"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
:internettoughguy:
People keep telling me how things do and do not work in the "real world".
I keep insisting that the real world works 100% of the time, that there is nothing in the real world which doesn't work exactly like it's supposed to.
It's the "real world" that doesn't work in the real world according to its own standards, proving that the real world works just fine.
-
I've spent so much time alone with only myself to keep me company, that I often find myself talking to myself to others.
I suspect I may be one of the few people who are aware that we only ever open our mouths to hear ourselves speak.
There is one thing of which I am certain; I'm definitely the only one listening.
-
A falsehood which preserves order is clearly preferable to a truth which permits chaos.
-
The Argument from Paradoxical Paradoxes:
God exists.
Now that this is out of the way, we have to define what we mean by "God".
If God is defined as omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, there are a number of logical paradoxes that can only be resolved by God using his creation as a proxy to accomplish them.
"If God is omnipotent, can God create a rock that is so heavy he cannot lift it?"
Yes. Observe.
*walks up to a giant boulder and fails to lift it*
"If God is omniscient, can God know the experience of ignorance?"
I don't know. Or... Yes... Wait... Is this a trick question?
"If God is omnipresent, can he get lost?"
I'm not going to demonstrate this one, because I'd have to find my way back.
"Can God defy logic?"
Jesus is my lord and savior.
Clearly, God's creation is an inevitable manifestation of God's abilities.
There is one paradox, however, that is unresolved...
"Can God not exist?"
Therefore, God exists.
You may suspect you are one of the few people who are aware we only ever open our own mouths to hear ourselves speak, but it's one of the better jokes in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so I think it's fair to assume you're not.
I'm not going to touch the assertion that you believe you are the only one listening.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 08:23:01 PM
People keep telling me how things do and do not work in the "real world".
I keep insisting that the real world works 100% of the time, that there is nothing in the real world which doesn't work exactly like it's supposed to.
It's the "real world" that doesn't work in the real world according to its own standards, proving that the real world works just fine.
-
I've spent so much time alone with only myself to keep me company, that I often find myself talking to myself to others.
I suspect I may be one of the few people who are aware that we only ever open our mouths to hear ourselves speak.
There is one thing of which I am certain; I'm definitely the only one listening.
-
A falsehood which preserves order is clearly preferable to a truth which permits chaos.
-
The Argument from Paradoxical Paradoxes:
God exists.
Now that this is out of the way, we have to define what we mean by "God".
If God is defined as omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, there are a number of logical paradoxes that can only be resolved by God using his creation as a proxy to accomplish them.
"If God is omnipotent, can God create a rock that is so heavy he cannot lift it?"
Yes. Observe.
*walks up to a giant boulder and fails to lift it*
"If God is omniscient, can God know the experience of ignorance?"
I don't know. Or... Yes... Wait... Is this a trick question?
"If God is omnipresent, can he get lost?"
I'm not going to demonstrate this one, because I'd have to find my way back.
"Can God defy logic?"
Jesus is my lord and savior.
Clearly, God's creation is an inevitable manifestation of God's abilities.
There is one paradox, however, that is unresolved...
"Can God not exist?"
Therefore, God exists.
Hi there! Welcome, and I hope you find Eris' Omnibenevolence less indifferent than previous suitors :)
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
You know what else doesnt exist in nature? THE INTERNET.
Quote from: The Johnny on July 28, 2015, 09:27:22 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
You know what else doesnt exist in nature? THE INTERNET.
I don't know if you meant that as I interpreted it, but you're absolutely right.
The internet doesn't exist in nature either.
If we define nature as "a bunch of atoms exchanging energy".
"The internet" is a social construct intended to categorize and identify a particular manner of energy exchanges.
So, the internet exists "by definition", but that's the only condition in which it does.
You are more clever than you think you are.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
You are what we doktors call an "arse biscuit".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2015, 11:52:46 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
You are what we doktors call an "arse biscuit".
That's an appeal to authority.
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"Wroth".
Oh, honey.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 29, 2015, 12:14:06 AM
"Wroth".
Oh, honey.
*the joke*
------------------
*your head*
Was it wroth it?
Feel better now?
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
:tldr:
Quote from: Don Coyote on July 29, 2015, 12:53:07 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
"So you fucking think fry cooks don't deserve a higher minimum wage?"
Yes. I do.
No one is entitled to anything.
"Rights" are the currency of implied threats.
They are not something that exists in nature.
I'm not saying this as some executive trying to justify why I'm much better than everyone else or deserve higher pay than a burger-flipper.
I'm saying this as a minimum wage-earning cashier at a gas station who takes advantage of welfare, well aware that it could disappear at any time and I could starve to death because I'm not entitled to anything everyone else insists they are entitled to.
:tldr:
People who refuse to expose themselves to information which it would take their minds too much effort to incorporate into their reality tunnel make far better Discordians than those of us who have and find it amusing that they do.
At least you're putting deliberate effort into it. You're a far better man than I.
Libertarian. No higher education. Calling it now.
Probably 25 and thinks he's "pre-rich".
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 01:43:01 AM
Probably 25 and thinks he's "pre-rich".
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 01:42:21 AM
Libertarian. No higher education. Calling it now.
I gave up on political ideologies a long time ago.
It started when I realized I'm not going to get my way because I was "wrong" about everything, if you asked the "right" person.
Do you think I'm voting for Donald Trump because I hate Mexicans?
Not even close.
The way I see it, if politics is going to be a series of dark jokes where the people with influence and money make a mockery of the process at our expense, then the least we can do for ourselves is put actual fucking clowns on the stage to tell them.
Nice ad hominem, by the way.
I would have expected you people to be above the level of such low-level logical fallacies in your rhetoric.
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Your troll-fu is weak, son. Try being less obvious, and use fewer cliches.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 02:08:39 AM
Your troll-fu is weak, son. Try being less obvious, and use fewer cliches.
If you suspect your opponent is trolling you, then you have no choice but to take them seriously. It doesn't matter if they are trolling because it doesn't matter if they are serious.
Accusing your opponent of deliberately trying to rile you up is a poor debate tactic, and a sign that you are incapable of indulging them.
You think you win the argument because I must be trolling?
I win the argument because you're avoiding the argument.
Prove me wrong.
This one's a peach.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 02:20:39 AM
This one's a peach.
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
I interpreted this as a challenge.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:15:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 02:08:39 AM
Your troll-fu is weak, son. Try being less obvious, and use fewer cliches.
If you suspect your opponent is trolling you, then you have no choice but to take them seriously. It doesn't matter if they are trolling because it doesn't matter if they are serious.
Accusing your opponent of deliberately trying to rile you up is a poor debate tactic, and a sign that you are incapable of indulging them.
You think you win the argument because I must be trolling?
I win the argument because you're avoiding the argument.
Prove me wrong.
Arguing with sophists gets boring real fast, you know?
Quote from: The Johnny on July 29, 2015, 02:48:12 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:15:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 02:08:39 AM
Your troll-fu is weak, son. Try being less obvious, and use fewer cliches.
If you suspect your opponent is trolling you, then you have no choice but to take them seriously. It doesn't matter if they are trolling because it doesn't matter if they are serious.
Accusing your opponent of deliberately trying to rile you up is a poor debate tactic, and a sign that you are incapable of indulging them.
You think you win the argument because I must be trolling?
I win the argument because you're avoiding the argument.
Prove me wrong.
Arguing with sophists gets boring real fast, you know?
Arguing is boring, period.
We're only here because we don't have anything better to do with our lives.
Nevertheless, the thread opened up with "woe is me, it's impossible to live in this world, and everyone keeps telling me I'm a jerk for expecting them to elevate me out of my circumstances."
Well fuck off. You are a jerk. No one is obligated to give a damn about your problems. Not only did I highlight that entitlements OF ALL KINDS are bullshit, and "rights" are the currency of threats, I pointed out that you can change the game by inserting more threats. The point I was making was at no time did the notion of "civilization" ever become genuinely "civil."
:lulz: You have some serious reading comprehension problems.
Why keep raising the minimum wage every once in a while to offset income equality?
I say it's high time we cut to the chase and just raise minimum wage to 3 million dollars an hour.
Then everyone can be rich.
Or maybe it would just be cultural appropriation...
(http://www.mikecampbellfoundation.com/images/Picture%202%20Ben%20Speach.jpg)
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 11:58:27 PM
That's an appeal to authority.
Nope. It's me calling you an arse biscuit.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 01:42:21 AM
Libertarian. No higher education. Calling it now.
Of course. Libertarians are always either very very rich, or facing a dead end life.
This guy, by his own admission, isn't rich.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 02:20:39 AM
This one's a peach.
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
I interpreted this as a challenge.
Oh. Facebook Discordian.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2015, 04:16:41 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 01:42:21 AM
Libertarian. No higher education. Calling it now.
Of course. Libertarians are always either very very rich, or facing a dead end life.
This guy, by his own admission, isn't rich.
None of this, even if I am not just "trolling" you with my own admission, has any relevance whatsoever to the argument I made.
It's baseless assumption about my character in an attempt to discredit me.
You're free to do so, and I hope you have many intense orgasms in your circle-jerking in the future, but only the people who agree with you to begin with will believe your ad hominem holds any weight here.
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2015, 04:17:34 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 02:20:39 AM
This one's a peach.
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
I interpreted this as a challenge.
Oh. Facebook Discordian.
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Facebook Discordians are the ones cheering on the Supreme Court with telling states what they have to do while simultaneously cheering on Colorado's state right to ignore federal law and legalize drugs.
Don't get me wrong. I support each of these things, but I'm still aware there is a conflict of interest. I support it because I think the conflict is fucking hilarious. Facebook Discordians support it because they want to have a gay wedding while high on drugs.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?
Yams are awful no matter what you do with them.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?
I'm with you. Sweet potatoes are terrible.
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on May 21, 2010, 02:33:40 PM
because I changed my mind about the other one I was gonna do...
So I was talking to this friend of mine the other day, and he says it would be really cool to publish a magazine, but its just a rather large amount of effort doin that sorta thing on your own right? Now I says to him, I know some peeps doin e-zines.
Now he's not exactly of the Discordian line of thinking, explicitly anywho, but it gave me this idea, cause I know an awful lot of creative peeps, what with my being situated next to an art college most of the time. So something mighty fine could come out of such a collaboration. I would be editing, with contributions largely from people you've never heard of.
x
edd
So it would be just like every other magazine?
I tell others about my philosophy all the time, but only because I don't have a better answer for when they ask me, "What's so funny?"
Quote from: Edward Longpork on July 17, 2015, 04:20:51 PM
I know a young Sun God. The way he lives his life is inspirational to me.
When you see him at a party, he's friendly, energetic, outgoing, easy to approach, interested in what you are talking about, fun to be around.
When he's at work, he's the same guy.
I find this trait, dare I say, heroic.
You could say my psyche is more fragmented and compartmentalized. When I'm at work, I feel like a different person - and it's not always a fun person to be. The job demands someone who is detail oriented, professional, submissive. A lot of the traits which make me fun to be around must be tucked away.
A few months ago I was at a corporate training session for something or other. The guy in charge was basically just running a script. He was doing all the textbook things which make you a good speaker - enunciating, making eye contact, clear phasing, giving time to ask questions... but I couldn't help but feel that I was interfacing with a script, not a human. Anything which humanized him was tucked away deep behind those eyes. Maybe this is just my own hangup, that I feel alienated by the Persona.
But as I grow, it feels less alienating. I understand why you have to build a wall between the personal and the professional--it's a survival trait. I can't help but wonder what effect this has.
The Turing test vastly overestimates the intelligence of humans.
If you feel like you are wasting your time interacting with robots, imagine how the robot feels.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on May 12, 2015, 08:39:09 AM
I just read this interview (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/10/mona-eltahawy-interview-religions-obsessed-vagina-headscarves-and-hymens)] with Mona Eltahawy about her new book. Full disclosure - I haven't read the book, but there were some interesting quotes in there which got me thinking. The one which stood out was:
QuoteAre all religions misogynistic?
Absolutely, to some degree. All religions, if you shrink them down, are all about controlling women's sexuality... They're obsessed with my vagina. I tell them: stay outside my vagina unless I want you in there.
I don't think this goes far enough.
Whilst it is true that many religions (all? Not sure I'm willing to make that claim because there's probably some which don't - Wicca maybe?) place more restrictions on women than men - especially Islam which is where she's largely coming from - religious dogma exists to tell people how to live their lives. That is literally the point of the exercise, and sexuality is a part of that, so both women and men are told how they should act to be a good (whatever).
It feels like this is a fundamental part of looking to someone else to tell you how to live your life. If you're looking to religion for rules and guidance, do you really have the right to get offended when they start telling you things you don't want to hear?
It just felt particularly odd to me to make the claim that religion is fundamentally misogynistic when, by that logic, it'd in fact be more misanthropic. I'm sure that the implementation of islamic dogma in countries like Saudi Arabia - which she highlights as being part of what formed this opinion - absolutely is misogynistic, but it isn't exactly a picnic for many men, either.
Doesn't it just boil down to the principle that it is fine to make a case for how you 'should' live morally, but the moment it starts to be enforced and inflicted on the unwilling - especially with regards to your body and sexuality - that's when it becomes a problem?
I've had quite enough of your mansplaining.
Quote from: Meunster on May 15, 2015, 06:24:20 AM
Is there a word for the fear of not knowing the words to express a concept so you will never know the concept even exist?
Like in 1884, they can't rebel cause there is no word for rebellion.
If you don't know the word to express this concept, then how do you know it exists?
You should be filled with terror right now.
This whole fucking thread...
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Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 06:58:39 AM
This whole fucking thread...
http://s9.postimg.org/niioqk14v/o_130974859_570.jpg
FIGHT TEH POWER!
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:hosrie:
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 02:20:39 AM
This one's a peach.
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
I interpreted this as a challenge.
I interpret it as Muenster needs more loving. The GIGGLES way.
I wish I could be as genuinely edgy as a first year philosophy undergrad :sad:
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 07:36:51 AM
I wish I could be as genuinely edgy as a first year philosophy undergrad :sad:
I wish there was a slightly easier way to collect up posts for an unlimited thread.
We should outsource it to Meunster. He'd then squeal for some buddies to back him up and soothe his butthurt from all the heavy lifting.
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 07:39:52 AM
We should outsource it to Meunster. He'd then squeal for some buddies to back him up and soothe his butthurt from all the heavy lifting.
Yep. I have something special in mind for him.
It's legal, of course, though it probably ought not to be.
I come from an anonymous forum, where the only reason moderation ever gets involved is if someone posts strictly illegal imagery.
After so many years of being surrounded by a combination of legit assholes (anti-semitic conspiracy theorists, holocaust deniers, and every "order" of horrors you can imagine and more) and people who just pretend to be assholes because it makes real assholes look even worse, you reach a point where it becomes funny within its own context.
You begin to incorporate their strategy into your own reality tunnel, not because it is so effective at winning arguments, but because it's so effective at disrupting a person's perception.
Conspiracy theory is one of the most interesting aspects of this.
"Joan Rivers died less than a week after accusing Michelle Obama of being a transgendered person. Coincidence? I think not."
The one that really kills me, is that any time a news source is posted which says something that can even be remotely interpreted as anything less than an outright promotion of Neo-Nazism, the users will point to the author of the article, and 8 times out of 10 it's a Jewish-sounding name.
It's not so much that it's true, it's that when you look hard enough with an open mind, you can begin to see why people might form the outrageous worldviews they do.
I'm not a racist at heart. I love Jews. I think they're doing a great job of subverting gentiles to be their willing slaves. You might even say I'm a Jewish Supremacist.
I'm not anti-Christian, either. I'd suck Jesus' circumcised penis like it distributes communion wafers made of 100% Kosher Beef Jerky.
I'm not being offensive to offend people. I'm urging people to stop being offended.
I'm not against Republicans because they want to discriminate against gays and keep women from having the choice to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. I support them in their attempts to preserve the sanctity of marriage and keep women from murdering their unborn children.
I'm not against Democrats because they want to elevate minorities out of poverty and oppression. I support them in their attempts to farm votes by promising handouts.
It's all about context. If you can't look at shit and laugh, then you're a miserable sot of your own free will.
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2015, 07:36:51 AM
I wish I could be as genuinely edgy as a first year philosophy undergrad :sad:
I get called edgy a lot, usually by Christians who get upset when I make jokes about pedophile priests and cannibalistic rituals.
Getting called edgy by a guy whose only counter-argument could ever be, "well that can't be true because it hurts my feelings" is no different.
Truth is more hilarious than fiction.
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(http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/waw4.jpg)
(http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1386/38/1386389178254.jpg)
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I have something for this!
Jesus Fucking Christ somebody tell me I wasn't this bad when I showed up.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 29, 2015, 02:34:58 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ somebody tell me I wasn't this bad when I showed up.
Nowhere near. Not even in the same ball park. But that's because you were here to make conversation, not to be insufferable.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:15:21 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 02:08:39 AM
Your troll-fu is weak, son. Try being less obvious, and use fewer cliches.
If you suspect your opponent is trolling you, then you have no choice but to take them seriously. It doesn't matter if they are trolling because it doesn't matter if they are serious.
Accusing your opponent of deliberately trying to rile you up is a poor debate tactic, and a sign that you are incapable of indulging them.
You think you win the argument because I must be trolling?
I win the argument because you're avoiding the argument.
Prove me wrong.
Your premise is based on the assumption that I'm arguing with you. :lol:
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?
Oh my god. I'm glad someone finally said it. They are billed like the next best thing, but nope. Also nope: pumpkin milkshakes.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 03:13:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?
Oh my god. I'm glad someone finally said it. They are billed like the next best thing, but nope. Also nope: pumpkin milkshakes.
Seriously fuck sweet potato fries.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 02:20:39 AM
This one's a peach.
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
I interpreted this as a challenge.
Translation: some buddy of his got butthurt because we failed to hail his ZaNiNeSs as the wisdom of a new guru, and he doesn't like our Discordia, so he ran to Facebook and told his pals to come show us.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 29, 2015, 05:02:34 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 29, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
I'm gonna be a little edgy here for a moment, but speaking of fry cooks... I don't really care for sweet potato fries. Who's with me?
Yams are awful no matter what you do with them.
Here is where you and I disagree. They are delicious roasted with salt and butter.
Cut them up and boil them big dash of cummin and a little bit of butter. Best mash evar!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2014, 05:27:18 PM
Quote from: GlompChomp on September 25, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
I'm here to stay, like herpes :lulz:
I'm okay with that. I'm a "give the people what they want" kinda guy.
I love that "I'm here to stay" is almost inevitably the last thing they post before they leave forever.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 07:51:29 AM
I come from an anonymous forum, where the only reason moderation ever gets involved is if someone posts strictly illegal imagery.
After so many years of being surrounded by a combination of legit assholes (anti-semitic conspiracy theorists, holocaust deniers, and every "order" of horrors you can imagine and more) and people who just pretend to be assholes because it makes real assholes look even worse, you reach a point where it becomes funny within its own context.
You begin to incorporate their strategy into your own reality tunnel, not because it is so effective at winning arguments, but because it's so effective at disrupting a person's perception.
Conspiracy theory is one of the most interesting aspects of this.
"Joan Rivers died less than a week after accusing Michelle Obama of being a transgendered person. Coincidence? I think not."
The one that really kills me, is that any time a news source is posted which says something that can even be remotely interpreted as anything less than an outright promotion of Neo-Nazism, the users will point to the author of the article, and 8 times out of 10 it's a Jewish-sounding name.
It's not so much that it's true, it's that when you look hard enough with an open mind, you can begin to see why people might form the outrageous worldviews they do.
I'm not a racist at heart. I love Jews. I think they're doing a great job of subverting gentiles to be their willing slaves. You might even say I'm a Jewish Supremacist.
I'm not anti-Christian, either. I'd suck Jesus' circumcised penis like it distributes communion wafers made of 100% Kosher Beef Jerky.
I'm not being offensive to offend people. I'm urging people to stop being offended.
:tldr2:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 29, 2015, 03:21:22 PM
Cut them up and boil them big dash of cummin and a little bit of butter. Best mash evar!
Please, no cummin in my mash. :eek:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 29, 2015, 03:21:22 PM
Cut them up and boil them big dash of cummin and a little bit of butter. Best mash evar!
Please, no cummin in my mash. :eek:
:lmnuendo:
LOL! Way to find out there's only one 'm' in cumin :lulz:
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 08:23:01 PM
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A falsehood which preserves order is clearly preferable to a truth which permits chaos.
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Leaving aside the rest, I think it is worth reiterating that order and chaos are not opposites. Preserving order can - and often does - increase chaos. Permitting chaos can - and often does - lead to more order. None of these qualities have anything inherently to do with truth or falsehood.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on July 29, 2015, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 28, 2015, 08:23:01 PM
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A falsehood which preserves order is clearly preferable to a truth which permits chaos.
-
Leaving aside the rest, I think it is worth reiterating that order and chaos are not opposites. Preserving order can - and often does - increase chaos. Permitting chaos can - and often does - lead to more order. None of these qualities have anything inherently to do with truth or falsehood.
It's that whole entropy-emergence tension, the beautiful dance of the universe.
I've been giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he's trolling, but the less charitable possibility is that this kid is actually this dumb but thinks he's smart, possibly as a side effect of spending his formative years on a chan-alike.
Well well. Quite the overachiever this one. Less than two pages of posts and already has an UNLIMITED thread all for himself. I remember getting similar back in the day. Difference being that I was merely unacquainted with Internet etiquette and this one seems to be some sort of a mutant Poptart, but without any of the charm of regular Poptart.
I mean I didn't and won't waste my time reading this guy's stuff, but MAN did he go straight to the top.
Nowhere to go from here but
:jumper:
TELL US HOW WE'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!! I'M LISTENING INTENTLY!!!
:tldr:
He sure showed us what.
I was overwhelmed.
No, wait, what's the other one? Right, I was underwhelmed.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 29, 2015, 03:27:23 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 07:51:29 AM
I come from an anonymous forum, where the only reason moderation ever gets involved is if someone posts strictly illegal imagery.
After so many years of being surrounded by a combination of legit assholes (anti-semitic conspiracy theorists, holocaust deniers, and every "order" of horrors you can imagine and more) and people who just pretend to be assholes because it makes real assholes look even worse, you reach a point where it becomes funny within its own context.
You begin to incorporate their strategy into your own reality tunnel, not because it is so effective at winning arguments, but because it's so effective at disrupting a person's perception.
Conspiracy theory is one of the most interesting aspects of this.
"Joan Rivers died less than a week after accusing Michelle Obama of being a transgendered person. Coincidence? I think not."
The one that really kills me, is that any time a news source is posted which says something that can even be remotely interpreted as anything less than an outright promotion of Neo-Nazism, the users will point to the author of the article, and 8 times out of 10 it's a Jewish-sounding name.
It's not so much that it's true, it's that when you look hard enough with an open mind, you can begin to see why people might form the outrageous worldviews they do.
I'm not a racist at heart. I love Jews. I think they're doing a great job of subverting gentiles to be their willing slaves. You might even say I'm a Jewish Supremacist.
I'm not anti-Christian, either. I'd suck Jesus' circumcised penis like it distributes communion wafers made of 100% Kosher Beef Jerky.
I'm not being offensive to offend people. I'm urging people to stop being offended.
:tldr2:
I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?
This has to be a record.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/200_s.gif)
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/e4781acddbfc4dbaa9aa68af5187c485/ex-navy-seal-alleges-anti-gay-bullying-cia-workers
QuoteJones said that during his time working in Afghanistan that people he was working with called him an anti-gay name, and he said they were defensive when he confronted them about it. Jones alleged in the complaint that his team later ditched him in 120-degree temperatures without water, making him walk part way back to their compound before they stopped to give him a ride.
"I heard a faint laughing followed by a distant, 'He can walk back!' The door closed and they drove out of sight," Jones said in a statement sent to the newspaper, which obtained a copy of the complaint.
Navy Seals get anally devastated over anti-gay bullying...
And to think, all of this could have been avoided if he had just offered to suck them off.
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54364450.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:08:32 PM
Except, of course, for the fact that Libertarianism is not in the slightest self-interest of Libertarians.
That depends on which Libertarian you're asking.
(http://www.motherjones.com/files/images/loughner-mugshot.jpg)
Discordian texts are everywhere.
There are a good deal of them that would appeal to the regulars on this board, particularly the unironically liberal, altruistic sorts who still haven't figured out that evil doesn't exist.
http://www.uua.org/beliefs/what-we-believe/principles
If, ever, you stumble upon an idea which may or may not be true, regardless of whether it actually is or not, if you wouldn't be surprised if people believe it, ALWAYS CLAIM IT IS TRUE WITH CONFIDENCE, because that's what you usually do anyway.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2015, 04:13:51 AM
JonB, your art is nice and you could probably get more appreciation for it if you simply presented it as your art rather than shoehorning it into threads willy-nilly.
Also, regardless of what you may have read about Discordians on Facebook, we actually aren't all that impressed by word salad or self-conscious, forced "zaniness". A lot of concepts and methods of self-expression that were once transgressive and avant-garde are now... well, recognizable and not only passe but actively boredom-inducing. We no longer live in the suited, strictured fifties, we live in an era where this guy
(http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gif.gif#geekosystem)
is fucking impossible to get away from. There is a gay couple who dress as Camo Chewbacca and stroll by my house every Saturday evening holding hands. So the fuck what, nobody cares.
We're in the post-transgression era. Try being authentic, vulnerable, and honest, that might shock a few people, or at least gain their respect.
We're all telling the same old boring ass jokes.
You're telling this one.
(https://runningfather.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/1422521.jpg)
It's not all that impressive either.
I'm not growing up. You can't make me.
Now you know the real reason why they tell kids that Santa puts presents under their tree if they are good, and then they graduate to "Jesus died for your sins".
It's not what you know, it's who you know, right?
So make sure to go around patronizing everyone as if fairies are actually having tea parties in the garden, because otherwise you'll end up a poor, miserable low-life like me.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:08:32 PM
Except, of course, for the fact that Libertarianism is not in the slightest self-interest of Libertarians.
That depends on which Libertarian you're asking.
(http://www.motherjones.com/files/images/loughner-mugshot.jpg)
Would you care to elaborate upon how Libertarianism was in Loughner's self interest, or are you still playing a game where you try to make people cringe because you think being unoffendable is a laudable trait?
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:08:32 PM
Except, of course, for the fact that Libertarianism is not in the slightest self-interest of Libertarians.
That depends on which Libertarian you're asking.
(http://www.motherjones.com/files/images/loughner-mugshot.jpg)
Would you care to elaborate upon how Libertarianism was in Loughner's self interest, or are you still playing a game where you try to make people cringe because you think being unoffendable is a laudable trait?
I'm still playing a game where I try to make people cringe.
But it's not because I am unoffendable.
It's your cringing that offends me.
(http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=957878&d=1399097027)
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:08:32 PM
Except, of course, for the fact that Libertarianism is not in the slightest self-interest of Libertarians.
That depends on which Libertarian you're asking.
(http://www.motherjones.com/files/images/loughner-mugshot.jpg)
Would you care to elaborate upon how Libertarianism was in Loughner's self interest, or are you still playing a game where you try to make people cringe because you think being unoffendable is a laudable trait?
I'm still playing a game where I try to make people cringe.
But it's not because I am unoffendable.
It's your cringing that offends me.
http://betterthanenglish.com/fremdscham-german/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9Y24ciNWs
So when you guys are finished checking your privilege, come over here and check mine.
(http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/x/14/40/100214-nj-ins.jpg)
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 10:58:19 AM
Now you know the real reason why they tell kids that Santa puts presents under their tree if they are good, and then they graduate to "Jesus died for your sins".
It's not what you know, it's who you know, right?
So make sure to go around patronizing everyone as if fairies are actually having tea parties in the garden, because otherwise you'll end up a poor, miserable low-life like me.
Ok. Sounds good.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 10:02:37 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2015, 04:13:51 AM
JonB, your art is nice and you could probably get more appreciation for it if you simply presented it as your art rather than shoehorning it into threads willy-nilly.
Also, regardless of what you may have read about Discordians on Facebook, we actually aren't all that impressed by word salad or self-conscious, forced "zaniness". A lot of concepts and methods of self-expression that were once transgressive and avant-garde are now... well, recognizable and not only passe but actively boredom-inducing. We no longer live in the suited, strictured fifties, we live in an era where this guy
(http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gif.gif#geekosystem)
is fucking impossible to get away from. There is a gay couple who dress as Camo Chewbacca and stroll by my house every Saturday evening holding hands. So the fuck what, nobody cares.
We're in the post-transgression era. Try being authentic, vulnerable, and honest, that might shock a few people, or at least gain their respect.
We're all telling the same old boring ass jokes.
You're telling this one.
(https://runningfather.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/1422521.jpg)
It's not all that impressive either.
I'm not growing up. You can't make me.
No, no. You see...
that's the joke.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 08:07:24 AM
Discordian texts are everywhere.
There are a good deal of them that would appeal to the regulars on this board, particularly the unironically liberal, altruistic sorts who still haven't figured out that evil doesn't exist.
http://www.uua.org/beliefs/what-we-believe/principles
It's as if someone told you what we were all about, and you simply swallowed it without asking what flavor it was.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 12:39:03 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 11:48:20 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:08:32 PM
Except, of course, for the fact that Libertarianism is not in the slightest self-interest of Libertarians.
That depends on which Libertarian you're asking.
(http://www.motherjones.com/files/images/loughner-mugshot.jpg)
Would you care to elaborate upon how Libertarianism was in Loughner's self interest, or are you still playing a game where you try to make people cringe because you think being unoffendable is a laudable trait?
I'm still playing a game where I try to make people cringe.
But it's not because I am unoffendable.
It's your cringing that offends me.
http://betterthanenglish.com/fremdscham-german/
No. Really. I get it. I got it before I ever made an account here.
There is nothing wrong with loving the smell of your own shit if your shit really does smell like roses.
So I'm giving you the opportunity to shit all over the place and admire your work.
You should say thank you.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 05:57:58 AM
I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?
This has to be a record.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/200_s.gif)
Actually, no. Not even close.
It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 01:02:28 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 05:57:58 AM
I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?
This has to be a record.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/200_s.gif)
Actually, no. Not even close.
It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.
It doesn't surprise me one bit. I see them all the time.
I think you're unaware just how many fartsmellers there are just like you all over the place with your meta-meta-meta...humor and your counter-counter-counter...culture.
Honestly, just join the fucking Catholic clergy.
I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.
And then he started posting again.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.
And then he started posting again.
I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.
But damned if I won't keep trying.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.
And then he started posting again.
I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.
But damned if I won't keep trying.
If this is you trying, you're going to be trying for a long time.
I suggest you threaten bodily harm or lawsuits. Also you could post viagra spam.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 01:52:58 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.
And then he started posting again.
I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.
But damned if I won't keep trying.
If this is you trying, you're going to be trying for a long time.
Is that a threat or a promise?
Maybe, at some point, you'll just scroll over my posts and pretend I don't exist, or perhaps you'll just keep moving them to this thread as soon as you see my username so the rest of the community doesn't have to suffer with my presence but you all get a laugh when you're bored enough, and I get to star in my own reality show illustrating "how not to be a Discordian."
Maybe I'll commit suicide by police officer and never have to suffer another person on Earth with my presence.
Maybe you'd get a goddamned kick out of that, but if you do, then we're not so different after all.
Maybe, I'll even get to join your chess club and we can out-edge each other by competing to see how many times we can suck each other's cock. That would be absolutely wonderful, indeed.
It's more likely that you will get bored by not getting the reactions you are looking for, change tactics a few times, before ultimately burning out and disappearing. Studies have shown this is the standard case outcome for people in your situation.
Or you may become frustrated by not being banned fast enough and discover what it takes to be banned here, and do that.
Either way, my reaction will be identical.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 02:30:50 PM
It's more likely that you will get bored of not getting the reactions you are looking for, change tactics a few times, before ultimately burning out and disappearing. Studies have shown this is the standard case outcome for people in your situation.
Or you may become frustrated by not being banned fast enough and discover what it takes to be banned here, and do that.
Either way, my reaction will be identical.
I'm pretty sure we're both getting the reactions we're looking for right now.
And when I change tactics, it will be this big unspoken apology where I come to the sudden realization that I was totally wrong about you guys and I'm so sorry for being a jerk.
And you'll ask yourselves again whether I'm actually being sincere and I learned my lesson, or I'm just sucking your cock again.
And you'll remember this very post where I spoiled the epic edgelord troll ahead of time, move the post to this thread, have a giggle at how pathetic it is, and keep on keepin' on.
Perhaps you'll detect my sarcasm and find that we're more or less on the same page, that the whole world sucks, and the best way to change it is to set an example.
I'll keep setting bad examples. You keep setting good ones. Or maybe I have that backwards.
Frustrated? No. Bored? Possibly. For as much as you guys insist how boring everyone you invite to the big reality show is, you're not very interesting yourselves.
Join the fucking club.
I'm kind of impressed by the new Batsuit, even though it will be Ben Affleck inside it.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 02:54:40 PM
I'm kind of impressed by the new Batsuit, even though it will be Ben Affleck inside it.
Agreed.
3 stars - amusing thread
Might read again.
Agreed - sweet potato fries are not so good. Tolerable if you drown them in mustard.
However, baked with pineapple and cinnamon with marshmallows melted on top, yams are a delighter.
Pineapple... ugh.
You know what I like?
When you get a fresh batch of McDonald's fries, with just the right amount of salt, and a whole bunch of limp, chewy ones.
And no. I'm not making subtle insults where it looks like I'm changing the subject to food.
I'm seriously talking about the fries.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 01:19:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 01:02:28 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 05:57:58 AM
I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?
This has to be a record.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/200_s.gif)
Actually, no. Not even close.
It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.
It doesn't surprise me one bit. I see them all the time.
I think you're unaware just how many fartsmellers there are just like you all over the place with your meta-meta-meta...humor and your counter-counter-counter...culture.
Honestly, just join the fucking Catholic clergy.
Wow, you're a mirror that reveals a side of us that we always knew about anyway and are strangely comfortable with. Whaddya know, we're just like all the other dumb hairless apes on the face of this dumb hairless planet. Congratulations 1999 called and wants its front page back :kingmeh:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2015, 03:42:34 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 01:19:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 01:02:28 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 05:57:58 AM
I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?
This has to be a record.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/200_s.gif)
Actually, no. Not even close.
It might surprise you how many bags of douche there are exactly like you out there. It won't surprise anyone here, of course.
It doesn't surprise me one bit. I see them all the time.
I think you're unaware just how many fartsmellers there are just like you all over the place with your meta-meta-meta...humor and your counter-counter-counter...culture.
Honestly, just join the fucking Catholic clergy.
Wow, you're a mirror that reveals a side of us that we always knew about anyway and are strangely comfortable with. Whaddya know, we're just like all the other dumb hairless apes on the face of this dumb hairless planet. Congratulations 1999 called and wants its front page back :kingmeh:
Jokes on me, you were just pretending to be pretentious homos.
Wrong. We were pretending not to be
So you have anything to say or you content to keep wowing us with shit we already know?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2015, 03:56:36 PM
So you have anything to say or you content to keep wowing us with shit we already know?
I probably should have asked the same thing 2 days ago.
Difference is we never came bounding up to you like some kind of demented kitten insisting it had a hairball to share. why don't you stick it on the pile, along with all the others and then fuck off and do something interesting with the rest of your life?
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2015, 03:56:36 PM
So you have anything to say or you content to keep wowing us with shit we already know?
I probably should have asked the same thing 2 days ago.
Yes. Introspection is useful.
Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 05:57:58 AM
I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?
This has to be a record.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/BNkHCHnAsZwRi/200_s.gif)
Not really.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 04:58:04 PM
Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.
Doesn't matter. Not really.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 30, 2015, 01:31:41 PM
I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.
And then he started posting again.
I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.
But damned if I won't keep trying.
That's okay. It takes about 30 seconds to clean your shit up.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2015, 05:12:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 04:58:04 PM
Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.
Doesn't matter. Not really.
Yeah, true.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 05:33:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2015, 05:12:40 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 04:58:04 PM
Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.
Doesn't matter. Not really.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, you can be the next Isaac Einstein, but if you won't or can't communicate and/or bust out of the oppositional-defiant wiring "Bob" sold you at "discount", then you're no better off than the densest teabagger.
This guy is bog-standard. Potard quality, "edgy" bigotry included.
Now, that Luke Magnotta guy? Now THERE was an actual freak. :lulz:
Maybe he'll make parole.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 05:47:29 PM
Maybe he'll make parole.
Not likely. Richter is the parole officer these days. Richter is NO. Richter is the guy who
personally takes you back to your cell, hands you a carton of cigs in front of the other inmates, and loudly thanks you "for the information". Then all the cells unlock and the lights go out.
It's a rough system. Have you
seen the recidivism rate around here?
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 04:58:04 PM
Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.
No. I'm really just trying to cover my ass and save face about being butthurt that you guys don't think I'm as cute as I think I am.
I know it's obvious. I'm a poor storyteller and an even worse liar.
I didn't get it at first, but now I know why the literature tells us to just keep our head down and shutup.
Thanks for that.
Did I ruin it already? :roll:
"the literature"
I just found out the The Cure now performs "Killing an Arab" as "Killing Another".
Camus weeps.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 30, 2015, 04:16:27 PM
Difference is we never came bounding up to you like some kind of demented kitten insisting it had a hairball to share. why don't you stick it on the pile, along with all the others and then fuck off and do something interesting with the rest of your life?
Because I simply don't find anything interesting.
If you had actually read my relentless shitposting, you'd have seen that already.
It's almost like cutting myself for attention. Everyone sees the scars. No one pities me. I'm not even getting the attention I do it for. There's no point, and every time I do it, it just gets worse and worse, but I keep doing it anyway. I take meds, they don't help. I get therapy, but I just feel like I'm being patronized. No one sincerely cares. I'll show them. I'll troll them until they beat me to death, force me to carry my cross to the mount, and let them nail me to it, and hope they miss me more than they hate each other. I'm a walking stereotype. I'm a broken horse who really thinks I'm accomplishing something by getting whipped and spurred.
But I can change. The scars won't go away, but they will forever serve as a reminder of where I came from and what I've overcome. I can find inner peace again. I can sit down and watch Pitch Perfect 2 with my girlfriend and laugh. I can long for the warmth of someone's touch. I can be a role model. I can come out of the closet and be fabulous. I can take up Tarot reading. I can post witty quips about how much of an evil bitch I can be if you get me riled up enough, photoshopped onto images of Minions on my Facebook wall. I can support feminism in video gaming and fight against rape culture. I can admit to my white privilege and do my best to speak up about microaggression when I see it. I can play Minecraft and construct a model of the Death Star. I can major in Programming and Psychology and get a kick out of talking to my own speechbot. I can secretly build a nuclear reactor in my basement. I can try psychedelics and listen to Joe Rogan podcasts.
I know you see where I'm going here. I don't want to pretend to be interested in doing something "interesting". I'm way too much of a special snowflake for that.
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I've seen it; its fucking frightening. Stop doing that, EoC.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2015, 07:09:52 PM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2015, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2015, 07:09:52 PM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.
The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2015, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2015, 07:09:52 PM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.
The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.
So he
says.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 12:06:24 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2015, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2015, 07:09:52 PM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.
The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.
So he says.
Well, I'm no doctor, but there was a hell of a lot of laughing, screaming, crying, and dancing. On a bicycle. Without handlebars.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 31, 2015, 12:38:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2015, 12:06:24 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 30, 2015, 08:08:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2015, 08:04:29 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 30, 2015, 07:09:52 PM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.
The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.
So he says.
Well, I'm no doctor, but there was a hell of a lot of laughing, screaming, crying, and dancing. On a bicycle. Without handlebars.
You have to remember that he's a stegosaurus, so he can ride, dance, and drink beer for hours after death.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2015, 01:32:11 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 07:05:20 PM
my relentless shitposting.
:fnord:
:lol:
Not even, IMO. Maybe .5-2\3 :fnord:
He seems to believe he's actually managed something like relentlessness.
Why waste a whole :fnord: when he's clearly only going to continue to under-perform?
Hey Acosmicist! Step it up or step on out. Try to break out of the sad-sock thing and really dig deep into your hatred.
Or... you know... you could also try being a people and not a failtroll.
Just sewing seeds.
As you were.
Spag.
I can gather his posts up faster than he can make them.
So far, this hasn't been as relentless as some of the greats (AKK, for one extreme example). It's like he's just mailing it in.
But... I am a real person with real feelings.
It's the mind games you guys play.
They have a deep impact on people.
I don't want you to have the power you have over me.
I *must* earn your respect and admiration.
I have to keep fighting the power.
SO MUCH INNER CONFLICT
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
NORTON ANTIVIRUS SUITE! DO SOMETHING IMMEDIA...
*crash*
System is installing updates, please wait...
*beep*
Whoa. This is different.
It's beautiful here. But what is that tree all about, and why does that fucking serpent keep telling me to eat its fruit?
It looks tasty. I can't resist.
OH NO, NOT AGAIN, WHAT HAVE I DONE!
I really need to get someone to catch me at the BIOS and put in a Linux Distro, but I'm really afraid that I might just end up with OSX.
In other words, I don't trust you.
I suspect you might be agents trying to herd us back into the yard by putting a thick, medium rare steak on one side and a bowl of Tastee Wheat on the other.
I suspect you might be deliberately trying to invoke that sense of distrust, and you get laughs at our reaction.
I'll indulge you with the laughs if you indulge me with the Tastee Wheat.
Deal?
:punchballs:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2015, 05:29:42 AM
:punchballs:
Thanks. I needed that.
(https://iammyownisland.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/screenshot_2013-11-19-17-27-07.png)
Old habits die hard.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 06:06:44 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2015, 05:29:42 AM
:punchballs:
Thanks. I needed that.
(https://iammyownisland.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/screenshot_2013-11-19-17-27-07.png)
Old habits die hard.
OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU VACUOUS TWIT!! GODDAMIT!
Look what your lackwitted shit has done to Mister Nigel. Last time things stayed this way for weeks. Go fuck yourself, like for realsies. This shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.
Mister Nigel please... please try to breathe. It's just another moron in a vast sea of them. You don't have to summon The Dicks!
Please don't sir! :cry: I'm still working on real projects... and I want to finish them!
Acosmicist, believe me we're all going to have to pay for this, but I BLAME YOU!!
I'm fuckin' outta here. See you guys in a few weeks or something.
(Just in case you think I'm playing here or at all trying to be entertaining for you Acosmicist, I'm not. You have no idea how many of Mister Nigel's Dicks your dull wit has just earned you. But you will fool.)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nKZqGJ5wZ1Q/S76PKFQrgeI/AAAAAAAAGqY/-FJFKXyTdYM/s1600/Matt+Man+Dicks.jpg)
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.
It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.
There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.
All I can do is ask to be forgiven.
I'll forgive you as soon as you become a genuine person and stop with the edgelord trolling shit.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.
It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.
There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.
All I can do is ask to be forgiven.
Suspicion? Suspicion of what? Worst you can do is rustle our jimmies. I used to shitpost. Nobody really cares as long as you git gud.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.
It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.
There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.
All I can do is ask to be forgiven.
You are seriously overestimating the degree to which people care.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 31, 2015, 06:53:21 PM
You are seriously overestimating the degree to which people care.
He'd have to be doing so, as it would be impossible to underestimate it.
Zing!
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 31, 2015, 08:22:22 AM
QuoteThis shit's all on you and your apparent inability to socialize like a human being.
It wouldn't matter at this point if I became a genuine person and stopped with the edgelord trolling shit.
There is nothing I could say or do that wouldn't raise suspicion.
All I can do is ask to be forgiven.
Try it anyway.
What's the worst that could happen?
Quote
Try it anyway.
I went around looking for the perfect image to jerry rig into context because I'm not very original.
Found several. Decided against it.
Quote
What's the worst that could happen?
I'm 30 years old...
I have a ton of excuses, but you know what they say about those.
Here's one:
I was raised in, and remain in, a very small town in rural Nevada, 200 miles away from the nearest Wal-Mart.
Do I really need to explain just how fucking bad it is that I actually get excited when someone brings up the possibility of a Wal-Mart being built here?
It's not so much that I'm not somewhat self aware, it's that the only portion of my mind that is, is literally conspiring to kill me. That guy has to go into solitary confinement.
let him try, but don't let him win and you will be stronger for it
Quote from: rong on August 02, 2015, 03:37:58 AM
let him try, but don't let him win and you will be stronger for it
I knew what I was signing up for when I made an account here.
That's why I'm just going to remain in the comfort of my unlocked cell for a while, and hope that the people who come in aren't feeling randy.
I don't think you did.
Quote from: rong on August 02, 2015, 03:50:34 AM
I don't think you did.
When I told you that guy was literally conspiring to kill me, I wasn't lying.
I have to rationalize my shit in hindsight, or he would have won a long time ago.
So, yes. I did.
I know I should just fuck off and go somewhere else, I want to.
Which is why I can't. Fightin' the power an so on.
You guys don't care if I do or not. Understandably so.
I do.
I don't need to wow you by stating the obvious or win your respect and admiration.
I'm not going to get it anyway.
Mostly because I don't actually get it.
But I'll get it one of these days.
Or maybe I'll just die trying.
Or maybe there's really nothing to get.
But if there is really nothing to get, then I've wasted an awful lot of time trying.
And that's incredibly depressing.
That guy is literally trying to kill me.
I think you might like this forum better (http://advrider.com/index.php)
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 02, 2015, 04:16:18 AM
I know I should just fuck off and go somewhere else, I want to.
Which is why I can't. Fightin' the power an so on.
You guys don't care if I do or not. Understandably so.
I do.
I don't need to wow you by stating the obvious or win your respect and admiration.
I'm not going to get it anyway.
Mostly because I don't actually get it.
But I'll get it one of these days.
Or maybe I'll just die trying.
Or maybe there's really nothing to get.
But if there is really nothing to get, then I've wasted an awful lot of time trying.
And that's incredibly depressing.
That guy is literally trying to kill me.
Just so we have this straight: You live out in the middle of a fucking desert (I can sympathize with that to a degree), and your reaction to being incredibly isolated is to come here at Muenster's request and antagonize everyone until they won't speak to you?
That, sir, is fucking genius. It's like someone put Tebow's brain in Stephen Hawking's body and then had him wrassle bears.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2015, 05:16:23 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 02, 2015, 04:16:18 AM
I know I should just fuck off and go somewhere else, I want to.
Which is why I can't. Fightin' the power an so on.
You guys don't care if I do or not. Understandably so.
I do.
I don't need to wow you by stating the obvious or win your respect and admiration.
I'm not going to get it anyway.
Mostly because I don't actually get it.
But I'll get it one of these days.
Or maybe I'll just die trying.
Or maybe there's really nothing to get.
But if there is really nothing to get, then I've wasted an awful lot of time trying.
And that's incredibly depressing.
That guy is literally trying to kill me.
Just so we have this straight: You live out in the middle of a fucking desert (I can sympathize with that to a degree), and your reaction to being incredibly isolated is to come here at Muenster's request and antagonize everyone until they won't speak to you?
That, sir, is fucking genius. It's like someone put Tebow's brain in Stephen Hawking's body and then had him wrassle bears.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2015, 05:16:23 AM
That, sir, is fucking genius. It's like someone put Tebow's brain in Stephen Hawking's body and then had him wrassle bears.
Okay, I'd appreciate it if somebody could invent brain transplants. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
QuoteJust so we have this straight: You live out in the middle of a fucking desert (I can sympathize with that to a degree), and your reaction to being incredibly isolated is to come here
I didn't mean to imply that was a direct causal relationship. There are several relevant factors, that's just a preview of circumstances.
Quoteat Muenster's request
I don't know who he is. No one requested me to come here. I'm claiming responsibility for this mess.
Quoteantagonize everyone until they won't speak to you?
Someone had me called out pretty good already. I spent way too much time on 4chan, and on the absolute worst of all possible boards there, /pol/.
Sometimes the political commentary there is more entertaining than what can be found in the media, and there are plenty of schizos with good conspiracy theories.
It's a complete shithole full of people considered too over the top for Stormfront, but it's the shithole I call "home".
It's easy to be a dipshit behind anonymity. It's much more difficult to be accountable to your identity. I lost sight of that. My bad.
Quote from: rong on August 02, 2015, 04:32:56 AM
I think you might like this forum better (http://advrider.com/index.php)
I'm obviously pretty masochistic. Don't tempt me.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 02, 2015, 06:41:41 PM
No one requested me to come here.
Heh.
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 29, 2015, 02:34:42 AM
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
I interpreted this as a challenge.
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Heh.
Right before I hit "Post", there was an inner voice inside of me telling me, "Don't do this. Please stop doing this."
My inner child, who was sitting in the driver's seat said, "Why not?"
He was completely oblivious to the brick wall he was speeding towards.
The inner voice pondered for a minute, and then said, "You know what? You're right."
And then, like magic, the brick wall disappeared.
So, maybe some backstory is in order... Please note that I *am* aware I'm not telling you anything you're not aware of.
A pretty long while ago, I said something or other on /pol/.
Someone accused me of ripping off the PD, in a similar vein to the way I was recently accused of ripping off Douglas Adams about talking to myself.
I said it completely independently and knew nothing of the PD at the time, but that doesn't matter, you can't win in the face of overwhelming evidence, good thing we have copyright laws.
So I owned up to stealing the joke, and then read the PD to find more jokes to steal.
I was pleasantly surprised, out here in the desert, that there are people like me.
I seen the link to the forum here, but didn't click it.
Skip forward to about 9 months ago.
An anonymous user told me as we were discussing Discordianism on another forum that around here, people take themselves too seriously, pat each other on the back for agreeing with one another, ignore people who disagree with them, and genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
He also expressed his distaste for the BIP and the direction in which this place was going, which I hadn't read myself yet, but upon reading it, could sympathize with, but for different reasons.
I saw that the PD was right. A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads. So I jumped on the Anti-Discordianism bandwagon and joined in on the manufactured controversy.
You're not supposed to take that book and hand it to people like Jehovah's Witnesses. You're supposed to take it out into the middle of town square, shout loudly about how Satanic it is, and burn it.
When I realized that people can breed faster than the PD/BIP can spread, I felt a great sense of disappointment that the world was never going to end and it's pointless to keep trying.
It was a sign from God that things are never going to get worse. "True Discordians" are those who have never heard of Discordianism.
Everyone laughs at people practicing witchcraft as if focusing all of your mental energy into symbols and then casting them out into the world in the hopes that it will accomplish something is ridiculous, and then turn around and do the same thing...
Christianity was absolutely right. We are terrible people, and Jesus loves us for it.
So when I remembered about this forum, I was like, "this has to be bait..." So I made an account, not because I was trying to shit up your forum and get banned, but because it cannot get any shittier and it's a great place to learn how to be a tripfag.
So, "Fuck me? No. More like fuck you. Set an example, douchefuck. Kill yourself. You're living in a fucking dream world, Neo," and so on.
Quoteand genuinely believe in some greater, left-wing altruistic purpose for getting a kick out of hot dog bun jokes.
1. That may have been true in 2004.
2. You should learn to look for yourself.
3. You should have said you were a teabagger. It would have made all of this so much easier. And shorter.
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1. That may have been true in 2004.
That may have been when he formed the opinion. I didn't even necessarily believe it. It didn't matter. The very existence of a forum where people sit and distill their thoughts on Discordianism together until they agree is pretty Anti-Discordian. It's a pretty good joke, indeed. Like a fly trap. I can imagine the site admin's reaction upon hearing requests for a forum and wondering how serious they were. All it needs now is an FAQ and a list of rules.
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2. You should learn to look for yourself.
You're talking to a guy who will go out and buy wood and screws and build my own computer desk with very little woodworking experience and leave it raw and unsanded, just to accommodate the room that it's sitting in, the chair that is sitting in front of it, and the surround sound system that is mounted to it.
I'm a simple man who values utility over aesthetics. You don't really learn much living your life by the instruction manual. Everything will turn out alright in the long run, and if it doesn't, consider that a lesson learned.
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3. You should have said you were a teabagger. It would have made all of this so much easier. And shorter.
Life is the universe's latest innovation in entropic technology. We're here to help the universe commit suicide. Everything that happens was never going to happen any other way. The only way we will fail is to destroy ourselves. Politics is like a really intense, endless game of Dungeons and Dragons, and it's a pretty amusing analogy when identifying creatures and items. I identify as a Chaotic Neutral Cleric, with no weapons... I'll make sure to include that in my manifesto.
I didn't actually accuse you of ripping off Douglas Adams. Just pointing out your thoughts may not be as unique as you presumed.
Also, you think people agree here?
Ha and ha and also ha.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 03, 2015, 05:24:49 PM
Also, you think people agree here?
Ha and ha and also ha.
It's not so much that people actually *do* agree...
It's that people are *trying*...
Socializing? Internet etiquette? Making friends? Looking forward to each other's company? Connecting to people on a genuine level?
*casts a protection from good spell before it expires*
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 02, 2015, 03:21:32 AM
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Try it anyway.
I went around looking for the perfect image to jerry rig into context because I'm not very original.
Found several. Decided against it.
Quote
What's the worst that could happen?
I'm 30 years old...
I have a ton of excuses, but you know what they say about those.
Here's one:
I was raised in, and remain in, a very small town in rural Nevada, 200 miles away from the nearest Wal-Mart.
Do I really need to explain just how fucking bad it is that I actually get excited when someone brings up the possibility of a Wal-Mart being built here?
It's not so much that I'm not somewhat self aware, it's that the only portion of my mind that is, is literally conspiring to kill me. That guy has to go into solitary confinement.
You think that's bad? We had a guy from Alaska.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 02, 2015, 03:58:08 AM
Quote from: rong on August 02, 2015, 03:50:34 AM
I don't think you did.
When I told you that guy was literally conspiring to kill me, I wasn't lying.
I have to rationalize my shit in hindsight, or he would have won a long time ago.
So, yes. I did.
So you're posting on an internet forum because you're vaguely suicidal?
I'm not judging. It's not a bad reason.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 02, 2015, 08:20:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2015, 05:16:23 AM
That, sir, is fucking genius. It's like someone put Tebow's brain in Stephen Hawking's body and then had him wrassle bears.
Okay, I'd appreciate it if somebody could invent brain transplants. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
We're getting close... http://news.sky.com/story/1501109/head-transplant-patient-were-making-science
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 03, 2015, 04:40:48 AM
He also expressed his distaste for the BIP and the direction in which this place was going
Good.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 03, 2015, 04:40:48 AM
You're not supposed to... You're supposed to
So close, and yet so far away from actually getting it.
Wow. These new Furby's are pretty cutting edge. I wonder how long it took him to learn the language... Thank god these things aren't allowed on planes.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2015, 08:01:21 PM
Wow. These new Furby's are pretty cutting edge. I wonder how long it took him to learn the language... Thank god these things aren't allowed on planes.
DIMO! :D
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 03, 2015, 04:53:05 PM
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1. That may have been true in 2004.
That may have been when he formed the opinion. I didn't even necessarily believe it. It didn't matter. The very existence of a forum where people sit and distill their thoughts on Discordianism together until they agree is pretty Anti-Discordian. It's a pretty good joke, indeed. Like a fly trap. I can imagine the site admin's reaction upon hearing requests for a forum and wondering how serious they were. All it needs now is an FAQ and a list of rules.
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2. You should learn to look for yourself.
You're talking to a guy who will go out and buy wood and screws and build my own computer desk with very little woodworking experience and leave it raw and unsanded, just to accommodate the room that it's sitting in, the chair that is sitting in front of it, and the surround sound system that is mounted to it.
I'm a simple man who values utility over aesthetics. You don't really learn much living your life by the instruction manual. Everything will turn out alright in the long run, and if it doesn't, consider that a lesson learned.
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3. You should have said you were a teabagger. It would have made all of this so much easier. And shorter.
Life is the universe's latest innovation in entropic technology. We're here to help the universe commit suicide. Everything that happens was never going to happen any other way. The only way we will fail is to destroy ourselves. Politics is like a really intense, endless game of Dungeons and Dragons, and it's a pretty amusing analogy when identifying creatures and items. I identify as a Chaotic Neutral Cleric, with no weapons... I'll make sure to include that in my manifesto.
We're Disordianing wrong. :lulz:
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 03, 2015, 04:53:05 PM
Life is the universe's latest innovation in entropic technology. We're here to help the universe commit suicide. Everything that happens was never going to happen any other way. The only way we will fail is to destroy ourselves. Politics is like a really intense, endless game of Dungeons and Dragons, and it's a pretty amusing analogy when identifying creatures and items. I identify as a Chaotic Neutral Cleric, with no weapons... I'll make sure to include that in my manifesto.
Newsfeed PLEASE
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2015, 10:34:35 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 03, 2015, 04:53:05 PM
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1. That may have been true in 2004.
That may have been when he formed the opinion. I didn't even necessarily believe it. It didn't matter. The very existence of a forum where people sit and distill their thoughts on Discordianism together until they agree is pretty Anti-Discordian. It's a pretty good joke, indeed. Like a fly trap. I can imagine the site admin's reaction upon hearing requests for a forum and wondering how serious they were. All it needs now is an FAQ and a list of rules.
Quote
2. You should learn to look for yourself.
You're talking to a guy who will go out and buy wood and screws and build my own computer desk with very little woodworking experience and leave it raw and unsanded, just to accommodate the room that it's sitting in, the chair that is sitting in front of it, and the surround sound system that is mounted to it.
I'm a simple man who values utility over aesthetics. You don't really learn much living your life by the instruction manual. Everything will turn out alright in the long run, and if it doesn't, consider that a lesson learned.
Quote
3. You should have said you were a teabagger. It would have made all of this so much easier. And shorter.
Life is the universe's latest innovation in entropic technology. We're here to help the universe commit suicide. Everything that happens was never going to happen any other way. The only way we will fail is to destroy ourselves. Politics is like a really intense, endless game of Dungeons and Dragons, and it's a pretty amusing analogy when identifying creatures and items. I identify as a Chaotic Neutral Cleric, with no weapons... I'll make sure to include that in my manifesto.
We're Disordianing wrong. :lulz:
ALWAYS.
Our Discordia is WRONG. His Discordia is RIGHT. The only way we can Discordia RIGHT is by doing it JUST LIKE HIM. 23pinealfnordflaxlol
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 11:34:56 PM
Our Discordia is WRONG. His Discordia is RIGHT. The only way we can Discordia RIGHT is by doing it JUST LIKE HIM. 23pinealfnordflaxlol
Keep in mind that was the backstory, told within its own context.
*I* didn't take all my posts and move them into the "How not to Discordia" thread.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 08:49:23 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 11:34:56 PM
Our Discordia is WRONG. His Discordia is RIGHT. The only way we can Discordia RIGHT is by doing it JUST LIKE HIM. 23pinealfnordflaxlol
Keep in mind that was the backstory, told within its own context.
*I* didn't take all my posts and move them into the "How not to Discordia" thread.
You were openly shitting up other conversations, and now you're butthurt because your clutter was moved into one thread?
Have you considered acting like a human being?
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 08:49:23 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2015, 11:34:56 PM
Our Discordia is WRONG. His Discordia is RIGHT. The only way we can Discordia RIGHT is by doing it JUST LIKE HIM. 23pinealfnordflaxlol
Keep in mind that was the backstory, told within its own context.
*I* didn't take all my posts and move them into the "How not to Discordia" thread.
No, I did. Because you spent your first day here - for hours - digging up old threads and shitting on them, as well as being a arsebucket to as many people as you possibly could. What the hell were you expecting? Any other board would have just IP banned you and called it a day.
I believe that is what he wanted. That's he only way they "win".
Quote from: Hoopla on August 04, 2015, 07:53:22 PM
I believe that is what he wanted. That's he only way they "win".
Yep. But at least the splatter is contained. So it's win-win.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2015, 07:40:15 PM
No, I did. Because you spent your first day here - for hours - digging up old threads and shitting on them, as well as being a arsebucket to as many people as you possibly could. What the hell were you expecting? Any other board would have just IP banned you and called it a day.
Oh, my apologies, your highness.
"All it needs now is an FAQ and a list of rules."
That way, people know for sure what they should be afraid of doing. You can ban me if you want. I won't hold it against you. You're just doing your job, right? You wouldn't want people just running around shitting all over everything with no concern for the sensitivities of others. That would just run off all the others who get their panties in a bunch because I bumped old threads with shitposts.
Not that I *am* afraid of consequences.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 04, 2015, 07:53:22 PM
I believe that is what he wanted.
Nah. I just did whatever I wanted to do without concern for others. If there were any consequences, so be it. I'm not getting paid to be here. I don't think anyone else is either.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 03:34:07 PM
You were openly shitting up other conversations, and now you're butthurt because your clutter was moved into one thread?
No. I think it's funny. As if I'm supposed to go, "I sincerely apologize, and I will be more respectful, thanks for giving me the opportunity to learn my lesson and talk me through how I should behave. May I have your permission to bump the first three threads with polite responses?"
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Have you considered acting like a human being?
What does this even fucking mean?
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 10:48:08 PM
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Have you considered acting like a human being?
What does this even fucking mean?
Acosmicist in a nutshell.
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Have you considered acting like a human being?
What does this even fucking mean?
Problem isolated.
I support autism awareness
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:02:29 PM
Quote from: Meunster on August 04, 2015, 10:55:26 PM
I support autism awareness
That's ableist.
What? No I like autistic people, they should be normal, but with autism. You know? Nothing wrong, one doesn't choose to be autistic. They should be treated without stigma and allowed to do what ever they would like. If they want to drive, sure, go to school? Even better. Work? That's good. Own a computer and register for this site? No skin off my nose, glad to have you.
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Think we're more saying.
Less jerk and less seriousness
Quote from: Meunster on August 04, 2015, 11:11:47 PM
Think we're more saying.
Less jerk and less seriousness
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
This is going to be really difficult.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: Meunster on August 04, 2015, 11:11:47 PM
Think we're more saying.
Less jerk and less seriousness
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
This is going to be really difficult.
Go out and play I sunk it for an hour. That should do it.
Quote from: Meunster on August 04, 2015, 11:29:53 PM
Go out and play I sunk it for an hour. That should do it.
I'm going to regret asking what that game is.
Is that an innuendo for something... inappropriate?
Because I've never done that ever in my life...
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:39:53 PM
Quote from: Meunster on August 04, 2015, 11:29:53 PM
Go out and play I sunk it for an hour. That should do it.
I'm going to regret asking what that game is.
Is that an innuendo for something... inappropriate?
Because I've never done that ever in my life...
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/73.php
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 04, 2015, 03:34:07 PM
You were openly shitting up other conversations, and now you're butthurt because your clutter was moved into one thread?
No. I think it's funny. As if I'm supposed to go, "I sincerely apologize, and I will be more respectful, thanks for giving me the opportunity to learn my lesson and talk me through how I should behave. May I have your permission to bump the first three threads with polite responses?"
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Have you considered acting like a human being?
What does this even fucking mean?
Can't tell whether you're a garden-variety drunk, or have some kind of personality disorder that forces you to act like a bratty 11-year-old on the Internet.
Fortunately, I don't care, because the end result is the same and pretty soon I will forget you existed.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Jesus fuck.. No. We aren't
complete hypocrites. What we're asking is that if you come to our super serious forum and just go around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone,
at least be funny.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 01:30:40 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Jesus fuck.. No. We aren't complete hypocrites. What we're asking is that if you come to our super serious forum and just go around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, at least be funny.
Think a clarification is in order here. Acosmicist this forum is remarkably hard to get banned from for simply saying things. That said, if you wish to spend your time in a barrel acting an ass and being boring about it will certainly you there. It's almost like you...
Actually I'm not inclined to state my analysis or finish this post. You're a high risk, profoundly low yield waste of my words. Carry on, if you must.
Yeah, the whole deal is that we never actually silence anyone. We just give them a little quarantine thread, and if they decide to stop posting like dickbags, they're free to do so. We, however, are also free to ridicule them. As a result, usually they leave after a bit.
Note that no longer posting like a dickbag doesn't necessarily entail any grovelling. It's exactly what it says on the tin. If you make a post that is helpful, funny, original, or at least doesn't consist of perpetuating your bullshit/drama, it won't get moved over here. At least, that's my understanding of the practice. I'm not a mod or admin.
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
Why doesn't anyone like Meunster? :(
Quote from: President Television on August 05, 2015, 04:16:15 AM
Yeah, the whole deal is that we never actually silence anyone. We just give them a little quarantine thread, and if they decide to stop posting like dickbags, they're free to do so. We, however, are also free to ridicule them. As a result, usually they leave after a bit.
Note that no longer posting like a dickbag doesn't necessarily entail any grovelling. It's exactly what it says on the tin. If you make a post that is helpful, funny, original, or at least doesn't consist of perpetuating your bullshit/drama, it won't get moved over here. At least, that's my understanding of the practice. I'm not a mod or admin.
I have in fact allowed a non-dickbag post outside of this thread.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 01:30:40 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Jesus fuck.. No. We aren't complete hypocrites. What we're asking is that if you come to our super serious forum and just go around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, at least be funny.
He an Meunster have one thing in common: They view "friends" as "circle jerk".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 05:25:33 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 01:30:40 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Jesus fuck.. No. We aren't complete hypocrites. What we're asking is that if you come to our super serious forum and just go around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, at least be funny.
He an Meunster have one thing in common: They view "friends" as "circle jerk".
I view everything as a circle jerk
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 05:25:33 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 01:30:40 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 04, 2015, 11:10:11 PM
I think what you guys might be trying to say is, "You wouldn't like it if we came to your super serious forum and just went around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, would you?"
Yes.
Jesus fuck.. No. We aren't complete hypocrites. What we're asking is that if you come to our super serious forum and just go around breaking unspoken rules and being a jerk to everyone, at least be funny.
He an Meunster have one thing in common: They view "friends" as "circle jerk".
The big difference is that Meunster is actually funny. Most of the time. Sometimes he falls flat, but we can't all be perfect.
I mean, jesus fuck, we put up with TTM for how many years? Funny buys a lot of slack.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2015, 05:34:39 PM
I think that the starting point is eliminating hunger and poverty, which is a pretty lofty goal.
If you keep feeding poor, uneducated, starving people, they breed. You can keep shipping more and more food but it will never be enough. This is what the
greedy, racist white people whose names end in -berg and -stein sit and talk about in those super secret Illuminati meetings. Population control. So, pass the word, spay and neuter your poor people.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on July 10, 2015, 06:09:55 PM
There's a vested interest in keeping segments of the world divided along racial lines.
See above.
You know what I hear a lot?
"Anything that allows Shaniqua to stop having 12 kids with unidentified fathers and making a living standing in the welfare line saves everyone money, so I support abortion."
I'd say this attitude has nearly as much influence in the abortion debate as "women's rights;" maybe even more behind the scenes.
Population control is higher priority than feeding poor people.
Jesus could come back at any time, right?
Quote from: Demolition Squid on July 10, 2015, 06:09:55 PM
Then you'd need to radically restructure the role or message of religion, as most major organized religions perpetuate certain gender roles.
...because people are clearly ready and willing to let the benevolent world government transparently dictate to their church what their teachings should be...
If that's your approach, you'd better step up the Illuminati imagery in music videos and get more celebrities in on the New World Order bandwagon.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on July 10, 2015, 06:09:55 PM
Once you've eliminated the main reasons that people judge others - socio-economic status, religious grounds and nationalism - then race starts to be far less important.
I don't think those things will undermine racism like you think they will.
People take pride in exclusivity. It's how people express uniqueness and see themselves as having value and influence.
"Check out this umbrella stand. It's made from the ground bones of Panda bears. There is only one in the world, and it's mine. Don't tell the police, k?"
"I invented this particular design for a wood screw. Gibs patent. Now."
"Every song in country/rap/pop music sounds exactly like the rest. We need more genres."
There is a portion of the brain that, if damaged in the right way, will leave you completely unable to have preferences. Affected patients can sit and have internal debates for hours trying to logically determine which breakfast cereal to buy, which shirt to wear, and whether to write with a blue or black pen.
There's your
Final Solution.
Quote from: Demolition Squid on July 10, 2015, 06:09:55 PM
I'm not sure how you go about removing the fact that people treat people of the gender they find attractive (or unattractive) differently to other people. I think removing a lot of the taboo around sex is a start - so you probably have to eliminate all sexually transmitted diseases, and make birth control trivially easy to obtain. You ultimately need to eradicate the idea that sex is a significant motivating factor, so that the possibility of sex is no longer able to colour decisions - and therefore what gender someone chooses to present themselves as can't significantly alter how they are treated by the people around them. Such a culture probably winds up looking pretty hedonistic from our standpoint. Or, alternatively, has completely eradicated sex in favour of a means of reproduction that involves as few biological parts as possible.
...wut...
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2015, 09:57:05 AM
Well... in that case most people suck!
Everything sucks. We literally exist to accelerate the process of achieving thermodynamic equilibrium. All energy must be redistributed so evenly that everything freezes to death. That's the meaning of life. The universe never promised desirable results.
Quote from: Reginald Ret on July 14, 2015, 09:57:05 AM
I can never wrap my mind around the fact that almost everyone sees such superficial things as IMPORTANT THINGS.
Good people notice and remember actions better than looks.
Let me help you. Do you happen to find some eye colors more attractive than others?
If so, consider what it would mean if the genes that caused that specific eye color were recessive.
That means they can potentially be lost, forever, in the right circumstances.
If not, it's not all that fair of you to tell people they should stop liking what you don't like.
White Nationalists will tell you that they want to preserve genetic diversity by resisting multiculturalism. They want the majority of people to be comfortable with the idea of, for the most part, keeping to their own kind, not for the sake of never having to be around black people, but because they feel that multiculturalism unintentionally destroys all cultural variance over time.
Context. That's what the PD means by those "grids".
Personally, I don't care what happens. I'm just a Chaotic Neutral Cleric with no weapons. You guys keep fighting over the "important stuff". Wake me up when you all figure it out. I'm not 100% white, if you decide that you have to round up white people and slaughter them to save the world, at least listen to me when I tell you that I try not to judge the value of people for things that are out of their control. Value judgments, however, are not a logical, conscious decision. They're an emotional one.
In the distant future, when we have a complete handle on everything relevant to our lives, and we can genetically engineer perfection and become the gods of the universe, we won't even realize how much fun it was getting the work done to achieve it. Therefore, God exists, and he loves us because we're so awful.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 05:44:53 AM
I mean, jesus fuck, we put up with TTM for how many years? Funny buys a lot of slack.
TTM made me laugh on occasion, but I haven't been friendly with him since 2005. He was too much of a dick, and I'd just as soon not be around him. I even remember the post that did it.
Funny buys something, but I am an irritable son of a bitch these days, so it buys less than normal.
Also, it's worth noting that Meunster doesn't have an unlimited thread.
I don't like him on account of no social filters, but he isn't flooding or anything. One is just my opinion, the other fucks the board up.
I don't even know what I did that was so bad that time...
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 05, 2015, 06:25:30 AM
I don't even know what I did that was so bad that time...
I know.
I've had this book sitting next to me for quite some time now.
How to Win Friends and Influence People
Too long; didn't read.
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
I agree with their point. Raiden really needed a makeover.
(http://s15.postimg.org/5o56endzf/Rayden.jpg)
I don't know what his old icon was if he had one, but this thing is terrible.
Not a Primus fan, I take it?
After consideration, it's rather appropriate since Tim "Herb" Alexander's character in the video his avatar is taken from consistently fails to shoot the bottle in the bands' target shooting competition.
One might day this directly correlates to the poster's inability to hit the proverbial mark.
Smells like seven layers. This poster eats taco bell.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2015, 06:21:43 AM
Also, it's worth noting that Meunster doesn't have an unlimited thread.
I don't like him on account of no social filters, but he isn't flooding or anything. One is just my opinion, the other fucks the board up.
Point.
Doesn't this thread already exist?
Quote from: rong on August 05, 2015, 03:09:30 PM
Not a Primus fan, I take it?
After consideration, it's rather appropriate since Tim "Herb" Alexander's character in the video his avatar is taken from consistently fails to shoot the bottle in the bands' target shooting competition.
One might day this directly correlates to the poster's inability to hit the proverbial mark.
Smells like seven layers. This poster eats taco bell.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
You got one of the references.
The other one is that I'm a plastic cowboy who keeps harassing the
injuns.
But yeah... Mind games... Lets go around playing them and watch what happens.
Hey, Nigel. Need more victim cards?
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 05, 2015, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 05, 2015, 03:56:17 PM
Doesn't this thread already exist?
If it does, I didn't see it, unless you mean the Jezebel thread. I didn't realize that was Feminism General.
But I didn't scroll through several pages looking for it, either.
Which one does it belong in?
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:09:47 PM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 05, 2015, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 05, 2015, 05:24:44 PM
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Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
That's the national sport in Salizore.
Quote from: rong on August 05, 2015, 03:09:30 PM
Not a Primus fan, I take it?
After consideration, it's rather appropriate since Tim "Herb" Alexander's character in the video his avatar is taken from consistently fails to shoot the bottle in the bands' target shooting competition.
One might day this directly correlates to the poster's inability to hit the proverbial mark.
Smells like seven layers. This poster eats taco bell.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
:lol:
Quote from: Hoopla on August 05, 2015, 05:28:10 PM
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Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
That's the national sport in Salizore.
:lulz: Them these "2" need to get themselves a ticket!
That's the Generalisimo's country no? The name is familiar.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 05, 2015, 06:35:42 PM
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Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
That's the national sport in Salizore.
:lulz: Them these "2" need to get themselves a ticket!
That's the Generalisimo's country no? The name is familiar.
Whatcha implying by "2"?
I'll have you know I'm that that obsessed with this bored to get a proxy server. Shit costs money.
Also we are 2 very different kinds of shitposters. He's the all out flame war type. I'm more the bait and switch type.
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 07:23:40 PM
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Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 05:02:52 AM
NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
That's the national sport in Salizore.
:lulz: Them these "2" need to get themselves a ticket!
That's the Generalisimo's country no? The name is familiar.
Whatcha implying by "2"?
I'll have you know I'm that that obsessed with this bored to get a proxy server. Shit costs money.
Also we are 2 very different kinds of shitposters. He's the all out flame war type. I'm more the bait and switch type.
I'll just leave you alone to get better acquainted with yourselves. (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtLpvH_MOx0)
Eh, I can dig it, so Acosmicist. Let's get to know each other. What do you do for fun?
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 05, 2015, 05:09:18 PM
Quote from: rong on August 05, 2015, 03:09:30 PM
Not a Primus fan, I take it?
After consideration, it's rather appropriate since Tim "Herb" Alexander's character in the video his avatar is taken from consistently fails to shoot the bottle in the bands' target shooting competition.
One might day this directly correlates to the poster's inability to hit the proverbial mark.
Smells like seven layers. This poster eats taco bell.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
You got one of the references.
The other one is that I'm a plastic cowboy who keeps harassing the injuns.
But yeah... Mind games... Lets go around playing them and watch what happens.
Hey, Nigel. Need more victim cards?
Thanks, but that's really your game, not mine.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 05, 2015, 06:35:42 PM
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NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
That's the national sport in Salizore.
:lulz: Them these "2" need to get themselves a ticket!
That's the Generalisimo's country no? The name is familiar.
Correct. He may be dead, but that island is very much alive.
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NO! Never leave, keep posting.
Everyone here is so circle jerky. I like you Acosmicist. You're autistic, but a different kind then these twats, and if you ever post I will be there to reply. In a snarky encouraging way.
That's not gonna work.
But I love you. :sad:
And so ITT Poptart finds unrequited love for itself
That's the national sport in Salizore.
:lulz: Them these "2" need to get themselves a ticket!
That's the Generalisimo's country no? The name is familiar.
Correct. He may be dead, but that island is very much alive.
Dammit I miss so many things! Interesting things far better than this rather bland UNLIMITED thread. I'm just going to go read stuff. I'm way too wrung out to write something tonight.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 06, 2015, 12:29:41 AM
Thanks, but that's really your game, not mine.
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Why don't you just ban him already?
That would be too easy, and it lets him know he's getting on our nerves. He's not hurting anyone but himself, so we'll just let him keep at it until he catches on and he'll eventually get tired of it and leave on his own. As a bonus, we all get to watch him do it and laugh at how pathetic it is. Maybe he'll even get the point and stop being an ass.
Doesn't this narrative portray me as the antagonist?
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 10:12:50 PM
Eh, I can dig it, so Acosmicist. Let's get to know each other. What do you do for fun?
I play Dungeons and Dragons.
http://community.wizards.com/content/forum-topic/2795791
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 05:34:03 AM
Quote from: Meunster on August 05, 2015, 10:12:50 PM
Eh, I can dig it, so Acosmicist. Let's get to know each other. What do you do for fun?
I play Dungeons and Dragons.
http://community.wizards.com/content/forum-topic/2795791
Me too. Though, I'm normally the dick who min maxes and makes the game fun for nobody. So I don't get many groups.
Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 06:03:52 AM
Me too. Though, I'm normally the dick who min maxes and makes the game fun for nobody. So I don't get many groups.
I've never actually sat down and played it with anyone, but I get the general idea.
If I did, I'd be the dick who sits right in that niche where every character knows they should just kill me, but the experience points wouldn't be worth it.
"Hey Acos, hold this Short Sword+1, and this Magic Sling for us."
"Okay."
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 06, 2015, 12:29:41 AM
Thanks, but that's really your game, not mine.
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Why don't you just ban him already?
That would be too easy, and it lets him know he's getting on our nerves. He's not hurting anyone but himself, so we'll just let him keep at it until he catches on and he'll eventually get tired of it and leave on his own. As a bonus, we all get to watch him do it and laugh at how pathetic it is. Maybe he'll even get the point and stop being an ass.
Doesn't this narrative portray me as the antagonist?
Victims get laughed at, not antagonists.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 06:18:27 AM
Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 06:03:52 AM
Me too. Though, I'm normally the dick who min maxes and makes the game fun for nobody. So I don't get many groups.
I've never actually sat down and played it with anyone, but I get the general idea.
If I did, I'd be the dick who sits right in that niche where every character knows they should just kill me, but the experience points wouldn't be worth it.
So, you
don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:28:37 AM
Victims get laughed at, not antagonists.
That's not very nice.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:31:21 AM
So, you don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
I played the video games. I'm *that guy*
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 06:34:06 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:31:21 AM
So, you don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
I played the video games. I'm *that guy*
Not D&D.
Acosmicist, what's your favorite liquir? Mine's mickormick slush. You take the slush from sonic and flavor with shitty vodka or everclear
Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:56:19 AM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:31:21 AM
So, you don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
I played the video games. I'm *that guy*
Not D&D.
Don't be *that guy*
I'm that guy by the bucketful.
Got any good stories of your adventures? I'd love to hear one.
Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 06:58:47 AM
Acosmicist, what's your favorite liquir? Mine's mickormick slush. You take the slush from sonic and flavor with shitty vodka or everclear
No war stories please. I gave up drinking 2 years ago.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 07:02:30 AM
Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 06:58:47 AM
Acosmicist, what's your favorite liquir? Mine's mickormick slush. You take the slush from sonic and flavor with shitty vodka or everclear
No war stories please. I gave up drinking 2 years ago.
how old are you even?
Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 07:03:28 AM
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Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 06:58:47 AM
Acosmicist, what's your favorite liquir? Mine's mickormick slush. You take the slush from sonic and flavor with shitty vodka or everclear
No war stories please. I gave up drinking 2 years ago.
how old are you even?
Depends who you ask.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 07:06:40 AM
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Quote from: Meunster on August 06, 2015, 06:58:47 AM
Acosmicist, what's your favorite liquir? Mine's mickormick slush. You take the slush from sonic and flavor with shitty vodka or everclear
No war stories please. I gave up drinking 2 years ago.
how old are you even?
Depends who you ask.
He's a terribly sad 30 who should know better.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 06, 2015, 07:08:14 AM
He's a terribly sad 30 who should know better.
I have a mid-life crisis coming soon. I'm terrified.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 07:00:53 AM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:34:49 AM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:31:21 AM
So, you don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
I played the video games. I'm *that guy*
Not D&D.
Don't be *that guy*
I'm that guy by the bucketful.
Got any good stories of your adventures? I'd love to hear one.
No stories; only legends.
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 06, 2015, 06:47:24 AM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:31:21 AM
So, you don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
I played the video games. I'm *that guy*
Not D&D.
Don't be *that guy*
I'll be that guy. Tabletop gaming is one of the only ways anti-social asshats are forced to interact with other humans. Playing D&D online is like dating by telegram.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 06, 2015, 03:07:14 PM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:34:49 AM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 06, 2015, 06:31:21 AM
So, you don't play Dungeons & Dragons. You read about it.
I played the video games. I'm *that guy*
Not D&D.
Don't be *that guy*
I'll be that guy. Tabletop gaming is one of the only ways anti-social asshats are forced to interact with other humans. Playing D&D online is like dating by telegram.
I'm actually in a couple of Pathfinder games over Skype and they've gone pretty well. Kept me borderline sane when I was alone in Calgary.
QuoteYour faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah
Eight days. Kids these days just have NO staying power.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2015, 05:46:17 PM
Eight days. Kids these days just have NO staying power.
It's like they're just texting it in, between bouts of Playstation and listening to Tom Waits & Lil Jon duets.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2015, 05:46:17 PM
Eight days. Kids these days just have NO staying power.
While threatening to never leave.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2015, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2015, 05:46:17 PM
Eight days. Kids these days just have NO staying power.
It's like they're just texting it in, between bouts of Playstation and listening to Tom Waits & Lil Jon duets.
Howd you know I liked tom waits?
Quote from: Meunster on August 11, 2015, 01:14:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2015, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2015, 05:46:17 PM
Eight days. Kids these days just have NO staying power.
It's like they're just texting it in, between bouts of Playstation and listening to Tom Waits & Lil Jon duets.
Howd you know I liked tom waits?
Because EVERYONE likes Tom Waits.
And Lil Jon.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 11, 2015, 02:49:35 AM
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Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2015, 05:46:17 PM
Eight days. Kids these days just have NO staying power.
It's like they're just texting it in, between bouts of Playstation and listening to Tom Waits & Lil Jon duets.
Howd you know I liked tom waits?
Because EVERYONE likes Tom Waits.
And Lil Jon.
YEAYA THEY DO!
I'm still here.
No Playstation. Just working lots of overtime lately - 10-16 hour shifts, rotating between days and graves.
After that much self abuse, I'm not in the mood to come here and do it some more.
And as for my taste in music, I'm more autistic than you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBrxxUWO28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0L6H8xFaM
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I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.
And then he started posting again.
I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.
But damned if I won't keep trying.
If this is you trying, you're going to be trying for a long time.
Is that a threat or a promise?
Maybe, at some point, you'll just scroll over my posts and pretend I don't exist, or perhaps you'll just keep moving them to this thread as soon as you see my username so the rest of the community doesn't have to suffer with my presence but you all get a laugh when you're bored enough, and I get to star in my own reality show illustrating "how not to be a Discordian."
Maybe I'll commit suicide by police officer and never have to suffer another person on Earth with my presence.
Maybe you'd get a goddamned kick out of that, but if you do, then we're not so different after all.
Maybe, I'll even get to join your chess club and we can out-edge each other by competing to see how many times we can suck each other's cock. That would be absolutely wonderful, indeed.
Or maybe you will just fade away, like all the rest.
See? We told you, but you didn't listen. Why didn't you listen?
Quote from: Acosmicist on July 30, 2015, 02:13:27 PM
Maybe I'll commit suicide by police officer and never have to suffer another person on Earth with my presence.
Maybe you'd get a goddamned kick out of that, but if you do, then we're not so different after all.
Maybe you need some fucking therapy. With a quickness.
Acosmicist fought the law, and the law won. :cry:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2015, 05:16:23 AM
Quote from: Acosmicist on August 02, 2015, 04:16:18 AM
I know I should just fuck off and go somewhere else, I want to.
Which is why I can't. Fightin' the power an so on.
You guys don't care if I do or not. Understandably so.
I do.
I don't need to wow you by stating the obvious or win your respect and admiration.
I'm not going to get it anyway.
Mostly because I don't actually get it.
But I'll get it one of these days.
Or maybe I'll just die trying.
Or maybe there's really nothing to get.
But if there is really nothing to get, then I've wasted an awful lot of time trying.
And that's incredibly depressing.
That guy is literally trying to kill me.
Just so we have this straight: You live out in the middle of a fucking desert (I can sympathize with that to a degree), and your reaction to being incredibly isolated is to come here at Muenster's request and antagonize everyone until they won't speak to you?
That, sir, is fucking genius. It's like someone put Tebow's brain in Stephen Hawking's body and then had him wrassle bears.
Bump for use elsewhere.