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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm

Title: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:33:11 pm
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 

(http://media.cleveland.com/nationworld_impact/photo/michele--bachmann-waterloo-iowa-062611jpg-69983a51156787b8.jpg)

THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2011, 11:40:32 pm
Not a shoop (yet, that will change).  Zoom in on Michelle Bachmann's face. 

(http://media.cleveland.com/nationworld_impact/photo/michele--bachmann-waterloo-iowa-062611jpg-69983a51156787b8.jpg)

THERE'S NO EYEBALLS!  JUST BLACK HOLES!

(NOW, I'm gonna shoop it.)

I don't for even one minute believe that she's a lesbian.
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:48:35 pm
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/michele--bachmann1.jpg)
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2011, 11:49:56 pm
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/305681/thumbs/s-BACHMANN-ARMS-large300.jpg)

NO.  FUCKING. 
EYEBALLS.
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Vaud on July 12, 2011, 12:22:04 am
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/zalgo.jpg)
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2011, 12:22:56 am
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Juana on July 12, 2011, 02:23:14 am
:lulz: Nice, Vaud!
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Luna on July 12, 2011, 02:38:30 am
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n595/Luna0219/PeeDee/Bachdemon.jpg)
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Phox on July 12, 2011, 03:46:01 am
This thread makes me happy.  :)
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 12, 2011, 07:34:47 am
I wish I could see those at work.
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 12, 2011, 11:06:28 am
They're evolving...  :lulz:
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2011, 01:16:24 pm
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/zalgo.jpg)

Fuck yes. Yoinked.
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on July 12, 2011, 02:37:24 pm
Bachmann is a black eyed kid!
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 12, 2011, 04:08:56 pm
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!
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(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/zalgo.jpg)
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 12, 2011, 05:32:58 pm
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/zalgo.jpg)

This one is amazing!

:mittens: :lulz: :argh!: :fnord: :fap:
Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 12, 2011, 07:10:19 pm
I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice
I wanna be elected
I'm your yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce
I wanna be elected
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(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/zalgo.jpg)

Title: Re: Zalgo is running for president.
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on July 12, 2011, 09:45:32 pm
Holy Fuck, no shoop required:
(http://i.imgur.com/uGyqm.jpg)