Principia Discordia

I am, in the past two weeks, come into incredible temporal power (with associated wounds) at the same time as I have been scarred for life; everything is sideways. I am out of bullets.

I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?

Quote from: President Television on March 16, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?

Face full of glass arguing politics. Don't you worry about it.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2014, 06:02:13 AM

Quote from: President Television on March 16, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?

Face full of glass arguing politics. Don't you worry about it.

:eek:

Bourbon?

Quote from: Nigel on March 16, 2014, 03:19:53 PM
Bourbon?

Yes.  That too.

Prevents infection.

Hang from the world tree for nine days.

Exchange eye for (more) prophetic powers.

??????

Acquire bullets.

Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2014, 04:42:08 PM
Hang from the world tree for nine days.

Exchange eye for (more) prophetic powers.

??????

Acquire bullets.

THANKS, CAIN!

Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2014, 04:42:08 PM
Hang from the world tree for nine days.

Exchange eye for (more) prophetic powers.

??????

Acquire bullets.

I need this on a shirt under the words 'HOW TO SURVIVE THE MYTHOPOEIC ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE'.