Hi, it's me! Pholix. :lulz:
I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist, invented Fifth World Problems, have been living out of a tent for the past 6 months, and once got a handjob from Bob's daughter in Equador. (no relation)
Ukulele exorcism doesn't take up as much time as you might think, and am currently looking for new friends on the internet! :horrormirth:
Skype: faux.william if you have as much free time as I do.
Boojums.
Hey there, new guy!
Why did you pick this board for your introduction?
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:46:46 AM
Hey there, new guy!
Why did you pick this board for your introduction?
just a guess, but it's probably because the introductions thread was hidden in plain sight, just like the G.I. Joes always said it would be.
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?
Boojums.
Please be my friend :cry:
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?
Boojums.
Please be my friend :cry:
(http://futureofwork.glider.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/magic-8-ball.jpg)
Trust me, this post would be hella clever if I had photoshop on this computer.
Hey new guy, I'm the welcoming committee.
(http://treepicturesonline.com/boojum-tree-picture4.jpg)
Go fuck yourself.
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM
I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist
Tell me more. But please refrain from including the "word"
boojums in your response.