I want you to imagine the worlds wettest, longest, hardest......
....raspberry you can.
Do it. Do it now.
Ok, look, quit yer whining. It's the same old song and dance. Most of you who quit for good flounce every 5 seconds anyway. That you can make it stick at all is some minor miracle.
Please, please understand:
You not getting on here as less to do with Roger/Nigel than it has to do with YOU being a big whiny, poop filled baby.
Keep your god damned toys in your god damned pram. I am tired of picking them up.
:mittens:
I think that a lot of people leave because they don't like being somewhere their dearly-held beliefs will be challenged, actually.
More people left?
:fap:
Not lately. I don't think anyone's left since the last time Nigel had an opinion that pissed them off, and it's been weeks.
Ah okay. Been extremely busy with store.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 11:24:50 PM
:mittens:
I think that a lot of people leave because they don't like being somewhere their dearly-held beliefs will be challenged, actually.
This is it exactly, and I know from experience.
Rex Bologna, The Handsome Devil of Discordia
-serial flouncer in the past
I, personally, will never touch that foul milk-sodden breakfast food again. EVER EVER EVER!
:mittens: Alty.
I have a bad habit of considering out loud a flounce, but not sure if I've ever actually done it.
Working on breaking that habit, btw. It's not a very nice one to have.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 11:24:50 PM
:mittens:
I think that a lot of people leave because they don't like being somewhere their dearly-held beliefs will be challenged, actually.
Even worse, a lot of people who pride themselves on their ability to question their dearly held views THINK they're doing it right.
PROTIP: You are always doing it wrong.
And so are all the Nigels, they accept it, why dont you?
This, combined with the whole facebook thing made my soul tired.
My soul is tired, PD.
I don't know who this is directed to, Alty, but it doesn't matter.
I'm tired of people I respect and used to respect leaving. Either we that remain are not making our points, or they that leave aren't. Maybe it's both. And that makes me tired. Weary, even. No one's to blame here, I'm just saying how I feel. Tired. Weary.
Not going anywhere. Just tired and weary.
I may return to the Nephewhood in the near future for sabbatical.
I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.
Because I have plenty else to lose sleep over already.
And because I still like those people just as much as I like other people who don't post here whom I already like.
I don't hate them, not because they're big babies. I don't hate babies.
Babies can be...adorable. When they stop screaming and shitting their pants for, like, five minutes at a time.
It's funny cuz it's true!
ADDENDUM:
When you do finally piss off forever, could you please not change your name to something with an "A"? After two people I liked turned like bad milk it's now extremely inconvenient to find all my old posts.
Quote from: Alty on November 27, 2013, 10:52:14 PM
I want you to imagine the worlds wettest, longest, hardest......
....raspberry you can.
Do it. Do it now.
Ok, look, quit yer whining. It's the same old song and dance. Most of you who quit for good flounce every 5 seconds anyway. That you can make it stick at all is some minor miracle.
Please, please understand:
You not getting on here as less to do with Roger/Nigel than it has to do with YOU being a big whiny, poop filled baby.
Keep your god damned toys in your god damned pram. I am tired of picking them up.
Seconded.
EVOLVE, DAMNIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRDCvmm7jyk)
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 28, 2013, 03:52:43 AM
This, combined with the whole facebook thing made my soul tired.
My soul is tired, PD.
I don't know who this is directed to, Alty, but it doesn't matter.
I'm tired of people I respect and used to respect leaving. Either we that remain are not making our points, or they that leave aren't. Maybe it's both. And that makes me tired. Weary, even. No one's to blame here, I'm just saying how I feel. Tired. Weary.
Not going anywhere. Just tired and weary.
I may return to the Nephewhood in the near future for sabbatical.
Give soul coffee, acquire come-ups.
Quote from: Alty on November 28, 2013, 01:19:35 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 11:24:50 PM
:mittens:
I think that a lot of people leave because they don't like being somewhere their dearly-held beliefs will be challenged, actually.
Even worse, a lot of people who pride themselves on their ability to question their dearly held views THINK they're doing it right.
PROTIP: You are always doing it wrong.
And so are all the Nigels, they accept it, why dont you?
WE HAVEN'T STOPPED FUCKING UP SINCE DAY ONE.
Dude, did you check out ROGER? He MADE A MISTAKE POSTING AN ERROR.
And PROUD.
Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.
People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:50:46 PM
Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.
People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"
:lulz:
Quote from: :regret: on November 28, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:50:46 PM
Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.
People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"
:lulz:
That, and when you just say "OK, my mistake" and move on, NOBODY REMEMBERS. :lulz:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:46:30 PM
Dude, did you check out ROGER? He MADE A MISTAKE POSTING AN ERROR.
I can fuck up a wet dream. Seriously.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:50:46 PM
Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.
People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"
Nigel says this, like it's easy. But everyone else has Nigel's dick up their ass. Nigel does not have her dick up her ass.
So when people get all pissed off and cranky, it's not about the error, it's about Nigel's wang jammed up their prostate.
Well if it BOTHERS them so much, maybe they'd like it better with a French tickler?
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 29, 2013, 03:53:42 AM
Well if it BOTHERS them so much, maybe they'd like it better with a French tickler?
That would make me more comfortable in blaming Nigel for ALL THE THINGS, definitely.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 29, 2013, 12:13:35 AM
Quote from: :regret: on November 28, 2013, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:50:46 PM
Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.
People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"
:lulz:
That, and when you just say "OK, my mistake" and move on, NOBODY REMEMBERS. :lulz:
Yeah, there's something magical about admitting you're wrong, which is that it induces amnesia in everyone witnessing it. There's no rebuttal and nothing to say, really, other than "happens to the best of us".
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 29, 2013, 02:11:49 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:50:46 PM
Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.
People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"
Nigel says this, like it's easy. But everyone else has Nigel's dick up their ass. Nigel does not have her dick up her ass.
So when people get all pissed off and cranky, it's not about the error, it's about Nigel's wang jammed up their prostate.
:lulz: I thought they LIKED that.
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!
MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!
MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!
That's better.
FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:06:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!
MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!
That's better.
FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!
:lulz:
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:06:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!
MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!
That's better.
FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!
I'M GOING TO JAM A PINE UP YOUR ASS AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING I'M GOING TO TELL THEM A "SERVICE TO MANKIND THIS GUY IS A SHITSPACKLED POST STAG PARTY MATTRESS AND ALSO THIS YEARS ANGEL, ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!"
I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:06:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!
MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!
That's better.
FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!
I'M GOING TO JAM A PINE UP YOUR ASS AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING I'M GOING TO TELL THEM A "SERVICE TO MANKIND THIS GUY IS A SHITSPACKLED POST STAG PARTY MATTRESS AND ALSO THIS YEARS ANGEL, ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!"
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DO SO AFTER I SMASH YOUR TESTICLES INWARDS WITH A SACKFULL OF DRADLES, I WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING MEDAL.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)
It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 8)
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:18:51 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:10:51 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:06:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 06:47:04 PM
Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.
:sad:
FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!
MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!
That's better.
FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!
I'M GOING TO JAM A PINE UP YOUR ASS AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING I'M GOING TO TELL THEM A "SERVICE TO MANKIND THIS GUY IS A SHITSPACKLED POST STAG PARTY MATTRESS AND ALSO THIS YEARS ANGEL, ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!"
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DO SO AFTER I SMASH YOUR TESTICLES INWARDS WITH A SACKFULL OF DRADLES, I WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING MEDAL.
I'M ALL TESTICLES, ALL THE WAY DOWN.
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TACTICS MORAN!
Huh, i feel...spiriually purged. That's what was missing from my holiday.
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2013, 07:24:00 PM
Huh, i feel...spiriually purged. That's what was missing from my holiday.
One of my specialities as a Messiah is the Hate Enema.
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)
It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 8)
I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)
It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 8)
I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.
There is always a choice. It may not be the attractive choice, or the socially acceptable choice or even a reasonable choice but there is always another option.
Always.
Except when gravity takes over.
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)
It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 8)
I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.
There is always a choice. It may not be the attractive choice, or the socially acceptable choice or even a reasonable choice but there is always another option.
Always.
Except when gravity takes over.
Nothing but physics and/or a big pile of cops can stop us!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 30, 2013, 07:06:13 AM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:32:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 29, 2013, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on November 29, 2013, 07:18:01 PM
I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)
It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 8)
I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.
There is always a choice. It may not be the attractive choice, or the socially acceptable choice or even a reasonable choice but there is always another option.
Always.
Except when gravity takes over.
Nothing but physics and/or a big pile of cops can stop us!
Sometimes ennui can stop us. Or those times when there's something really good on television.