I can finally get this shit off my chest.
You haven't seen Tom Selleck since you met Nigel. Nigel has a medicine bag full of squirrels. No, the OTHER kind of squirrels. I shudder to think how she keeps them fed. There hasn't been a single police shooting in Portland since she left. Not one. And the cops don't look like they've just been shocked a few times with a car battery. It stopped raining. Religious whackjobs find themselves without an audience. Politicians are doing what's best for their consitituents. Lemmings have stopped running off of cliffs. LMNO was seen smiling. There haven't been any unusual noises coming out of the cemetery. The East coast has started to thaw. Orphans have stopped devouring the elderly in Mesa.
COME BACK, NIGEL! IT'S ALL FALLING APART!
My face hurts.
Something's wrong with my butt.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 19, 2015, 09:50:38 PM
Something's wrong with my butt.
Nurture it and it will grow.
My ass is bleeding!
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 20, 2015, 02:05:15 PM
My ass is bleeding!
Consult your nearest medical professional.
Quote from: Metal Bear on March 20, 2015, 02:05:15 PM
My ass is bleeding!
Use it to nurture your replacement ass.
Ah, things are back to normal.