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Title: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 12:02:33 PM
For example:

QuoteI think it gets harder each time if you don't experiment. Um, for us, we've always tried to be innovators, we've always tried to do something different from the last record, and that's what keeps it fun for us.

QuoteI think [Barack Obama is] an Illuminati puppet. It just doesn't make sense, the whole thing. The guy comes from out of nowhere, he gets made president, all this stuff starts happening. I don't know... It just didn't make sense to me.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/02/19/korns-jonathan-davis-joins-dave-mustaineted-nugent-conservative-nutcase-alliance/
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 20, 2014, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.
Ah.
Loses?  :lol:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 12:15:19 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.
Ah.
Loses?  :lol:

Zero. I lost interest in them when I was, like 16. Which is kinda saying something. But the article is funny nonetheless.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 20, 2014, 12:23:03 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:15:19 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.
Ah.
Loses?  :lol:

Zero. I lost interest in them when I was, like 16. Which is kinda saying something. But the article is funny nonetheless.
Agreed, and i should have actually read the article first.
One of his lines does makes sense though, there is a clear drive towards a police state. It doesn't mean it is as bad as the worst policestates out there but that isn't what he said. The writer of that article uses a strawman argument.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 12:39:12 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:23:03 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:15:19 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:12:07 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.
Ah.
Loses?  :lol:

Zero. I lost interest in them when I was, like 16. Which is kinda saying something. But the article is funny nonetheless.
Agreed, and i should have actually read the article first.
One of his lines does makes sense though, there is a clear drive towards a police state. It doesn't mean it is as bad as the worst policestates out there but that isn't what he said. The writer of that article uses a strawman argument.

Yeah, agreed. The fact that it's not a dictatorship doesn't mean that shit's not fucked up. It's just that when you go on InfoWars and start talking about the Illuminati and how your band does something different each album, it all turns crazy.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 12:47:13 PM
Also, I recommend watching the video through to the end for a hilarious advertisement for natural male enhancement because T.H.E.Y. are trying to lower our testosterone levels.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2014, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.

I kinda had bets on him.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 02:16:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 02:06:12 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 20, 2014, 12:05:48 PM
Who?

The guy who whines for Korn.

I kinda had bets on him.   :lulz:

Time to collect  :lulz:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: hooplala on February 20, 2014, 03:17:00 PM
Obama only seemed to come out of nowhere if you weren't paying attention.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2014, 03:17:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 20, 2014, 03:17:00 PM
Obama only seemed to come out of nowhere if you weren't paying attention.

When someone says "Obama came out of nowhere", what they're really saying is "he didn't get 20 years of Fox coverage".
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 04:38:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 03:17:59 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 20, 2014, 03:17:00 PM
Obama only seemed to come out of nowhere if you weren't paying attention.

When someone says "Obama came out of nowhere", what they're really saying is "he didn't get 20 years of Fox coverage".
Pretty much this. Are americans in the habit of knowing who all the congress things are? I dont. Actually i dont know who my rep or the other senator is.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2014, 05:29:10 PM
What's especially interesting is that "came out of nowhere" is extremely relative to the fairly recent shift in American politics toward celebrity politicians, like Ronald Reagan and The Ahnold, and dynasty politics like we see with the Bushes and almost kinda with the Clintons. So basically, he "came out of nowhere" in the same sense that any highly successful career politician and twice-published author who was neither a movie star, governor, child of a former President, or spouse of a former President would.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 20, 2014, 05:29:10 PM
What's especially interesting is that "came out of nowhere" is extremely relative to the fairly recent shift in American politics toward celebrity politicians, like Ronald Reagan and The Ahnold, and dynasty politics like we see with the Bushes and almost kinda with the Clintons. So basically, he "came out of nowhere" in the same sense that any highly successful career politician and twice-published author who was neither a movie star, governor, child of a former President, or spouse of a former President would.
Actually thats a good point and has been used as evidence of illuminati control. So damned if you do damned if you dont.
It is also interesting that a commercially successful singer  would be given to the idea that commercially successful music is illuminati mind control.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on February 20, 2014, 09:05:49 PM
Twid, I demand you cease this terrible illuminati witchcraft. Ever since I read this thread this morning. Pandora has tried to make me listen to no less than four Korn songs despite repeated dislikes
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 20, 2014, 09:05:49 PM
Twid, I demand you cease this terrible illuminati witchcraft. Ever since I read this thread this morning. Pandora has tried to make me listen to no less than four Korn songs despite repeated dislikes
I do apologize for that. Theyre a terrible band.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:21:17 PM
My wife likes them.

I love her anyway.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 09:39:10 PM
:spittake:
A good few of my friends do too. I think villager likes them too but doesnt listen to them avidly. So bets on whos going to be the next one to lose their grip on reality?
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:42:44 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 09:39:10 PM
:spittake:
A good few of my friends do too. I think villager likes them too but doesnt listen to them avidly. So bets on whos going to be the next one to lose their grip on reality?

James Hetfield.  I mean, other than the copyright thing.

He's at the right age.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 20, 2014, 09:49:31 PM
Ooh. Good call i think. Hes also already a conservative too. That seems to be a bit of a risk factor.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Junkenstein on February 20, 2014, 10:49:59 PM
Hetfeild and Ulrich went a while ago. Or at least I wrote them off as unfit for the future when they got upset about napster.

Glad to see their stance successfully stopped filesharing.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 11:08:24 PM
Haters.

Korn are totally relevant to today's society of disenfranchised youth seeking a meaningful vent for pent up frustrations and abandonment issues.

Until said youth find their grown-up panties and move on.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 21, 2014, 12:36:50 AM
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH DAVE MUSTAINE HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your music died when Friedman left, and now you want to cash in on the poor fucker market? HAHHHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH

Also Dave Mustaine was on infowars a few years back promoting one of his shitty albums.

LOL Jon Davis LOL, I guess he milked that dubstep fad for what it was worth?
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 21, 2014, 05:22:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 20, 2014, 05:29:10 PM
What's especially interesting is that "came out of nowhere" is extremely relative to the fairly recent shift in American politics toward celebrity politicians, like Ronald Reagan and The Ahnold, and dynasty politics like we see with the Bushes and almost kinda with the Clintons. So basically, he "came out of nowhere" in the same sense that any highly successful career politician and twice-published author who was neither a movie star, governor, child of a former President, or spouse of a former President would.

Bump, because I feel this warrants further discussion, and of course how it works both ways for the conspiracy folk.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 21, 2014, 05:33:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

One of the weirdest attempts at a troll I ever took was that Obama could not possibly be Kenyan because he never won a marathon got a "good point" from the ilk.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 21, 2014, 05:33:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

One of the weirdest attempts at a troll I ever took was that Obama could not possibly be Kenyan because he never won a marathon got a "good point" from the ilk.

That is a good point though.

He must be an Indonesian pretending to be Kenyan.  Does his perfidy know no bounds?
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 21, 2014, 05:34:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 21, 2014, 05:33:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2014, 08:21:21 PM
Or, more likely, he was planted in the US by Kenyans as part of a fiendish plot for Kenyan socialist world domination.

One of the weirdest attempts at a troll I ever took was that Obama could not possibly be Kenyan because he never won a marathon got a "good point" from the ilk.

That is a good point though.

He must be an Indonesian pretending to be Kenyan.  Does his perfidy know no bounds?
:lulz:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on February 21, 2014, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 20, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 20, 2014, 09:05:49 PM
Twid, I demand you cease this terrible illuminati witchcraft. Ever since I read this thread this morning. Pandora has tried to make me listen to no less than four Korn songs despite repeated dislikes
I do apologize for that. Theyre a terrible band.

It happened again after that post!  :argh!:

I guess it's because
QuoteMost people who love rock or heavy metal obviously love Korn
:lol:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:21:17 PM
My wife likes them.

I love her anyway.

:lol:

Eh, I like to poke fun, but I'm sure I like stuff other people consider terrible
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 21, 2014, 09:46:10 PM
God knows i do. Everything is hated by someone.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2014, 10:01:35 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 21, 2014, 09:46:10 PM
God knows i do. Everything is hated by someone.

My biology lab partner hates plants. I mean, she really, really hates plants.

It's funny.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2014, 10:46:06 PM
That's the best reason for being a vegetarian.

Because FUCK THOSE PLANTS.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 21, 2014, 10:51:05 PM
:lulz: nigel and lmno
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2014, 06:29:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 10:01:35 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 21, 2014, 09:46:10 PM
God knows i do. Everything is hated by someone.

My biology lab partner hates plants. I mean, she really, really hates plants.

It's funny.  :lulz:

Plants aren't real people.  They should be wiped out.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 22, 2014, 07:40:11 AM
You know, I hate bees, and blood, both of which are biological things.

But hating plants seems hilarious to me.

Like is it an angry hate or a phobic hate, or a loathing or a slightly negative indifference?

I mean how does she deal with those turnips? Does she go?

a) Fucking hell, not again with the turnips.
b) Holy fuck! Turnips!
c) Fuck that turnip! You keep that shit away from me or I WILL WRECK THAT TURNIP.
d) Turnips, generally, suck. There are better things than turnips. Or daisies for that matter.

Flowers. Her SO is automatically off the hook for that flower shit.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2014, 08:23:09 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 21, 2014, 10:46:06 PM
That's the best reason for being a vegetarian.

Because FUCK THOSE PLANTS.

PLANTS ARE ASSHOLES
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2014, 08:27:28 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 22, 2014, 07:40:11 AM
You know, I hate bees, and blood, both of which are biological things.

But hating plants seems hilarious to me.

Like is it an angry hate or a phobic hate, or a loathing or a slightly negative indifference?

I mean how does she deal with those turnips? Does she go?

a) Fucking hell, not again with the turnips.
b) Holy fuck! Turnips!
c) Fuck that turnip! You keep that shit away from me or I WILL WRECK THAT TURNIP.
d) Turnips, generally, suck. There are better things than turnips. Or daisies for that matter.

Flowers. Her SO is automatically off the hook for that flower shit.

Turnips are a variety of Brassica Rapa, which she has a particular animosity towards. So yeah, I imagine they enrage her.

SHE DOES NOT LIKE FLOWERS. This I know.

My bio lab partner is a pretty unique person. She is highly competent, especially compared to my chem lab partner. But today, in the coniferous plant lab, she was super grumpy. I found it hilarious, but she really fucking hates plants.

Also: she is a vegetarian.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2014, 08:29:03 AM
I wish she was also my chem lab partner. The time my current partner was out sick, I partnered with her and it was great.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2014, 08:30:15 AM
She was SO ANGRY today. Because it was all about conifers. She was all FUCK PLANTS I HATE PLANTS. I love her.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 22, 2014, 08:32:07 AM
Also, half our module 3 plants died and she was like, GOOD.

Seriously, she is awesome.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 22, 2014, 01:29:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 22, 2014, 08:32:07 AM
Also, half our module 3 plants died and she was like, GOOD.

Seriously, she is awesome.

:lulz:

This person sounds really interesting.

I'm picturing it.

Her: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PLANT!
Plant:
Her: THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. JUST FUCKING SIT THERE.
Plant:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 22, 2014, 01:31:36 PM
Walking down the street-

"Fuck you tree! And you! And you! Why are there fucking trees everywhere?"
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 23, 2014, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 22, 2014, 01:29:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 22, 2014, 08:32:07 AM
Also, half our module 3 plants died and she was like, GOOD.

Seriously, she is awesome.

:lulz:

This person sounds really interesting.

I'm picturing it.

Her: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PLANT!
Plant:
Her: THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. JUST FUCKING SIT THERE.
Plant:

:lol:

She's from New Mexico, and says, "Growing up, plants just weren't part of my reality".
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 23, 2014, 06:30:36 PM
I'm guessing she had a horrible reaction to pot once? I r jelly of your partner.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 24, 2014, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 23, 2014, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 22, 2014, 01:29:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 22, 2014, 08:32:07 AM
Also, half our module 3 plants died and she was like, GOOD.

Seriously, she is awesome.

:lulz:

This person sounds really interesting.

I'm picturing it.

Her: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PLANT!
Plant:
Her: THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. JUST FUCKING SIT THERE.
Plant:

:lol:

She's from New Mexico, and says, "Growing up, plants just weren't part of my reality".

:lol:
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2014, 05:58:31 AM
Bump that is totally irrelevant to my OP, but alternation of generation? Yeah, fuck plants. I have a plate right there. Have normal, uncomplicated sex lives, like humans. Yeah we get bisexual intersex multigendered individuals but their dicks don't float away on the air, lead an independent existence as its own fucking organism and spoo all over your car in the hopes that oak tree vagina is nearby.

Nope.

Some sort of combination of attached, diploid celled genitals. Not runaway sperm move out and get their own apartment BEFORE they fertilize that effing egg.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 16, 2014, 06:18:45 AM
Seriously, plants, wat r u doin? Plants. Stahp.
Title: Re: Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 16, 2014, 06:24:36 AM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 16, 2014, 06:18:45 AM
Seriously, plants, wat r u doin? Plants. Stahp.

I'd blame fungi too, but at least they have the sense to cut down on the alternation bit by usually being haploid.

Which is still fucked up, but they still spend most of their time as something specific.