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It appears that there is a greater than average chance that I will become a father.





Ask me anything.

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

So I had a molar pulled two months ago. It was a hellish ordeal for me because I metabolize the anisthetic quickly. And it makes me shake a lot, so I can't sit still. But anyway. When my dentist considered himself finished, I heard him say to the nurse "There's still a piece in there." Well, I wasn't going to do anything about it, they had to cut the bitch out while the numbness wore off and stabbed me in the cheek besides, so I was done with dentists for a while.

Today, I had half a big bag of Tostito chips, and just now I pulled a big piece of tooth out of my gums. I'm kind of relived, because I was worried that I'd have to go back to get it taken care of, and I already owe them money.

THIS THREAD DEMANDS PICS OF YOUR FUCKED UP RETARD MOUTH!

THIS FORUM SUCKS!
WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET!
  WORST FORUM EVER!
   YES THAT INCLUDES THE ONE IN ROME!
    PD.COM ATE BY MABY!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/
(EDIT: SLIGHTLY NSFW, ALSO FAGGOTCOPTER! LOLOLOL!)

It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

FUCK YOURSELF SHITNECK! AMERICA IS AWESOME!

SO A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB AND VOIDS THE WARRANTY!

P.S. SHUT THE FUCK UP ENKII!

1) POUR MELTED CRAYONS INTO YOUR ASS.
2) LET HARDEN.
3) ?????
4) TECHNICOLOR POOPMOLD OF YOUR INTESTINES!

[EAT THEM.]

So I have those 3 stray kittens in my garage and their mom is outside.
Calling for them.
-Do I put them back outside with her, where they can slide down the steep slope into the crick, get eaten by a possum or hawk? (hawks don't mess around in these parts)
-Or do I keep feeding them till I  can find them homes.

Note- they're weened, they eat dry food, but they're tiny.

What do I do? Anyone know? 

EAT THEM.

http://888chan.org/net/#
http://z6.invisionfree.com/ProjectATT/index.php

VENETIAN SNARES - POUNCELIOT

THIS THREAD IS MASSIVE FAGGOTRY

YEAH, GREAT! A MAN IS DEAD.

CALLOUS TWAT!

STAND BY FOR FECAL BUKAKEFEST!

RUNESCAPE: EVERYONE GET BANNED FROM IT!

Him and Blair are going to declare their deep man-love for each other, team up, and fight crime.

Its so obvious.  They're the ambigously gay superhero duo of the 21st century.

RAGING HARDON

I HAVE ONE

HAY GUISE! WATS GOIN ON IN HERE?!