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Messages - MagnificentSloth

#1
I don't know the guy, but I hope he made it to that parallel universe. It sounds like this country took way too much from him, and it would be reassuring to know at least they could not have him.
#2
Apple Talk / Re: This Shit Just HAS to Stop.
July 20, 2010, 09:14:23 PM
Make a car porn magazine and put it in their mail box addressed to one of their kids.
#4
Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck it.
May 01, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
I've come to the same feeling that everything is fucked. I mean things aren't that bad, but utopia is just sort of an illusion. I guess you just have to live with it.
#5
Apple Talk / Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
April 28, 2010, 02:33:35 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:

I would have said "Creation Science" myself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_science
#6
Apple Talk / Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:
#7
Apple Talk / Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
April 27, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
Well I fixed up my appearance. I kinda needed to insulted to get motivated. For some reason I think I have a lazy eye in this picture though.

#8
Apple Talk / Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
April 26, 2010, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: Burns on April 26, 2010, 05:55:19 AM
ENKI?
Nah, I wasn't really around for all that much. Hell, I don't even know who that is.
#10
Apple Talk / Re: Pure Comedy Gold Genius
April 26, 2010, 05:13:07 AM
#11
Apple Talk / Re: WTF is this?
April 26, 2010, 05:01:37 AM
#12
They are just trying to make sure kids are getting their daily dose of Grand Theft Auto, it teaches good life lessons ya know.
#13
Apple Talk / Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
April 25, 2010, 01:37:53 AM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 25, 2010, 01:15:25 AM
stop fapping on your guitar...
no promises
#14
Apple Talk / Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
April 25, 2010, 01:13:19 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 25, 2010, 01:08:46 AM
Why is there a bottle of glue on the nightstand next to your bed? Is that what you call a sleep aid?
It's guitar cleaner.
#15
Or Kill Me / Re: Restless
April 24, 2010, 10:55:32 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 24, 2010, 10:52:26 PM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 24, 2010, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 24, 2010, 10:36:58 PM
Have you tried melatonin?
I was thinking more along the liens of heroin or a low dose of geodon, but I heard that have that for free at the supermarket. Hell, I might get some free samples latter tonight of that shit, if you know what I mean. pic related, I didn't draw that shit, I wish I had those skills.


Ehhhhhh......are you trying to troll us or something? Just wondering.
No, I'm just naturally unstable and weird. I can also get heroin for a magic puerto rican, but if I do it I'm going to end up doing it more than once and I don't have that kind of money because I have no job. I blame the govment.