All people fall into two catagories: Those smarter than Richter, and those dumber than Richter. 90% of people are dumber than Ricther, and you can tell who they are. They walk around happily, knowing that they are more or less safe in this year of our Lord 2014. The other 10% do not. They are the ones that know that Richter exists, and that he's been sharpening people again, amassing a stockpile of living edged weapons.
Nigel knows that life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. There is an absolute certainty that you will go splat at the end of both scenarios. So what you do is have fun on the way down. Do backflips, do a swandive, summersaults, etc. Why the hell not? Nigel, however, has another item on her agenda...When the end is near, aim for people.
Dirty Old Uncle Roger moves through Tucson the way electrons move though a power cable...The chief difference being that electrons don't dance. So when you see a 240 pound bald cave man shaking his ass down the street toward you, don't think. Just run.
More later.
SO MANY FACTS!
But can DOUR twerk?
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?
DOUR can't NOT twerk. It's programmed into the base of my brain.
I am being sent home from work by our company's physician. I currently have no interbutts at the house, so I'll be seeing you guys probably next week sometime.
Ah, sorry to hear that. Be sure to send any updates on the eye to someone with an internet connection. Fingers crossed and all that.
Yeah. Take care of yourself.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:48:21 PM
I am being sent home from work by our company's physician. I currently have no interbutts at the house, so I'll be seeing you guys probably next week sometime.
Hope everything is okay. Seconding LMNO, take care of yourself!
Dem facts! :fap:
Take care, DOUR.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?
DOUR can't NOT twerk. It's programmed into the base of my brain.
DOUR got his hindbrain directly from the funkasaurus rex. Neolithic twerk atavii and paleoboogie freaks turn away in shame.
LMNO has no rating on the K scale. Lmno has only one preference, and that is NOW. Trying to delay Lmno with questions will only give him time to decide on ANAL.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?
DOUR can't NOT twerk. It's programmed into the base of my brain.
I'm confident that DOUR will TWERK THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.
Keep us posted.
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.
lots and lots and loads of money
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.
lots and lots and loads of money
Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.
When I am King Funkasaurus the First, and Richter is the King's Justice
1, everyone will see it. Or else.
1 The title was gonna be "King's Hand", but Jenn informs me that position has been filled
2.
2 This shit writes itself. "The position has been filled". Christ.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 10, 2014, 05:24:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.
lots and lots and loads of money
Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.
When I am King Funkasaurus the First, and Richter is the King's Justice1, everyone will see it. Or else.
1 The title was gonna be "King's Hand", but Jenn informs me that position has been filled2.
2 This shit writes itself. "The position has been filled". Christ.
I can see you doing a remake of "Wrecking Ball" and people's heads exploding.
I'm willing to kill my first born to see a video of Roger singing and dancing "This is the song that never ends".
The next person that sings that song dies.
I can almost promise this.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
The next person that sings that song dies.
I can almost promise this.
You promised to kill me when I told you that they sell Keystone in Tucson, on account of I told you to move here.
And yet here I am. I feel safe.
But I was gonna sing
Word Up by Cameo.
Acceptable, provided you wear the codpiece.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 15, 2014, 04:17:15 AM
Acceptable, provided you wear the codpiece.
One fire alarm red jockstrap coming up.
:fap::1fap::1fap::1fap:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 12, 2014, 11:05:34 PM
I can see you doing a remake of "Wrecking Ball" and people's heads exploding.
On the day DOUR does Wrecking Ball, people will wish they had not watched at Ron Jeremy's version, as it will leave them with no suitable way to comment.