Poll
Question:
What name is more eargasmic?
Option 1: The new, trendy "Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts"
Option 2: The hard hitting, up in your face classic "Apple Talk"
Personally, I'd have to say
:apple:
Who are you, and why should we care?
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
Personally, I'd have to say
:apple:
:batman:
God I've missed the emotes here!
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
Personally, I'd have to say
:apple:
Denied on account of HIV.
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
God I've missed the emotes here!
I stole this from somewhere, it's my favorite at the moment
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/stonklol1.gif)
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.
Petition to exhume Nixon's corpse and use it for, fuck knows, I'll think of something.
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.
That would make him unfairly more interesting than he actually is.
pention to ban history from our schools
something about time travelers using our own history against us
or :?
Petition to change forum name back to "No Exit" and force everyone to change names to original members so we can LARP the Good Old Days.
When did we start spelling pention the way those dictionary wankers spell it? I must have missed that memo :argh!:
Petition to get P3nt paper that will withstand his glare.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 17, 2014, 01:07:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.
That would make him unfairly more interesting than he actually is.
Well, that's it, right? I mean, this board is more or less on life support, and Choco/Delcon spends time trolling here, when there are other places where he could actually be
funny?
He is tedious.
(Which is odd, because I have it on good authority that he is the FUNNIEST TROLL EVER.)
This is the emote I miss the most, other the old jebus and the smily that didn't look vaguely sarcastic:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10690235_10152462573489069_270573986588658713_n.jpg?oh=ac743c5f94eab45a2d1753c00882474c&oe=54CE127D&__gda__=1422266692_67ca2933ae2c4675c8e0db05eefb46fd)
:gonk:
:gonk:
:hm:
:hm:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
this board is more or less on life support
Definitely no correlation with a trigger-happy, snotty-nosed "Hitler-esque dictator/pathetic worm" that either gets members banned or runs them off because he is an elitist pig riding a high horse. He who shall not be named*
*
Disco Pickle
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 17, 2014, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
this board is more or less on life support
Definitely no correlation with a trigger-happy, snotty-nosed "Hitler-esque dictator/pathetic worm" that either gets members banned or runs them off because he is an elitist pig riding a high horse. He who shall not be named*
*Disco Pickle
You're not Disco Pickle. Disco Pickle may have been some weird-ass free market tard, but he had stones. Also, I talk to him on facebook from time to time.
You're Delcon, doing your normal demented shit. You bore me, son.
I am just disappointed that you suddenly lost your spine and tried astroturfing.
Useless. Absolutely useless.
ETA: You are right about one thing. I am The Cancer That Is Killing PD. 99% of butthurt trolls agree on this.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 10:32:51 PM
I am just disappointed that you suddenly lost your spine and tried astroturfing.
I am disappointed that you suddenly struggle with reading comprehension.
And you're so quick to assume I was talking about you.
That's quite vain, I'm shocked.
Clearly DP is the one running everybody off, you nimwit.
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 17, 2014, 10:53:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 10:32:51 PM
I am just disappointed that you suddenly lost your spine and tried astroturfing.
I am disappointed that you suddenly struggle with reading comprehension.
And you're so quick to assume I was talking about you.
That's quite vain, I'm shocked.
Clearly DP is the one running everybody off, you nimwit.
DP was awesome, and I wish he was still around. He was a libertarian, but he could read and everything.
What happened to him then?
He was eaten alive by Eric Pickles, in a freak accident.
Well, as long as it was a freak accident . . . you can't have that shit happening like regular accidents. People will notice.
Eric Pickles has assured the public he will never eat another Disco Pickle by mistake.
Only on purpose next time?
So no more accidental pickle gobbling at all? 'Cisco Pickle can come out of hiding?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 18, 2014, 02:19:16 PM
Only on purpose next time?
I'm guessing you've never seen Eric Pickles. Otherwise you'd not have to ask that question.
I'm thinking of that Judge Pickles. . . . James, was it?
You're thinking of Tommy Pickles.
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2014, 09:16:49 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
God I've missed the emotes here!
I stole this from somewhere, it's my favorite at the moment
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/stonklol1.gif)
I've been in love with the emotes here since I first started posting back before 2012. I even had a concept for characterizing them in a sort of satirical thread. At the time I was a bit too focused on my own egotistical bullshit to expand on the idea. I'm a bit less so now. Lots of meditation has helped as has more internet experience.
I had no idea that the lessons learned here at PD would prove so useful everywhere else. It would be wrong to say the rest of the internet I've seen is tame by comparison. It's just my first time here prepped me extremely well for the pitfalls in a way that I could never have otherwise learned so quickly.
For this I figure I owe ya folks in some sense. Mostly positive!
:damnright:
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 18, 2014, 04:36:36 PM
:damnright:
Well, they were right about one thing, Delcon...You're
the funniest troll ever.
Can we get Poptard back?
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 05:18:27 PM
Can we get Poptard back?
Wouldn't that be "trading down"?
Delcon is brilliant, I am told. A master of subtle humor. The best troll on the internet. It's like Andrew Dice Clay with a Nobel Prize in HILARIOUS.
Now that you mention it, it is a lot like the Diceman.
I mean, who DOESN'T love peanut butter and jelly time???
Probably only dictators like Hitler.
And dogs. They really struggle with the peanut butter.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 06:27:36 PM
Now that you mention it, it is a lot like the Diceman.
Yeah. :lol:
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.
Homemade lactic acid pickles are a bit fizzy during fermentation. I just ate one.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?
Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?
Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU
Shit yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.
Homemade lactic acid pickles are a bit fizzy during fermentation. I just ate one.
Would storing pickles in the freezer in a sealed container with some dry ice work as well with pickles as with grapes? I think pickles would be structurally sound enough, though they do lack the strong outer skin.
Quote from: Ragret on September 19, 2014, 12:01:55 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.
Homemade lactic acid pickles are a bit fizzy during fermentation. I just ate one.
Would storing pickles in the freezer in a sealed container with some dry ice work as well with pickles as with grapes? I think pickles would be structurally sound enough, though they do lack the strong outer skin.
I think that's probably something to determine via trial and error, though I must say it does sound
absolutely disgusting. :lol:
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?
5
Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU
That stuff there is why I Discordia! Now I know. Now I can share. That was a great performance!
ETA:
This shit right here blew my effing mind!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GcI09AWQbZA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GcI09AWQbZA)
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?
Quote from: V3X on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?
Who's This That 'Taint Ta Be Knowed Nor Noted Feller?
And yeah. I just got back into it here and this Count guy is a poor showing comparatively. Don't know who this Delcon that you speak of is, but if this is a puppet for some butthurt retard I suggest said poor obsessive relax, meditate deeply upon the brown star, and bring a true void to your second circuit.
Reach into your truest inner self.
There you will find the butthurt,
master it,
and release it Into The Crystal Vortex.
Then you will see that you do not need the Roger. You can be free!
I will sell you a pamphlet to help you find your Way. Cheap!
Quote from: V3X on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?
What ever happened to that guy, anyway?
Quote from: Your Mom on September 21, 2014, 08:27:05 PM
Quote from: V3X on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?
What ever happened to that guy, anyway?
OD on Marijuana.
Crippling rectal prolapse after all the kids OD'd on marijuana, you mean.
He was the only one who saw it coming.
Cane bufo - check
Datura - check
Blowfish. - check