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One of the reasons I am not a fan of modern TV shows is that writers are now using that slow-creeping evil that desperately tries to justify itself. I just can't stand it. I have no sympathy for such villainy and it does not fascinate me in the least. I want stories where, as is said above, evil gets kicked in the junk, and we're done with it.

Yeah, I know real-life evil isn't like that at all. But I like my escapism. I like to root against Cobra Commander and those poor schmucks who try to outsmart Joe Friday. I know they will fail but will entertain me anyway. That's all I want, man. To be entertain while I cower in my cave.

"You are my distraction, and I am yours." -- I like it.

My wife would like this, except she'd always get the $10 ring. Because life sucks.

I'd put "Day of the Dead fest Lady" on t-shirt or even a tattoo.
Not that I'm not getting a tattoo or anything, but that would be a cool design to have in their catalogs.

Nice knockers, man.
I'd buy one. No wait, I'll take two!