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I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.

BEARFORCE1-Shake That Thing

In AD 2101, war was beginning.

Fixed.

Way to kill a joke. >:C

Happy Nye, you say?

We get signal.

In AD 2010, war was beginning.

This post makes me feel happy inside. I don't think that's the intended tone, but I don't care. It makes me feel good about never writing anything down but unsatisfactory poetry. Thank you.

OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED HOW THIS LOOKS

Sorry, I wasn't saying the post was bad, I was talking about the bit about notebooks.

This post makes me feel happy inside. I don't think that's the intended tone, but I don't care. It makes me feel good about never writing anything down but unsatisfactory poetry. Thank you.

I have the hiccups. I don't know how yet, but I'm sure Ford is responsible somewhere down the line. Vengeance will be had. 

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Sign                       Leo
Spoken Languages   English, Hebrew
Self Description       I am in outgoing gangster. I just pimp around the streets of Steal City (Pittsburgh). I love basketball and dudes. I get lonely alot and all I want is for some gangster thug to wrap his arms around me at night and tell me it going to be alright.

Awwwwww. 

That's so sweet.

I love these stories. IMO, this one was even better than the first.

[WHY, FORD?WHY NOW???]

BECAUSE OF FORD I LOST MY BOYFRIEND, GOT ADDICTED TO TRANQUILIZERS, BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC, FORGOT HOW TO MAKE FOOD, MY HEART STOPPED BEATING, IT SNOWED, AND THE ZIPPER ON MY FAVORITE HOODIE BROKE.

OH AND THEN I GOT EPILEPSY, DIABETES, AIDS, LICE, AND WILFORD BRIMLEY.

WHY, FORD?

WHY NOW???

FORD IS RUINING MY LIFE. 

FORD IS THE NEW FILM FLAM

EVER SINCE I READ THIS THREAD I HAVEN'T WALKED - THREAD CAUSED ME TO NOT BE ABLE TO WALK.

RUN, GRIN, RUN!

Muffle dope pabst hoopskirt.

Ebbing rod, "hoopskirt pabst," spag. Alternate whiffle sponge; klepto murmur under network truffle. IN THA NADS!

Personally, I gobble take a brown waffle lip.

These will keep you warm for the winter.