of my choice in your signature line.
You game?
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:35:11 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 08:22:13 PM
The difference, of course, is that Roger is a biped, and apologizes when he fucks up.
RWHN just increases the volume of his screeching until any attempt at communication is like talking to a wind tunnel.
Also, his habit of truncating everyone's posts is now apparently my fault. :lulz:
I learned it by watching you. Now, just go ahead and tell me you don't do that.
Of COURSE you did, Sparky. I frequently truncate responses to change the meaning. I do it so often that you should have NO TROUBLE finding an example outside of our exchange today.
So let's see it.
Care to make it interesting?
If I find and post just one example of you truncating posts, you put a pun of my choice in your signature line.
You game?
How about you just post a fucking example, Beaker. My sig line stays as is.
And, specifically, the truncation must change the original intent of the reply.
Oh, now you are getting squiggly about it. :lol:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:40:09 PM
Oh, now you are getting squiggly about it. :lol:
Naw. I said:
QuoteOf COURSE you did, Sparky. I frequently truncate responses to change the meaning. I do it so often that you should have NO TROUBLE finding an example outside of our exchange today.
So let's see it.
I often leave out irrelevant parts of a reply, when what I'm replying to is a large post. Everyone does that.
You selectively truncate peoples' posts, to make their reply appear to mean something other than what was said.
There's a bit of a difference there.
Ooh, that's some impressive dancing there Rog. :lol:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:44:33 PM
Ooh, that's some impressive dancing there Rog. :lol:
That's some impressive intellectual dishonesty you have there, (since we're being offensively familiar, and all).
:lulz:
"Dirty Old Uncle Roger"
Let's see how much of a biped you actually are.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:48:24 PM
"Dirty Old Uncle Roger"
Yep. And I've said many times, twice to you, that I don't like my name shortened, old buddy old pal, unless it's coming from someone I'm sleeping with.
And, having seen your pic, you look nothing like my wife.
I think he's more of a "Scooter" than a "Gone", really. :lulz:
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 16, 2013, 08:54:25 PM
I think he's more of a "Scooter" than a "GOne", really. :lulz:
That would imply that someone might act in a familiar fashion with him.
Hmm, I wonder how consistent you've been with that with other users, let's just check and see....
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 08:59:23 PM
Hmm, I wonder how consistent you've been with that with other users, let's just check and see....
Check my posts with QG, in the last few days.
Quote from: Telarus on October 13, 2013, 12:44:21 AM
Very interesting. I was just about to post this when I found the thread.
Rog, is the other person fired which you mentioned in the OP related to the B52 nuke incident (http://rense.com/general78/stupid.htm)? My roommate was just telling me about that last night after this story broke.
Hmm, you didn't out Telarus' first name.
Quote from: Pixie on September 17, 2013, 11:48:56 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 17, 2013, 11:18:40 PM
Quote from: Pixie on September 17, 2013, 10:15:25 PM
and do you food burning people not have phones with timers on them? I don't have a kitchen timer but I do use my phone.
Never leave pasta, rice, potatoes, or anything that is being boiled or grilled/broiled unattended. DO NEVAR. Same goes for your grilled cheese or toasted sammich.
if you want to leave shit unattended, use a timer and roast stuff, Like meat, and vegetables.
Seriously. Out of every mistake from people who claim to not be able to cook, burning something because they fail the simple task of /keeping an eye on their food/ is the number one reason. It's not goddamn rocket science. It's not even /biology/. It's kindergarten skills.
oh and frying pans. DO NEVAR LEAVE SOMETHING WITH HOT OIL IN UNATTENDED.
It seems Rog is not leaving things unattended, and it is the finer details rather than uber-rookie fuckups.
For Regret though. this advice stands.
Hmm, doesn't look like you outed Pixie either.
How much of a biped are you Mr. DOUR?
You can edit your posts now and scrub my name. You know, if you actually have any integrity as a person, let alone an Admin.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 09:01:16 PM
Quote from: Telarus on October 13, 2013, 12:44:21 AM
Very interesting. I was just about to post this when I found the thread.
Rog, is the other person fired which you mentioned in the OP related to the B52 nuke incident (http://rense.com/general78/stupid.htm)? My roommate was just telling me about that last night after this story broke.
Hmm, you didn't out Telarus' first name.
Didn't notice it. I shall have to say something to the boy.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 09:04:06 PM
You can edit your posts now and scrub my name. You know, if you actually have any integrity as a person, let alone an Admin.
You can kiss my entire ass.
And I didn't do anything involved with this
as an admin, so go fuck yourself. :lulz:
Here's one I did notice:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 14, 2013, 09:55:23 PM
Thanks, Rog!
I exist to serve.
Note: Shortening my name to "Rog" is acceptable only if we're currently having sex.
Shoot, I missed that.
Sorry, DOUR. Won't happen again. :oops:
Where did you out DS' first name?
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 16, 2013, 09:14:09 PM
Shoot, I missed that.
Sorry, DOUR. Won't happen again. :oops:
Shit happens. Everyone's touchy about something.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 09:14:20 PM
Where did you out DS' first name?
1. I don't know his first name, because he hasn't spent pages bragging about his columns, and
2. I don't hate DS
1. I do hate you.
1 I mean, aside from the "human" thing.
And yet, you've demonstrated just how pathetically human you are.
Biped my ass.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 09:28:05 PM
And yet, you've demonstrated just how pathetically human you are.
Biped my ass.
I don't see what you're kicking about, RWHN. This is exactly what you've been aiming for for the past few years. You deliberately set out to inspire hatred, you got it. So, you know, I don't consider this to be an integrity thing...I am merely acting in the manner that you have
demanded, over and over again, each and every day that you have come here since about 2010 or so.
Action/reaction, dumbass...How else could you possibly expect things to go? What the fuck were you setting out to accomplish? You treat people like dogshit, and then you expect a kiss on the cheek or something?
In any case, I refer you to our complaints department:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=655
Go bitch at him, because I don't care.
Yeah, isn't there already a youtube clip linked with his full name in it? I think it's common knowledge for anyone who cares at this point.
And guess what? Nobody cares.
Those are some pretty loose standards.
So if someone has their name posted somewhere else on the internet, posting it here is fair game. Is that the standard?
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 10:19:08 PM
So if someone has their name posted somewhere else on the internet, posting it here is fair game. Is that the standard?
What standard? We don't have rules that cover this, except:
1. We won't tolerate anyone taking this shit IRL. IE, nobody's going to contact your job or anything, and...
2. Posting your PI is a no-no. Nobody's mailing address or phone number is going up, even if they're the ones posting it. On the other hand, information that YOU put out there is your problem. Nobody had any clue who you were before you started talking about columns and testimony in some effort to make yourself look like a bigshot.
So, yeah, if you really feel a burning need to post something someone put somewhere else on the internet, that's pretty clearly fair game. But, you know, payback and all that. Your results may vary.
Now, I'm just gonna sit back and watch this trainwreck unfold. Because you're too damn stupid to NOT break the handle off. It's kind of obvious from that post.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:24:50 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 01:21:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
This fucking thread is like having Hugh and Malaul back.
Seriously. It's fucking brain damaged and has caused me to rethink my opinion of Pere Ubu, and has reinforced my already incredibly negative view of RWHN. The puns aren't even CLEVER, for fuck's sake.
It's worse than a fucking Piers Anthony book.
So don't read the thread.
Problem solved.
Soooo...You can hijack Bear's thread, and the solution is for other people to not read it?
I think that's his MO for the whole board, actually.
Right now, I am sure he's off furiously datamining or unblocking people on Facebook or whatever.
This should be amusing. I'm always up for a little brinksmanship.
No, see, I have a bit more integrity than that, I was just curious as to what is being allowed.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 10:46:04 PM
No, see, I have a bit more integrity than that, I was just curious as to what is being allowed.
We'll see. You can't control your butthurt. You'll try something.
And it will fail, spectacularly.
Dude, you are the one who outted me because you couldn't control your butthurt, you admitted it upthread. You've already failed. You're a monkey just like all of the other monkeys crawling all over this spacerock.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 10:55:36 PM
Dude, you are the one who outted me because you couldn't control your butthurt, you admitted it upthread. You've already failed. You're a monkey just like all of the other monkeys crawling all over this spacerock.
No, I used your first name in cold blood, very deliberately. I don't like my name being shortened, I've told you that in the past.
Now, you're GOING to do something, sooner or later, because you can't NOT do something. It's just not in your nature to let things go. It's just a matter of time.
OH, SHIT, with a clue like the first name "GONE" and knowing that he lives in Maine, it's like you dumped THE ENTIRE CONTENTS of his personal life ALL OVER THE BOARD!
:lol:
I have asked that people be sparing with my first name because if you google it, I'm the first hit. Perhaps he is worried for the same reason? :roll:
If you type my full name into google you get a research scientist, an awesome illustrator, a professional cricket player, and an actor.
I am by far the least interesting incarnation of myself, I'm letting the side down. :sad:
It's unfortunate, really, that he shares a first name with E.O.T., because E.O.T. is one of my favorite people and his name doesn't deserve to be tainted by such an unfortunate association.
OH SHIT now I've outed E.O.T., now anyone on the internet can find him just by googling "Gone" and "Portland". What's next??? FUCK WHAT IF I MENTION THAT ECH'S FIRST NAME IS JUSTIN AND HE LIVES NEAR SEATTLE?
OH NOW THAT'S JUST GOING TOO DAMN FAR. NEXT SOMEONE WILL MENTION THAT CRAMULUS' FIRST NAME IS DAN
OH I'M ON A ROLL. I'M ON A GODDAMN ROLL, HERE.
Pretty sure it's only "personal information" if it contains a unique identifier, like an address or even a street. If millions of other people share the same information and it would be impossible to identify an individual or even significantly narrow it down to a reasonable number of individuals, it's probably not personal information, no matter how attached they are to it.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 10:58:15 PM
No, I used your first name in cold blood, very deliberately.
Bipedalism at its finest.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 16, 2013, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 16, 2013, 10:58:15 PM
No, I used your first name in cold blood, very deliberately.
Bipedalism at its finest.
I didn't say I was a nice guy. In fact, it wasn't me that said I was a biped.
If you google my used name, you can find some really cool shit I've done with music.
If you google my birth name, you get pointed to my dad.
If you google my full name including middle, I apparently live in Ohio.
What the hell kinds of secrets are you people keeping that you're terrified of?
This is a different question than "nothing to fear nothing to hide." This is entirely, "what do you have in social media you're ashamed of?"
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 16, 2013, 11:28:05 PM
If you google my used name, you can find some really cool shit I've done with music.
If you google my birth name, you get pointed to my dad.
If you google my full name including middle, I apparently live in Ohio.
What the hell kinds of secrets are you people keeping that you're terrified of?
This is a different question than "nothing to fear nothing to hide." This is entirely, "what do you have in social media you're ashamed of?"
My llama addiction. :sad:
FOR SHAME.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 16, 2013, 11:28:05 PM
If you google my used name, you can find some really cool shit I've done with music.
If you google my birth name, you get pointed to my dad.
If you google my full name including middle, I apparently live in Ohio.
What the hell kinds of secrets are you people keeping that you're terrified of?
This is a different question than "nothing to fear nothing to hide." This is entirely, "what do you have in social media you're ashamed of?"
Personally, for myself, it's me not wanting the bored and bitchy bead biddy contingent to google my name, find my posts here, and turn them into grist for the bead-lady gossip-mill. I'm a lot more free and open with my personal life and political leanings here than I am on social media sites and glass forums. I don't really need a bunch of potentially shockable bead buyers to know that I'm a Socialist who gives it to dudes up the butt.
Gotcha. Makes sense.
For some reason the idea of other scientists knowing that doesn't really bother me, though. :lol:
I'm pretty easy to find, and I don't blend in well, just due to my name. Also, don't give a fuck.
I just prefer Alty to Scrotum Cocksnobber Jr.
I don't think anyone here has my name yet?
My only problem is that my stalkers have been so consistently BAD at it that they keep bothering my father, who hasn't even got the same first name.
I mean, fuck's sake, it's not like my life here hasn't been an open book. First name, last name, town, the whole works. My Goddamn phone number isn't even unlisted. Which is okay, since I never plug the land line in. Anyway.
I expect a little more DILIGENCE than shown by Tentasticle and Miley Spears. A little more EFFORT. Attention to DETAIL.
Quote from: Alty on October 16, 2013, 11:43:23 PM
I'm pretty easy to find, and I don't blend in well, just due to my name. Also, don't give a fuck.
I just prefer Alty to Scrotum Cocksnobber Jr.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 12:23:27 AM
My only problem is that my stalkers have been so consistently BAD at it that they keep bothering my father, who hasn't even got the same first name.
I mean, fuck's sake, it's not like my life here hasn't been an open book. First name, last name, town, the whole works. My Goddamn phone number isn't even unlisted. Which is okay, since I never plug the land line in. Anyway.
I expect a little more DILIGENCE than shown by Tentasticle and Miley Spears. A little more EFFORT. Attention to DETAIL.
Wait, where do you live?
Scottsdale, I think.
Quote from: Alty on October 16, 2013, 11:43:23 PM
I'm pretty easy to find, and I don't blend in well, just due to my name. Also, don't give a fuck.
I just prefer Alty to Scrotum Cocksnobber Jr.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Also, I don't want to blow any big secrets, but I heard his first name is Roger.
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
Get Binks in here. She'd put him right up a fucking tree.
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 17, 2013, 12:32:29 AM
Also, I don't want to blow any big secrets, but I heard his first name is Roger.
See, it's this sort of lackadaisical sense of ethics that has ruined this country. RUINED IT. It wasn't the banks, it wasn't the teabaggers or any of that. It was OUTING MY FIRST NAME!
There is only one Roger in America. I am fucked. FUCKED!
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:46:28 AM
Brb logging into PC to shit in his jazz flute.
:lulz:
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
Who thought THAT was a good idea?
:lulz:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 01:02:31 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you? I'm just curious.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 01:03:18 AM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 01:02:31 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you? I'm just curious.
People tend to not fuck with the crazy kid.
I managed to get a kid to change lunch periods because he was scared of me.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 01:05:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 01:03:18 AM
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Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you? I'm just curious.
People tend to not to fuck with the crazy kid.
:lulz:
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Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 01:05:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 01:03:18 AM
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Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you? I'm just curious.
People tend to not fuck with the crazy kid.
Damn you are such a fucking putz. Did that strategy actually fucking work in the 80s?
If people don't like the answers they shouldn't ask the questions.
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 12:34:54 PM
If people don't like the answers they shouldn't ask the questions.
(http://media.tumblr.com/3568915c8e13ac804135ae63881bbe23/tumblr_inline_mmhulyJoRk1qz4rgp.jpg)
Watch it or he'll mumble at YOU.
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 17, 2013, 07:33:42 AM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 01:05:05 AM
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Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you? I'm just curious.
People tend to not fuck with the crazy kid.
Damn you are such a fucking putz. Did that strategy actually fucking work in the 80s?
I saw it tried a bunch. :lol:
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 12:34:54 PM
If people don't like the answers they shouldn't ask the questions.
Holy shit, you have got to be becoming intentionally less likeable.
I am half-convinced he actually does have some kind of mental illness, actually.
Maybe more than half.
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 17, 2013, 06:49:46 PM
I am half-convinced he actually does have some kind of mental illness, actually.
Maybe more than half.
Idiocy is not an illness, regardless of how many people are afflicted by it.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 17, 2013, 03:05:50 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 17, 2013, 07:33:42 AM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 17, 2013, 01:05:05 AM
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Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 12:39:48 AM
9 fucking pages! I build the fucking stage for the assclown and blare smooth jazz, and hand out Nirvana butt plugs, and I get only 9! If I was a woman with a opinion I would at least have 50 pages. Fuck you and the Llama you rode on.
It would help if you were actually clever or had a modicum of wit.
You got your ass kicked a lot in high school didn't you? I'm just curious.
People tend to not fuck with the crazy kid.
Damn you are such a fucking putz. Did that strategy actually fucking work in the 80s?
I saw it tried a bunch. :lol:
I might have tried it once, but I don't remember. I found it more prudent to just wrap fingers around throats when kids started shit with me in middle school.
The crazy kids get shit thrown at them and attacked.
Relevant:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2014/01/10/krokodil-crock-how-rumors-of-a-flesh-eating-zombie-drug-swept-the-nation/
QuoteLike most monster stories, this tale of what CNN calls a "flesh-eating zombie drug" stalking the land does not appear to be true, as some reporters have begun to recognize. Yet others continue to hype an American krokodil craze that seems to exist only in the fevered imaginations of anti-drug propagandists and their journalistic accomplices.
Quote from: AFK on October 17, 2013, 01:06:02 AM
I managed to get a kid to change lunch periods because he was scared of me.
Also, this might be the best quote in the history of Peedee.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2014, 04:39:40 AM
Quote from: AFK on October 17, 2013, 01:06:02 AM
I managed to get a kid to change lunch periods because he was scared of me.
Also, this might be the best quote in the history of Peedee.
Whoa. That is GOLD.
(http://s25.postimg.org/ycezj5hjz/roflbot_23.jpg)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2014, 04:22:41 AM
Relevant:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jacobsullum/2014/01/10/krokodil-crock-how-rumors-of-a-flesh-eating-zombie-drug-swept-the-nation/
QuoteLike most monster stories, this tale of what CNN calls a "flesh-eating zombie drug" stalking the land does not appear to be true, as some reporters have begun to recognize. Yet others continue to hype an American krokodil craze that seems to exist only in the fevered imaginations of anti-drug propagandists and their journalistic accomplices.
Well, thank goodness.
Both that the flesh-eating part is true, and that it's not in America. I don't think my worldview would be secure if both things were false.