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Have you had sexual intercourse with an extraterrestrial yet?

Started by THE QLIPHITISER, July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 AM

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THE QLIPHITISER

July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 AM
In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?
Follower of the 'Kacalinstanphia' branch of Discordianism, which emphasizes a hyper-meta-doctrine of parachaos field theory in relation to dancing submariner zombies, in accordance with Eris' decent into the megazone of the universal mind - which cannot be seen but is felt by all.

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Everything is a lie, nothing is relative

minuspace

#1
July 23, 2018, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: THE QLIPHITISER on July 23, 2018, 05:48:04 AM
In today's culture, if you haven't by the age of 17, it's frowned upon. Fuck them testicles! Don't those gigantic eyes just give you a boner?
We thought they were calling them demons.

Doktor Howl

#2
July 23, 2018, 10:04:12 PM
I AM POASTING IN DIS FREAD.

Thus increasing it's value. 

Dok,
Knows they buried the bar, to make clearing it easier.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3
July 23, 2018, 10:06:22 PM
Never before have I seen a thread with this much thought put into the OP.

I stand humbled.

Or words to that effect.
Molon Lube

Faust

#4
July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Bruno

#5
July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

Formerly something else...

THE QLIPHITISER

#6
July 24, 2018, 12:01:53 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

Harnessing the power
Follower of the 'Kacalinstanphia' branch of Discordianism, which emphasizes a hyper-meta-doctrine of parachaos field theory in relation to dancing submariner zombies, in accordance with Eris' decent into the megazone of the universal mind - which cannot be seen but is felt by all.

0              5              7              11:11                12                      13                     23                 69                        93                666                777                       ∞ / ∞


Everything is a lie, nothing is relative

Doktor Howl

#7
July 24, 2018, 12:51:14 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I miss huffing the busted end of a gas pipe.   :cry:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#8
July 24, 2018, 12:51:57 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on July 23, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

I'm not so sure about any IQ increase. Seems like the stupidity was just harnessed and redirected towards more actionable stupidity.

I'm just as stupid as ever.  I checked.
Molon Lube

THE QLIPHITISER

#9
July 24, 2018, 01:24:32 AM
Ok, let's test. What is +1 + -1 =?
Follower of the 'Kacalinstanphia' branch of Discordianism, which emphasizes a hyper-meta-doctrine of parachaos field theory in relation to dancing submariner zombies, in accordance with Eris' decent into the megazone of the universal mind - which cannot be seen but is felt by all.

0              5              7              11:11                12                      13                     23                 69                        93                666                777                       ∞ / ∞


Everything is a lie, nothing is relative

minuspace

#10
July 24, 2018, 02:51:52 AM
 Many thankyous for alerting us so swiftly, action was taken in kind. The question is, how did any of you lot know that? It seems we still have a leak... Before I start measures of extraordinary rendition, I think I'll have Ivan do some advanced interrogative abduction on the 'boom' operator.

Trivial

#11
July 24, 2018, 05:14:00 AM
Just so you know it works like anglerfish.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

minuspace

#12
July 24, 2018, 05:30:13 AM
Quote from: Trivial on July 24, 2018, 05:14:00 AM
Just so you know it works like anglerfish.
Is the signal local or does it have range?

THE QLIPHITISER

#13
July 24, 2018, 05:32:20 AM
All warnings are trivial, all fire hazards can wait a minute.
Follower of the 'Kacalinstanphia' branch of Discordianism, which emphasizes a hyper-meta-doctrine of parachaos field theory in relation to dancing submariner zombies, in accordance with Eris' decent into the megazone of the universal mind - which cannot be seen but is felt by all.

0              5              7              11:11                12                      13                     23                 69                        93                666                777                       ∞ / ∞


Everything is a lie, nothing is relative

LMNO

#14
July 24, 2018, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2018, 11:10:33 PM
We'll being probed by greys is a time honored conspiracy trope along with cattle abduction, sadly someone fixed the gas leak and the collective IQ went up and those conspiracies went out of fashion.

Ha ha, joke's on them!  I probed myself.



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