Does Anyone Remember? (Is this Rant number 91?)
(The rant machine has been revamped yet again for another round of things to put into your minds. My hiatus is over. I can no longer be derelict in my episkopational duties any longer. I tried to get away and run and hide in the halls of Thud but Eris found me again and now I know that I have only been naughty.)
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Does anyone remember when Discordianism was supposed to be filled with a streak of humor? Does anyone remember what to do with pineal glands? Does anyone remember Our Lady Eris? Or are some of you just in it for the coolness, the newness, the "no-one-else-knows-about-this" pioneerism of "the underground thing"? Don't kid yourselves. While the Discordian Society will take all comers, we won't tolerate certain things. And you know just what those things are. And we know just what you want.
It seems that those calling themselves Discordians these days have lost the ability to perceive tongue-in-cheekiness as well as losing the ability to disagree. And we are here to say that those of you without a sense of humor, or who have lost it for some reason, are suckers who have fallen lock-step into the worldview of the cabbage. And is that what you really want? A vegetated existence where even the zombies of Romero's films are more lifelike and warm blooded than you?
Regardless of how you choose to answer the questions. We are here to help you realize that bottled air is bottled air...that socks with holes in then are messages from the Goddess....that squirrels are sacred and holy....and that Aleister Crowley has thousands of illegitimate children running around like mosquitoes, trying to suck the blood and the life from our Erisian movement. (We call them OTOers, by the way.) You thought the Bavarian Illuminati was trying to fuck with us by replacing humans with cabbages? Well, at least that is an inside job. (The B.I. are us in disguise, after all.) The OTOers and Thelema-addicts are totally outsiders and their little attempt at subversion is not intended as a prank no matter how funny we find it to be. (The PMM found this information out by infiltrating an OTO lodge, by the way. And if you think some of your fellow Discordians, whether so-called or not, are in danger of humorlessness, you should spend some time with the Crowleyites. They are about as humorless as a pack of Evangelicals in a porn shop.)
The endless whining and prattling and tattling and all that crap is pretty much a lot of a nice nothing. (Just like this sentence. Or this whole rant, in fact.) Some of you went away with the Discordian Jihad idea even though you didn't get the joke. Some of you decided it was much more fun to become a little shit that spits and cusses whenever someone does something you don't like. Some of you sat on forums and posted fluff and then bitched and moaned whenever others did likewise. Some of you attacked and drove away those with things to contribute. Some of you did absolutely nothing because you were maybe a little wise to the game. Some of you simply complained that certain segments of humor directed at you were too vicious. Some of you formed alternate accounts to troll and poke at others and then bitched when the same thing was done right back at you. Some of you despise and hate Our Lady (in which case, you know that you can go to the Christian hell). Some of you rightly laughed at all of the fuss. Hell, some of you even doubt the existence of Bob, even as you can smell the burning pipe tobacco. (Did I leave anyone out? I would hate to leave anybody in the horrible position of not being labeled or categorized, knowing full well how some of you hate to live without such things.)
Your own personal Discordianism is what you can make of it, but frankly stop trying to piss on others' Discordianism and stop trying to drag all other Discordians around with your narcissistic whining about all that shit you complain about. Unless it's all part of some elaborate con-job (and there had better be a punch line). You can whine and complain all you want, but try to remember not to get pissed off when no one cares. Have you forgotten that you can blame Eris for everything? (You can also blame Bob, but only when there's frop involved. And you shouldn't trust a man with a smoking pipe and a gleam in his eyes anyway.)
As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged. Tequilarian agents of Discord are right this minute on their way to your pineal glands to un-lopside them and give you a dose of Our Lady's confusion. (You can't say you weren't warned.) Consider this your excommunication notice. Until you gain absolution for your snubbery, you will be shunned and disgraced. We'll even take back all the frop you were given. Turn in your pet prairie squid at once. No amount of tail-between-your-legs posturing will change our minds until restitution is made; to wit: create something of beauty and dedicate it to Eris....or something along those lines. (Saying sorry will no longer cut it in this Society. We are Discordians and Erisians, after all-some of us being both simultaneously. And we have some maintains to standardize in this age of bureaucracy. They taste like plantains, but a little more on the dirty sock side of things.)
Also, stop picking your nose in public. It's disgusting. Use a fucking tissue for bobsake.
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July 8th, 2005
That rawked like granite!
(http://www.clownposse.org/forum/images/icon_smile_headbang.gif)
YES!
"Tequilarians"?
Rock on!
::pulls finger out of nose::
Sorry about that.
Dammit..I thought i was being discreet! :shock:
Quote from: LMNO"Tequilarians"?
Rock on!
::pulls finger out of nose::
Sorry about that.
It's okay. Nose-picking is a temptation under which many of even the best of us fall prey to from time to time.
This is the dawning of the Age of Strong Tequila.
[Fifth Dimension]
Te-qui-la....
Te-qui-la!
[/Fifth Dimsension]
total bolderdash. i'm The Real Discordian. adn that's all there is to it.
INCORRECT....You are the definition of STUPID according to the only REAL DISCORDIAN (tm) :twisted:
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDoes anyone remember when Discordianism was supposed to be filled with a streak of humor?
A streak of humor? Hell, I remember when it was Humor with a streak of something brown down the middle!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDoes anyone remember what to do with pineal glands?
Roll it up and SMOKE IT!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDoes anyone remember Our Lady Eris?
OUR Lady Eris? Um, I'm kinda sure She doesn't appreciate the implication of ownership. Better watch it; She can easily 0wnz joo.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCOr are some of you just in it for the coolness, the newness, the "no-one-else-knows-about-this" pioneerism of "the underground thing"?
Huh? Try googling sometime. Hell,
everybody knows about us. And, as for being new, my momma was being born while that monkey was lecturing in that bowling alley.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCDon't kid yourselves. While the Discordian Society will take all comers, we won't tolerate certain things. And you know just what those things are. And we know just what you want.
Is it just me, or this paragraph pornographic?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCIt seems that those calling themselves Discordians these days have lost the ability to perceive tongue-in-cheekiness as well as losing the ability to disagree.
I concur!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCAnd we are here to say that those of you without a sense of humor, or who have lost it for some reason, are suckers who have fallen lock-step into the worldview of the cabbage. And is that what you really want? A vegetated existence where even the zombies of Romero's films are more lifelike and warm blooded than you?
Ooh! Ooh! I get to get all Normal and throw out Names to sound all cool and gain status! One of the motorcycle guys in Dawn was my brother's friend's father. He got eaten! So you can eat me and make me famous!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCRegardless of how you choose to answer the questions. We are here to help you realize that bottled air is bottled air...that socks with holes in then are messages from the Goddess....that squirrels are sacred and holy....and that Aleister Crowley has thousands of illegitimate children running around like mosquitoes, trying to suck the blood and the life from our Erisian movement. (We call them OTOers, by the way.)
OTO OVO!
Oh wait... nevermind.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou thought the Bavarian Illuminati was trying to fuck with us by replacing humans with cabbages?
Well, actually, I just thought the cabbages were born that way... I didn't know cabbages were some secret cloning industry. Are they Canadian or French? (Oh please, don't let them be French-Canadian!)
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWell, at least that is an inside job.
Inside what?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC(The B.I. are us in disguise, after all.)
Ooh, we get to play dress-up! Can we yiff eachother too?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThe OTOers and Thelema-addicts are totally outsiders and their little attempt at subversion is not intended as a prank no matter how funny we find it to be. (The PMM found this information out by infiltrating an OTO lodge, by the way. And if you think some of your fellow Discordians, whether so-called or not, are in danger of humorlessness, you should spend some time with the Crowleyites. They are about as humorless as a pack of Evangelicals in a porn shop.)
Well, isn't the attempted subversion only funny if it isn't a prank?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThe endless whining and prattling and tattling and all that crap is pretty much a lot of a nice nothing. (Just like this sentence. Or this whole rant, in fact.)
I concur!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSome of you went away with the Discordian Jihad idea even though you didn't get the joke.
Aww, I missed a jihad? Damn. And I wanted to jake the infidels...
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSome of you decided it was much more fun to become a little shit that spits and cusses whenever someone does something you don't like.
Fuck you! *spits on Hugh*
Oh, wait... I like what you're doing. Sorry about that.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSome of you sat on forums and posted fluff and then bitched and moaned whenever others did likewise. Some of you attacked and drove away those with things to contribute.
Actually, I wasn't all that upset about being called 'emo'.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCSome of you did absolutely nothing because you were maybe a little wise to the game. Some of you simply complained that certain segments of humor directed at you were too vicious. Some of you formed alternate accounts to troll and poke at others and then bitched when the same thing was done right back at you. Some of you despise and hate Our Lady (in which case, you know that you can go to the Christian hell). Some of you rightly laughed at all of the fuss. Hell, some of you even doubt the existence of Bob, even as you can smell the burning pipe tobacco. (Did I leave anyone out? I would hate to leave anybody in the horrible position of not being labeled or categorized, knowing full well how some of you hate to live without such things.)
YOU FORGOT EMO! Always, everyone forgets emo! No one understands our pain! Oh woe!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYour own personal Discordianism is what you can make of it, but frankly stop trying to piss on others' Discordianism and stop trying to drag all other Discordians around with your narcissistic whining about all that shit you complain about. Unless it's all part of some elaborate con-job (and there had better be a punch line).
Would you like a right-hook or a left? (Get it? "Punch" line?)
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCYou can whine and complain all you want
Yay! I have permission!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCbut try to remember not to get pissed off when no one cares. Have you forgotten that you can blame Eris for everything? (You can also blame Bob, but only when there's frop involved. And you shouldn't trust a man with a smoking pipe and a gleam in his eyes anyway.)
"Blame" Eris? Again! You disrespect her! I say we blame everything on YOU!
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCAs to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged. Tequilarian agents of Discord are right this minute on their way to your pineal glands to un-lopside them and give you a dose of Our Lady's confusion. (You can't say you weren't warned.) Consider this your excommunication notice. Until you gain absolution for your snubbery, you will be shunned and disgraced.
Absolution? Um, which religion are we discussing? 'Cause that sounds kinda... Cathy-lick.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWe'll even take back all the frop you were given. Turn in your pet prairie squid at once. No amount of tail-between-your-legs posturing will change our minds until restitution is made; to wit: create something of beauty and dedicate it to Eris....or something along those lines. (Saying sorry will no longer cut it in this Society. We are Discordians and Erisians, after all-some of us being both simultaneously. And we have some maintains to standardize in this age of bureaucracy. They taste like plantains, but a little more on the dirty sock side of things.)
Ooh! Can I have some tail between my legs?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCAlso, stop picking your nose in public. It's disgusting. Use a fucking tissue for bobsake.
Lookie! I FOUND GOLD!
I found emeralds and creamy jade.
Dear Hugh,
Welcome back to the Rant buisness, the new Ranter's Union for Tequila will have to charge you 15 bottles of Good Tequila for your Ranting without a license. We will be happy to collect your payment at the Open Bar. Please also bring with you no less then 2 bottles of excellant Tequila in order to pay your Union dues for this next year.
Thank you
-The Ranter's Union for Tequila
P.S. Stop writting things about me, I KNOW I over reacted about that emo thing.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged.
are these the same hackers that you accused me of fabricating?
just wondering.
Hugh,your latest rRant is definately going int the "Book of Chaos"(BOE 2)
Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking ChristQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged.
are these the same hackers that you accused me of fabricating?
just wondering.
No. I only accused you of fabricating your own problem with the hackers. You know, like lying and saying that someone was getting into your pm account and reading your messages. ANd then then time when some of your posts disappeared, yet the culprit's IP matched yours.
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Hugh,
Welcome back to the Rant buisness, the new Ranter's Union for Tequila will have to charge you 15 bottles of Good Tequila for your Ranting without a license. We will be happy to collect your payment at the Open Bar. Please also bring with you no less then 2 bottles of excellant Tequila in order to pay your Union dues for this next year.
Thank you
-The Ranter's Union for Tequila
P.S. Stop writting things about me, I KNOW I over reacted about that emo thing.
Heh. You can bite me while I spit and cuss on you.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Some of you went away with the Discordian Jihad idea even though you didn't get the joke.
Some of you decided it was much more fun to become a little shit that spits and cusses whenever someone does something you don't like.
Some of you sat on forums and posted fluff and then bitched and moaned whenever others did likewise.
Some of you attacked and drove away those with things to contribute. Some of you did absolutely nothing because you were maybe a little wise to the game.
Some of you simply complained that certain segments of humor directed at you were too vicious.
Some of you formed alternate accounts to troll and poke at others and then bitched when the same thing was done right back at you.
Some of you despise and hate Our Lady (in which case, you know that you can go to the Christian hell).
Some of you rightly laughed at all of the fuss.
Hell, some of you even doubt the existence of Bob, even as you can smell the burning pipe tobacco.
(Did I leave anyone out? I would hate to leave anybody in the horrible position of not being labeled or categorized, knowing full well how some of you hate to live without such things.)
Also, stop picking your nose in public. It's disgusting. Use a fucking tissue for bobsake.
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July 8th, 2005
I think you left me out, but I do laugh a lot. :lol:
That's OK, I like being outside the box. :twisted:
I always use a tissue, I promise :wink:
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Jesus Tittyfucking ChristQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged.
are these the same hackers that you accused me of fabricating?
just wondering.
No. I only accused you of fabricating your own problem with the hackers. You know, like lying and saying that someone was getting into your pm account and reading your messages. ANd then then time when some of your posts disappeared, yet the culprit's IP matched yours.
1. why would I lie about that? It would mean I was giving away my own secrets for no good reason.
2. You're a fucking tard, aren't you? you never logged my IP addy as one of the hackers' or you'd have had my balls long before now. this leaves a few possibilities:
a) you never even logged the IP addy of the hacker(s). this makes alot of sense since we've never heard anything about it since then.
b) you forgot I am on dial-up and since I probably posted with 2 or 3 different IPs that evening, you assumed that one of them must have been one of the hackers, and then when you traced it back you decided I was the culprit. good detective work, Sgt. Friday.
c) this one makes the most sense to me: YOU deleted my posts, leaving my IP as the only one to post on my account that night since there would be no record of the deletions coming from my account if the deletions were done by a Mod who was familiar with how phpBB functions. This would not only piss me off (your primary goal, since it's clear you don't like me one bit), but give you an opportunity to make me look like the bad guy (bonus!) Wouldn't surprise me at all if you were the one who read my PMs, but I don't know enough about that to offer anything more than conjecture.
so now it's time for you to put up or shut up. where are the IPs of the hackers? what has been done about this? I assume that phpBB has a log that records things such as deletions made by moderators...let's see it. Cuz right now, I think you're a weasely fuck who's using his mod powers to advance a personal vendetta against me. Prove me wrong.
don't you just love conspiracy theories?
Quote from: fluffy
don't you just love conspiracy theories?
Honestly? I really, really do, hehehe :twisted:
This is all a big jake for the sake of entertainment I thinks :twisted:
i'm entertained. they left us on a cliffhanger too.
I can hardly wait for the next installment. Will Turd and Roger get
married? Or will evil Hugh's plot to tear them apart succeed. Tune in
tomorrow for another episode of As the Turd Turns.
Quote from: gnimbleyI can hardly wait for the next installment. Will Turd and Roger get
married? Or will evil Hugh's plot to tear them apart succeed. Tune in
tomorrow for another episode of As the Turd Turns.
Roger?
Roger can be bought off with the appropriate amount of alcohol and baptist slaves.
Turd was just mad cause I figured him out. He wants me to deliver to him evidence? Now why would I do such a thing when none of you all needn't have heard any of this in the first place. He knows that the IPs linking him to his misdeeds are known to the those of us that need to know.
rock on dude!
Shouldn't that be As The World Turds?
AC,
Not taking sides
but not above a bad pun either
:twisted:
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: gnimbleyI can hardly wait for the next installment. Will Turd and Roger get
married? Or will evil Hugh's plot to tear them apart succeed. Tune in
tomorrow for another episode of As the Turd Turns.
Roger?
Roger can be bought off with the appropriate amount of alcohol and baptist slaves.
Turd was just mad cause I figured him out. He wants me to deliver to him evidence? Now why would I do such a thing when none of you all needn't have heard any of this in the first place. He knows that the IPs linking him to his misdeeds are known to the those of us that need to know.
that was a piss poor attempt to evade the matter, Hugh. I reiterate: put up or shut up.
not that it really matters, I'm done with this place, but I'll keep bugging you on this thread until my name is clear, either by your unwillingness to display the non-existent "evidence" you claim to have, or when you lock the thread to stop me from pointing out the weakness of your position.
except you are the only one that gives a fuck...we are all just easily entertained...Although Hugh has been much more wittier so far :twisted:
...just saying
OOH PLEASE HAVE A QUIP FIGHT!!!!!
8)
if you think that calling me a liar and accusing me of hacking the board (while being totally unwilling to produce any of the evidence you claim to have) is being witty, you may need to raise your standards.
just saying.
and you're right, no one cares but me, but that's because it's my name that weasel-boi is dragging through the mud.
there are a few people here who's opinion of me I actually care about, and I'd like for them to know I'm not what Hugh is trying to make me out to be.
::AC steps into the ring and separates the two tusslers::
That's IT. Enough of this back and forth shit.
Evidence. NOW. Both of you.
Or STFU.
GO COMPASSION, :D
AC always always rocks. :P
:D
::checks watch::
I still don't see any evidence....shall we call the Waaaambulance?
I'd be happy to produce evidence, but I'm not the one who claimed to have any. It's hard to produce evidence that you didn't do something, which is why I'm asking Hugh to show us all the evidence he claims to have that I DID do something.
I'll be lurking, but I'd bet a dollar that he'll decide this is a good time to go off on some imaginary adventure in the hopes that when he resurfaces, everyone will have forgotten about his skullduggery.
quip fight! quip fight! quip fight!
skullduggery reminds me of knifey spooney. challenge him.
Quote from: I'm not typing that long freakin' nameI'd be happy to produce evidence, but I'm not the one who claimed to have any. It's hard to produce evidence that you didn't do something, which is why I'm asking Hugh to show us all the evidence he claims to have that I DID do something.
Doesn't matter who claimed what - there's gotta be evidence. You whip out yours, Hugh whips out his, and we settle it. Bearing in mind that He Who Doth Not Whip It Out Looketh Like An Asshole Liar.
Unless of course you WANT to play knifey spoony.
:twisted:
Nobody really wants to play knifey spoony, do they?
I mean, I love to watch other people play it, but I don't want to play myself.
how about rock, paper scissors? (best of five)
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: I'm not typing that long freakin' nameI'd be happy to produce evidence, but I'm not the one who claimed to have any. It's hard to produce evidence that you didn't do something, which is why I'm asking Hugh to show us all the evidence he claims to have that I DID do something.
Doesn't matter who claimed what - there's gotta be evidence. You whip out yours, Hugh whips out his, and we settle it. Bearing in mind that He Who Doth Not Whip It Out Looketh Like An Asshole Liar.
Unless of course you WANT to play knifey spoony.
:twisted:
again: there is no evidence for me to have. how do I produce evidence that I'm NOT a liar (I am, but not about this) and NOT a hacker (which shoudl be painfully obvious, but Hugh claims to have logged my IP as the one deleting posts)? Hugh says he has evidence of my misdeeds. I say he either shares it with the rest of the class or he owes me a public apology. seems pretty simple to me.
and what the hell is knifey spooney?
How about an alibi? Were you even home at the time of the IP logging?
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
and what the hell is knifey spooney?
knifey spoony: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1290
Quote from: agent compassionHow about an alibi? Were you even home at the time of the IP logging?
dude, I don't remember what I had for breakfast this morning, let alone where I was on the night of whatever.
Hugh accused me.
Hugh needs to back up his claims with some evidence.
I don't need to do fuck-all because I know I didn't hack the forums or delete my own posts.
and I suspect Hugh knows that too.
I suspect ths is a huge mindfuck...You two are in cahoots...and it is all for the sake of our entertainment..It's good entertainment! Much better than TV!
Quote from: DonkeyotayI suspect ths is a huge mindfuck...You two are in cahoots...and it is all for the sake of our entertainment..It's good entertainment! Much better than TV!
I have a 4 year old for that :roll:
I wish that were the case.
Still waiting, Hugh....
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking ChristI wish that were the case.
Still waiting, Hugh....
waiting... (http://www.frogstar.com/mp3/mp3/mozart_tv_-_11_-_jeopardy.mp3)
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking ChristQuote from: agent compassionHow about an alibi? Were you even home at the time of the IP logging?
dude, I don't remember what I had for breakfast this morning, let alone where I was on the night of whatever.
Hugh accused me.
Hugh needs to back up his claims with some evidence.
I don't need to do fuck-all because I know I didn't hack the forums or delete my own posts.
and I suspect Hugh knows that too.
To wit (and to witless): How would you like your evidence so that you would agree that it is in fact evidence? Huh? If I write out the IPs, then you could say I simply just added yours. Sucker. So what exactly is the evidence you are looking for and why would you wish it to be public in the first place? And you have yet to prove any justification for making evidence public.....getting angry for being accused doesn't exactly cut it as justification.
another thing: you seem to be the only one here with imaginary adventures and figmentary armies.....perhaps you should try exploring the world outside of Seattle....you know, where no one but Trent knows or cares how you feel.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
thought so.
you should probably go back to your oh-so-real Monkey Mafia where you harass oh-so-real reporters and your oh-so-real friends play elaborate pranks involving the entire police department.
S/F/O
8)
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christif you think that calling me a liar and accusing me of hacking the board (while being totally unwilling to produce any of the evidence you claim to have) is being witty, you may need to raise your standards.
just saying.
and you're right, no one cares but me, but that's because it's my name that weasel-boi is dragging through the mud.
there are a few people here who's opinion of me I actually care about, and I'd like for them to know I'm not what Hugh is trying to make me out to be.
I call you a liar because you fucking LIED. I am not implying by that that you are always and irrevocably a liar, nor that it is a part of your permanent nature. Brush up on semantics, fart boy. Also, you know to which hacking incidents I refer. Specifically; the deletion of your topics which occured right as I was on the PD; and the invasion of someone else's PM account (at an earlier time, which I learned about subsequently.)
Just for the hell of it, any people relevant to the case will receive evidence, however, that does not include YOU.
What name is being dragged through the mud? You'll only invent some more. And no one really knows nor cares who the hell you really are. A suggestion: Take a walk around the block. Get away from the computer for a time. Relax. Enjoy life in the real world. This is only the internet.
You are Discordian until proven otherwise in a court of Chaos. And the Judge is out for the month.
Quote from: DonkeyotayI suspect ths is a huge mindfuck...You two are in cahoots...and it is all for the sake of our entertainment..It's good entertainment! Much better than TV!
You are just a paranoid character, Donkey.
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christ:lol: :lol: :lol:
thought so.
you should probably go back to your oh-so-real Monkey Mafia where you harass oh-so-real reporters and your oh-so-real friends play elaborate pranks involving the entire police department.
S/F/O
8)
What reporters are you referring to?
But i'll only go back to my "oh-so-real" Mafia when I feel like it. As for you, where is your whiner-group going to march today? Hmmm?
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
I call you a liar because you fucking LIED. I am not implying by that that you are always and irrevocably a liar, nor that it is a part of your permanent nature. Brush up on semantics, fart boy. Also, you know to which hacking incidents I refer. Specifically; the deletion of your topics which occured right as I was on the PD; and the invasion of someone else's PM account (at an earlier time, which I learned about subsequently.)
Just for the hell of it, any people relevant to the case will receive evidence, however, that does not include YOU.
What name is being dragged through the mud? You'll only invent some more. And no one really knows nor cares who the hell you really are. A suggestion: Take a walk around the block. Get away from the computer for a time. Relax. Enjoy life in the real world. This is only the internet.
You are Discordian until proven otherwise in a court of Chaos. And the Judge is out for the month.
you got it backwards. I copped to being a liar by nature, but I have not lied about anything regarding this little squabble. I didn't delete my own posts or anyone else's, someone read my PMs, and I think it was you. and again, you ignore the call to make your evidence against me public.
"hey, here's what we think you did, but you're not allowed to see the case against you on the off chance that you might be able to defend yourself against it. we can't have that."
John Ashcroft, is that YUO?
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and BTW, I'm the last person you need to accuse of taking the internet too seriously. I do, however, take your slander seriously.
Oh yeah...puh-lease.
We mods can't read PM accounts...even admins can't do that. In fact there are only two ways to do that: You hacked or you found someone's password. (Does that sound a bit familiar to one of your crimes. I know all about it, you little shit.)
Actually, you need better communication skills. I didn't IGNORE your call to make the evidence public. I addressed your call, I am just not going to do it. There is a difference....as in "point taken, acknowledged, understood...but still disagreed with."
Mods only will get the evidence. And I am only doing that because I know it pisses you off.
Now....do you wish to present any more buttons for me to press?
revision: admins can only get into accounts for certain purposes and must change passwords and re-log in to get into PM accounts.
uh huh...so you're saying I hacked my password to read my own PMs?
:lol:
you make a lot of noise for someone with so little to say.
and FYI, I'm about as skilled at hacking as you are at debating, which is to say, not at all.
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Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christuh huh...so you're saying I hacked my password to read my own PMs?
:lol:
you make a lot of noise for someone with so little to say.
I am saying what I said. Or do you not know how to read text?
I am also saying that you recently did just this: found someone's pass word and got into their PM account. You also deleted some of your own topics on a different occasion....to what purpose, I don't know....probably to start this shit....or probably some half assed attempt at O.M.
Fess up. Or forever hold your piece.
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christand FYI, I'm about as skilled at hacking as you are at debating, which is to say, not at all.
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Oh Ouch Touche!
What an idiot.
You are about as skilled as whatever you say you are or aren't. Who can say? As to debating, this isn't a debate at all....this is you trying to provoke more shit stirring and you getting angry because you aren't getting what you want.
You want me to keep ressing your buttons? I really hope not. You have ceased to be entertaining.
QuoteDoes Anyone Remember? (Is this Rant number 91?)
(The rant machine has been revamped yet again for another round of things to put into your minds. My hiatus is over. I can no longer be derelict in my episkopational duties any longer. I tried to get away and run and hide in the halls of Thud but Eris found me again and now I know that I have only been naughty.)
<start transmission>
Does anyone remember when Discordianism was supposed to be filled with a streak of humor? Does anyone remember what to do with pineal glands? Does anyone remember Our Lady Eris? Or are some of you just in it for the coolness, the newness, the "no-one-else-knows-about-this" pioneerism of "the underground thing"? Don't kid yourselves. While the Discordian Society will take all comers, we won't tolerate certain things. And you know just what those things are. And we know just what you want.
It seems that those calling themselves Discordians these days have lost the ability to perceive tongue-in-cheekiness as well as losing the ability to disagree. And we are here to say that those of you without a sense of humor, or who have lost it for some reason, are suckers who have fallen lock-step into the worldview of the cabbage. And is that what you really want? A vegetated existence where even the zombies of Romero's films are more lifelike and warm blooded than you?
Regardless of how you choose to answer the questions. We are here to help you realize that bottled air is bottled air...that socks with holes in then are messages from the Goddess....that squirrels are sacred and holy....and that Aleister Crowley has thousands of illegitimate children running around like mosquitoes, trying to suck the blood and the life from our Erisian movement. (We call them OTOers, by the way.) You thought the Bavarian Illuminati was trying to fuck with us by replacing humans with cabbages? Well, at least that is an inside job. (The B.I. are us in disguise, after all.) The OTOers and Thelema-addicts are totally outsiders and their little attempt at subversion is not intended as a prank no matter how funny we find it to be. (The PMM found this information out by infiltrating an OTO lodge, by the way. And if you think some of your fellow Discordians, whether so-called or not, are in danger of humorlessness, you should spend some time with the Crowleyites. They are about as humorless as a pack of Evangelicals in a porn shop.)
The endless whining and prattling and tattling and all that crap is pretty much a lot of a nice nothing. (Just like this sentence. Or this whole rant, in fact.) Some of you went away with the Discordian Jihad idea even though you didn't get the joke. Some of you decided it was much more fun to become a little shit that spits and cusses whenever someone does something you don't like. Some of you sat on forums and posted fluff and then bitched and moaned whenever others did likewise. Some of you attacked and drove away those with things to contribute. Some of you did absolutely nothing because you were maybe a little wise to the game. Some of you simply complained that certain segments of humor directed at you were too vicious. Some of you formed alternate accounts to troll and poke at others and then bitched when the same thing was done right back at you. Some of you despise and hate Our Lady (in which case, you know that you can go to the Christian hell). Some of you rightly laughed at all of the fuss. Hell, some of you even doubt the existence of Bob, even as you can smell the burning pipe tobacco. (Did I leave anyone out? I would hate to leave anybody in the horrible position of not being labeled or categorized, knowing full well how some of you hate to live without such things.)
Your own personal Discordianism is what you can make of it, but frankly stop trying to piss on others' Discordianism and stop trying to drag all other Discordians around with your narcissistic whining about all that shit you complain about. Unless it's all part of some elaborate con-job (and there had better be a punch line). You can whine and complain all you want, but try to remember not to get pissed off when no one cares. Have you forgotten that you can blame Eris for everything? (You can also blame Bob, but only when there's frop involved. And you shouldn't trust a man with a smoking pipe and a gleam in his eyes anyway.)
As to the hackers (those who recently deleted posts and got into people's personal accounts and read and deleted others' pms), you make many of us sick with your ravings about free-speech while you try to subvert and prevent others from having a right to free-speech and fair play. Some of us know who you are and you have been logged. Tequilarian agents of Discord are right this minute on their way to your pineal glands to un-lopside them and give you a dose of Our Lady's confusion. (You can't say you weren't warned.) Consider this your excommunication notice. Until you gain absolution for your snubbery, you will be shunned and disgraced. We'll even take back all the frop you were given. Turn in your pet prairie squid at once. No amount of tail-between-your-legs posturing will change our minds until restitution is made; to wit: create something of beauty and dedicate it to Eris....or something along those lines. (Saying sorry will no longer cut it in this Society. We are Discordians and Erisians, after all-some of us being both simultaneously. And we have some maintains to standardize in this age of bureaucracy. They taste like plantains, but a little more on the dirty sock side of things.)
Also, stop picking your nose in public. It's disgusting. Use a fucking tissue for bobsake.
<end transmission>
Not brought to you by any sponsors. All Hail Discordia! Any resemblance between this and any reader is purely consensual.
July 8th, 2005
it's pretty simple, really.
YOU accused ME.
make your case.
or, keep flapping your gums (fingers?) and make yourself look like a bigger ass.
either way, it should be pretty clear to everyone which one of us is full of shit.
:lol:
oh, and I misspoke earlier.
it wasn't a fictitious reporter, it was a fictitious documentary film-maker.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3596&start=0
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Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christit's pretty simple, really.
YOU accused ME.
make your case.
or, keep flapping your gums (fingers?) and make yourself look like a bigger ass.
either way, it should be pretty clear to everyone which one of us is full of shit.
:lol:
oh, and I misspoke earlier.
it wasn't a fictitious reporter, it was a fictitious documentary film-maker.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3596&start=0
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Heh. I merely stated my position. It is YOU who kept flapping your yap....something about your "name" and all that. The more you keep flapping, the more I will keep it up and push more buttons and all that. You should know better. But it doesn't matter one way or another. You seem to have confused with with a Discordian who would actually care about credibility and all that. As to why, I can not say. Nice thread jack though.
As for doc. film makers. While I would tend to agree that the young lady was a doc. film maker in her own mind and was therefore a figment of her own imagination, perhaps after graduation from film school she'll become a real doc. film maker, or something. Either way, thanks to people like senior Official...we'll never know how that could have turned out.
admit it Hugh...
YUO = OWNED
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Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christadmit it Hugh...
YUO = OWNED
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Saying it doesn't make it so.
In fact, thank you for so spectacularly falling on your own face in front of us all. Heh. For someone who committed board suicide you sure do talk a lot.
Note: See your "mod-boi" thread.
yup, and as soon as I'm done clearing my name and ensuring that everyone else here knows what a dirty, underhanded scuzzbag you are, I'll be on my way.
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Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christyup, and as soon as I'm done clearing my name and ensuring that everyone else here knows what a dirty, underhanded scuzzbag you are, I'll be on my way.
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Be my guest to try. But you manufactured the whole situation as an attempt to do some asshole version of Operation Mindfuck. We are on to you, idiot boy. Now you are trying to turn it around and say that I did it. You are so fucking transparent, guy. I look through you and there is nothing to see.
uh huh.
put up or shut up, Hugh.
QuoteZOMG RETARDS
YELLING TOUGH GUYS ON THE INTERTRON
who's yelling?
somebody said they have evidence that I committed a crime, I asked them to present their evidence publically in a verifiable format.
that doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
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Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christwho's yelling?
somebody said they have evidence that I committed a crime, I asked them to present their evidence publically in a verifiable format.
that doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
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You committed an Internet crime! Quickly, hide yourself in my pocket!
for fuck's sake.
Eric? is that you?
Hugh, it's all yours.
you deserve it.
:lol:
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christfor fuck's sake.
Eric? is that you?
Hugh, it's all yours.
you deserve it.
:lol:
Who's Eric? My name is Bob. As strange and synchronistic as that name is to Discordians and subGenii.
Perhaps you meant:
(http://cgi.gavsworld.plus.com/KIDDA/members/photos/erik%20the%20red.jpg)
Quote from: Jesus Tittyfucking Christfor fuck's sake.
Eric? is that you?
Buddha's Ghost Penis certainly thinks so.
And if it is Eric, then that implys that BGP is a mod, don't you think?
Bob's cuter than Eric, just saying. Also looks young enough to be my son. In fact, looks like he could be my son, if I hadn't been such a good practitioner of birth control.
Quote from: gnimbleyBuddha's Ghost Penis certainly thinks so.
And if it is Eric, then that implys that BGP is a mod, don't you think?
Nope, BGP is not a mod. I wouldn't say anything one way or the other if not for all the shit the last time someone was outed and people thought a mod did it.
THE FUZZY BLUE HAIRED
CUTE MUNCHKIN?
IS CORRECT, WE ARE NOT A MOD.
THEY WOULD NEVER MODERATE US BECAUSE WE ARE A TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
But this says nothing about the take over of Bob Dobbs by that evil Dairy Queen cashier from Biloxi.
Quote from: Jeb Bushwho's yelling?
somebody said they have evidence that I committed a crime, I asked them to present their evidence publically in a verifiable format.
that doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
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You are still an idiot. You damned well that outside of legal witnesses in a court of law (at least here in the USA) that there is no such thing as "evidence" that can be presented "publically in a verifiable format." But yet you have insisted that that is necessary in some vain attempt to make yourself look good. Your word play still makes you look like an ass though.
Any evidence presented online will do two things: Make those that agree with it confirm themselves; make those who disagree with it claim tampering. Which is why I am restricting evidence of any hackery on these forums to those that can actually do something about it. If I catch you red handed at something, and yet you have the balls to insist that I shout the proofs from the rooftops, that just makes you look like an idiot.
You can claim all that moralistic and logical sounding fallcious nonsense, but it still doesn't change a thing. Stick to jacking off to fantasies of the revolution, kid. Your bad boy/asshole act needs some work.
ARE YOU STILL WASTING MY AIR WITH YOUR IDIOT YAMMERING, SON?
Quote from: Jeb BushARE YOU STILL WASTING MY AIR WITH YOUR IDIOT YAMMERING, SON?
Hey, now. You are dead, remember?
So you need no air.
And anyway, I think it's time you stop pinching your man-titties and start dancing, you flouncy ballerina.
So far the score for burns is like 23-1 in Hugh's favor....He really needs to work on that schtik, don't he :twisted:
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
You can claim all that moralistic and logical sounding fallcious nonsense, but it still doesn't change a thing.
HMM...SO YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD IGNORE THE LOGIC OF WHAT I'M SAYING?
ISN'T THAT TANTAMOUNT TO ADMITTING THAT I'M RIGHT?
Quote from: Jeb BushQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
You can claim all that moralistic and logical sounding fallcious nonsense, but it still doesn't change a thing.
HMM...SO YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD IGNORE THE LOGIC OF WHAT I'M SAYING?
ISN'T THAT TANTAMOUNT TO ADMITTING THAT I'M RIGHT?
I think that's the keyword in his taunt.
YOU KNOW WHY WHAT I SAID SOUNDS SO LOGICAL?
BECAUSE IT IS.
Not my fight, man.
Just pointing things out.
NO WORRIES, BRO.
YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY THE LAST PERSON HERE I WANT TO GET INTO A PISSING MATCH WITH.
Awww...
:oops:
I'm touched.
No Mal, not that kind of touching...
Quote from: LMNOAwww...
:oops:
I'm touched.
No Mal, not that kind of touching...
[the scrid gropes LMNO]
::BLISS::
I think Hugh finished him off with that "flouncy ballerina" remark.
Just sayin'.
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.
THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.
Hey Turd. I think your a great guy, but you do POST like A RABID BADGER'S CUNT! :lol: Doesn't mean I don't like you. Love ya in fact! I love Hugh too though. DEAL! :lol:
Quote from: Jeb BushYOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.
THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.
It's not mob mentality. The only thing he originally accused you of was deleting your own threads. I suspect most of us didn't care one way or the other. The more you make a big deal about this, the more guilty you look.
Now he is mostly accusing you of being a pain in the ass, which you are, which is an image you have cultivated, don't whine now that you have it.
Mob mentailty would have been if we all spammed a new forum you started, or if we all had agreed with Hugh and said, yeah, Turd is totally a hacker. I have talked to you about computer stuff, you don't know that much, but all a person really needs to know is how to use goole.com, just saying. 8)
Quote from: Jeb BushYOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.
THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.
Wait a second, didn't you say you didn't really like anyone here? I spent hours locked in the bathroom crying because of that post.
HON, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW I COULDN'T HACK MY WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG.
AND SYN: THANKS, MAN, I THINK YOU'RE COOL AS HELL TOO, BUT I FEEL OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU THAT BADGERS DO NOT, IN FACT, EXIST, SO IT FOLLOWS LOGICALLY THAT THEIR VAGINAE ALSO DO NOT EXIST.
ANYWAY, AS OF NOW, I'M OVER IT.
EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE I'M GOING TO BE A RAGING ASSHOLE TO HUGH FOREVER AND EVER 'TIL DEATH DO US PART, SO HELP ME JEEBUS, AMEN.
I mean really...the fucking nerve....
:?
Quote from: Jeb BushAND SYN: THANKS, MAN, I THINK YOU'RE COOL AS HELL TOO, BUT I FEEL OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU THAT BADGERS DO NOT, IN FACT, EXIST, SO IT FOLLOWS LOGICALLY THAT THEIR VAGINAE ALSO DO NOT EXIST.
FUCK! :cry:
Quote from: FnordiscordiaQuote from: Jeb BushYOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.
THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.
Wait a second, didn't you say you didn't really like anyone here? I spent hours locked in the bathroom crying because of that post.
good.
crying lessens your chances of tear-duct infection.
now, whether or not I like you is irrelevant. I just want to know what the creepy thing in your avatar is.
Quote from: Jeb BushANYWAY, AS OF NOW, I'M OVER IT.
Ah, damn. Did you two make up? And I was going to do a soap opera
parody tonight.
Maybe I will just bake some cookies to console myself.
Quote from: Jeb Bushcrying lessens your chances of tear-duct infection.
Then why are my eyes still stinging ghodsdamnit!!! Make me a tuna and banana pizza, oh PIZZA LORD!
TUUUUUUUUUUUUNA!!!
BANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAA!!!!!!!
THAT's the godsdammned STUFF!!! TUNA & BANANA > ALL OTHER PIZZA!!!
...except peperoni, anchovy and black olive...
:D
Quote from: synaptyx...except peperoni, anchovy and black olive...
:D
Noooooo.........fishies do NOT belong on pizza.
You need to go to hell for that heresy. ANCHOVY > ALL!!! :D
Quote from: synaptyxYou need to go to hell for that heresy. ALL > FISHIES!!!!! :D
There. Fixed that for you. :twisted:
NOOOEEESSSS!!! LLLLIEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Defend? What the hell, dude? Most of us were just watching the insults fly.
Friends are occasionally obliged to inform one when one is being an allegedly non-existent mammalian orifice, you know? Part of the territory. Did you think we were gonna go "Yeah! Go! Keep on being an asshole dude! Rah rah rah!"
And you can do the high-handed shtick as well as Hugh, you know it, and I've been on the receiving end of your ego trips more than once so.... Phhttttt.
Stupid fight. Blame the heat, blame the stars, whatever, but I hope it's over now, that's all I can say.
Um that was me, I got logged out
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: synaptyx...except peperoni, anchovy and black olive...
:D
Noooooo.........dead fishies do NOT belong on pizza.
Fixed that for ya, hon.
Quote from: FuckAssQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
You can claim all that moralistic and logical sounding fallcious nonsense, but it still doesn't change a thing.
HMM...SO YOU'RE SAYING WE SHOULD IGNORE THE LOGIC OF WHAT I'M SAYING?
ISN'T THAT TANTAMOUNT TO ADMITTING THAT I'M RIGHT?
Shit. You really need to go see a cognitive therapist about that text-reading disability. You seem unable to understand basic syntax and semantics. There is an area in the brain they can stimulate with electro-shock that outta fix that problem, Mr. Flouncy.
Quote from: FuckAssYOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.
THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.
Heh. Silly Ballerina, Discordianism is about standing up for yourself. "Mob mentality" indeed. People only say things like "mob mentality" when people disagree with them or are silent. Stop using such snarl words, you cognitively challenged Flouncy Wouncy.
Quote from: FuckAss
EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE I'M GOING TO BE A RAGING ASSHOLE TO HUGH FOREVER AND EVER 'TIL DEATH DO US PART, SO HELP ME JEEBUS,
:?
Bitch, please. I bet it takes you a lot of effort to just even say stuff like that. Silly boy. Look at you. Making a spectacle. High-handed Discordianism, indeed. You can't even be original, can you? You read our old Jihad posts against Tao Jones, didn't you?
Heh. You prolly are Tao Jones.
Quote from: FuckAssYOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER CARED MUCH FOR HUGH OR HIS HIGH-HANDED APPROACH TO DISCORDIANISM, SO WHILE I'M PISSED ABOUT HIM TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR HIS CRIMES, I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED OR SADDENED. HOWEVER, THE FACT THAT NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON HERE CAME FORWARD TO DEFEND ME OR EVEN TO OFFER MORAL SUPPORT, WELL, THAT IS SAD AND SPEAKS VOLUMES ABOUT THOSE OF YOU I CONSIDERED FRIENDS.
THE MOB MENTALITY HERE IS A SAD AND UGLY THING.
I know how you feel. My own silence has been for personal reasons and has nothing to do with mob mentality. It stems from having read something two people I considered to be my friends said about me. I'm sure you understand why I haven't offered moral support sooner.
But since we're on this subject, I'm willing to verify that you're telling the truth about your pm's being read. Someone has indeed been reading your pm's and I was, in fact, the subject of one of them. This pm was passed on to me, so I know it's the truth. Is that helpful and supportive enough?
um, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm glad I'm not a liar. did I still hack the board?
:?
I'm not talking about hacking the board. I'm talking about pm's.
Quote from: FuckAssum, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm glad I'm not a liar. did I still hack the board?
Aren't you the one with the big meat cleaver? I would think that that
constitutes eviden...
Turd. Put that meat cleaver down. Turd.
Turd!
::runs away::
GNOME PIZZA!!!!!!!
wait....nah, no Gnome pizza.
you were smart to bribe me pre-emptively with all those books.
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Yes, I am rather smart. In fact, I am smarter than...
::swipe::
EEKK!
::runs away from FuckAss::
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Bat-Raping Bump!
Tequila!
::does the Pee-Wee Herman dance::
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 01, 2011, 05:09:01 PM
Tequila!
::does the Pee-Wee Herman dance::
You sir, are a very bad man.
It's true!
RWHN,
scalilwag