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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM

Poll
Question: What name is more eargasmic?
Option 1: The new, trendy "Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts"
Option 2: The hard hitting, up in your face classic "Apple Talk"
Title: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
 Personally, I'd have to say


:apple:
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: LMNO on September 17, 2014, 12:28:45 AM
Who are you, and why should we care?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
Personally, I'd have to say


:apple:

:batman:

God I've missed the emotes here!
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
Personally, I'd have to say


:apple:

Denied on account of HIV.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2014, 07:18:03 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 17, 2014, 12:28:45 AM
Who are you, and why should we care?

It's Delcon.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Faust on September 17, 2014, 09:16:49 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM

God I've missed the emotes here!

I stole this from somewhere, it's my favorite at the moment
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/stonklol1.gif)
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Junkenstein on September 17, 2014, 10:00:17 AM
Petition to exhume Nixon's corpse and use it for, fuck knows, I'll think of something. 
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: hooplala on September 17, 2014, 01:07:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.

That would make him unfairly more interesting than he actually is.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 17, 2014, 01:20:12 PM
pention to ban history from our schools

something about time travelers using our own history against us

or  :?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 17, 2014, 02:18:15 PM
Petition to change forum name back to "No Exit" and force everyone to change names to original members so we can LARP the Good Old Days.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 17, 2014, 03:05:08 PM
When did we start spelling pention the way those dictionary wankers spell it? I must have missed that memo  :argh!:
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Junkenstein on September 17, 2014, 03:09:00 PM
Petition to get P3nt paper that will withstand his glare.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 17, 2014, 01:07:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.

That would make him unfairly more interesting than he actually is.

Well, that's it, right?  I mean, this board is more or less on life support, and Choco/Delcon spends time trolling here, when there are other places where he could actually be funny?

He is tedious.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 03:26:57 PM
(Which is odd, because I have it on good authority that he is the FUNNIEST TROLL EVER.)
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2014, 06:28:54 PM
This is the emote I miss the most, other the old jebus and the smily that didn't  look vaguely sarcastic:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10690235_10152462573489069_270573986588658713_n.jpg?oh=ac743c5f94eab45a2d1753c00882474c&oe=54CE127D&__gda__=1422266692_67ca2933ae2c4675c8e0db05eefb46fd)
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Faust on September 17, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
:gonk:

:gonk:


:hm:

:hm:

Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 17, 2014, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
this board is more or less on life support

Definitely no correlation with a trigger-happy, snotty-nosed "Hitler-esque dictator/pathetic worm" that either gets members banned or runs them off because he is an elitist pig riding a high horse. He who shall not be named*



*Disco Pickle
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 10:31:25 PM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 17, 2014, 10:23:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
this board is more or less on life support

Definitely no correlation with a trigger-happy, snotty-nosed "Hitler-esque dictator/pathetic worm" that either gets members banned or runs them off because he is an elitist pig riding a high horse. He who shall not be named*



*Disco Pickle

You're not Disco Pickle.  Disco Pickle may have been some weird-ass free market tard, but he had stones.  Also, I talk to him on facebook from time to time.

You're Delcon, doing your normal demented shit.  You bore me, son.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 10:32:51 PM
I am just disappointed that you suddenly lost your spine and tried astroturfing.

Useless.  Absolutely useless.

ETA:  You are right about one thing.  I am The Cancer That Is Killing PD.  99% of butthurt trolls agree on this.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 17, 2014, 10:53:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 10:32:51 PM
I am just disappointed that you suddenly lost your spine and tried astroturfing.

I am disappointed that you suddenly struggle with reading comprehension.

And you're so quick to assume I was talking about you.

That's quite vain, I'm shocked.

Clearly DP is the one running everybody off, you nimwit.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2014, 11:07:52 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2014, 07:36:46 PM
:gonk:

:gonk:


:hm:

:hm:


SWEET! Thanks!
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2014, 01:17:30 AM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 17, 2014, 10:53:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 17, 2014, 10:32:51 PM
I am just disappointed that you suddenly lost your spine and tried astroturfing.

I am disappointed that you suddenly struggle with reading comprehension.

And you're so quick to assume I was talking about you.

That's quite vain, I'm shocked.

Clearly DP is the one running everybody off, you nimwit.

DP was awesome, and I wish he was still around.  He was a libertarian, but he could read and everything.

Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 02:01:43 PM
What happened to him then?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2014, 02:08:47 PM
He was eaten alive by Eric Pickles, in a freak accident.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 02:11:18 PM
Well, as long as it was a freak accident . . . you can't have that shit happening like regular accidents. People will notice.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2014, 02:13:00 PM
Eric Pickles has assured the public he will never eat another Disco Pickle by mistake.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: LMNO on September 18, 2014, 02:19:16 PM
Only on purpose next time?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 02:20:43 PM
So no more accidental pickle gobbling at all? 'Cisco Pickle can come out of hiding?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2014, 02:23:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 18, 2014, 02:19:16 PM
Only on purpose next time?

I'm guessing you've never seen Eric Pickles.  Otherwise you'd not have to ask that question.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:00:06 PM
I'm thinking of that Judge Pickles. . . . James, was it?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 18, 2014, 03:26:00 PM
You're thinking of Tommy Pickles.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 18, 2014, 03:50:01 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 17, 2014, 09:16:49 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM

God I've missed the emotes here!

I stole this from somewhere, it's my favorite at the moment
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/stonklol1.gif)

I've been in love with the emotes here since I first started posting back before 2012. I even had a concept for characterizing them in a sort of satirical thread. At the time I was a bit too focused on my own egotistical bullshit to expand on the idea. I'm a bit less so now. Lots of meditation has helped as has more internet experience.

I had no idea that the lessons learned here at PD would prove so useful everywhere else. It would be wrong to say the rest of the internet I've seen is tame by comparison. It's just my first time here prepped me extremely well for the pitfalls in a way that I could never have otherwise learned so quickly.

For this I figure I owe ya folks in some sense. Mostly positive!
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 18, 2014, 04:36:36 PM
:damnright:
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2014, 05:08:59 PM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 18, 2014, 04:36:36 PM
:damnright:

Well, they were right about one thing, Delcon...You're the funniest troll ever.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: hooplala on September 18, 2014, 05:18:27 PM
Can we get Poptard back?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2014, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 05:18:27 PM
Can we get Poptard back?

Wouldn't that be "trading down"?

Delcon is brilliant, I am told.  A master of subtle humor.  The best troll on the internet.  It's like Andrew Dice Clay with a Nobel Prize in HILARIOUS.

Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: hooplala on September 18, 2014, 06:27:36 PM
Now that you mention it, it is a lot like the Diceman.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 18, 2014, 06:47:44 PM
I mean, who DOESN'T love peanut butter and jelly time???

Probably only dictators like Hitler.

And dogs. They really struggle with the peanut butter.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2014, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 06:27:36 PM
Now that you mention it, it is a lot like the Diceman.

Yeah.  :lol:
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: hooplala on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2014, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.

Homemade lactic acid pickles are a bit fizzy during fermentation. I just ate one.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?

Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: hooplala on September 18, 2014, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?

Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

Shit yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2014, 09:34:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?

Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

Shit yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

THEEEEEE best.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 19, 2014, 12:01:55 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.

Homemade lactic acid pickles are a bit fizzy during fermentation. I just ate one.
Would storing pickles in the freezer in a sealed container with some dry ice work as well with pickles as with grapes? I think pickles would be structurally sound enough, though they do lack the strong outer skin.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 19, 2014, 12:51:26 AM
Quote from: Ragret on September 19, 2014, 12:01:55 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM
Fizzy Pickles. Not sure if they've been invented yet, but they will be.

Homemade lactic acid pickles are a bit fizzy during fermentation. I just ate one.
Would storing pickles in the freezer in a sealed container with some dry ice work as well with pickles as with grapes? I think pickles would be structurally sound enough, though they do lack the strong outer skin.

I think that's probably something to determine via trial and error, though I must say it does sound absolutely disgusting.  :lol:
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 19, 2014, 02:00:46 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 18, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2014, 07:26:59 PM
Anyone ever heard of Puddles Pity Party?
5
Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

That stuff there is why I Discordia! Now I know. Now I can share. That was a great performance!

ETA:

This shit right here blew my effing mind!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GcI09AWQbZA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GcI09AWQbZA)
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 19, 2014, 07:18:02 AM
Quote from: V3X on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?

Who's This That 'Taint Ta Be Knowed Nor Noted Feller?

And yeah. I just got back into it here and this Count guy is a poor showing comparatively. Don't know who this Delcon that you speak of is, but if this is a puppet for some butthurt retard I suggest said poor obsessive relax, meditate deeply upon the brown star, and bring a true void to your second circuit.
Reach into your truest inner self.
There you will find the butthurt,
master it,
and release it Into The Crystal Vortex.

Then you will see that you do not need the Roger. You can be free!
I will sell you a pamphlet to help you find your Way. Cheap!
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 21, 2014, 08:27:05 PM
Quote from: V3X on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?

What ever happened to that guy, anyway?
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 21, 2014, 09:10:11 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 21, 2014, 08:27:05 PM
Quote from: V3X on September 19, 2014, 05:07:46 AM
I may be asking the universe for more fun than I really want, but I am more than a little disappointed that in 10 years of this place, through all the iterations and cast members and brouhaha and civil wars and grudge matches and shit-slinging hatefests, not a singular one of these trolls has ever truly achieved the kind of lasting legacy of He Who Shall Not Be Known or Noted. Is it asking too much to have more than one? Why must we always graze on the low grass of these half-brained idiots? And why do they stick around for so long practicing the art of trolling, even when it's been years since they had any reasonable hope of ever being any good at it?

What ever happened to that guy, anyway?

OD on Marijuana.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Junkenstein on September 21, 2014, 09:27:56 PM
Crippling rectal prolapse after all the kids OD'd on marijuana, you mean.

He was the only one who saw it coming.
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: Count Chocula on September 22, 2014, 04:55:03 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 19, 2014, 07:18:02 AM
Who's This That 'Taint Ta Be Knowed Nor Noted Feller?

DARUKO
Title: Re: Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk
Post by: axod on September 22, 2014, 06:35:09 AM
Cane bufo - check
Datura      - check
Blowfish.   - check