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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 05:50:51 PM

Title: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 05:50:51 PM
...But nobody showed up to my peedee party.  :sadbanana:
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: LMNO on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: LMNO on March 10, 2014, 06:08:06 PM
THE PAGES ARE STUCK TOGETHER AGAIN.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 06:08:06 PM
THE PAGES ARE STUCK TOGETHER AGAIN.

SO ARE THE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.  IT'S A TUCSON THING.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2014, 06:21:10 PM
I missed the PeeDee party?

With ass Crisco?

:aww:
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 10, 2014, 06:21:10 PM
I missed the PeeDee party?

With ass Crisco?

:aww:

It was just me.

Sitting all alone, wiggling my but and making squishy noises.   :sad:
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.

They don't let me in anymore.  :(
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Telarus on March 11, 2014, 03:18:10 AM
Not after the :eek: Slip'nSlide episode. Tuscon surgeons were teleconferencing for weeks afterward on how to remove stained glass shrapnel from a random crowd of people.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 11, 2014, 05:14:56 AM
Monday was Saturday Night for me. I ended it with a nice long gym session, and some homemade green chicken tamales.

So I totally missed anything that happened.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2014, 05:20:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.

They don't let me in anymore.  :(

I can't IMAGINE why not.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:16:27 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 05:20:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.

They don't let me in anymore.  :(

I can't IMAGINE why not.

Pentacostals get pissed when you coach them.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:16:46 PM
Quote from: Telarus on March 11, 2014, 03:18:10 AM
Not after the :eek: Slip'nSlide episode. Tuscon surgeons were teleconferencing for weeks afterward on how to remove stained glass shrapnel from a random crowd of people.

It's "Tucson".  We're weird about that.

Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Luna on March 11, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
Had a Saturday Night last night.  Needed it.

It prevented me from beating my significant other's brother to death with his drunken girlfriend.  I am debating if this was a plus or a minus.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Red on March 11, 2014, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
Had a Saturday Night last night.  Needed it.

It prevented me from beating my significant other's brother to death with his drunken girlfriend.  I am debating if this was a plus or a minus.

I would have paid to watch you swing a drunk girl like a crudgel even if that's probably not what you meant with this post. The image is in my head now!

Either way, Saturday Nights are usually worth it.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   :oops:
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 11:58:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   :oops:

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh you were so close.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2014, 12:00:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 11:58:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   :oops:

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh you were so close.

After the physical therapy, I'll try that again.
Title: Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
Post by: Richter on March 14, 2014, 12:03:10 AM
Taking ONLY the Right or Left handed path is for sissies, after all.