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In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2018, 06:33:04 am »
In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2018, 10:04:12 pm »
I AM POASTING IN DIS FREAD.

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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2018, 10:06:22 pm »
Never before have I seen a thread with this much thought put into the OP.

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Or words to that effect.
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 pm »
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 pm »
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 12:01:53 am »
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2018, 12:51:14 am »
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I miss huffing the busted end of a gas pipe.   :cry:
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2018, 12:51:57 am »
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

I'm just as stupid as ever.  I checked.
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2018, 01:24:32 am »
Ok, let's test. What is +1 + -1 =?
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2018, 02:51:52 am »
 Many thankyous for alerting us so swiftly, action was taken in kind. The question is, how did any of you lot know that? It seems we still have a leak... Before I start measures of extraordinary rendition, I think I'll have Ivan do some advanced interrogative abduction on the 'boom' operator.

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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2018, 05:14:00 am »
Just so you know it works like anglerfish.
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2018, 05:30:13 am »
Just so you know it works like anglerfish.
Is the signal local or does it have range?

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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2018, 05:32:20 am »
All warnings are trivial, all fire hazards can wait a minute.
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Re: Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2018, 12:49:59 pm »
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

Ha ha, joke's on them!  I probed myself.



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