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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 03:42:28 PM

Title: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 03:42:28 PM
All people fall into two catagories:  Those smarter than Richter, and those dumber than Richter.  90% of people are dumber than Ricther, and you can tell who they are.  They walk around happily, knowing that they are more or less safe in this year of our Lord 2014.  The other 10% do not.  They are the ones that know that Richter exists, and that he's been sharpening people again, amassing a stockpile of living edged weapons. 

Nigel knows that life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute.  There is an absolute certainty that you will go splat at the end of both scenarios.  So what you do is have fun on the way down.  Do backflips, do a swandive, summersaults, etc.  Why the hell not?  Nigel, however, has another item on her agenda...When the end is near, aim for people.

Dirty Old Uncle Roger moves through Tucson the way electrons move though a power cable...The chief difference being that electrons don't dance.  So when you see a 240 pound bald cave man shaking his ass down the street toward you, don't think.  Just run.

More later.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: LMNO on February 05, 2014, 03:50:18 PM
SO MANY FACTS!
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

DOUR can't NOT twerk.  It's programmed into the base of my brain.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:48:21 PM
I am being sent home from work by our company's physician.  I currently have no interbutts at the house, so I'll be seeing you guys probably next week sometime.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:50:42 PM
Ah, sorry to hear that.  Be sure to send any updates on the eye to someone with an internet connection.  Fingers crossed and all that.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: LMNO on February 05, 2014, 04:54:16 PM
Yeah.  Take care of yourself.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 05, 2014, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:48:21 PM
I am being sent home from work by our company's physician.  I currently have no interbutts at the house, so I'll be seeing you guys probably next week sometime.

Hope everything is okay. Seconding LMNO, take care of yourself!
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 05, 2014, 05:23:17 PM
Dem facts!  :fap:

Take care, DOUR.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Richter on February 05, 2014, 06:54:08 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

DOUR can't NOT twerk.  It's programmed into the base of my brain.

DOUR got his hindbrain directly from the funkasaurus rex.  Neolithic twerk atavii and paleoboogie freaks turn away in shame.

LMNO has no rating on the K scale.  Lmno has only one preference, and that is NOW.  Trying to delay Lmno with questions will only give him time to decide on ANAL.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 06, 2014, 01:45:22 AM
(http://s4.postimg.org/jjdqpppbh/the_more_you_know.png) (http://postimage.org/)
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 06, 2014, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 05, 2014, 04:47:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 05, 2014, 04:04:24 PM
But can DOUR twerk?

DOUR can't NOT twerk.  It's programmed into the base of my brain.

I'm confident that DOUR will TWERK THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.

Keep us posted.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: EK WAFFLR on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money

Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2014, 05:24:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money

Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.

When I am King Funkasaurus the First, and Richter is the King's Justice1, everyone will see it.  Or else.




1 The title was gonna be "King's Hand", but Jenn informs me that position has been filled2.




2 This shit writes itself.  "The position has been filled".  Christ.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 12, 2014, 11:05:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 10, 2014, 05:24:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money

Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.

When I am King Funkasaurus the First, and Richter is the King's Justice1, everyone will see it.  Or else.




1 The title was gonna be "King's Hand", but Jenn informs me that position has been filled2.




2 This shit writes itself.  "The position has been filled".  Christ.

I can see you doing a remake of "Wrecking Ball" and people's heads exploding.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 13, 2014, 12:08:14 AM
I'm willing to kill my first born to see a video of Roger singing and dancing "This is the song that never ends".
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
The next person that sings that song dies.
I can almost promise this.

Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2014, 04:09:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
The next person that sings that song dies.
I can almost promise this.

You promised to kill me when I told you that they sell Keystone in Tucson, on account of I told you to move here.

And yet here I am.  I feel safe.

But I was gonna sing Word Up by Cameo.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2014, 04:17:15 AM
Acceptable, provided you wear the codpiece.
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2014, 04:26:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 15, 2014, 04:17:15 AM
Acceptable, provided you wear the codpiece.

One fire alarm red jockstrap coming up.

Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2014, 04:35:41 AM
:fap::1fap::1fap::1fap:
Title: Re: Yet STILL more FACTS
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2014, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 12, 2014, 11:05:34 PM
I can see you doing a remake of "Wrecking Ball" and people's heads exploding.

On the day DOUR does Wrecking Ball, people will wish they had not watched at Ron Jeremy's version, as it will leave them with no suitable way to comment.