I am new to this forum, and wasn't sure what I should do. So here is a poem I wrote.
The story of the grave diggers Hu-s-band
Shadows cast across broad spectrums of clothed
Echo's bouncing off of temporal hollow mask beings
Ones barely existing in fear of light
ERISTATING MASTURBATING
MASTERED BY BUA
AUTHORITY HATE HATE HATE
Reach in and out of eternal insanity
Carry on with no fear
Fear is the water that freezes in the cracks
ALL HAIL ERIS
ALL HAIL HU-MAN
MASTURBATION EJACULATION
CREATION!!!?!
??????!?!??!!
All is how it was and how it will be
In time we will find that all is... ?!?!???!
That was remarkably shitty.
I can respect that, as my hobby is writing bad poetry and I understand what a challenge it can be to write poetry that is worse than mediocre.
Quote from: BigBunsfortheRichOnes on April 02, 2015, 06:09:43 PM
I am new to this forum, and wasn't sure what I should do. So here is a poem I wrote.
The story of the grave diggers Hu-s-band
Shadows cast across broad spectrums of clothed
Echo's bouncing off of temporal hollow mask beings
Ones barely existing in fear of light
ERISTATING MASTURBATING
MASTERED BY BUA
AUTHORITY HATE HATE HATE
Reach in and out of eternal insanity
Carry on with no fear
Fear is the water that freezes in the cracks
ALL HAIL ERIS
ALL HAIL HU-MAN
MASTURBATION EJACULATION
CREATION!!!?!
??????!?!??!!
All is how it was and how it will be
In time we will find that all is... ?!?!???!
What the fuck was that? You've been reading Robert Anton Wilson, haven't you? Yes, yes, you fucking have.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 03, 2015, 05:47:13 AM
That was remarkably shitty.
I can respect that, as my hobby is writing bad poetry and I understand what a challenge it can be to write poetry that is worse than mediocre.
Where is Kitty Parsons, now that we finally need her?
Oh, yeah. Being hounded by an amorous Scotsman.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 04, 2015, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 03, 2015, 05:47:13 AM
That was remarkably shitty.
I can respect that, as my hobby is writing bad poetry and I understand what a challenge it can be to write poetry that is worse than mediocre.
Where is Kitty Parsons, now that we finally need her?
Oh, yeah. Being hounded by an amorous Scotsman.
She's running in terror for her life, as would any reasonable person given the circumstances.
Jesus this guy is really grasping at the bottom rung to tell you the truth.
Am I right fellas?
Quote from: Standstill on April 04, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Jesus this guy is really grasping at the bottom rung to tell you the truth.
Am I right fellas?
THIS IS DUKE LETO ATREIDES.
WE HAVE DETECTED TROLL-SIGN IN YOUR VICINITY.
EVACUATE THE HARVESTER NOW!
SCREW THE SPICE, WE CAN ALWAYS GET MORE!
Quote from: Reginald Ret on April 04, 2015, 10:11:03 AM
Quote from: Standstill on April 04, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Jesus this guy is really grasping at the bottom rung to tell you the truth.
Am I right fellas?
THIS IS DUKE LETO ATREIDES.
WE HAVE DETECTED TROLL-SIGN IN YOUR VICINITY.
EVACUATE THE HARVESTER NOW!
SCREW THE SPICE, WE CAN ALWAYS GET MORE!
SURVIVAL'S THE ABILITY TO SWIM STRANGE WATER.
ARRAKIS TEACHES THE ATTITUDE OF THE KNIFE
LAMINAR LIKE OUR PASSAGE TO COMPLETENESS
WHAT YOU RESIST, FOR THIS YOU WILL BE KNOWN
ECOLOGY IS THE STUDY OF CONSEQUENCES
TRAGEDY IS PEOPLE FALLING INTO A HERO'S HANDS