DRUGS.
DRUGS LOL!
I happen to know some very important people, and at our meeting last week we decided that this is not actually a safe topic.
Quote from: V3X on October 26, 2013, 11:57:46 PM
I happen to know some very important people, and at our meeting last week we decided that this is not actually a safe topic.
:lulz:
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I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 27, 2013, 12:09:05 AM
I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?
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BLIGHT HATES THE CHILDREN!
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 27, 2013, 12:17:52 AM
BLIGHT HATES THE CHILDREN!
Dont like the kids but the kids like me. Dont like the kids the kids the kids
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 27, 2013, 12:12:05 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 27, 2013, 12:09:05 AM
I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?
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Are you sure? Because it burns burn burns in the ring of fire, the ring of fire.
This one time I DRUGS and DRUGS.
This thread is brought to you in part by the letter j and the number 420
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 27, 2013, 01:00:59 AM
This thread is brought to you in part by the letters m and j and the number 420
FTFY.
Preemptive butthurt gif:
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Quote from: V3X on October 26, 2013, 11:57:46 PM
I happen to know some very important people, and at our meeting last week we decided that this is not actually a safe topic.
I spoke about this to some high ranking government officials while wearing a giant suit.
I have spoken to at least 10 people in a office.
I don't tell my girlfriend where I live.
I can only afford one key.
I jack off to the D.A.R.E. lion.
I created the C.H.I.C.K.E.N club.
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.
Pun me Punnything!
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2013, 07:58:03 AM
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.
Pun me Punnything!
:lol:
http://www.policestateusa.com/2013/police-perform-simulated-drug-raid-on-5th-graders-child-attacked-by-police-dog/
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 27, 2013, 12:09:05 AM
I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?
dunno bout hell, but if you at any point in the future have to take any more of either, you'll develop a tolerance to both, which will then spiral out into pounding 10 oxycontin a day for headaches and injecting bleach directly into your stomach .
oh and inner-city kids will see your example (through some sort of clairvoyance) and be prompted to start smoking weed
totally not exaggerating or anything
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 27, 2013, 03:51:51 PM
http://www.policestateusa.com/2013/police-perform-simulated-drug-raid-on-5th-graders-child-attacked-by-police-dog/
Small price to pay for KEEPING OUR SCHOOLS SAFE FROM DRUGZ
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2013, 07:58:03 AM
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.
Pun me Punnything!
MAN TALK ABOUT A ONE TRICK PUNY
ELLA FITZGERALD'S WANG
HAHA HURRRRR
I MADE A PUN
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 27, 2013, 05:37:32 PM
ELLA FITZGERALD'S WANG
HAHA HURRRRR
I MADE A PUN
YOU'RE LIKE A MY LITTLE PUNNY
HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU GET THAT? I AM GENIUS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3VbSfQ3nAM
This might be the first drug thread to not reach 100+ pages.
Quick, someone advocate a stance with no basis and logic and fact and insist it is correct for several years.
I oppose feeding heroin to babies. Why do you all think we should feed heroin to babies?
Because it's the easiest way for me to get a full nights sleep dammit.
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You guys realize that he's finally GONE, and here you sit, MISSING HIM SO BADLY.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 02:04:02 PM
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You guys realize that he's finally GONE, and here you sit, MISSING HIM SO BADLY.
:lulz:
There's a pun-shaped hole in my heart, Roger.
Why do you have to kick me when I'm down?
Now I know how the Winkies felt when Dorothy melted the witch. :(
Quote from: V3X on October 28, 2013, 02:05:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 02:04:02 PM
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You guys realize that he's finally GONE, and here you sit, MISSING HIM SO BADLY.
:lulz:
There's a pun-shaped hole in my heart, Roger.
Why do you have to kick me when I'm down?
Now I know how the Winkies felt when Dorothy melted the witch. :(
Sounds like a vicious case of habitual abuse, to me.
Withdrawl is just Baby Jesus telling you to get right.
Or it's just a sense of relief at the idea that someone can actually finally post about current developments with legalization or somesuch and not have it turn into a 90-page fuckfest or a wall of puns.
Sort of like how we all laughed about it after my friend's van exploded into a fireball and tower of 30-foot flames when she was on her way to the coast with her kids and my son. Because even though all our camping gear was gone everybody got out and it was really OK in the end and she got a new car and life goes on.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 28, 2013, 03:47:02 PM
Or it's just a sense of relief at the idea that someone can actually finally post about current developments with legalization or somesuch and not have it turn into a 90-page fuckfest or a wall of puns.
Sort of like how we all laughed about it after my friend's van exploded into a fireball and tower of 30-foot flames when she was on her way to the coast with her kids and my son. Because even though all our camping gear was gone everybody got out and it was really OK in the end and she got a new car and life goes on.
There will be another, before too long, to make sure that the conversation goes along one of two approved routes.
1. Drugs are bad.
2. Drugs are magickal.
And if you have an opinion that falls somewhere between those two, or isn't related to the dichtomy at all, then it will be up to the new messiah to get you to SHUT UP. In some office, somewhere, not the DEA or anything like that or even government (maybe it's Madison Avenue), there is a small department that decides what the acceptable sides to an argument consist of, and they do their best to make sure that the pre-packaged responses drive out all "left-handed thinking".
Our newest replacement is Brother Nihil, who will tell you that his magickal experiments with LSD have led him to conclude that liberalism and individuality are really bad (this would, oddly enough, include drug use), and are "false freedom".
He isn't paid to do this, or anything. He's just nuts and more than a little stupid, just as RWHN was nuts and
became more than a little stupid.
There's always one, you see. Always.
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
Not that I actually had anything to talk about, just wanted to bask in the feeling of shouting drugs and not having it degenerate from there.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
RWHN or Brother Nihil?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
RWHN or Brother Nihil?
RWHN. It's been dealt with.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
RWHN or Brother Nihil?
RWHN. It's been dealt with.
Wait, so was he banned or did he flounce?
Blight,
Still confused apparently
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
RWHN or Brother Nihil?
RWHN. It's been dealt with.
Wait, so was he banned or did he flounce?
Blight,
Still confused apparently
Yes.
ECH banned him when he found out that RWHN had leaned on Faust to go through and sanitize posts.
I support this. If he wants the "trail" gone, then it's gone and so is RWHN. I even changed my sig.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
RWHN or Brother Nihil?
RWHN. It's been dealt with.
Wait, so was he banned or did he flounce?
Blight,
Still confused apparently
Yes.
ECH banned him when he found out that RWHN had leaned on Faust to go through and sanitize posts.
I support this. If he wants the "trail" gone, then it's gone and so is RWHN. I even changed my sig.
Ah
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 04:26:35 PM
Eh, perhaps. But until then we can hypothetically talk about drugs in a reasonable way.
He was just on, under one of his alt accounts.
Gone again.
RWHN or Brother Nihil?
RWHN. It's been dealt with.
Wait, so was he banned or did he flounce?
Blight,
Still confused apparently
Yes.
ECH banned him when he found out that RWHN had leaned on Faust to go through and sanitize posts.
I support this. If he wants the "trail" gone, then it's gone and so is RWHN. I even changed my sig.
Ah
I gather you don't approve?
Can't win around here. :lulz:
I don't disapprove. It just makes more sense now. Sorry about that, kinda multitasking. I skipped work in order to catch up on school work and ended up starting to clean my room instead.
Mostly I'm trying to figure out where the fuck my thumbdrive is, since that's the thing I always save my lab reports on so I can work on them at school or here or on my lunch break. It's a bit frustrating. Totally irrelevant, but it is distracting me a bit.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
I don't disapprove. It just makes more sense now. Sorry about that, kinda multitasking. I skipped work in order to catch up on school work and ended up starting to clean my room instead.
Oh, okay. But the funny part is, looking at most of this thread, it's people clawing at their arms like a junkie needing his fix, because the easy target is gone.
:lulz:
PD is at a very low point right now. Half of the crowd is still pissed off about the atheist thread, and the rest have become so accustomed to RHWN-baiting that they don't know what to do now that he's gone.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 06:49:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
I don't disapprove. It just makes more sense now. Sorry about that, kinda multitasking. I skipped work in order to catch up on school work and ended up starting to clean my room instead.
Oh, okay. But the funny part is, looking at most of this thread, it's people clawing at their arms like a junkie needing his fix, because the easy target is gone.
:lulz:
PD is at a very low point right now. Half of the crowd is still pissed off about the atheist thread, and the rest have become so accustomed to RHWN-baiting that they don't know what to do now that he's gone.
I just have nothing to give right now. I'm all daily-ground out
Quote from: V3X on October 28, 2013, 06:54:55 PM
I just have nothing to give right now. I'm all daily-ground out
Well, same here. I wrote a bunch of shit Friday and today, trying to drum up traffic, but with no feedback, I dried right up.
And that sucks, because I'm in the mood to rant - even if only for my own gratification - but there's nothing there.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 06:49:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 06:47:03 PM
I don't disapprove. It just makes more sense now. Sorry about that, kinda multitasking. I skipped work in order to catch up on school work and ended up starting to clean my room instead.
Oh, okay. But the funny part is, looking at most of this thread, it's people clawing at their arms like a junkie needing his fix, because the easy target is gone.
:lulz:
PD is at a very low point right now. Half of the crowd is still pissed off about the atheist thread, and the rest have become so accustomed to RHWN-baiting that they don't know what to do now that he's gone.
Well, maybe. I think that we might be burned out. I still feel kinda burned out, but I don't think that's because of the atheist thread. I kinda feel like I stopped paying attention to everything for about a week and I'm not exactly sure where I've walked to.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 07:01:30 PM
Well, maybe. I think that we might be burned out. I still feel kinda burned out, but I don't think that's because of the atheist thread. I kinda feel like I stopped paying attention to everything for about a week and I'm not exactly sure where I've walked to.
Burned out from what? It isn't like we just had some kind of creative orgy, like we did with the Nessies.
No, I think it's a little simpler than that. We've gotten
lazy. We've gotten away from our purpose for so long that most people here will deny that ever had one in the first place. Now it's "come see what other people said, and F5 until there's an interesting conversation to read". But when that becomes widespread enough, there aren't any conversations to F5 TO, if you catch my drift.
This is for two reasons, I think. First, a lot of the heavier posters fucked off to Narcsismbook, where they can share and repost pics and think of it as "spreading the word". To a bunch of other people who are doing the same thing. Think of it as history's largest circle-jerk.
The other reason is that the remainder have lost their inner maniac.
I haven't lost my inner maniac, it's just that my inner maniac has lost his voice. Not from too much TEEVEE or twinkies, but from raging impotently against the unstoppable mass of humanity's blind, deaf, collective lemming march toward a bland apocalypse of creeping narcissism and mediocrity.
Every revolution starts out as an attempt to get someone's attention. The powers that be aren't answering the phone, though, so naturally the revolution will settle for the attention of other revolutionaries. And by "the powers that be," I don't mean the government or Corporate America or whoever's turn it is this week to drive this broken down bus we call a society. I'm talking about the actual base of power: the people. They're on Xanax and Ritalin and high fructose corn syrup, in a diabetic coma, and they won't wake up.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 07:10:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 07:01:30 PM
Well, maybe. I think that we might be burned out. I still feel kinda burned out, but I don't think that's because of the atheist thread. I kinda feel like I stopped paying attention to everything for about a week and I'm not exactly sure where I've walked to.
Burned out from what? It isn't like we just had some kind of creative orgy, like we did with the Nessies.
No, I think it's a little simpler than that. We've gotten lazy. We've gotten away from our purpose for so long that most people here will deny that ever had one in the first place. Now it's "come see what other people said, and F5 until there's an interesting conversation to read". But when that becomes widespread enough, there aren't any conversations to F5 TO, if you catch my drift.
This is for two reasons, I think. First, a lot of the heavier posters fucked off to Narcsismbook, where they can share and repost pics and think of it as "spreading the word". To a bunch of other people who are doing the same thing. Think of it as history's largest circle-jerk.
The other reason is that the remainder have lost their inner maniac.
School for me, partially, and though I can't speak for anyone else, I suspect that has been a part of it for some others as well. Someone, Faust I think, noted that there has been some general tension here and it's been lingering around for quite a bit now. Though laziness is a part of me as well. I'm having trouble getting myself going.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 07:16:12 PM
School for me, partially, and though I can't speak for anyone else, I suspect that has been a part of it for some others as well. Someone, Faust I think, noted that there has been some general tension here and it's been lingering around for quite a bit now. Though laziness is a part of me as well. I'm having trouble getting myself going.
Well, it's YOUR soul, sir.
Rant forthcoming. For the ignoring pleasure of all comers.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 28, 2013, 07:17:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 28, 2013, 07:16:12 PM
School for me, partially, and though I can't speak for anyone else, I suspect that has been a part of it for some others as well. Someone, Faust I think, noted that there has been some general tension here and it's been lingering around for quite a bit now. Though laziness is a part of me as well. I'm having trouble getting myself going.
Well, it's YOUR soul, sir.
Rant forthcoming. For the ignoring pleasure of all comers.
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Rant away boss. Glad I could be of some inspiration.
Told ya.
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