Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: THE QLIPHITISER on July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 AM

Title: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 AM
In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: minuspace on July 23, 2018, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: THE QLIPHITISER on July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 AM
In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?
We thought they were calling them demons.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2018, 10:04:12 PM
I AM POASTING IN DIS FREAD.

Thus increasing it's value. 

Dok,
Knows they buried the bar, to make clearing it easier.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2018, 10:06:22 PM
Never before have I seen a thread with this much thought put into the OP.

I stand humbled.

Or words to that effect.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Bruno on July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on July 24, 2018, 12:01:53 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

Harnessing the power
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2018, 12:51:14 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I miss huffing the busted end of a gas pipe.   :cry:
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2018, 12:51:57 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

I'm just as stupid as ever.  I checked.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on July 24, 2018, 01:24:32 AM
Ok, let's test. What is +1 + -1 =?
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: minuspace on July 24, 2018, 02:51:52 AM
 Many thankyous for alerting us so swiftly, action was taken in kind. The question is, how did any of you lot know that? It seems we still have a leak... Before I start measures of extraordinary rendition, I think I'll have Ivan do some advanced interrogative abduction on the 'boom' operator.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Trivial on July 24, 2018, 05:14:00 AM
Just so you know it works like anglerfish.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: minuspace on July 24, 2018, 05:30:13 AM
Quote from: Trivial on July 24, 2018, 05:14:00 AM
Just so you know it works like anglerfish.
Is the signal local or does it have range?
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: THE QLIPHITISER on July 24, 2018, 05:32:20 AM
All warnings are trivial, all fire hazards can wait a minute.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: LMNO on July 24, 2018, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

Ha ha, joke's on them!  I probed myself.



:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Frontside Back on July 24, 2018, 01:51:51 PM
I have audiosex with my neighbors through the walls, but I have no real way of knowing if any of them are out of this world, or even real. Every time I ask them, they insist they are inside my head, which the sort of are, but that don't prevent them existing also in adjacent apartments, or even tiny speakers hidden around my house.

I'm fully aware my head is capable of producing such a range of beautiful to weird to outright frightening sounds, but that just means somebody else's head could too, and maybe they've figured a way to get them out of there. I at least hope so, people cannot shut their ears like their eyes, and the goddessdamn world is so full of electronic buzz, motorway noises, and tv-propaganda, that any even inhumanly human voice is a welcome change in the audioplane.

Also, please, if you are making music, can you tell me how can you hear yourself same time as somebody else a distance away in a way they hear themselves and you at the same time. I want to jam with people in the walls.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2018, 04:51:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 24, 2018, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

Ha ha, joke's on them!  I probed myself.



:lmnuendo:

They still have a work order, though.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2018, 07:36:11 PM
Arguing with a pinealist is like building an origami dildo; its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Title: Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
Post by: Bruno on July 25, 2018, 08:16:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2018, 12:51:57 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

I'm just as stupid as ever.  I checked.


Just so long as it's actionable, I don't see the problem. No point in being stupid if you don't have realistic, clearly defined, stupid goals.