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#46
Apple Talk / Re: Looking for a pic.
October 01, 2011, 05:21:10 AM
Quote from: Net on September 30, 2011, 08:18:59 AM
There were devils on the shower curtains and she was drinking a beer, right?

That was redacted by the photographer, probably because a consent form by the girl was not signed.

The good news is that we can find an attractive woman on a toilet to recreate it!


Yes. That one. Well, shit you would have thought that getting permission from the girl would've been a good idea first.


Quote from: NetHow much is that idea worth to you, maphdet?
Not much at all.  8)



#47
Apple Talk / Re: Looking for a pic.
September 30, 2011, 05:20:03 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 30, 2011, 05:11:00 AM
With all due respect....

This raises my eyebrow a bit

Yeah, I could see how that would.
:oops:
#48
Apple Talk / Looking for a pic.
September 30, 2011, 05:03:12 AM
I think it was a poster. A bathroom scene with a cute girl on a toilet.

Yeah-not much to go by-It was here somewhere. If this rings a bell with anyone, could you please post a link or point me in the right direction.

Thanks.
#49
Apple Talk / Re: WTF, ORKNEY?
September 27, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
Fuck.

I will never view the Orkney Islands the same again.
:|
#50
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Political quotes of the moment
September 23, 2011, 05:28:44 PM
The government today announced that it's changing its symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


If this belongs to a different quote/whatnot thread, feel free to move. My lazy ass couldn't find where else to put it.
#51
Principia Discussion / Re: Forms of Discordian Belief
September 21, 2011, 07:30:30 AM
Discordian Trollocaust- Incorporating the lulz IRL.

#52
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: maphdet on September 04, 2011, 05:21:09 AM
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.

Thanks. This simplifies halloween.

I may be able to even pull that outta my closet.
Minus the blonde.

Maph-
On a wig hunt now. :)
#53
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.
#54
Apple Talk / Re: Bahhhh-Fucking Robots
August 13, 2011, 03:51:10 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 13, 2011, 03:46:01 AM
it doesn't completely work though...

I am not even going to attempt to fix this shit til the am.
#55
Brilliant Trip.

*mumbles to herself* Even though i still see the freaking bots.

#57
Apple Talk / Bahhhh-Fucking Robots
August 13, 2011, 03:08:55 AM
How do I turn every body back to a body?

:argh!:

See that is why I normally Do Not Click on Any Thing here. Help, Please.  :sad:
#58
Bah-People are going to find ways around this kind of stuff anyway. I think these companies create these 'protective' measures to ensure their profit margins. This creates hype and attention to said companies.

What gets me is that we (as a people) have allowed ourselves to be so reliant on these devises that when they pull this kind of shit (turning off a device, that you paid for, remotely-which on basic principal is absurd) there is little to nothing you can do to stop it or completely change what you have become reliant on.
Blah-so then I say a cliche-we have made the bed we sleep in. Or something like that.


Disclaimer-Maph's been drinking tonight.

#59
Aneristic Illusions / Re: London calling
August 10, 2011, 05:02:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:51:51 PM
Soon?

:lulz:



Thanks for the map find.
#60
I don't know, I can't see this actually happening. It would cause a Mass amount of People to Freak Out At Once. And they (government officials) know this and do not want it to happen.

My mom on the other hand is convinced she is not going to get a ss check in August.