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Started by Salty, November 18, 2013, 09:38:41 PM

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Dildo Argentino

#15
November 20, 2013, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:21:50 PM
My mood is now nice and bright, because I now have a new chew toy.

Always glad to help the needy. :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
November 20, 2013, 03:27:17 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:21:50 PM
My mood is now nice and bright, because I now have a new chew toy.

Always glad to help the needy. :)

No problem.

How well do you think I can translate "Bruno children will be next Anders Behring Breivik" into Hungarian?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#18
November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
November 20, 2013, 03:31:34 PM
Explains why you went back to Hungary so quickly.

One step ahead of Special Branch and all that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#21
November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#23
November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.

I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.

I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.

Just warming up, wife-abuser.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#25
November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.

I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.

Just warming up, wife-abuser.

Try the choke, maybe! :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.

I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.

Just warming up, wife-abuser.

Try the choke, maybe! :)

What, you choke your wife?  Or your kids?  Which is it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#27
November 20, 2013, 03:39:37 PM
My suggestion is auto asphyxiation.

I mean, where's the victim there?

Plus, no one will mourn you.

Dildo Argentino

#28
November 20, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

No, no! I meant your warming up! It doesn't seem to be working, so I thought maybe the manual choke... do you even have one of those?

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.

I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.

Just warming up, wife-abuser.

Try the choke, maybe! :)

What, you choke your wife?  Or your kids?  Which is it?
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
November 20, 2013, 03:42:56 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:37:02 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:33:46 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
Quote from: holist on November 20, 2013, 03:29:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 03:27:50 PM
Because it's painfully obvious that at least ONE of them is gonna snap.

No, no! I meant your warming up! It doesn't seem to be working, so I thought maybe the manual choke... do you even have one of those?

You know, a lot of things are painfully obvious to frustrated middle-aged men who find it hard to admit they've maneuvered themselves into a bit of a dead-end... I know, because I am that man. Much of it has nothing to do with reality at all. :)

How about "Is it true that Bruno rented his children to Jimmy Saville while he was in the UK"?

It so happens he died nine days before we arrived... but hey, that oughtn't stop you! Get on with you!

Well, that may explain your short stay.  You couldn't find an alternate client.

I didn't expect you to start running out of steam quite so quickly. That is lame.

Just warming up, wife-abuser.

Try the choke, maybe! :)

What, you choke your wife?  Or your kids?  Which is it?

No answer.  I'll take that as "both".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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