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PLEASE TO NOTE THAT BEHIND IS TO EQUAL THE SEXUAL LINGO FOR ANUS.

THIS IS TO MEAN THAT THE TOOTSIE IS WISHING TO SODOMIZE VIA THE SABERING LIGHT! PLEASE TO PROTECT YA NECK!

PLEASE TO SEEK BUDDHA NATURE!

WE ARE TO DECLARE THIS CLASSIC HELLO!

DO NEVER TEST THE UNTESTABLE BUDDHA WRATH!

OUR JUDGEMENT HAS FINAL!

BOW! WORSHIP!

THIS IS TO PLEASE OURSELVES.

WE ARE TO FORMAL REQUEST OF THE NOODLE THAT SHE SPLOOGE FROM HER FINGERS A PICTURE OF OUR MIGHTY BUDDHA NATURE?

HEY SOCKBABY! WANNA FOOD UP WITH US OR WHAT?
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THE SOCK BABY JESUS SOCK SAVIOR TO THE SOCK PEOPLE IS VERY HELLO!

PLEASE TO SODOMIZE THE NANNY WITH GREAT GRATUITY! THIS WILL LEAD TO REVELATION OF THE UNHELLO STATE OF CENSORSHIP.

PLEASE TO NOTE: BRAIN IS AUTONOMOUS ANNIHILATOR!

THIS IS US BRAGGING OUR BUDDHA NATURE.

ARE YOU JEALOUS? DO YOU LIKE BUDDHA NATURE?

PLEASE TO MAIL US MONEY AND WE WILL GIVE YOU BUDDHA NATURE FREE!

NOW WE WILL MAKE THE RANT.

THUS THE UNHELLO MAY BEGIN? MAYBE. BUT WILL UNHELLO EQUAL OUT TO HELLO? THIS IS TO NOT MAKE THE MATHEMATICAL BUT WE ARE UNAWARE OF THEM.

DANCE WITH MY GIGGLING JIGGLING BUDDHA BELLY, YOU WILL FIND IT VERY GENEROUS. THIS WILL MAKE YOU YELLO AND MAYBE A LITTLE WET IN THE UNDERWEARS. WE HAVE THE SEXY BUDDHA NATURE, MMM YES. PLEASE TO RUB US CORRECTLY? VERRY HELLO!

OH YES, AND NOW WE ARE THE SPENT LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S ANCIENTY BEEF JERKY PURSE?

WE ARE ONE EYEBALL! SEE OUR DANGLING PARTS!
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BOOK! BOOK! BOOK!

HELLO TO YOU PAST!

...and then, as though someone were taking a big dump on my head, it hit me.

DISCORDIANISM = EXISTENTIAL EMO-ISM

now, please to be fucking off with poorly thought-out defenses of dead irreligion.

WEEEOOOO! YOU HAVE MANGLED THE NAIL'S FACE WITH YOUR HAMMER OF HELLO!

RAH! WE WILL EXPLODE ALL CLOWNS WHO OPPOSE US!