Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 07:18:03 PM

Title: Attention, Loosers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2014, 07:18:03 PM
What did she say to you when your head was in the toilet, and you were puking up the Robotussin you guzzled?  What did she whisper in your ear after you fell down in the gutter?  What, in fact, did she say when you got fired for getting all fucked up on drugs and fucking the boss's cat?

Oh, yeah, you remember.  How could you forget?  She was laughing at you, laying there with a bong stuck in your arm and crusted filth all around your neck.  You know she laughed, you HEARD her laugh.  And then and then and then she said

What did she say?

SHAKE THAT

That's right, you lousy fucking degenerate.  She told you to fucking DANCE.  Dance in your office.  Dance at your desk.  Dance while you're being written up and suspended.  Dance in their faces, shake that thing, make everyone good and sick to their stomachs.

This is Goddamn 2014.  According to the Mayans, we've all been DEAD for more than a year, so get up and RATTLE THOSE BONES!  Stop saying you can't dance to a dirge, that you can't shake that ass to the soundtrack of Schindler's List.  THINK ABOUT IT.  WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?

Dance in the back of the squadcar.  Dance in the razor wire enclosure.  Dance to the nightstick fandango they're playing on your ribcage.  Dance in your little meaningless wage-slave life.  Dance with a stranger.  Dance with your wife.  Just fucking dance.

You don't see LMNO being a wallflower, and he - in his field - probably sees more DOOM than even Cain.  Sure, it's a quieter doom, but it is as implacable and unstoppable as a glacier.  And speaking of glaciers, how's the weather?  DANCE ON YOUR ICESHEET.  DANCE ON YOUR BRAND-NEW DESERT.  Dance while the topsoil all blows off into the ocean.

Because, when you get down to the nitty-gritty, you're FUCKED and DOOMED and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.  So dance.

DANCE, I SAID!

Or Kill Me
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: hooplala on February 19, 2014, 07:22:34 PM
I feel the fucking muuuuuuuuuuuusic in me!

:noodledance:

Thanks Roger.
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: LMNO on February 19, 2014, 07:23:41 PM
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1594202_o.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 19, 2014, 07:24:00 PM
:hammer:
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Pæs on February 19, 2014, 07:47:46 PM
(http://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/bale2.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 19, 2014, 09:22:41 PM
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING! I WANT TO DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY!
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 19, 2014, 11:08:56 PM
(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/12192012001326.gif)

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/S197GT/Interwebs/PregnantBreakDance.gif)

(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130923040904/lookout/images/d/d7/CrazyMan.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2014, 11:31:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xvwHtsU.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Penumbral on February 20, 2014, 12:06:01 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/9L4rYa6.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Pæs on February 20, 2014, 12:08:46 AM
Quote from: Penumbral on February 20, 2014, 12:06:01 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/9L4rYa6.gif)

LATER THAT DAY:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz03xxMeTV1qd9vcjo1_r1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2014, 12:11:24 AM
Just add bourbon.

Everyone dances.

Everyone.
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 12:11:24 AM
Just add bourbon.

Everyone dances.

Everyone.

Does punching the shit out of anyone who makes the mistake of getting too close to me count as dancing?

There's a reason I don't drink bourbon any more  :oops:
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: LMNO on February 20, 2014, 04:28:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 20, 2014, 04:11:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 12:11:24 AM
Just add bourbon.

Everyone dances.

Everyone.

Does punching the shit out of anyone who makes the mistake of getting too close to me count as dancing?

There's a reason I don't drink bourbon any more  :oops:

In the right context, it's almost expected.
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:02:50 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8e5b06dbda243ff8940633a178ddc38/tumblr_mjiwchLxse1s2oay7o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Pæs on February 20, 2014, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:02:50 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8e5b06dbda243ff8940633a178ddc38/tumblr_mjiwchLxse1s2oay7o1_400.gif)
This was me at each intersection on my walk to work this morning, I presume I was inspired by this thread and having my Dafts Punk turned up too loud.
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Aucoq on February 20, 2014, 08:57:31 PM
:hammer:
Title: Re: Attention, Loosers
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 21, 2014, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: Pæs on February 20, 2014, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:02:50 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8e5b06dbda243ff8940633a178ddc38/tumblr_mjiwchLxse1s2oay7o1_400.gif)
This was me at each intersection on my walk to work this morning, I presume I was inspired by this thread and having my Dafts Punk turned up too loud.

Daft Punks <3

Also, relevant :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMBagakSdM