...a petition worth signing:
https://www.change.org/petitions/the-national-football-league-allow-gwar-to-perform-the-2015-super-bowl-halftime-show
SHIT YEAH
GWAR RULES
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e111/sexycansin/beavis-and-butthead.jpg)
Quote from: Delcon on December 31, 2013, 02:48:43 AM
GWAR RULES
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e111/sexycansin/beavis-and-butthead.jpg)
\m/
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?
And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?
And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?
Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet. There is no middle ground here.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?
And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?
Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet. There is no middle ground here.
Hmmm...
Can I postpone my decision until we see whether or not Gwar plays the half-time show?
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?
And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?
Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet. There is no middle ground here.
Hmmm...
Can I postpone my decision until we see whether or not Gwar plays the half-time show?
GWAR is unrelated. Wanting the superbowl just for GWAR is like saying you want the Swedish bikini team...to make you a turkey pot pie. It's a question of scrambled motivations and possible terrorist leanings.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:13:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?
And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?
Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet. There is no middle ground here.
Hmmm...
Can I postpone my decision until we see whether or not Gwar plays the half-time show?
GWAR is unrelated. Wanting the superbowl just for GWAR is like saying you want the Swedish bikini team...to make you a turkey pot pie. It's a question of scrambled motivations and possible terrorist leanings.
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
The majority of Team Vodka only watched the last two Superbowls because of Beyoncé and Madonna.
Obviously, they LOVE kissing terrorists on the beard. Or just beards in general.
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:18:20 AM
The majority of Team Vodka only watched the last two Superbowls because of Beyoncé and Madonna.
Obviously, they LOVE kissing terrorists on the beard. Or just beards in general.
:mittens:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:18:20 AM
The majority of Team Vodka only watched the last two Superbowls because of Beyoncé and Madonna.
Obviously, they LOVE kissing terrorists on the beard. Or just beards in general.
Team Vodka gets a break on account of the good work they do culling sharks in Montana and raising funds for needy Ru Paul impersonators.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
You can have a superbowl without GWAR, but you can't fuck a turkey pot pie before it gets cold.
And that's all the America™ you need to understand.
Wait. GWAR is more American than Superbowl. Only in the United States could GWAR be a thing.
I choose GWAR. And Swedish bikini team. A real red blooded American male wouldn't care what the food involved was.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
You can have a superbowl without GWAR, but you can't fuck a turkey pot pie before it gets cold.
And that's all the America™ you need to understand.
I can, however, have a Superbowl without American football.
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:27:07 AM
Wait. GWAR is more American than Superbowl.
Get out. Pack your shit and get out.
QuoteOnly in the United States could GWAR be a thing.
Germany.
QuoteI choose GWAR. And Swedish bikini team. A real red blooded American male wouldn't care what the food involved was.
You're not really
serious about this sort of thing, are you?
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:28:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
You can have a superbowl without GWAR, but you can't fuck a turkey pot pie before it gets cold.
And that's all the America™ you need to understand.
I can, however, have a Superbowl without American football.
There is no other kind of football. The Canadians tried it, but they made the field too long and screwed up the rules. Rugby is okay, but their halftime sucks monkey balls.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:28:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:27:07 AM
Wait. GWAR is more American than Superbowl.
Get out. Pack your shit and get out.
QuoteOnly in the United States could GWAR be a thing.
Germany.
QuoteI choose GWAR. And Swedish bikini team. A real red blooded American male wouldn't care what the food involved was.
You're not really serious about this sort of thing, are you?
Thothally serious, loik, shoor.
Air ye tellin' me loik that ye prefer a specific koined of berd fer food over tets?
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:33:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:28:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:27:07 AM
Wait. GWAR is more American than Superbowl.
Get out. Pack your shit and get out.
QuoteOnly in the United States could GWAR be a thing.
Germany.
QuoteI choose GWAR. And Swedish bikini team. A real red blooded American male wouldn't care what the food involved was.
You're not really serious about this sort of thing, are you?
Thothally serious, loik, shoor.
Air ye tellin' me loik that ye prefer a specific koined of berd fer food over tets?
AND UNDER.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:29:49 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:28:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
You can have a superbowl without GWAR, but you can't fuck a turkey pot pie before it gets cold.
And that's all the America™ you need to understand.
I can, however, have a Superbowl without American football.
There is no other kind of football. The Canadians tried it, but they made the field too long and screwed up the rules. Rugby is okay, but their halftime sucks monkey balls.
The only kind of ball for me is the base variety. Like I said, I find sports in general boring. For some strange reason, I suddenly took a liking to baseball, and the Red Sox in particular.
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:34:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:29:49 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:28:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
You can have a superbowl without GWAR, but you can't fuck a turkey pot pie before it gets cold.
And that's all the America™ you need to understand.
I can, however, have a Superbowl without American football.
There is no other kind of football. The Canadians tried it, but they made the field too long and screwed up the rules. Rugby is okay, but their halftime sucks monkey balls.
The only kind of ball for me is the base variety. Like I said, I find sports in general boring. For some strange reason, I suddenly took a liking to baseball, and the Red Sox in particular.
Well, the Sox make sense. I was working as a stock boy in a liquor store for a second job during the 2003 playoffs (to non-Americans, in the elimination process, it was Boston vs New York City just prior to Boston losing, and Boston was in striking distance of world championship, which we had not won since 1918. We managed the win in 2004, 2007, and 2013). The traditional rivalry between Boston and NYC in baseball energized me since I had a latent dislike for NYC anyway. I suppose that's why I can't get into other sports. The Patriots? The Celtics? The Bruins? Who is their nemesis?
God, Twid, you might not even be a Bostonian if you don't walk around hollering about DA BROOOOOOONS.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 31, 2013, 05:20:04 AM
God, Twid, you might not even be a Bostonian if you don't walk around hollering about DA BROOOOOOONS.
I was born in Brigham and Women's. I work for Brigham and Women's. I will probably die in Brigham and Women's.
I'm a fahkin' Bahstonyin. I just don't sound it, or like hockey.
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 05:23:35 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 31, 2013, 05:20:04 AM
God, Twid, you might not even be a Bostonian if you don't walk around hollering about DA BROOOOOOONS.
I was born in Brigham and Women's. I work for Brigham and Women's. I will probably die in Brigham and Women's.
I'm a fahkin' Bahstonyin. I just don't sound it, or like hockey.
Also, anytime I am unexpectedly non-Bostonian, the Irish passport comes out. You know, like when you notice that I pronounce my R's
Twid
Actually happened last week when my work crush asked why I didn't have that apparently delightful Boston accent.
Ramp up the Boston.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 31, 2013, 05:29:53 AM
Ramp up the Boston.
If you give me a hockey team to hate, I will.
Aunt Marie is a shout at the TV Bruins fan. Loud shouting type.
Hmmm....
Might help if I mention cities I hate.
New York City
Los Angeles. Never been to LA but I hate them on principle. For much the same reason I hate NYC.
That's about it. Cool with all other major cities. Just hate NYC and LA.
ETA:
As a Star Trek fan I like that Starfleet HQ is in San Francisco and the capital of the United Federation of Planets is Paris. It's not Boston, but it isn't NYC or LA.
I hate NYC because it's a larger, bastard version of Boston and smells like piss everywhere. Brooklyn smells like trash day every day. I hate going to NYC in summer because it fucking stinks. And it's never trash day in Brooklyn, everyone in Brooklyn just thinks it is. NYC is impressive from a distance. When you enter NYC, you want out. NOW.
I hate LA because they're Californian NYC. I base this on nothing except the latent arrogance that ties the two cities together. The whole idea that "our city is the shit, and a model of American culture, even though we literally smell like shit. And that it is near impossible to live here financially. We are AMERICA."
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 06:04:40 AM
I hate NYC because it's a larger, bastard version of Boston and smells like piss everywhere. Brooklyn smells like trash day every day. I hate going to NYC in summer because it fucking stinks. And it's never trash day in Brooklyn, everyone in Brooklyn just thinks it is. NYC is impressive from a distance. When you enter NYC, you want out. NOW.
I hate LA because they're Californian NYC. I base this on nothing except the latent arrogance that ties the two cities together. The whole idea that "our city is the shit, and a model of American culture, even though we literally smell like shit. And that it is near impossible to live here financially. We are AMERICA."
HIP-HOP Brah
You'd be surprised at the amount of hip-hop in Boston. And of course, there's always Bobby Brown...
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:13:59 AM
...a petition worth signing:
https://www.change.org/petitions/the-national-football-league-allow-gwar-to-perform-the-2015-super-bowl-halftime-show
I can get behind this.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.
But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting. Or Jesus.
I don't even have a feeling about it. Does that make me a communist?
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:34:26 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:29:49 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:28:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:23:32 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:20:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid. Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
STILL DON'T KNOW APPROPRIATE ANSWER. SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM OR TURKEY POT PIE?
YES.
BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. MAYBE.
WHICH ONE IS GWAR AND WHICH ONE IS SUPERBOWL? SO CONFUSED.
You can have a superbowl without GWAR, but you can't fuck a turkey pot pie before it gets cold.
And that's all the America™ you need to understand.
I can, however, have a Superbowl without American football.
There is no other kind of football. The Canadians tried it, but they made the field too long and screwed up the rules. Rugby is okay, but their halftime sucks monkey balls.
The only kind of ball for me is the base variety. Like I said, I find sports in general boring. For some strange reason, I suddenly took a liking to baseball, and the Red Sox in particular.
The only kind of ball for me is...
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 04:24:22 PM
You'd be surprised at the amount of hip-hop in Boston. And of course, there's always Bobby Brown...
Oh?
Yes.
Boston is CRAWLING with good hip-hop. Slaine and Edo G are the first two that come to mind, but there are tons of others.
And how can you be from Boston and not know that the Bruins and Canadiens are MORTAL ENEMIES?