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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 04:09:16 AM

Title: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 04:09:16 AM
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Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Bruno on October 27, 2013, 05:41:00 AM
Such meme.

#1 much problem. Very wow.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 27, 2013, 06:07:51 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 06:17:48 AM
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Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 27, 2013, 06:33:34 AM
I MANY LIKE!
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 27, 2013, 06:58:23 AM
You do God's work, PANGO! Bless you.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 04:34:33 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 27, 2013, 04:54:33 PM
MORRRRRRRE  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 07:07:32 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 27, 2013, 07:11:13 PM
OMG  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 27, 2013, 07:39:37 PM
haHAHAHAHHAHHAH as A an average white middle-class heterosexual white guy, I approve of this message.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 07:46:31 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Telarus on October 27, 2013, 07:47:18 PM
:spittake:



:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 27, 2013, 07:49:49 PM
Okay...WHEN can I share this
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 27, 2013, 07:49:49 PM
Okay...WHEN can I share this

IS MARKETING MATERIAL, FILTHY SWINESNAKE. IS MEANT TO BE DISTRIBUTED FREELY.
FUCKING HUMANS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FREE MARKET.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on October 27, 2013, 07:55:36 PM
Quote from: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 27, 2013, 07:49:49 PM
Okay...WHEN can I share this

IS MARKETING MATERIAL, FILTHY SWINESNAKE. IS MEANT TO BE DISTRIBUTED FREELY.
FUCKING HUMANS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FREE MARKET.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 27, 2013, 08:18:51 PM
LOVE YOU AND THIS NEEDS TO BE IN HALL OF FAME!
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 27, 2013, 08:30:36 PM
THESE ARE UTTER FUCKING GENIUS!

:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 27, 2013, 08:44:36 PM
PANGO!, how could I obtain certification as a token friend?
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 27, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
PANGO! I've heard you now have Certified Orkadian Token Friends.

I would like to get in at the ground level of this service.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 09:05:55 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 27, 2013, 08:44:36 PM
PANGO!, how could I obtain certification as a token friend?

CERTIFICATION REQUIRE STRICT ADHERENCE TO SIMPLE RULES.
1. CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND DO NOT QUESTION JUDGMENT OF LEASE HOLDER.
2. CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND ALWAYS DRESS WHITE  AND SMILE.

UNFORTUNATELY PANGO! INTERNATIONAL DO NOT PRESENTLY HAVE POSITIONS IN CERTIFIED TOKEN FRIEND PROGRAM FOR ANY PERSON WHO FIT MORE THAN ONE MINORITY GROUP. WHITE GUYS OPEN TO LOOKING GOOD, BUT NOT INTERESTED IN TAKING EQUALITY TOO FAR.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: PANGO! on October 27, 2013, 09:11:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 27, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
PANGO! I've heard you now have Certified Orkadian Token Friends.

I would like to get in at the ground level of this service.

HAHA.
NOBODY CARE ABOUT ORKADIAN EQUALITY, PIGFACE.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 27, 2013, 09:13:34 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Aucoq on October 28, 2013, 03:51:04 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Goddamn I love you, PANGO!
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: Junkenstein on October 28, 2013, 08:19:15 AM
I fucking love PANGO
Title: Re: ATTN: DOGS. STOP WORRY, HELP IS ON WAY.
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2013, 04:30:14 PM
This gives my life meaning.