(http://i.imgur.com/0Wu8Xc3.jpg)
Red.
Pissed off. Resentful. Foul.
Neither of your pics is accurate. Think "flat spin".
:sadbanana:
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
:sadbanana:
Well, here's the thing: I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about. Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".
And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.
And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way. More with
contempt. In every case.
So, you know, fuck these people.
That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it.
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:47:49 PM
That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it.
Well, you know. Shit happens. And I'm tired of being given the back of the fucking hand by everyone and their fucking dog.
This worked out, by the way, Alty. Turns out it was exhaustion on the part of the other person.
That's good. Well, not good, but better than malicious intent or apathy.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
:sadbanana:
Well, here's the thing: I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about. Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".
And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.
And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way. More with contempt. In every case.
So, you know, fuck these people.
People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.
So fuck'em, you say.
Right.
Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused. :)
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
:sadbanana:
Well, here's the thing: I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about. Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".
And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.
And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way. More with contempt. In every case.
So, you know, fuck these people.
People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.
So fuck'em, you say.
Right.
Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused. :)
Okay, Holist. Just remember: This is what you wanted.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 02:25:03 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
:sadbanana:
Well, here's the thing: I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about. Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".
And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.
And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way. More with contempt. In every case.
So, you know, fuck these people.
People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.
So fuck'em, you say.
Right.
Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused. :)
Okay, Holist. Just remember: This is what you wanted.
Well lay it on! :)
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 02:25:03 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
:sadbanana:
Well, here's the thing: I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about. Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".
And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.
And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way. More with contempt. In every case.
So, you know, fuck these people.
People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.
So fuck'em, you say.
Right.
Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused. :)
Okay, Holist. Just remember: This is what you wanted.
Well lay it on! :)
Oh, I plan to. Forever.
But the real irony here is that a short-term maritial problem is being attacked by a guy who failed at his marriage, then found "the ideal wife", which - judging from your attidude - means she has Down's Syndrome or something.
:lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:12:03 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 02:25:03 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 02:21:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 09:44:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 18, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
:sadbanana:
Well, here's the thing: I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about. Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".
And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.
And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way. More with contempt. In every case.
So, you know, fuck these people.
People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.
So fuck'em, you say.
Right.
Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused. :)
Okay, Holist. Just remember: This is what you wanted.
Well lay it on! :)
Oh, I plan to. Forever.
But the real irony here is that a short-term maritial problem is being attacked by a guy who failed at his marriage, then found "the ideal wife", which - judging from your attidude - means she has Down's Syndrome or something.
:lulz:
Let's just not forget who is actually doing the judging there. Toddler-spanker, is that you? :)
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:14:57 PM
Let's just not forget who is actually doing the judging there. Toddler-spanker, is that you? :)
Yep. Sure as hell is.
Now, do you beat your mentally defective wife, Holist? You know, when she has continence issues?
I bet you do.
My mood is now nice and bright, because I now have a new chew toy.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:21:50 PM
My mood is now nice and bright, because I now have a new chew toy.
Always glad to help the needy. :)
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:21:50 PM
My mood is now nice and bright, because I now have a new chew toy.
Always glad to help the needy. :)
No problem.
How well do you think I can translate "Bruno children will be next Anders Behring Breivik" into Hungarian?
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
Explains why you went back to Hungary so quickly.
One step ahead of Special Branch and all that.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Just warming up, wife-abuser.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Just warming up, wife-abuser.
Try the choke, maybe! :)
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Just warming up, wife-abuser.
Try the choke, maybe! :)
What, you choke your wife? Or your kids? Which is it?
My suggestion is auto asphyxiation.
I mean, where's the victim there?
Plus, no one will mourn you.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
No, no! I meant your warming up! It doesn't seem to be working, so I thought maybe the manual choke... do you even have one of those?
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Just warming up, wife-abuser.
Try the choke, maybe! :)
What, you choke your wife? Or your kids? Which is it?
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
No, no! I meant your warming up! It doesn't seem to be working, so I thought maybe the manual choke... do you even have one of those?
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Just warming up, wife-abuser.
Try the choke, maybe! :)
What, you choke your wife? Or your kids? Which is it?
No answer. I'll take that as "both".
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:42:56 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
No, no! I meant your warming up! It doesn't seem to be working, so I thought maybe the manual choke... do you even have one of those?
You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Well, that may explain your short stay. You couldn't find an alternate client.
I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Just warming up, wife-abuser.
Try the choke, maybe! :)
What, you choke your wife? Or your kids? Which is it?
No answer. I'll take that as "both".
No, no, I meant your warming up! It doesn't seem to be working, so I suggested the manual choke, to help with it. Although maybe you don't have one of those.
This thread turned around!
Failed joke + failbear = :sexybeast:
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:51:13 PM
This thread turned around!
Failed joke + failbear = :sexybeast:
I didn't get the joke.
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
Ah.
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
I still don't get it. Barrel roll isn't a colour.
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
I still don't get it. Barrel roll isn't a colour.
Yeah, I didn't get it either.
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
I still don't get it. Barrel roll isn't a colour.
Yeah, I didn't get it either.
I think i figured it out:
A barrel roll is an aerial dodge.
Dodge is somewhat synonymous with feint.
The title is also a feint.
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
I still don't get it. Barrel roll isn't a colour.
:argh!:
Ok, how about this:
C. Johnson worked in an orchard, picking fruit for a large juice company.
After many years of hard work in the field Johnson was eventuall promoted high enough to work in the main processing centers. This was a large raise and C. Johnson immediately began spending his money, on himself, his family, his friends.
After a few months on the new job he got pulled into his boss's office.
"Look," his boss said, "You've been doing real good out there in the fields and your management skills have been really effective out there. But you have to understand there there are different demands in here, and so far, you're not meeting them."
This stunned Johnson. "I am confident I can succeed here."
"See that you do," his boss said.
Months passed and Johnson moved into a new house, bought a new car, and lived as lavishly as his new pay would allow, in addiition to the credit he built up in a short amount of time.
But, eventually, he was called back.
"Now dammit, man. This isn't going to stand." His boss was furious, red in the face. "We hired you to do a job, and it doesn't seem that you're at all capable for it."
"I am so sorry," Johnson pleaded. "Please give me another chance, I swear I can do this."
He got it an pushed himself to his best. He stopped spending his free time spending his money. He started to budget himself out in case he lost his new job. He took training courses, and even a few business courses through the local community college.
But, in the end, he sat in front of his boss again, who at this point just looked sad about the whole deal.
"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to find a new position for you, this just isn't working out."
Johnson was furious himself now. "But why? I don't understand! I've done everything! I have tried and tried. I've changed the way I do everything! What is it you people want from me?"
His boss looked him coldly in the eyes, "Johnson, you just can't concentrate."
:crankey:
you son of a bitch.
:thanks:
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 08:06:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 20, 2013, 08:02:44 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
I still don't get it. Barrel roll isn't a colour.
Yeah, I didn't get it either.
I think i figured it out:
A barrel roll is an aerial dodge.
Dodge is somewhat synonymous with feint.
The title is also a feint.
Alty,
Master of Comedic.... stuff, I dunno.
Wow you squeezed that for all it was worth Alty...
My mood is black. Black as my dark soul. So black that if angels looked into my heart they would DIE. Of blackness.
Quote from: Cain on November 21, 2013, 01:08:28 PM
My mood is black. Black as my dark soul. So black that if angels looked into my heart they would DIE. Of blackness.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif)
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: :regret: on November 20, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 20, 2013, 04:54:03 PM
It was supposed to be a barrel roll.
As in, Alty is just funnin with the what color is your mood BS.
Ah.
Yeah...
Can't always be fucking hilarious. You should have seen me as a teenager. Horrible.
I still don't get it. Barrel roll isn't a colour.
:argh!:
Ok, how about this:
C. Johnson worked in an orchard, picking fruit for a large juice company.
After many years of hard work in the field Johnson was eventuall promoted high enough to work in the main processing centers. This was a large raise and C. Johnson immediately began spending his money, on himself, his family, his friends.
After a few months on the new job he got pulled into his boss's office.
"Look," his boss said, "You've been doing real good out there in the fields and your management skills have been really effective out there. But you have to understand there there are different demands in here, and so far, you're not meeting them."
This stunned Johnson. "I am confident I can succeed here."
"See that you do," his boss said.
Months passed and Johnson moved into a new house, bought a new car, and lived as lavishly as his new pay would allow, in addiition to the credit he built up in a short amount of time.
But, eventually, he was called back.
"Now dammit, man. This isn't going to stand." His boss was furious, red in the face. "We hired you to do a job, and it doesn't seem that you're at all capable for it."
"I am so sorry," Johnson pleaded. "Please give me another chance, I swear I can do this."
He got it an pushed himself to his best. He stopped spending his free time spending his money. He started to budget himself out in case he lost his new job. He took training courses, and even a few business courses through the local community college.
But, in the end, he sat in front of his boss again, who at this point just looked sad about the whole deal.
"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to find a new position for you, this just isn't working out."
Johnson was furious himself now. "But why? I don't understand! I've done everything! I have tried and tried. I've changed the way I do everything! What is it you people want from me?"
His boss looked him coldly in the eyes, "Johnson, you just can't concentrate."
:lol:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 21, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 21, 2013, 01:08:28 PM
My mood is black. Black as my dark soul. So black that if angels looked into my heart they would DIE. Of blackness.
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:lulz: