http://www.dailydot.com/fandom/juggalos-illuminati-facebook-war/
(Post now iterated backwards, because Illuminati and shit. No, srs. Also, I love the misspelling in the gothic font in one of the macros. I seriously had to read it 3 times to get it. -Tel)
"In the heady mix of editorial cartoons, Guy Fawkes masks, Anonymous memes, goth makeup, clip art, scantily clad babes, and occult symbols, it can be a little difficult to tease out exactly how or why the Illuminati are supposed to be destroying America. One thing's for sure, though: They're not going to wait around while you figure it out. So grab your weed and assault rifle and join the resistance! It's only a matter of time until some senator tries to outlaw Faygo.
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The Facebook page for Juggalos Against Illuminati Leadership, or J.A.I.L., has drawn more than 600 followers, all "standing up to protect the rights of the people and raise awareness of the corruption within our government!!!!" It's meant to be a hub where people can plan protests and "family events" as well as just "raise awareness." To that end, they share pictorial grievances against gun control advocates, Barack Obama, police, war in the Middle East, the 1 Percent, the Federal Reserve, the Affordable Care Act, "sheeple," marijuana laws, and even Disney.
On paper, the Illuminati and the Juggalos have a lot in common. Both are tightly knit societies whose customs strike outsiders as creepy and cultish, and under no circumstances should either be trifled with. But there's only room for one new world order, and fans of the Insane Clown Posse have banded together to combat what they see as the influence of shadowy conspirators who occupy various seats of political power—mainly with crummy image macros."
https://www.facebook.com/pages/JAIL-Juggalos-Against-Illuminati-Leadership/173163362767311
................I know we have memes and content that would be great for this group. Eh?
Oh those wacky Juggalos! What will they come up with next? :lulz:
Those coperations will go away once we end the Fed.
Also, how exactly does 1776=666?
There is not enough chemo in the world... :horrormirth:
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 04:06:03 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 19, 2013, 03:41:01 AM
Also, how exactly does 1776=666?
666 is 3/8 of 1776? It's a stretch.
The Number of the Beast=more of a word problem really.
"If your Antichrist shows up 1776 years after the birth of Jesus, then how many Marks of the Beast do you need to make a Satanic government?"
Are there pro-Illuminati groups? If these guys and Tila Tequila are anti-Illuminati, I'm thinking I have to pro.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 04:30:52 AM
Are there pro-Illuminati groups? If these guys and Tila Tequila are anti-Illuminati, I'm thinking I have to pro.
I've done the pro-Illuminati troll before. It's kinda fun actually. Especially if you link it with a club with funny rituals that just has an excuse to socialize.
This entire thing is beautiful.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 04:30:52 AM
Are there pro-Illuminati groups? If these guys and Tila Tequila are anti-Illuminati, I'm thinking I have to pro.
They're kind of just HANDING us an opening, aren't they? We'd be fools not to run with it.
This may have legs.
I gotta admit, Juggalos vs Illuminati was not something I would have expected. But hey. Ewige Blumenkraft. :fnord:
Ewige Schlagenkraft.
As an Illuminatus, I'm all for banning Faygo. Or at least heavily taxing it and requiring a licence to purchase.
Needs more bath salts!
Jesus. Why didn't we think of this? Go on Facebook, tell all the sheeple what's going on, then revolution.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:39:42 PM
Jesus. Why didn't we think of this? Go on Facebook, tell all the sheeple what's going on, then revolution.
Not enough bath salts.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:39:42 PM
Jesus. Why didn't we think of this? Go on Facebook, tell all the sheeple what's going on, then revolution.
I know, right?
Genius!
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 05:39:42 PM
Jesus. Why didn't we think of this? Go on Facebook, tell all the sheeple what's going on, then revolution.
I know, right?
Genius!
All those clueless sheeple will be just OUTRAGED to learn what's REALLY going on. They'll TEAR DOWN THE TEMPLE. They'll BURN DOWN THE MISSION.
We shoulda thought of this YEARS ago.
https://www.facebook.com/IlluminatiAgainstJuggalos
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2013, 10:48:29 AM
As an Illuminatus, I'm all for banning Faygo. Or at least heavily taxing it and requiring a licence to purchase.
I see potential in this proposal.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 01:58:05 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 19, 2013, 10:48:29 AM
As an Illuminatus, I'm all for banning Faygo. Or at least heavily taxing it and requiring a licence to purchase.
I see potential in this proposal.
I don't even know where to buy Faygo. Apparently, we've been running Massachusetts for some time.
Makes sense, we've been Freemason Illuminati since
666 1776
Was the NYC soda 'ban' a test run ON YA FAYGO?
Damn, where's that womp of Cheney in juggalo makeup...
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/fnord/juggaloCheney.png
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And here's Roger's Original without caption or makeup:
http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/juggalo1.jpg
Ahhhh, there we go. Feel free to Macro caption this with roflbot or whatever.
QuoteWas the NYC soda 'ban' a test run ON YA FAYGO?
No, but the false flag juggalo terrorism threat of 2015 will be used to pass legislation banning faygo and the wearing of clown paint in public. It will also make listening to ICP publically punishable by summary execution, but there is probably a downside.
:lulz:
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!
It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!
It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?
Sounds like a play on this (http://www.saveur.com/article/Wine-and-Drink/Rock-and-Rye-Cocktail-History), though I doubt it tastes like anything but HFCS, fizzy water, and despair.
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!
It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?
It tastes like the song my teeth sing when they feel it washing away all the enamel.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 21, 2013, 12:27:30 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 20, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
Faygo is delicious. Red pop is the best!
It tastes like red dye. And I don't even know what's up with "Rockin' Rye". What the fuck. Rye flavored soda?
Sounds like a play on this (http://www.saveur.com/article/Wine-and-Drink/Rock-and-Rye-Cocktail-History), though I doubt it tastes like anything but HFCS, fizzy water, and despair.
OMG, so it IS actually supposed to be whiskey-flavored.
:cry:
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board. :sad:
I didn't even do anything. The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board. :sad:
I didn't even do anything. The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.
HATERS! :argh!:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board. :sad:
I didn't even do anything. The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.
Hahaha wow!
Dudes last night my friend sent me this:
QuoteVanilla Ice dated Madonna for eight months in 1990.[94] Ice married Laura Giaritta in 1997; they have two daughters, Dusti Rain (born 1998) and KeeLee Breeze (born 2000).[95] Ice is a Juggalo[96] and a vegetarian.[97]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_Ice
Almost too perfect to be true!
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 22, 2013, 05:02:53 PM
Dudes last night my friend sent me this:
QuoteVanilla Ice dated Madonna for eight months in 1990.[94] Ice married Laura Giaritta in 1997; they have two daughters, Dusti Rain (born 1998) and KeeLee Breeze (born 2000).[95] Ice is a Juggalo[96] and a vegetarian.[97]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_Ice
Almost too perfect to be true!
Vanilla Ice goes to a lot of Juggalo gatherings. There's pictures of him on stage with Violet J and Shaggy 2 Dope all over the internet. I didn't know he actually considered himself a Juggalo, I thought he took a wrong turn at the cabbage patch. That is hilarious and awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gathering_of_the_Juggalos_lineups_by_year
He was there at least three years. Look how fast this shit grew into something wild. Sweet!
The Madonna link has some Illuminati potential there....
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 22, 2013, 04:23:18 AM
I just got tossed from the Juggalos against Bronies board. :sad:
I didn't even do anything. The board owner seems to have decided to be exclusionary.
I think I was kicked out for wanting to start my own "stable" if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Quote from: Telarus on December 22, 2013, 11:26:44 PM
The Madonna link has some Illuminati potential there....
Oooooh!