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Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Horrorology => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 07:45:17 pm

Title: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 07:45:17 pm
One of my favorite movies as a kid was Judge Roy Bean, a "hanging judge" Western based (very) loosely on a real man, "The Only Law West of the Pecos".  Judge Roy Bean was a character who saw everything in black and white...Either you were innocent, and walked, or you were guilty, and hanged (For damn near any offense, at least in the movie.  In real life, it wasn't nearly so dramatic).  Trials were conducted in the taproom of his bar, with the locals acting as a jury.

Basically, think of it as the ultimate perversion of the US justice system.

Eventually, a lawyer moved onto the scene, alongside the general increase in civilization and infrastructure, and the lawyer put an end to the summary justice.  Real trials replaced the taproom lynchmob, and the area joined the rest of the nation in having an approximation of the rule of law.  Judge Roy Bean was put out to pasture, and you didn't really feel sympathetic toward him, no matter how maudlin the director made the background music.

Why is this relevant?

For 8 years, PD has hazed the shit out of new people, solely on tradition and cheap yuks.  I have, alongside Hunter S Durden, ECH, and a few others, usually led the charge.  In my opinion, it served a purpose...It shook up new people, and separated the sheep from the goats, like Jesus is supposed to do on judgement day.  He gets to keep the sheep, we get to keep the goats.  Everybody is happy.

But I am told, once again, that while it may be fun to crap all over people when they walk in the door, it is also wrong.  I am told that we should be nice to people when they arrive, to maximize new users.  Quantity over quality, is my take on it, but I am not exactly an authority on either.

Why fight it?  I could be wrong, after all.  Who knows?  There could be a brace of fresh-faced, brand new people just waiting until it's safe to stick their heads in the door and join the party.  Maybe we need pinealists and expert Discordians.  Perhaps the trolls troll because we just don't love them enough.

Maybe I'm just a bitter old fart whose time has passed, like Judge Roy Bean...Who, after all, was just trying to have a good time, much like myself.  Maybe it IS time to leave the hazing out, and stop charging dues.  It worked for blues music, right?  Personally, I think that part of the PD experience IS that hazing, but I appear to be outmoded and obsolete, at least with respect to this subject.

In any case, I am too broken down to fight about it anymore, anyway.  I'm fucking tired.  I've spent 8 years screaming, and my voice is raw.  It's time to let someone else pick up the torch, and we'll see if fluffy white clouds and pink bunnies and shit like that make this place more to this generation's liking.

If the lawyer is right, then things will improve, and you'll have a kindler, gentler, safer PD.  If not, you'll be listening to Ruby and folks like her for the rest of your life.

As for me, I'm going to get my rock n roll on.  You know where to find me...Screaming down that Lost Highway in an unsafe vehicle, swilling cheap whiskey and jabbering on cactus, while Freeky and Nurse Enabler curse me and beat me with meat hammers.  

Don't you wish you were me?

Okay forever,
Dok
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 20, 2010, 07:50:22 pm
OK forever makes me feel very uneasy...
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 20, 2010, 07:52:25 pm
OK forever makes me feel very uneasy...

Oh, I'm not going anywhere.  I used up my quota of flounces in 2007.

I've just spoken my piece, is all.  I've said everything I had to say.  Time to let some fresh blood jabber.

Time to let someone else be the heavy, if that is required.  I am, however, assured that it isn't.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 12:30:14 am
I am very Happy™ with this recent turn of events. :)
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 01:40:26 am
Jeez, who took the piss and vinegar out of you two? Do I have to post some subjectivist bullshit again? The barstool would feel better than this.... lovefest.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 02:25:32 am
Jeez, who took the piss and vinegar out of you two? Do I have to post some subjectivist bullshit again? The barstool would feel better than this.... lovefest.

But I love you. Being angry is so much work.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 02:45:50 am
Jeez, who took the piss and vinegar out of you two? Do I have to post some subjectivist bullshit again? The barstool would feel better than this.... lovefest.

But I love you. Being angry is so much work.

Damn you Hawk! Get angry! Your barstool couldn't hurt me if I just believed it couldn't. Your reality doesn't affect me at all, because you are a figment of my imagination! Now hit me with a barstool, goddamnit!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 02:50:53 am
I have consulted with my Happy™.

Attn Hawk:
Currently your Anger™ is unavailable for access. Please try again later, or if you think this message is in error click here to get a second opinion from your Unicorn.

Sorry Phox, Access to Anger denied.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 03:12:46 am
I have consulted with my Happy™.

Attn Hawk:
Currently your Anger™ is unavailable for access. Please try again later, or if you think this message is in error click here to get a second opinion from your Unicorn.

Sorry Phox, Access to Anger denied.

Well, damn. I guess I will just have to harass the new folks. Maybe form a posse. Hmm...
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 03:13:39 am
Go in peace.

Love,
Hawk
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 21, 2010, 03:16:36 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 03:22:33 am
Yeah, I'm tired.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:18:50 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

This.

Of course there is a SMALL risk that my hate gland will actually block up, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:19:58 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

This.

Of course there is a SMALL risk that my hate gland will actually block up, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Me too, after all, neither of us can die.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:21:17 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

This.

Of course there is a SMALL risk that my hate gland will actually block up, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Me too, after all, neither of us can die.

Yes, and this is too important to be stopped for the mere possibility of collateral damage.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:22:07 am
Peace and Love in all things.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:23:56 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:26:01 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:26:15 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:28:47 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.

I liked you better when you were a horrible cunt. Enjoy your retirement though.  :lulz:
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.

I still like you the same. Now you're just kinda creepy. Ah, but it's all good. Still looking forward to reading your book.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:30:32 am

I don't think you understand.  You are going to see the light.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:31:52 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.

I liked you better when you were a horrible cunt. Enjoy your retirement though.  :lulz:
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.

I still like you the same. Now you're just kinda creepy. Ah, but it's all good. Still looking forward to reading your book.

Your kindness has brought a tear to my eye, thank you.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:34:46 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.

I liked you better when you were a horrible cunt. Enjoy your retirement though.  :lulz:
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.

I still like you the same. Now you're just kinda creepy. Ah, but it's all good. Still looking forward to reading your book.

Your kindness has brought a tear to my eye, thank you.

I'm still gonna be a royal bitch to other people. Soz, you haven't converted me.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:38:14 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.

I liked you better when you were a horrible cunt. Enjoy your retirement though.  :lulz:
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.

I still like you the same. Now you're just kinda creepy. Ah, but it's all good. Still looking forward to reading your book.

Your kindness has brought a tear to my eye, thank you.

I'm still gonna be a royal bitch to other people. Soz, you haven't converted me.  :lulz:

I will pray to the Goddess for you.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:38:58 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.

I liked you better when you were a horrible cunt. Enjoy your retirement though.  :lulz:
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.

I still like you the same. Now you're just kinda creepy. Ah, but it's all good. Still looking forward to reading your book.

Your kindness has brought a tear to my eye, thank you.

I'm still gonna be a royal bitch to other people. Soz, you haven't converted me.  :lulz:

I will pray to the Goddess for you.

Thanks, Hawk. I will smite a pagan for you.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:39:15 am

I don't think you understand.  You are going to see the light.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:43:28 am
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

No, no, you just have to see the light.

I liked you better when you were a horrible cunt. Enjoy your retirement though.  :lulz:
Phox-
CB and Howl have earned their rest. Seriously. I've only been here since Feb, and they've done more than they have to in that time. Why agitate further? Let ECH be the heavy, and let CB and Howl enjoy just being members, wisemen even.

Wanna join my posse, then? As long as they stop making me fell the love, I'll leave them be. But if I have to be subjected to their emotions, rage and hatred is what I need.

You should have some warm milk.

I still like you the same. Now you're just kinda creepy. Ah, but it's all good. Still looking forward to reading your book.

Your kindness has brought a tear to my eye, thank you.

I'm still gonna be a royal bitch to other people. Soz, you haven't converted me.  :lulz:

I will pray to the Goddess for you.

Thanks, Hawk. I will smite a pagan for you.

Smiting is just so...violent. I will bake some cookies and we can talk about it. Wouldn't you like to sit and talk?
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Phox on October 21, 2010, 04:44:44 am

I don't think you understand.  You are going to see the light.

Oh, I understand. But you see, the only way I will see the light is if you violently force me to.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:50:19 am

I don't think you understand.  You are going to see the light.

Oh, I understand. But you see, the only way I will see the light is if you violently force me to.

THAT CAN BE ARRANG...Nonsense.  We'll all be happy, soon.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:52:10 am

I don't think you understand.  You are going to see the light.

Oh, I understand. But you see, the only way I will see the light is if you violently force me to.

Violence is out of the question! Oh! My! Did you try the warm milk?
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: The Wizard on October 21, 2010, 05:05:58 am
Sweet Merciful FUCK!!! This should not be happening. We don't need to be nice, we need to jack-slap the bastards into using their damn brains! You can't do that by being nice!
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:10:51 am
Sweet Merciful FUCK!!! This should not be happening. We don't need to be nice, we need to jack-slap the bastards into using their damn brains! You can't do that by being nice!

We must welcome them into the fold with open arms. May I suggest a hymn or two?
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: The Wizard on October 21, 2010, 05:14:07 am
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We must welcome them into the fold with open arms. May I suggest a hymn or two?

NO. We must cast them into the fire pit and beat them with broken bottles! Cut and bleed the fuckers until they're either thinking like a biped or EOT has to dig another shallow grave out back!
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:16:43 am
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We must welcome them into the fold with open arms. May I suggest a hymn or two?

NO. We must cast them into the fire pit and beat them with broken bottles! Cut and bleed the fuckers until they're either thinking like a biped or EOT has to dig another shallow grave out back!

Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: The Wizard on October 21, 2010, 05:17:37 am
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Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

We do them no favors by molly coddling them.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:19:01 am
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Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

We do them no favors by molly coddling them.

I will pray for you.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: The Wizard on October 21, 2010, 05:20:48 am
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I will pray for you.

 :clint:

This man's example must be followed.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:17:50 pm
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Oh! No! We must love them, how else are they going to stay? They are young and tender, we must do what we can.

We do them no favors by molly coddling them.

That's what I think.  But I am told that I was ruining everything.

Hell, I may have put us at risk on Big Boards!
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 03:19:39 pm
I just don't think I can go back to being angry, this way requires so much less effort.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 03:23:30 pm
I just don't think I can go back to being angry, this way requires so much less effort.

SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO CHARLEY, YOU BASTARDS?
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 03:27:49 pm
It's reversible.

I am not only the VP of The Horrible Cunt™ Cabal, I am also the co-founder.

Assholes.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 21, 2010, 04:02:45 pm
As the co-representative of the Terrible Bitch Cabal, while I cannot completely endorse this new and kinder, gentler, sweeter, kissy face PD.  I will, as the trooper I am, follow along and make every effort to find the sweet person inside of me and share her with the members old and new here.

























































 :asplode:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:06:53 pm
As the co-representative of the Terrible Bitch Cabal, while I cannot completely endorse this new and kinder, gentler, sweeter, kissy face PD.  I will, as the trooper I am, follow along and make every effort to find the sweet person inside of me and share her with the members old and new here.

























































 :asplode:

Stuff it up your arse. The nice guy shit died a horrible death in the sunlight.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 21, 2010, 04:11:14 pm
As the co-representative of the Terrible Bitch Cabal, while I cannot completely endorse this new and kinder, gentler, sweeter, kissy face PD.  I will, as the trooper I am, follow along and make every effort to find the sweet person inside of me and share her with the members old and new here.

























































 :asplode:

Stuff it up your arse. The nice guy shit died a horrible death in the sunlight.

FUCK YOU MY MOTHER DIED FROM STUFFING SUNLIGHT UP HER ARSE  :argh!:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:13:57 pm
In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 21, 2010, 04:16:17 pm
In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.


 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 21, 2010, 04:19:12 pm
In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.

Only on her mother's side.  She couldn't sparkle and all the other vampires made fun of her. It was quite traumatic and sad really.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:21:12 pm
In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.

Only on her mother's side.  She couldn't sparkle and all the other vampires made fun of her. It was quite traumatic and sad really.

She tried to sparkle from the inside. That is always fatal.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 21, 2010, 04:26:02 pm
In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.

Only on her mother's side.  She couldn't sparkle and all the other vampires made fun of her. It was quite traumatic and sad really.

She tried to sparkle from the inside. That is always fatal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:38:02 pm
You are a terrible person. That is all.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 21, 2010, 04:41:52 pm


In that case she was a vampire and deserved it.

Only on her mother's side.  She couldn't sparkle and all the other vampires made fun of her. It was quite traumatic and sad really.

She tried to sparkle from the inside. That is always fatal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ


You are a terrible person. That is all.

I can't youtube so I'll just take Charley's word on it!!!
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 21, 2010, 04:48:55 pm
You are a terrible person. That is all.

Charley, I know you got some party pants and rubber boots somewhere  :lulz:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:55:24 pm
You are a terrible person. That is all.

Charley, I know you got some party pants and rubber boots somewhere  :lulz:

One day, when you least expect it.........


I promise.
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 21, 2010, 06:13:44 pm
Aww, Charley-Poo isn't nice anymore? :horrormirth:

I was starting to really like him not being an asshole...























:vom:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 07:08:08 pm
Aww, Charley-Poo isn't nice anymore? :horrormirth:

I was starting to really like him not being an asshole...























:vom:

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee67/fukkkit7/illuminati.jpg)
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 21, 2010, 07:10:31 pm
Kay  *sits*
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Rumckle on October 22, 2010, 12:49:01 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ


 :aaa:



:asplode:
Title: Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 8: A Kindler, Gentler PD.
Post by: Nast on October 30, 2010, 05:51:28 am
I admit, I'm tired of bitchiness and cynicism and misanthropy, there's too much of that sort of thing in the world and it does no one any good. We shouldn't glorify being unpleasant to each other.

Though people shouldn't feel as if they have to stifle their own personalities - that's no good. I'd rather have people be themselves than putting up a cracked smile.