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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 08:07:17 PM

Title: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 08:07:17 PM
So says Megyn Kelly from Fox News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as8YEY6JQ7c)... because you know, there were so many honkies hanging out in the Middle East 2000 years ago...


Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 08:09:16 PM
WAR ON CHRIST-MAS.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 08:09:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 12, 2013, 08:07:17 PM
So says Megyn Kelly from Fox News (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as8YEY6JQ7c)... because you know, there were so many honkies hanging out in the Middle East 2000 years ago...

I have it on good authority that Jesus was a blond man with milky white skin.  In a desert.

I have been in that exact same stretch of desert, and I can tell you that it's a good thing he WAS Jesus, because SPF1000 wasn't available at the time, and he would have cooked to a teensy little cinder.

So there you have it.  Albino messiah.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 08:11:38 PM
AND, I AIN'T CIRCUMCISED, NEITHER.
                                     \
(http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/Last-Temptation-of-Christ-1988-Willem-Dafoe-Harvey-Keitel-pic-7.jpg)
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 12, 2013, 08:11:38 PM
AND, I AIN'T CIRCUMCISED, NEITHER.
                                     \
(http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/Last-Temptation-of-Christ-1988-Willem-Dafoe-Harvey-Keitel-pic-7.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Pæs on December 12, 2013, 08:15:46 PM
YOU CAN'T TAKE FACTS AND TRY TO CHANGE THEM TO FIT A POLITICAL AGENDA.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Banned User 1 on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.

Santa was invented by Coca-Cola in the 1920s... he could be a bionic kangaroo and the kids wouldn't give a shit, if was handing out toys.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 12, 2013, 08:43:16 PM
JESUS HAD A BRITISH ACCENT. I SEENT IT ON TV LOTSA TIMES, SO I KNOW IT'S RIGHT.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Banned User 1 on December 12, 2013, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 12, 2013, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.

Santa was invented by Coca-Cola in the 1920s... he could be a bionic kangaroo and the kids wouldn't give a shit, if was handing out toys.

"The night before christmas", which features the iconic santa figure, pre-dates the 1920s by nearly 100 years (published 1823).
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 12, 2013, 08:48:13 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 12, 2013, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.

Santa was invented by Coca-Cola in the 1920s... he could be a bionic kangaroo and the kids wouldn't give a shit, if was handing out toys.

"The night before christmas", which features the iconic santa figure, pre-dates the 1920s by nearly 100 years (published 1823).

(http://media3.giphy.com/media/5bo8XMq0GROw0/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 08:53:39 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 12, 2013, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.

Santa was invented by Coca-Cola in the 1920s... he could be a bionic kangaroo and the kids wouldn't give a shit, if was handing out toys.

"The night before christmas", which features the iconic santa figure, pre-dates the 1920s by nearly 100 years (published 1823).

I think you'll find that the words "Santa" and "Claus" are never used in that poem.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2013, 08:54:58 PM
Fox News: Turning brown people white since 1776.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 12, 2013, 09:10:18 PM
How long before MLK has blue eyes?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 12, 2013, 10:47:48 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.
I didnt realize that youre wiccan
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 10:56:18 PM
Quote from: von on December 12, 2013, 08:30:55 PM
Jesus is an obvious jew, however, santa is more ambiguous...

If we go on literal St.Nicolas, he's a greek...so, a mediterranian.

However, if we look at santa's characteristics, then it's quite obvious that we're dealing with a christianised odin (guy who can look at everything in the world, rides a multi-legged means of conveyance, is associated with a winter festival in which things are hung on a tree, and is known for inventing/being the epitome of gift-giving customs). In this, if we were to assume that people-groups anthropomorphise their gods, santa, being odin "christed over", is certainly white.

1.  Under Odin the "things" hanging from the tree were "poor people".  So, you know, no big change.

2.  Santa Claus is not and was not Odin.  How do I know this?  He has two eyes, even in the older stories.  Also, he has reindeer, not crows.  Santa Claus is clearly a Lapp, and Odin wouldn't be caught dead with Lapps.  I realize that this clashes with the ever-popular Paganization of damn near everything, but life is tough.  Now, to be a REAL Pagan, explain why Santa Claus is actually an old crone AND Ra at the same time, and why all of these things together clearly make Santa Claus Irish.

Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 10:57:42 PM
Also, it would be really cool to hear about how Odin was all peace-loving and shit.

Just so we have the whole package.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 10:58:32 PM
Wait.  How does MULTIPLE REINDEER equal A HORSE WITH TOO MANY LEGS?

Oh, yeah, because Pagan. 

:hammer:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 12, 2013, 11:04:59 PM
Lol like i said wiccan
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Salty on December 12, 2013, 11:19:50 PM
Why did Rudolph's nose grow bright enough to light the menorah?

"cause Pagan.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 12, 2013, 11:26:35 PM
One of the dumbest things i ever saw with pagan wankery  was saying that anu an irish earth goddess was the same entity as an a sumerian sky god. Never mind the gender switch and element switch or even the geographic distance but sumerian is also a language isolate and irish is indoeuropean
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 12:26:31 AM
Santa may be many things... Odin ain't one of them.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 12:30:42 AM
I like the new one going around that says Yule is a Norse fertility god.

:?

Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 13, 2013, 01:08:27 AM
Fox News is totally pagan. THINK about it.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 03:14:53 AM
I don't think, as many years as I've spent around Pagans, I've ever heard the claim that Santa is Odin before. Is this a new Pagan invention?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 03:22:08 AM
I can't help suspecting it's those wacky Wiccans again, making shit up. I have asked the one bona-fide Heathen I know.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:29:07 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:14:53 AM
I don't think, as many years as I've spent around Pagans, I've ever heard the claim that Santa is Odin before. Is this a new Pagan invention?

"Pagan".

:lulz:

What were you expecting?  Accuracy?  Any minute now, he'll "turn into a rabbi".  HAW HAW HAW!
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:34:42 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

I had heard that the legend descended from a robber of some kind.

But I was told this by Canadians, so it's almost certainly some kind of communist propaganda.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 13, 2013, 03:48:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 10:58:32 PM
Wait.  How does MULTIPLE REINDEER equal A HORSE WITH TOO MANY LEGS?

Oh, yeah, because Pagan. 

:hammer:

BOO YAH!
(http://imageshack.us/a/img268/4782/ljs4.gif)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 04:03:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 13, 2013, 03:34:42 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

I had heard that the legend descended from a robber of some kind.

But I was told this by Canadians, so it's almost certainly some kind of communist propaganda.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 13, 2013, 07:48:20 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:14:53 AM
I don't think, as many years as I've spent around Pagans, I've ever heard the claim that Santa is Odin before. Is this a new Pagan invention?

No, unfortunately.

Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 12:30:42 AM
I like the new one going around that says Yule is a Norse fertility god.

:?



Wat.

Yeah, and Imbolg is some sort of Celtic fertility god.

Paganism,
All about the sex

Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

That may well be true to a degree. I suspect that Neopagans are responsible for a good percentage of said absorption too.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 13, 2013, 07:52:02 AM
Also, any absorption that Santa has done to Odin have been passing glances. Odin was a fucking bastard who's sole purpose was to stave off Ragnarok as long as possible. He's like an Anti-Jesus. Saw the End of the World and went, nope, going to stop that by any means necessary as long as I can.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 13, 2013, 09:17:43 AM
I've always liked Odin's interactions with Loki. Especially how you can see Loki try to be good but getting distracted and failing gloriously.
"Gonna be good, gotta be good, gonna be good, ooohshiny! Whose sword is this? I like it so it is probably mine. Why would i like a sword that isn't mine? no reason ergo it is mine. SHINY RED BUTTON LABELLED RAGNAROK! i wonder what pushing that does?
Loki really is the mentally deficient ADD little brother that you can't stay angry with because he honestly doesn't understand he is doing something wrong.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 04:45:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).

So, probably not much whiter than Jesus.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 04:59:44 PM
As I recall, St. Nicholas was at the Council of Nicaea, so you may as well blame him for Christmas being December 25th.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Cramulus on December 13, 2013, 04:59:52 PM
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Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 05:00:57 PM
Once again, Jon Stewart wins.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2013, 05:01:06 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:18:58 PM
She apparently didn't show up to work last night.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:18:58 PM
She apparently didn't show up to work last night.

Santa: he knows when you've been naughty.

Nuff said.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:44:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 13, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:18:58 PM
She apparently didn't show up to work last night.

Santa: he knows when you've been naughty.

Nuff said.

Allow me to introduce you to my imagination:

I see a black Santa in fetish wear cackling madly as his elves tie Megyn Kelly up to be whipped.

That is all.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2013, 05:45:44 PM
Once again, everyone forgets about Black Peter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet).
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 13, 2013, 05:47:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:44:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 13, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2013, 05:18:58 PM
She apparently didn't show up to work last night.

Santa: he knows when you've been naughty.

Nuff said.

Allow me to introduce you to my imagination:

I see a black Santa in fetish wear cackling madly as his elves tie Megyn Kelly up to be whipped.

That is all.

I like your imagination.  A lot.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 13, 2013, 05:48:04 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 13, 2013, 07:52:02 AM
Also, any absorption that Santa has done to Odin have been passing glances. Odin was a fucking bastard who's sole purpose was to stave off Ragnarok as long as possible. He's like an Anti-Jesus. Saw the End of the World and went, nope, going to stop that by any means necessary as long as I can.

Odin had one eye and was famous for hanging head down, ergo...
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 13, 2013, 05:49:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).

You mean he's not trans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana)?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:04:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.

That's the standard teabagger line, these days.

"The REAL racists are the Blacks."

And

"If you are offended by racist statements, it is because you are playing the race card."
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:06:06 AM
I mean Megyn Kelly, of course. Derp.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:07:51 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:06:06 AM
I mean Megyn Kelly, of course. Derp.

Why you gotta lean on the other man?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:19:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:04:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.

That's the standard teabagger line, these days.

"The REAL racists are the Blacks."

And

"If you are offended by racist statements, it is because you are playing the race card."

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:20:21 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:07:51 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:06:06 AM
I mean Megyn Kelly, of course. Derp.

Why you gotta lean on the other man?

Megan Fox is a very, VERY different person...
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:22:42 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:19:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:04:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.

That's the standard teabagger line, these days.

"The REAL racists are the Blacks."

And

"If you are offended by racist statements, it is because you are playing the race card."

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH.

The funny thing is, they think it works.   :lulz:

The best part is the tone of voice they use.  Sort of a whining-yet-triumphant "you're as bad as we are" tone.

Which I find hilarious, and when I'm actually speaking with the person, my claws come out and it's feeding time at the zoo, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 04:27:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:22:42 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:19:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:04:11 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.

That's the standard teabagger line, these days.

"The REAL racists are the Blacks."

And

"If you are offended by racist statements, it is because you are playing the race card."

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH.

The funny thing is, they think it works.   :lulz:

The best part is the tone of voice they use.  Sort of a whining-yet-triumphant "you're as bad as we are" tone.

Which I find hilarious, and when I'm actually speaking with the person, my claws come out and it's feeding time at the zoo, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.

I'd pay money to watch that.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 15, 2013, 04:27:35 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.

The use of projection to confuse and manipulate large groups ought to have it's own word at this point.

How long has this been the GOP's go-to, bread-and-butter, stock strategy?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:29:40 AM
Quote from: Net on December 15, 2013, 04:27:35 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 15, 2013, 03:55:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 03:45:01 AM
But it turns out that Megan Fox was just kidding! It was just a joke, guys!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=843604

You People just can't take a joke.

All Those People who took it seriously and had a problem with it are race-baiting.

The use of projection to confuse and manipulate large groups ought to have it's own word at this point.

How long has this been the GOP's go-to, bread-and-butter, stock strategy?

Since Bush 43 took office.  No shit.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2013, 04:30:34 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 04:27:06 AM
I'd pay money to watch that.

It's sort of a contact sport in Tucson.  This town is all ate up, but we don't like racists much.  Or republicans.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Cain on December 15, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
"I was only joking u guise srsly" is getting a bit old by this point too.

How many times has Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter etc used that to try and explain something they said seriously and then got widely panned for?  WORST COMEDIANS EVER.  Oh, and hey, isn't your job actually political commentary, not half-assed jokes.  Do half-assed jokes on your own time, slacker.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 15, 2013, 07:53:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
"I was only joking u guise srsly" is getting a bit old by this point too.

How many times has Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter etc used that to try and explain something they said seriously and then got widely panned for?  WORST COMEDIANS EVER.  Oh, and hey, isn't your job actually political commentary, not half-assed jokes.  Do half-assed jokes on your own time, slacker.

That's the thing, too; if it WAS a joke (and it clearly wasn't) it was a racist joke. And since when is it cool for a national reporter to tell racist jokes on the air? The joke defense is the worst defense ever.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 02:17:18 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 15, 2013, 07:53:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
"I was only joking u guise srsly" is getting a bit old by this point too.

How many times has Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter etc used that to try and explain something they said seriously and then got widely panned for?  WORST COMEDIANS EVER.  Oh, and hey, isn't your job actually political commentary, not half-assed jokes.  Do half-assed jokes on your own time, slacker.

That's the thing, too; if it WAS a joke (and it clearly wasn't) it was a racist joke. And since when is it cool for a national reporter to tell racist jokes on the air? The joke defense is the worst defense ever.

Well, what's she gonna say?  "My producer made me say it?"  or "Sean Hannity and I got really drunk and it seemed funny at the time?"
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 16, 2013, 02:27:04 AM
There's about a half dozen versions of this making the rounds.  :lol:

(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2480/kw28.jpg)
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Pæs on December 16, 2013, 04:47:28 AM
Quote"In kicking off the lighthearted segment, I offered a tongue-in-cheek message for any kids watching, saying that Santa, who I joked is a real person... is identifiable as white," she said Friday.

Did she just follow up with those same kids and tell them Santa isn't real? Christ, what an asshole.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 02:27:04 AM
There's about a half dozen versions of this making the rounds.  :lol:

(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2480/kw28.jpg)

What a cute Santa! Who could hate him?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 16, 2013, 10:24:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 02:27:04 AM
There's about a half dozen versions of this making the rounds.  :lol:

(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2480/kw28.jpg)

What a cute Santa! Who could hate him?

Probably Aini.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 10:33:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 16, 2013, 10:24:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 16, 2013, 02:27:04 AM
There's about a half dozen versions of this making the rounds.  :lol:

(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2480/kw28.jpg)

What a cute Santa! Who could hate him?

Probably Aini.

Well, he IS gonna raep.  :lol:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 16, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
To be honest I'm slow to disbelieve the odin part since the whole santa claus myth has picked up more influences in its day than a ideological katamari. A little Sinterklaas, some Saint Nick, a dash of Kris Kringle, ah what the hell throw some Odin on top, who gives a shit."

Catholics will say any damn thing to convert us filthy heathens.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 17, 2013, 12:13:43 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 16, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
To be honest I'm slow to disbelieve the odin part since the whole santa claus myth has picked up more influences in its day than a ideological katamari. A little Sinterklaas, some Saint Nick, a dash of Kris Kringle, ah what the hell throw some Odin on top, who gives a shit."

Catholics will say any damn thing to convert us filthy heathens.

Let's not forget Gandalf.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:06:09 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 12:13:43 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 16, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
To be honest I'm slow to disbelieve the odin part since the whole santa claus myth has picked up more influences in its day than a ideological katamari. A little Sinterklaas, some Saint Nick, a dash of Kris Kringle, ah what the hell throw some Odin on top, who gives a shit."

Catholics will say any damn thing to convert us filthy heathens.

Let's not forget Gandalf.
:mittens:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:15:12 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 16, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
To be honest I'm slow to disbelieve the odin part since the whole santa claus myth has picked up more influences in its day than a ideological katamari. A little Sinterklaas, some Saint Nick, a dash of Kris Kringle, ah what the hell throw some Odin on top, who gives a shit."

Catholics will say any damn thing to convert us filthy heathens.

Can you blame them?  The patchouli stink is positively wretched.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:30:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:15:12 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 16, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
To be honest I'm slow to disbelieve the odin part since the whole santa claus myth has picked up more influences in its day than a ideological katamari. A little Sinterklaas, some Saint Nick, a dash of Kris Kringle, ah what the hell throw some Odin on top, who gives a shit."

Catholics will say any damn thing to convert us filthy heathens.

Can you blame them?  The patchouli stink is positively wretched.
for that? No. For so many other things, yes. :lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:31:47 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:30:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:15:12 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 16, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 13, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 13, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
My Heathen friend says that the Odin connection is legit, not in the sense that Santa Claus "is" Odin as you would see in a syncretic religion, but in that as the Santa Claus/St. Nicholas folklore has evolved it has absorbed a number of characteristics from Odin folklore.

Yeah, that was my understanding too.  Odin led the Wild Hunt in the sky at Yuletime...elements of which influenced the idea of Santa flying through the sky at Christmas, and may have influenced his appearance too (one of Odin's names being "longbeard", for example).  These elements were incorporated into the Sinterklass tradition, which is probably the main precursor to Santa Claus.

However, Santa Claus is not Odin.  He is clearly Turkish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas).
To be honest I'm slow to disbelieve the odin part since the whole santa claus myth has picked up more influences in its day than a ideological katamari. A little Sinterklaas, some Saint Nick, a dash of Kris Kringle, ah what the hell throw some Odin on top, who gives a shit."

Catholics will say any damn thing to convert us filthy heathens.

Can you blame them?  The patchouli stink is positively wretched.
for that? No. For so many other things, yes. :lulz:

Dude, patchouli stink validates the whole idea of the Dominicans/the inquisition.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:35:52 AM
Then i blame them for not burning down the patchouli factories. THEY COULD HAVE ENDED THIS, AND YET THEY DID NOTHING!
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:36:51 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:35:52 AM
Then i blame them for not burning down the patchouli factories. THEY COULD HAVE ENDED THIS, AND YET THEY DID NOTHING!

1.  Ever smell burning patchouli?
2.  The factories are too well hidden.  So they just burned the end users.  Think of it as the American drug policy.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:43:13 AM
so the way to get a sane drug policy in this country is to get hippies to stop doing them? No wonder we're fucked.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 01:44:04 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:43:13 AM
so the way to get a sane drug policy in this country is to get hippies to stop doing them? No wonder we're fucked.

No, it's "putting a 19 year old in jail for 26 YEARS for a half-pound of pot."
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 02:03:00 AM
just checking, you meant that that's the reason we're fucked, and not the way to get a sane drug policy, right?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:04:26 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 02:03:00 AM
just checking, you meant that that's the reason we're fucked, and not the way to get a sane drug policy, right?

Why do you hate America and love terrorists?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 02:34:38 AM
because (http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/151/630/NWA+Fuck+da+Police.jpg)
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 02:37:31 AM
see also:
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyrErXPRWq1iVessvT5gsTdBMP3EsXVdYcUiHBhLilwoASRgC-Pw)
and
(http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000024883004-9uy4h3-crop.jpg?d53bf9f)
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+Da+Police.+lolololollo_4de405_3461512.jpg)

That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+Da+Police.+lolololollo_4de405_3461512.jpg)

That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+Da+Police.+lolololollo_4de405_3461512.jpg)

That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.

Normally, I say Zen is bullshit.  But that guy right there?  He's a Zen Master.  End of story.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Cain on December 17, 2013, 02:51:58 PM
Does that make the police batons keisaku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keisaku)?
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: hooplala on December 17, 2013, 05:21:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+Da+Police.+lolololollo_4de405_3461512.jpg)

That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.

Normally, I say Zen is bullshit.  But that guy right there?  He's a Zen Master.  End of story.

I can barely piss when someone is standing at a nearby urinal, so.. my hat's off to him.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 18, 2013, 12:30:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+Da+Police.+lolololollo_4de405_3461512.jpg)

That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.

Normally, I say Zen is bullshit.  But that guy right there?  He's a Zen Master.  End of story.

My guess would have been "suicidal".
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:

Seriously, just what?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:

Seriously, just what?  :lulz:

The humor thing didn't work, so she doubled down.
Title: Re: Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 18, 2013, 05:47:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:

Seriously, just what?  :lulz:

The humor thing didn't work, so she doubled down.

This is going to be spectacular, isn't it?