Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 12:17:57 AM

Title: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 12:17:57 AM
http://truedemocracyparty.net/

More WOO per page than even Mysticwicks.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on February 25, 2014, 12:37:02 AM
What the...
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 25, 2014, 12:39:02 AM
Whatever they're smoking, it seems to be potent.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 12:43:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 25, 2014, 12:39:02 AM
Whatever they're smoking, it seems to be potent.

Yeah, they start out with holocaust denial, then state that vitamin B cures breast cancer, then sort of drift off into ninjas.

NINJAS!
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Ben Shapiro on February 25, 2014, 01:25:58 AM
I for one welcome our Ninjitsu AIDS overlords!
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 25, 2014, 10:38:03 AM
You had me at "ninjas" I DEMAND that this organisation is given absolute power, immediately!
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 25, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
I gave up at the third headline with Holocaust in it.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Random Probability on February 25, 2014, 02:22:35 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 25, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
I gave up at the third headline with Holocaust in it.
Oh, it get's better than that.  "Eisenhower's Death Camps"   :lulz:

Then I read the word "chemtrails" somewhere and I gave up...
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Suu on February 25, 2014, 04:18:03 PM
THIS PAGE IS ALL I EVER WANTED.

THANK YOU, KIND AND BENEVOLENT REVEREND!
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 12:17:57 AM
http://truedemocracyparty.net/

More WOO per page than even Mysticwicks.

On further examination, I must disagree.

It's got more BATSHIT INSANE/page than mysticwicks, but that hole is still the winner in woo stakes.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2014, 01:59:25 AM
Oh my god, this is amazing!
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Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on February 26, 2014, 02:02:00 AM
I can't decide if they're batshit or trolling.
Poe's Law reigns supreme.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Junkenstein on February 26, 2014, 12:06:22 PM
I'll just leave this here:
http://www.icechewing.com/
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Post by: Suu on February 26, 2014, 12:45:45 PM
I like my friend's hypothesis:

There's a chance this page was made by Republicans to make Democrats look even more nuttier than they already are.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2014, 08:21:53 PM
I take your left wing crazy and raise you right wing crazy:

http://shariaunveiled.wordpress.com/2013/06/19/why-did-the-u-s-government-recently-purchase-30000-guillotines/
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Resigned Obligatorily on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.

They do belong in a gym.

For the arse-biscuit doing circuits when the place is mobbed.
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 05, 2014, 04:39:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.

They do belong in a gym.

For the arse-biscuit doing circuits when the place is mobbed.

THIS
Title: Re: Because I am a kindly old man and I love you young bastards...
Post by: Resigned Obligatorily on March 05, 2014, 11:42:17 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 05, 2014, 04:39:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.

They do belong in a gym.

For the arse-biscuit doing circuits when the place is mobbed.

THIS


:D oh, ha