PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE
OH LOOK PART OF THAT INDEX FINGER IS RED FOR NO REASON
this is low effort even for you
[MOULDER] *Reaching for coat* I've got a promising lead, "imagine time as a solid object", profound stuff
[SCULLY] *Pinching bridge of nose* Is this some random asshole on the internet
[MOULDER] You have to engage in intellectual discussion on his terms scully then you will see
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on April 07, 2020, 09:54:12 PM
this is low effort even for you
Its an attempt to get a ban me
because then it feeds into his persecution complex and fighting against the establishment that is Big Discordia™
Everything is gay if you look hard enough but also bruh why are you like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s
yes
let the hate flow through you
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s
:argh!: I watched that whole thing waiting for a punchline!!
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s
What, no, jesus christ, every single one of those is in my spotify list
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s
I tried calling the number on the screen but I couldn't complete it before my face melted off.
When the X-Files was on TV, that commercial played every 9 minutes. I don't know why it's so burned into my brain. If I hear any one of those songs, the rest of them all fight their way in the door.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 07, 2020, 10:16:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s
:argh!: I watched that whole thing waiting for a punchline!!
oh you gotta watch the extended version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlgQVG1gr0
More Elvis whining and shitting everywhere, and I am in an unkind mood. He's a nincompoop with no self awareness and a narcissistic streak. It's the culmination of "bad things happen to me because I'm right, and to others because they are wrong" bullshit, poured into a person shaped mold. He posts low effort bait and spam horseshit for the sake of "getting even" with "those mean old discordians" and fails to recognize that his stupid just feeds us and cements our poor opinion of him.
Sometimes people are stupid, but it is very rare that people are Elvis. The man is so far up his ass that most of his mass resides in a pocket dimension.
Tales are told that he wasn't always like this, but I can only say that unlicensed neurosurgery shouldn't make someone this fucking dumb. There must be more to it.
Ahem. Needed to get all that bile out, continue.
Quote from: altered on April 07, 2020, 10:24:41 PM
More Elvis whining and shitting everywhere, and I am in an unkind mood. He's a nincompoop with no self awareness and a narcissistic streak. It's the culmination of "bad things happen to me because I'm right, and to others because they are wrong" bullshit, poured into a person shaped mold. He posts low effort bait and spam horseshit for the sake of "getting even" with "those mean old discordians" and fails to recognize that his stupid just feeds us and cements our poor opinion of him.
Sometimes people are stupid, but it is very rare that people are Elvis. The man is so far up his ass that most of his mass resides in a pocket dimension.
Tales are told that he wasn't always like this, but I can only say that unlicensed neurosurgery shouldn't make someone this fucking dumb. There must be more to it.
Ahem. Needed to get all that bile out, continue.
I like to say "Head so far up their ass they swear that they can see daylight" or some variant
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:18:44 PM
When the X-Files was on TV, that commercial played every 9 minutes. I don't know why it's so burned into my brain. If I hear any one of those songs, the rest of them all fight their way in the door.
I still daymare about Sally Struthers telling me I can get my degree.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:20:26 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 07, 2020, 10:16:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 10:14:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s
:argh!: I watched that whole thing waiting for a punchline!!
oh you gotta watch the extended version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlgQVG1gr0
:tinfoilhat: This is for Rick Rolling you earlier today isn't it?
Quote from: Faust on April 07, 2020, 09:58:16 PM
because then it feeds into his persecution complex and fighting against the establishment that is Big Discordia™
We will control peoples' lack of control.
Who are we?
Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on April 07, 2020, 09:36:00 PM
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE
OH LOOK PART OF THAT INDEX FINGER IS RED FOR NO REASON
I feel as if you are just mailing it in.
I'm mailing my whole life in.
Quote from: Faust on April 07, 2020, 09:55:54 PM
[MOULDER] *Reaching for coat* I've got a promising lead, "imagine time as a solid object", profound stuff
[SCULLY] *Pinching bridge of nose* Is this some random asshole on the internet
[MOULDER] You have to engage in intellectual discussion on his terms scully then you will see
This is an underrated post.