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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 06:23:55 PM

Title: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 06:23:55 PM
After a major screeching-match, what does "let's make up" mean in your relationship?

A) Let's forget the whole thing quickly, let's make like it never happened, let's turn a new leaf, well, let's turn several new leaves actually... cuz we lurvz each otherz, really, don't we now?

B) Let's try to figure out what the fuck happened there, exactly why and how we ended up cursing each other's mothers. Let's see if we can spend quite a long time to work out a story we can both agree on that explains why that doesn't threaten our relationship: it is okay to make 1stupid mistakes, etc...

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A): Headed for disaster.

B): There's hope for you yet.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: LMNO on December 26, 2013, 06:26:56 PM
Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 06:32:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:26:56 PM
Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?

My personal experience dictated this, quite recently. I don't see how it is insensitive, as I didn't offer it as a response to anything. I lost a marriage of 13 years to A) (to be quite clear: 'lost' in the sense of 'fucked it up'), and only discovered B) afterwards. It is an important discovery. Thank Eris.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:34:28 PM
"Hey, guys, how about you all fall for Holist's shit for a FIFTH time running!  And if you act now, there's 'hope for you yet'!  Be the first fucking DUMBSHIT on your block to fall for Holist's passive-aggressive bullshit!  All the cool kids are doing it!"
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:39:38 PM
Whome?
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:41:03 PM
So go ahead and take this thread seriously.  When you're done, or shortly thereafter, Holist will be along to tell you why you're WRONG, and why you're a JERK and a MORAL VACUUM but that he STILL LOVES YOU.

Then, if everything goes well, Koolaid will be served in The Jones Lounge.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:26:56 PM
Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?

Oh, this was in response to Alty.  Sorry, I've been sleeping all day, didn't quite get it.

Holist is an even bigger ass pimple than I thought.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
Holist, what on earth makes you think that you're the Dr. Phil of PD? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Salty on December 26, 2013, 06:44:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:26:56 PM
Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?

Oh, this was in response to Alty.  Sorry, I've been sleeping all day, didn't quite get it.

Holist is an even bigger ass pimple than I thought.

Is it? :lulz:

Like, supposed to ilicit an emotional reaction out of me?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:47:13 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:44:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:26:56 PM
Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?

Oh, this was in response to Alty.  Sorry, I've been sleeping all day, didn't quite get it.

Holist is an even bigger ass pimple than I thought.

Is it? :lulz:

Like, supposed to ilicit an emotional reaction out of me?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Yeah, I think he's using your shitty situation as an opportunity to show everyone how wise in the ways of love he is.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 06:47:35 PM
Nothing makes me think that. I don't even know who Dr. Phil is. I had a major screeching-session with the wife, sorted it out, and finally (dim-witted and emotionally damaged piece of human that I am) I was able to conceptualise why that sorting out is an actual sorting out, and why a great deal of what I had thought was sorting out that I was in the habit of doing in my previous marriage wasn't. Then I formulated it in this simple form.

As to the question about what is wrong with me, I take that as admonition rather than a genuine question. And just in case it is very slightly a question too: it's a very long and tedious story.

And no, it was most definitely not in response to Alty.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Don't forget, this is also the guy who tried to present himself as some kind of parenting guru last time someone was having trouble with their kid. It's his MO.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 06:49:31 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 06:47:35 PM
Nothing makes me think that. I don't even know who Dr. Phil is. I had a major screeching-session with the wife, sorted it out, and finally (dim-witted and emotionally damaged piece of human that I am) I was able to conceptualise why that sorting out is an actual sorting out, and why a great deal of what I had thought was sorting out that I was in the habit of doing in my previous marriage wasn't. Then I formulated it in this simple form.

As to the question about what is wrong with me, I take that as admonition rather than a genuine question. And just in case it is very slightly a question too: it's a very long and tedious story.

And no, it was most definitely not in response to Alty.

Well then, your timing is shit and if you want anyone to give a fuck about your personal life, you might be better off couching it in terms of your personal life and not in terms of doling out advice from on high.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 06:47:35 PM
Nothing makes me think that. I don't even know who Dr. Phil is. I had a major screeching-session with the wife, sorted it out, and finally (dim-witted and emotionally damaged piece of human that I am) I was able to conceptualise why that sorting out is an actual sorting out, and why a great deal of what I had thought was sorting out that I was in the habit of doing in my previous marriage wasn't. Then I formulated it in this simple form.

As to the question about what is wrong with me, I take that as admonition rather than a genuine question. And just in case it is very slightly a question too: it's a very long and tedious story.

And no, it was most definitely not in response to Alty.

I see.

So, Alty's marriage is at the end of the road, more or less.  So you came on to brag about how your supeior communications skills saved the day, and how your marriage got saved, while Alty's has had it.  But it's not about Alty.

It's like Holist and RWHN had a butt-baby that was born knowing how to type.

Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Don't forget, this is also the guy who tried to present himself as some kind of parenting guru last time someone was having trouble with their kid. It's his MO.

It wasn't parenting advice, so much as it was "if you don't do it like I do, you're a bad parent.  Especially you single mothers with no man to guide you."
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 07:07:11 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 06:47:35 PM
Nothing makes me think that. I don't even know who Dr. Phil is. I had a major screeching-session with the wife, sorted it out, and finally (dim-witted and emotionally damaged piece of human that I am) I was able to conceptualise why that sorting out is an actual sorting out, and why a great deal of what I had thought was sorting out that I was in the habit of doing in my previous marriage wasn't. Then I formulated it in this simple form.

As to the question about what is wrong with me, I take that as admonition rather than a genuine question. And just in case it is very slightly a question too: it's a very long and tedious story.

And no, it was most definitely not in response to Alty.

I see.

So, Alty's marriage is at the end of the road, more or less.  So you came on to brag about how your supeior communications skills saved the day, and how your marriage got saved, while Alty's has had it.  But it's not about Alty.

It's like Holist and RWHN had a butt-baby that was born knowing how to type.

Actually, I've been thinking about posting this here for a few days. But it's been busy, and I wasn't sure about it. It's quiet now (all but one of the kids are away), so I decided to do it. I didn't look in the open bar thread. I would not have posted it if I had. Alty, I am sorry.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Don't forget, this is also the guy who tried to present himself as some kind of parenting guru last time someone was having trouble with their kid. It's his MO.

It wasn't parenting advice, so much as it was "if you don't do it like I do, you're a bad parent.  Especially you single mothers with no man to guide you."

The fact that this is bollocks is slightly irritating. The fact that you know it is somewhat more irritating. I asked Gogira questions. In between the abuse she actually answered them. People fuck up with people. I thought pretty much everyone around here knew about that. I am certainly no exception. But I like to think I have made some (belated) progress. For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 07:15:07 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Don't forget, this is also the guy who tried to present himself as some kind of parenting guru last time someone was having trouble with their kid. It's his MO.

It wasn't parenting advice, so much as it was "if you don't do it like I do, you're a bad parent.  Especially you single mothers with no man to guide you."

The fact that this is bollocks is slightly irritating. The fact that you know it is somewhat more irritating. I asked Gogira questions. In between the abuse she actually answered them. People fuck up with people. I thought pretty much everyone around here knew about that. I am certainly no exception. But I like to think I have made some (belated) progress. For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Yeah you know what? He's also my friend, and he's one of the kindest and best people I've ever met, so go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 07:16:35 PM
You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:16:41 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 07:16:35 PM
You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.

Beats taking responsibility for his own actions.

But Nigel, I gotta say, here we are arguing with a crazy person again.   :)

We should stop.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on December 26, 2013, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:16:41 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.

I don't quite know what you are talking about. What really happened that I knew?
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Cain on December 26, 2013, 07:41:48 PM
I've been trying to find a picture which sums up my reaction to the OP in a visual format.  I think this expresses my feelings best:

(http://i.imgur.com/6InK1qd.gif)
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Payne on December 26, 2013, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2013, 07:41:48 PM
I've been trying to find a picture which sums up my reaction to the OP in a visual format.  I think this expresses my feelings best:

(http://i.imgur.com/6InK1qd.gif)

:lulz:

I'm fairly certain I had a dream not long ago when I was doing that to myself. It's why I came back to PD - to tell everyone about it.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 26, 2013, 08:12:12 PM
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/article-1280396836299-0a9a6cc9000005dc-743366_636x373.jpg)
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 07:16:35 PM
You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.

Beats taking responsibility for his own actions.

But Nigel, I gotta say, here we are arguing with a crazy person again.   :)

We should stop.

Good point.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 08:14:17 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:16:41 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.

I don't quite know what you are talking about. What really happened that I knew?

The brain damage part. You GIANT ASSHOLE. Did you think that was just a joke?
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 26, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN(TM) presuming to EMPOWER(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 26, 2013, 08:16:47 PM
Who do you think was on top? RWHN , or Holist? I think they would just get in 69 position and smell each others farts.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 26, 2013, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 26, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN(TM) presuming to EMPOWER(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

BUT IT COMES WITH A NEW HAT!
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 26, 2013, 08:20:12 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 26, 2013, 08:16:47 PM
Who do you think was on top? RWHN , or Holist? I think they would just get in 69 position and smell each others farts.

Nixon-san (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32516.msg1180632.html#msg1180632) on top of both of them would be my guess.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 26, 2013, 08:24:38 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 26, 2013, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 26, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN(TM) presuming to EMPOWER(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

BUT IT COMES WITH A NEW HAT!

Mildly NSFW (http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/i/shop/1/flapping-willy-cap-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 26, 2013, 08:25:46 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 26, 2013, 08:20:12 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on December 26, 2013, 08:16:47 PM
Who do you think was on top? RWHN , or Holist? I think they would just get in 69 position and smell each others farts.

Nixon-san (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32516.msg1180632.html#msg1180632) on top of both of them would be my guess.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 07, 2014, 07:03:56 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 26, 2013, 06:44:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 26, 2013, 06:26:56 PM
Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?

Oh, this was in response to Alty.  Sorry, I've been sleeping all day, didn't quite get it.

Holist is an even bigger ass pimple than I thought.

Is it? :lulz:

Like, supposed to ilicit an emotional reaction out of me?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

No, Alty, I repeat, it was not in response to you, as I hadn't read the open bar thread when I posted this. I was completely unaware that you were having troubles. And I am glad to hear that I caused no harm by accident.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Dildo Argentino on January 07, 2014, 07:20:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 07:16:35 PM
You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.

You are totally one of those people with the urgent, overriding need to know what the score is. At times, this stops you from thinking interesting things, which you would otherwise actually find interesting.

The possibility that it might be the way I present myself is never far from my mind, actually. It is probably the reason I am still pestering you people: I can't figure out what it is about the way I present myself that makes me so universally loathed here. Of course, I am quite convinced that the dynamic is not entirely of my own making (you have described the shit-stained glasses very well yourself), but I keep wondering about my contribution. I have occasionally achieved approval, but managed to revert it very quickly every time. It usually had something to do with something I passionately disagreed about with some prominent of PD.

You say I come across as a pompous know-it-all paterinalistic ass. I try not to, but I apparently do. Incidents such as Gogira's question about her kid are remembered by others in a manner that completely different to how I recall them. It's intriguing.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 08:14:17 PM
The brain damage part. You GIANT ASSHOLE. Did you think that was just a joke?

Actually... yes, I thought it was exaggerated or figurative speech. He is in the habit of making many obviously outrageous and surreal claims about himself, while he seems very quick on the ball and cogent most of the time. Perhaps I should have asked. It didn't occur to me. How does that make me a giant asshole?

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 26, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN(TM) presuming to EMPOWER(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

Well it wasn't fucked up, people didn't tell me it was fucked up (they said it was insensitive on account of something I had not read, and that it was formulated in the wrong tone). I do not presume to empower anyone who doesn't ask for it, least of all you. As for the fuck off bit, I thought we had already discussed that. But you joined the chorus anyway, did it feel good?




Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Salty on January 07, 2014, 07:25:22 PM
The #1 reason you are universally loathed (lol) is because you dont seem to know when to SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Salty on January 07, 2014, 07:30:56 PM
And, I am sure you are not universally loathed. There are, no doubt, nice PDers about who just dont understand what the fuck your problem is in a vey compassionate way.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 07:59:31 PM
Quote from: holist on January 07, 2014, 07:20:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 07:16:35 PM
You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.

You are totally one of those people with the urgent, overriding need to know what the score is. At times, this stops you from thinking interesting things, which you would otherwise actually find interesting.

The possibility that it might be the way I present myself is never far from my mind, actually. It is probably the reason I am still pestering you people: I can't figure out what it is about the way I present myself that makes me so universally loathed here. Of course, I am quite convinced that the dynamic is not entirely of my own making (you have described the shit-stained glasses very well yourself), but I keep wondering about my contribution. I have occasionally achieved approval, but managed to revert it very quickly every time. It usually had something to do with something I passionately disagreed about with some prominent of PD.

You say I come across as a pompous know-it-all paterinalistic ass. I try not to, but I apparently do. Incidents such as Gogira's question about her kid are remembered by others in a manner that completely different to how I recall them. It's intriguing.

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 26, 2013, 08:14:17 PM
The brain damage part. You GIANT ASSHOLE. Did you think that was just a joke?

Actually... yes, I thought it was exaggerated or figurative speech. He is in the habit of making many obviously outrageous and surreal claims about himself, while he seems very quick on the ball and cogent most of the time. Perhaps I should have asked. It didn't occur to me. How does that make me a giant asshole?

Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 26, 2013, 08:16:06 PM
Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN(TM) presuming to EMPOWER(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

Well it wasn't fucked up, people didn't tell me it was fucked up (they said it was insensitive on account of something I had not read, and that it was formulated in the wrong tone). I do not presume to empower anyone who doesn't ask for it, least of all you. As for the fuck off bit, I thought we had already discussed that. But you joined the chorus anyway, did it feel good?

:kojak:
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:27:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:16:41 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.

Brain Damaged?
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:28:39 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:27:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 26, 2013, 07:16:41 PM
Quote from: holist on December 26, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.

Brain Damaged?

Had a virus stomp up and down my reticular formation some years back.  It's not really bad, it could have been worse.  But I don't sleep without drugs and I get paranoid as fuck a couple of times a year.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:29:18 PM
Never mind I remember know! DERP HERP!
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:30:52 PM
So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:30:52 PM
So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

I feel like going out and raising hell.

Pick a target, I'm not picky.  Also, I won't be happy unless Binks slaps the dogshit out of somebody.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:41:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:30:52 PM
So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

I feel like going out and raising hell.

Pick a target, I'm not picky.  Also, I won't be happy unless Binks slaps the dogshit out of somebody.

Ok what do you not like doing? Binks slaps me all the time. It breaks my heart knowing I can't do anything but laugh. She got the cat and dog to turn against me. I feed the bastards SALAMI!
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:44:49 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:41:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:30:52 PM
So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

I feel like going out and raising hell.

Pick a target, I'm not picky.  Also, I won't be happy unless Binks slaps the dogshit out of somebody.

Ok what do you not like doing? Binks slaps me all the time. It breaks my heart knowing I can't do anything but laugh. She got the cat and dog to turn against me. I feed the bastards SALAMI!

I had a turncoat dawg once.  Ran off with a young lady named Cheryl. 

But Bowser always was a sucker for a pretty face.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 08:48:43 PM
Binks struts around thinking she owns the place. She's like Snow White but with cats!
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:50:30 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:48:43 PM
Binks struts around thinking she owns the place. She's like Snow White but with cats!

This is Binks' world.  We're just here because she hasn't gotten around to evicting us.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 09:30:03 PM
This thread needs RWHN.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1525326_689834511048526_291780200_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
LOL

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

Your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 10:38:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 08:50:30 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 08:48:43 PM
Binks struts around thinking she owns the place. She's like Snow White but with cats!

This is Binks' world.  We're just here because she hasn't gotten around to evicting us.

We have about 4 secs to get away from her reach and then she bellows the command to send in the cats.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 10:39:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
LOL

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

Your argument is invalid.

GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN! I JUST ATE CHICAGO DOGS.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:40:22 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:39:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
LOL

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

Your argument is invalid.

GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN! I JUST ATE CHICAGO DOGS.

:digtbk:
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 10:41:38 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:40:22 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:39:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
LOL

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

Your argument is invalid.

GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN! I JUST ATE CHICAGO DOGS.

:digtbk:

I laughed, farted, and then tasted onions and celery salt.
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 10:43:44 PM
Warning: Autism

1) Bronies are Neanderthals - Whites who get introversion from remnant Neanderthal genes:
Title: Re: Simple relationship test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2014, 04:19:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 07, 2014, 10:37:32 PM
LOL

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

Your argument is invalid.

Wow oh wow oh wow:

QuoteThe Bigger and Biggerer Picture: Neanderthal/Human Evolution & Why you do the things you do, (Especially Gay Pony Porn Artists on Tumblr)
Remember the Neanderthals Are Bronies guest post?

Remember I also mentioned that I was a "thal"?

Remember this is Tumblr, and talking about ponies and porno is always necessary?

Unfortunately for you, reader drowning in the MNP hyperassociative truth engine, these things are related to each other (and more!) but we'll do this one post at a time:

What Makes a Neanderthal..? What are we looking for here?

In the beginning, aliens created the solar system, or found it - We don't know. However we do know that the neanderthal race of man was overrun and made physically, but not genetically extinct by the cro magnon race of man. Remnant neanderthal traits remain, here are the key relevant ones: