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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on February 07, 2014, 07:37:43 PM

Title: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on February 07, 2014, 07:37:43 PM
Who will think of the children?!

Me, damnit. I don't usually buy Girl Scout Cookies, but when I do, I  fill my fucking freezer with thin mints and flip teabaggers the bird.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2014/02/06/Girl-Scout-Cookiecott-Breaks-Out-All-Over

READ THE COMMENTS. JUST...READ THEM. I LOVE THIS CENTURY! :banana:
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Trivial on February 08, 2014, 01:04:45 AM
Damnit I'm torn.  I don't like their practice of deciding how many cookies the troop gets and doesn't allow them to ship any back.  The seriously over estimate in my area every time.  Troops end up bankrupt over the damn cookies.

But I hate teatards.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 08, 2014, 01:23:52 AM
Con: What USU said. And they;re bad for you and they make you fat.

Pro: TEATARDS HATE THEM AND THOSE COOKIES ARE FUCKING ORGASMIC

Guess what I'm doing if I catch somebody selling them.  :lol:
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 08, 2014, 02:10:11 AM
These people are so, so stupid.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 08, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
Wait, so they are boycotting Girl Scout cookies because Girl Scouts of America mentioned women who were prominent in politics this year?

Or because they "honored" the Planned Parenthood founder (although I am not sure what that means exactly)?

Do they even know why they're boycotting Girl Scout Cookies?
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on February 08, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 08, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
Wait, so they are boycotting Girl Scout cookies because Girl Scouts of America mentioned women who were prominent in politics this year?

Or because they "honored" the Planned Parenthood founder (although I am not sure what that means exactly)?

Do they even know why they're boycotting Girl Scout Cookies?

From what I gather, it's because the Girl Scouts are pro-LGBT (They allow transgender to join), pro-choice, and pro-sexual education for women. In other words, they are full of evil and hate Jesus.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: The Irreverend BS Loafer on February 09, 2014, 08:47:27 PM
Just bought some girl scout cookies today! What's funny is I never bought them until conservative idiots whined about GSUSA and I learned how legitimately awesome the organization is (to a point).

This also seems like a good place to post some of my favorite conservative GS-related images:

(http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/gsuniform.jpg)

(http://disruptingdinnerparties.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/cookie-boycott-propaganda.jpg)
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 09, 2014, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 08, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Sacs on February 08, 2014, 02:50:30 AM
Wait, so they are boycotting Girl Scout cookies because Girl Scouts of America mentioned women who were prominent in politics this year?

Or because they "honored" the Planned Parenthood founder (although I am not sure what that means exactly)?

Do they even know why they're boycotting Girl Scout Cookies?

From what I gather, it's because the Girl Scouts are pro-LGBT (They allow transgender to join), pro-choice, and pro-sexual education for women. In other words, they are full of evil and hate Jesus.

THE HORROR!
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Trivial on February 09, 2014, 11:54:05 PM
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/1374082_499069603533772_1493692144_n.jpg) Bringing this out again.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2014, 01:48:54 AM
Amerca.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2014, 05:33:03 AM
I need some of those preggo primers.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Junkenstein on February 10, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
The thought occurs that if one girl scout troop actually got those boxes printed up with the above names they would:

1- Sell so many cookies it wouldn't even be funny. People would buy them worldwide after it went viral. Ideal time to bandwagon on Sochi.
2- Give their opponents something to actually rant about which would probably end badly for them. These kind of people can't go in front of a camera for more than 10 minutes without dragging another prejudice in so, you know, media gold in waiting.
3 - There's probably more but those two are enough, surely? Someone get on it.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on February 10, 2014, 07:32:54 PM
I would buy the fuck out of those cookies with names like that.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 10, 2014, 07:34:38 PM
It would be funny, but it's not really appropriate for an organization for children, nor in keeping with their mission, so it will never happen.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Telarus on February 10, 2014, 10:03:14 PM
Nigeled.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Junkenstein on February 10, 2014, 11:01:18 PM
I spent 20 minutes trying to think of subversive names that would fly.

I got nothing.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/28/1281191/-Lesbian-Jihadists-Attempt-Takeover-of-Girl-Scouts

QuoteThe left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country.  It's not arguable.  It isn't denial.  They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will.  For example, a Breitbart story: "Girl Scouts Hire Lesbian as Chief 'Girl Experience Officer' -- As millions of moms consider digging into pocketbooks for Girl Scout cookies this year, they may be interested to know about the hiring of Krista Kokjohn-Poehler in the Girl Scouts executive office in New York City.

"Kokjohn-Poehler is an out lesbian married to a woman named Ashley Kokjohn," and she's the girl experience officer for the Girl Scouts now.  So, I mean, they're just... But at the same time, there's an all-out jihad, I think, being conducted on the culture.  It's undeniable.

Rush Limbaugh is referring to a Breitbart story posted two days ago and since echoed hysterically by myriad right wing blogs.

More batshit crazy than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, this is well into full blown idiot territory now. I'm thinking my earlier idea might just fly if they keep this shit up.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 02:55:17 PM
Good thing the Boy Scouts still hate the gays.

Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/28/1281191/-Lesbian-Jihadists-Attempt-Takeover-of-Girl-Scouts

QuoteThe left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country.  It's not arguable.  It isn't denial.  They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will.  For example, a Breitbart story: "Girl Scouts Hire Lesbian as Chief 'Girl Experience Officer' -- As millions of moms consider digging into pocketbooks for Girl Scout cookies this year, they may be interested to know about the hiring of Krista Kokjohn-Poehler in the Girl Scouts executive office in New York City.

"Kokjohn-Poehler is an out lesbian married to a woman named Ashley Kokjohn," and she's the girl experience officer for the Girl Scouts now.  So, I mean, they're just... But at the same time, there's an all-out jihad, I think, being conducted on the culture.  It's undeniable.

Rush Limbaugh is referring to a Breitbart story posted two days ago and since echoed hysterically by myriad right wing blogs.

More batshit crazy than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, this is well into full blown idiot territory now. I'm thinking my earlier idea might just fly if they keep this shit up.

OMG THEY GAVE A LESBIAN A JOB! JIHAD!
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/28/1281191/-Lesbian-Jihadists-Attempt-Takeover-of-Girl-Scouts

QuoteThe left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country.  It's not arguable.  It isn't denial.  They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will.  For example, a Breitbart story: "Girl Scouts Hire Lesbian as Chief 'Girl Experience Officer' -- As millions of moms consider digging into pocketbooks for Girl Scout cookies this year, they may be interested to know about the hiring of Krista Kokjohn-Poehler in the Girl Scouts executive office in New York City.

"Kokjohn-Poehler is an out lesbian married to a woman named Ashley Kokjohn," and she's the girl experience officer for the Girl Scouts now.  So, I mean, they're just... But at the same time, there's an all-out jihad, I think, being conducted on the culture.  It's undeniable.

Rush Limbaugh is referring to a Breitbart story posted two days ago and since echoed hysterically by myriad right wing blogs.

More batshit crazy than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, this is well into full blown idiot territory now. I'm thinking my earlier idea might just fly if they keep this shit up.

OMG THEY GAVE A LESBIAN A JOB! JIHAD!

SHE'S GONNA RECRUIT THEM LITTLE GIRLS!

CARD-CARRYING COMMUNISTS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT!  JEWS IN THE BANKS!  BLACK PEOPLE COMING FOR OUR WHITE WIMMEN!  UNNNNNNG!
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
Obviously, hiring a lesbian is exactly the same thing as declaring war on Christianity and Family Values.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 03:44:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
Obviously, hiring a lesbian is exactly the same thing as declaring war on Christianity and Family Values.

Next thing you know, we'll let Gay people TEACH or something.  JUST LIKE THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL BLOOD IN THEIR VEINS LIKE YOU AND ME.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 04:06:32 PM
YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF THE CHILDREN ENOUGH!
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 04:13:29 PM
But these folks are. I especially like the oath-taking salute.

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_25233358/trail-life-courts-those-who-oppose-boy-scouts
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 04:13:29 PM
But these folks are. I especially like the oath-taking salute.

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_25233358/trail-life-courts-those-who-oppose-boy-scouts

:lulz:

WHY HIDE IT?

(http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2014/0226/20140226__traillife~3.JPG)
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 04:28:40 PM
Loving those Christian values!  :lulz:
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 08:20:00 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

"So long, Mister codependent fuckstick!"
\
:wave:
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 03, 2014, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.


SCREENSHOT THAT PLEASE! SPAM HIS INBOX! Pretty please for bear?
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 09:09:22 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 03, 2014, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.


SCREENSHOT THAT PLEASE! SPAM HIS INBOX! Pretty please for bear?

He blocked me after the Scieno comment, but I'll see what I can remind him. Hell, I can scan the fucking letter he wrote me in which he wrote it. But heroin burned up his fucking brain good. He used to be really smart and a blast to hang out with. We did a lot of writing together in our comp classes and he helped me start my first novel attempt. It ripped me apart when I found out he decided to stick himself with a needle for whatever reason, and although I'm glad that he survived the ordeal and was able to kick the drug, I wish he didn't have to turn to religion to fix him. Like Roger said: codependency. He switched one addiction for another. At least if he was a Scientologist, he'd still believe in evolution, just with added thetans.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 03, 2014, 09:17:52 PM
Damn.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 09:56:20 PM
I tend to have very little sympathy for people who feel the need to fill their lives with artificial happiness, be it drugs or religions.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 10:36:16 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 09:56:20 PM
I tend to have very little sympathy for people who feel the need to fill their lives with artificial happiness, be it drugs or religions.

I do.  I have loads of sympathy for people like that.  Anyone who actually doesn't is an ASSHOLE, and you don't seem like too much of an ASSHOLE.  The reason I say this is that life's tough and the universe is a bad neighborhood at 3 AM.  I'm for whatever gets you through the night, whether that's Baby Jesus or a bottle of bourbon.

Now, the moment someone insists that THEIR method of getting through the night is THE method, and I have to agree with that or at least not say anything that might cause them to even DOUBT it, however unintentionally, then all that sympathy vanishes in a puff of smoke and then the chewtoy and the screaming and the plugged up drains and the cleaning lady trying to get all the horror off the ceiling. 

By accident.  Naturally.

Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 03, 2014, 11:09:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 10:36:16 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 09:56:20 PM
I tend to have very little sympathy for people who feel the need to fill their lives with artificial happiness, be it drugs or religions.

I do.  I have loads of sympathy for people like that.  Anyone who actually doesn't is an ASSHOLE, and you don't seem like too much of an ASSHOLE.  The reason I say this is that life's tough and the universe is a bad neighborhood at 3 AM.  I'm for whatever gets you through the night, whether that's Baby Jesus or a bottle of bourbon.

Now, the moment someone insists that THEIR method of getting through the night is THE method, and I have to agree with that or at least not say anything that might cause them to even DOUBT it, however unintentionally, then all that sympathy vanishes in a puff of smoke and then the chewtoy and the screaming and the plugged up drains and the cleaning lady trying to get all the horror off the ceiling. 

By accident.  Naturally.

Anytime a chewtoy is involved it's usually an accident.

That makes a lot more sense put that way though, I DO have sympathy, just not for that kind of attitude.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2014, 01:50:20 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.

True Believers in one thing are the quickest to convert to True Believers in something else.

I couldn't tell you how many strident Atheists I have known to convert to equally strident Born-Again Christians, and sometimes back again. Occasionally hitting a couple of other religious/philosophical sticks on the way. :lol:

True Believers are looking for something outside of them to give them a sense of rightness and importance. I am pretty sure that's why they ban so quickly when their dogmas are challenged or questioned.
Title: Re: ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014
Post by: Suu on March 04, 2014, 04:29:03 AM
He firmly believes that God made him an addict to lead him to Christ.  :eek:

Granted, I was raised Roman Catholic, not Evangelist, but um...last I checked, that ain't God's style. But hell, to each their own sales pitch.