We know but two things about hirley- he writes real funny with some recent noticeably standard posts here and there which is terrifying enough in its strangeness
And
Hes a perpetual college student.
So what the hell do his classnotes and papers look like?
Ive recieved a vision of a portland full of adjunct professors driven mad by impossible geometries misaligned stars and unspeakable ancient horrors merely glimpsed.
Cthulhu Goes To College: starring Seth Rogan as the Mad Arab!
Gotta admit i would watch that
I told you guys about Hirley0 YEARS from now, and you wouldn't listen, and now it's TOO EARLY.
Shit hirley has reversed cause and effect too? We got to make sure after the fact that he never took those physics classes! We must postvent the hirlocalypse!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Shit hirley has reversed cause and effect too?
No, HE is the RIGHT way around, and WE are the WRONG way around.
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We got to make sure after the fact that he never took those physics classes! We must postvent the hirlocalypse!
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WRITE THE COURSE CONTENT?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HEAD EXPLODE EMOTE. OH SHIT IT DOESNT EXIST YET BECAUSE ITS IN THE PAST.
This explains much. Im sitting next to an elderly man loudly playing songs from the late 1950s early 1960s on his smart phone. Time just got all stretchy in boston.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 06:58:23 PM
This explains much. Im sitting next to an elderly man loudly playing songs from the late 1950s early 1960s on his smart phone. Time just got all stretchy in boston.
WELCOME
TO TUCSON
PUNY HUMAN
Im in tucson? That means only one thing. Hirley had to kill me because i knew too much.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 07:03:46 PM
Im in tucson? That means only one thing. Hirley had to kill me because i knew too much.
Hirley0 doesn't
kill people, so much as he makes them
un-happen.
Damn. My existence was postvented. Ill see you at the meetrack then.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 14, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
I told you guys about Hirley0 YEARS from now, and you wouldn't listen, and now it's TOO EARLY.
:lulz:
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 05:10:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 14, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
I told you guys about Hirley0 YEARS from now, and you wouldn't listen, and now it's TOO EARLY.
:lulz:
Honestly, I think this should be newsfeed. So the newbs know beforafter it happens to them too.