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I would've just peed in it anyway.

Apparently if you are going to be homeless Toronto is the place to go.

...b-but Toronto is cold (So is England, I know, I KNOW, can't a girl have her fantasies?!) and I don't wanna run into Kaienne.  I'd be too intimidated by that overabundant raw cutting-edge style.

Really want to know?

Yup.  I'll try not to go all stupidly defensive but no promises.

Run all you like, but it will be the same in Europe because the problem isn't in your job and it isn't in America, it's in your head.

Europe isn't Slack.  Neither is America.

I say Europe for the change in scenery and my love for the Crumpet-suckers.  I know I'm the same boring me wherever I go.  Any other helpful observations?

I've considered running away to Europe and being homeless as an alternative to being just another wage slave.  I wonder if it would be worth it to the authorities to deport me, or if they'd let me wander around, eating out of the trash and taking mental pictures.  Anyone have experience with homelessness?  The cold must suck, and the not being allowed to loiter in bookstores, and the getting raped, but to me it seems to have its pros too...not working, going where I choose when I choose, having a lot more time to watch squirrels play.

I'm not suggesting Vex abandon the fam.  I don't have much pity for him.  I can't spawn, so everyone who does gets to experience certain joys I'm denied, and if that means they're trapped in Pleasantville I couldn't care less.  Hopefully someday Vex's kids can be his allies against normalcy.  (I assume by the screaming they're too young to be much fun yet.)

Meh.  Sorry I don't have a point.  For the record: I love Uno.

and to Julie - welcome aboard!

DO NOT go post a Hello in the Intro thread.
It's a trap; people will shit directly into your lungs.

Thanks for the warning.  There's only one local Discordian I'd allow to shit directly into my anything, and there'd have to be some pretty special circumstances for that.

welcome! I'm new here too, so don't be too scared.

I appreciate the welcome, but I don't think the fear will wear off for a few years.

PD.com is not your personal ego-destruction device.

Pleased to hear that.

I'm terrified of posting anything at all on this forum, but I have to start somewhere and this seems almost safe, so...

I like your photos.

There!  Done!  I stated an opinion.  Let the shredding me to pieces begin.