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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 07:59:24 pm

Title: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 07:59:24 pm
the subject says it all. (i was originally going to suggest a few others (Shania Twain's Man, I feel like a Woman, Celine Dion's My Heart will Go On, ABBA's Dancing Queen (which Dancing Queen was to pay homage for the cruelness of ABBA being all mean to The Justified Ancients of MuMu) or Whoever sings, What a Girl Wants... but they wouldn't fit.))

:D

hold on i shall look up who did that song...

O, Christina Aguilera...

*nods,

or you can pick something by Immortal. :D

(EDIT:  Sticky removed - dok)
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 08:12:16 pm
Haha I wonít be tricked into stripping to ďMemoryĒ for the twisted pleasure of Eris EVER AGAIN.

Nice try tho.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Faust on September 05, 2018, 08:20:25 pm
* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 08:31:41 pm
* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *

At what point does an IT guy need overalls?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 08:32:43 pm
Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 08:33:58 pm
Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.

:O o my, i did forget the 2000s era...
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 08:37:22 pm
Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.

:O o my, i did forget the 2000s era...

Also Turn Down for What.  It's the only way you're getting LMNO's pants off, now that he's turned all serious.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 08:48:11 pm
Also, OP forgot Taylor Swift.

Doktor Howl,
Is Delicate.

:O o my, i did forget the 2000s era...

Also Turn Down for What.  It's the only way you're getting LMNO's pants off, now that he's turned all serious.

RIP LMNO...

FINE LISTEN TO WHAT EVER WILL MAKE YOU STRIP! just don't listen to Cats then.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 08:53:33 pm
Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Timís duet with himself on I Got You Babe.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: LMNO on September 05, 2018, 08:55:37 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:02:34 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

:D run outside. yelling, "the end of the world is not cumming!"
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:03:55 pm
Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Timís duet with himself on I Got You Babe.

well... shit.
i guess...

there is no other option...
we have to summon Yig.

Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 09:09:07 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:12:33 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?


please enlighten me? :O
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 09:15:34 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?


please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:18:53 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?


please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.


...well, i am old enough... but detrimental anxiety prevents me from buying it with out an id... also i end up being an absolute slut on any amount of alcohol... :D
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 09:19:45 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?


please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.


...well, i am old enough... but detrimental anxiety prevents me from buying it with out an id... also i end up being an absolute slut on any amount of alcohol... :D

Then DEFINITELY no Robbie Williams for you.

WE'RE RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE HERE.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 09:22:36 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?

Yes. This.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 09:23:07 pm
Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Timís duet with himself on I Got You Babe.

well... shit.
i guess...

there is no other option...
we have to summon Yig.

Yig Sithith?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:24:56 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?

please enlighten me? :O

No, you're too young.  You still have afterbirth on your damn forehead.  No Robbie Williams for you until you can buy your own beer.  Then MAYBE.

...well, i am old enough... but detrimental anxiety prevents me from buying it with out an id... also i end up being an absolute slut on any amount of alcohol... :D

Then DEFINITELY no Robbie Williams for you.

WE'RE RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE HERE.


*throws down what ever it is i am currently holding???

damn it all to hell... I AM A GODDESS! GRANT ME THE VIDEO OR I WILL SUMMON... something... they usually end up looking a mixture of goetia and some strange blob things... :O but they end up being really annoying because they make a high pitched EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sound for quite a while... then the kinda turn to slush... and become a tornado... so GRANT ME THE VIDEO!
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:25:41 pm
Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Timís duet with himself on I Got You Babe.

well... shit.
i guess...

there is no other option...
we have to summon Yig.

Yig Sithith?

no... apparently Yog Sothoth is busy...
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 09:29:08 pm
Still not going to do it, even if I can strip to Tiny Timís duet with himself on I Got You Babe.

well... shit.
i guess...

there is no other option...
we have to summon Yig.

Yig Sithith?

no... apparently Yog Sothoth is busy...

Being the keeper of the gate, whilst simultaneously being the gate is hella time consuming, man.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: LMNO on September 05, 2018, 09:30:41 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?

Good call.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 09:31:42 pm
I'm already naked.  What do I do now?

That British dude, Robbie Williams?  Remember that video?

Good call.

I am stuffed full of useful advice.  Like Redman.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:35:48 pm
 :kingmeh: :argh!: :evil: :?

fine then i will go to the wikipedia gods and ask them.

Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 09:36:50 pm
:kingmeh: :argh!: :evil: :?

fine then i will go to the wikipedia gods and ask them.

You'll be sorry.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 09:37:39 pm
Robbie Williams is sort of the Manhattan Project of dysmorphia.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:44:51 pm
:kingmeh: :argh!: :evil: :?

fine then i will go to the wikipedia gods and ask them.

You'll be sorry.


Robbie Williams is sort of the Manhattan Project of dysmorphia.



:O o my.

from the photos on wikipedia... he seems a little scary. :O
but for some odd reason i can see him singing with bieber... :O
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 09:48:28 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 10:06:17 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 10:09:10 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

informative.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Faust on September 05, 2018, 10:14:26 pm
* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *

At what point does an IT guy need overalls?
I'm more comfortable in overalls then at the stripper pole. What I described is about as seductive as I get.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:19:03 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:19:41 pm
* Grumpily puts on overalls at five A.M to Phantom of the Opera - Overture *

At what point does an IT guy need overalls?
I'm more comfortable in overalls then at the stripper pole. What I described is about as seductive as I get.

By day, mild-mannered IT barbarian.

By night, lead singer of Dexie's Midnight Runners.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 10:28:33 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00 :D


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 10:34:55 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00 :D


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? Itís been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe itís still banned here actually.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 10:41:02 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00 :D


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? Itís been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe itís still banned here actually.


:O what country are you in?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 10:43:29 pm
...i might fetch his music... for science and gnosis... maybe i will guess the video. :O

It will be very obvious about 1 minute in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00 :D


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? Itís been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe itís still banned here actually.


:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 10:49:56 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00 :D


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? Itís been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe itís still banned here actually.


:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 10:57:45 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

Everyone should look at that except Cap.

... :O i time traveled to the late 80s early 90s :O

but yeah, that video is sexy as fuck after 3:00 :D


okay, new thing...

DO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE VIDEO AFTER YOU STRIP!

Oh is it 3 minutes in? Itís been a while for me. I was locked away for a while after the first time I watched that video.

I believe itís still banned here actually.


:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

Itís still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 11:00:30 pm

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

Itís still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.

*nods, is it true Canadaians are nice people?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Ziegejunge on September 05, 2018, 11:15:19 pm
How have I not listened to Robbie Williams since the Rudebox days? That's like, more than a decade.

Who am I even?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 11:15:59 pm

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

Itís still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.

*nods, is it true Canadaians are nice people?

No. Theyíre polite.

Itís different, but easily confused.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 05, 2018, 11:22:00 pm
So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 05, 2018, 11:32:20 pm
So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

You have to be a Level 5 User for me to reveal that.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 06, 2018, 12:21:01 am
So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

You have to be a Level 5 User for me to reveal that.

:O how do i get to this status?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 06, 2018, 11:30:20 pm
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams? I remember seeing him live at one time. He dribbled a football (soccer ball for you uncultured American swine) during his ballads, because he thought they were so damn boring.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: LuciferX on September 07, 2018, 01:23:43 am
Quote
but detrimental anxiety prevents me from buying it with out an id
:lulz:

My superego can relate to this.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 07, 2018, 04:20:28 am
So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

You have to be a Level 5 User for me to reveal that.

:O how do i get to this status?

First, you must commit to Sparkle Motion.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 04:43:39 am
So i might be able to fit in in Canada. :O are there initiation rites required to live there?

You have to be a Level 5 User for me to reveal that.

:O how do i get to this status?

First, you must commit to Sparkle Motion.


 :troll:
...   

 :hosrie:


...

 :doarape: :awesome:
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 04:52:21 am
there were no donnie darko gif things in the more thing, so i went with the other meaning... :O i feel really scary now.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 07, 2018, 01:54:45 pm
Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 01:58:46 pm
Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.


what is the next step? :O
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 07, 2018, 08:55:45 pm
Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.


what is the next step? :O

Understanding Leonard Cohen.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 10:24:14 pm
Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.


what is the next step? :O

Understanding Leonard Cohen.

:D that is easy and logical.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 07, 2018, 11:05:01 pm
Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.


what is the next step? :O

Understanding Leonard Cohen.

:D that is easy and logical.

People sure think it is.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Capeditiea on September 07, 2018, 11:11:33 pm
Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.


what is the next step? :O

Understanding Leonard Cohen.

:D that is easy and logical.

People sure think it is.


i hope so.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 10, 2018, 06:08:21 am
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 10, 2018, 06:14:15 am

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

Itís still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.

*nods, is it true Canadaians are nice people?

Canadians are a a sack of bastards.  They Tim Horton's and they bagged milk and they Doug Ford just when you thought they had sobered up.  Sometimes they Harper, and he spends 3 years burning libraries (not kidding, look it up).

They built the CN Tower because they knew it would be impossible to demolish. Fact.  One day it will simply fall over and crush Pickering.  The bathroom vents to atmosphere and soaks Markham Road in a drizzle of the kind of shit that salt & vinegar chips produces.

Okay, that last one is funny.  But STILL, that's just the shit they do in their one city.  In the wilderness it's way worse.  Every year they have the Jack London Games, where everyone races out onto thin ice on some lake in the Yukon.  First one to fall in and drown wins the gold.  They do this for FUN.  The runners-up then go accidentally shoot American hunters.  But they say sorry, which is polite, at least. 
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 10, 2018, 02:13:24 pm
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:

I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 10, 2018, 07:09:28 pm
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:

I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?

It's the difference between always knowing where a bathroom is and saying fuck it and wearing depends.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on September 11, 2018, 12:32:32 am
Canadians are a a sack of bastards.
You're just jealous that everybody likes us better than you, now.  Well, except for a couple places like Saudi Arabia that don't matter anyway.

Quote
Sometimes they Harper, and he spends 3 years burning libraries (not kidding, look it up).
Harper muzzled scientists, too, in case scientific truth wasn't in line with political truth (mostly regarding climate change).

Quote
In the wilderness it's way worse.  Every year they have the Jack London Games, where everyone races out onto thin ice on some lake in the Yukon.  First one to fall in and drown wins the gold.  They do this for FUN.  The runners-up then go accidentally shoot American hunters.  But they say sorry, which is polite, at least.
Our provincial sport is screaming and throwing rocks at people.  Every town larger than three people has an arena for this purpose.  It's hard to get kids interested in it, though, they find it boring.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Hoopla! on September 11, 2018, 02:02:54 am

:O what country are you in?

We used to call it Canada.

:O what is it called now?

Itís still called Canada.

But we used to call it that too.

*nods, is it true Canadaians are nice people?

Canadians are a a sack of bastards.  They Tim Horton's and they bagged milk and they Doug Ford just when you thought they had sobered up.  Sometimes they Harper, and he spends 3 years burning libraries (not kidding, look it up).

They built the CN Tower because they knew it would be impossible to demolish. Fact.  One day it will simply fall over and crush Pickering.  The bathroom vents to atmosphere and soaks Markham Road in a drizzle of the kind of shit that salt & vinegar chips produces.

Okay, that last one is funny.  But STILL, that's just the shit they do in their one city.  In the wilderness it's way worse.  Every year they have the Jack London Games, where everyone races out onto thin ice on some lake in the Yukon.  First one to fall in and drown wins the gold.  They do this for FUN.  The runners-up then go accidentally shoot American hunters.  But they say sorry, which is polite, at least.

See? We're polite, goddamit.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 11, 2018, 02:07:11 am

Harper muzzled scientists, too, in case scientific truth wasn't in line with political truth (mostly regarding climate change).


The libraries he burned were the fisheries library, including 8 years of my father's work.  The records burned go back all the way to the 1850 Challenger Expedition.

The reason they were burned, of course, was to deny climate scientists a basis for comparison.

Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 12, 2018, 10:51:47 pm
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:

I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?

It's the difference between always knowing where a bathroom is and saying fuck it and wearing depends.

Alright. I'll give you that.
I just let it go on the streets.

And all them goddamn meds. I dunno if it's because of the life I've led, but I need exogenous hormones to function. It sucks.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 11:27:42 pm
Way to bring me back to youthful times there, Dok. Robbie Williams?


:crankey:

I'm not that much younger than you. What's 10 or thereabouts years at this age?

It's the difference between always knowing where a bathroom is and saying fuck it and wearing depends.

Alright. I'll give you that.
I just let it go on the streets.

And all them goddamn meds. I dunno if it's because of the life I've led, but I need exogenous hormones to function. It sucks.

I was angry because I didn't have enough benzodiazepine, until I met a man who had no enzymes.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 12, 2018, 11:33:36 pm
My only positive with this is that I can take more of the stuff I need and feel even better.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2018, 11:36:29 pm
My only positive with this is that I can take more of the stuff I need and feel even better.

Same.  I JUST TAKE MORE AND THEN YARBALARBLARABLE  :lulz:

Seriously, though, you're hardly the only person who has to tune their body chemistry.  It could be way worse. 
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: LMNO on September 12, 2018, 11:52:32 pm
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 01:24:13 am
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 13, 2018, 01:30:23 am
My only positive with this is that I can take more of the stuff I need and feel even better.

Same.  I JUST TAKE MORE AND THEN YARBALARBLARABLE  :lulz:

Seriously, though, you're hardly the only person who has to tune their body chemistry.  It could be way worse.

Oh, I know. A buddy of mine has to take around twenty pills and a couple of shots every day.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2018, 12:56:54 pm
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.

Great.  I just got my ascot back from the dry cleaners', too.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 07:21:51 pm
Point of Oder: Why is this stickied?

Unsure.  Random things have been stickied and unstickied recently.  Faust is probably monkeying with the laws of nature again.

Great.  I just got my ascot back from the dry cleaners', too.


:lulz:


I did a bit of maintenance, board-wide.  Unstickied everything that was older than 2015, except for the stuff that has always been stickied.

I am like the anti-you.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2018, 07:34:15 pm
I'm never gonna live that one down.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2018, 09:20:36 pm
I'm never gonna live that one down.

:lulz:

I can't remember what I ate for breakfast, but I remember every single cringe moment on this board.
Title: Re: The Goddess hereby decrees that everyone strip to the broadway musical, Cats
Post by: Cain on September 13, 2018, 09:50:23 pm
I'm never gonna live that one down.

We still need felchies