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*starts making a fire*....I fucked up...no more trolling...want a connection to other Discordians...a way to learn...don't want to burn a bridge with you...my sense of humor is a little fucked up...sorry

Dude...I was just seeing if I could ruffle a feather or two...I think I hit a sore spot...sorry...the only true question I had was why there are so many "rules for noobs" posts...didn't mean to actually get you mad...thought I'd get some witty comebacks and move on

no...let's not stir things up... ...what's the definition of a neophobe?...anyone?

Thank you *gets in the van*

So...a man walks into a Discordian forum and makes an ass out of himself.  That man was me.

The real surprise ending is that Soylent Green is cabbage...you damned dirty apes!!

Still working on breaking the spells that are called "manners"....will break that one when it comes up again

If you and your seven friends insist on meandering down the sidewalk....MOVE OVER FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE OR I'LL RIP OUR ALL BUT ONE OF YOUR ACHILLES TENDONS....YOU...THE ONE I DIDN'T JUST PERMANENTLY CRIPPLE...GO TELL THE REST OF THE MEANDERING FUCKHEADS UP AHEAD TO HURRY UP OR MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!

I always thought it made the most sense that the Christian god was just a local demon who tricked some schmucks into worshipping him.  A burning bush that talks sound more like demon behavior that deity behavior.

This one is going to be group interactive. You will not be responding to me but to each other.  This is of course a play off of the old Klondike bar commercials.  When responding please say what you would do for that piece of food and then suggest another food for others to relpy to. 

Okay...to start off with.....What would you do for a chili cheese burger (for the vegetarians out there replace the burger with a blackbean burger and the chili with vege chili)?

I didn't think about all the disease that humans carry.....okay everyone has to be cooked well done. 

It has come to my attention that there is a small overpopulation problem here on your our  planet.  I have thought for millenia days on this subject and have come to what I see as the most logical solution.  We should devour every hundreth person....right now.  Think of it as a solution to a problem and the world's largest barbeque at the same time.  You can sit and eat with your neighbors...with the exception of the neighbor that you ARE eating.  I thank you for listening.  TRANSMISSION END

Try this one on for size...No law can give you freedom, it can only take it away

Thank you for my intro to Greek lesson.  I feel the need to try and learn more now.  Are they more exacting in their definitions of terms than the English language in most cases or just in words that tend to come out in subjects like philosophy?  The word love is almost meaningless in English.  I can love the taste of an apple or I can love someone so deeply that I would rather let them go than to see them enslave themselves to me.  I can love vanilla ice cream (I'm a food addict, damnit) or I can love a deity, Hail Eris. 

When one delves into the subject of love you can be sure to step on peoples toes, hopefully enough that the pain makes them open their eyes a little.

Why is it the rule, the social you-have-to, that a person can only be in love with one person.  What is so horribly wrong with loving multiple people?

I heard that, that thought that just went through your head, you were thinking about sex.  Did I say anything about sex?  I asked why it was so wrong to LOVE more than one person not have sex with more than one person.  Do you assume that those two words are synonymous.  There is the problem.  Why must we connect an emotion that can be so pure and amazing with a physical act that is so bound to our primitive territorial instincts?  Confusing love and sex turns those who we most cherish into a piece of property that we must defend and hoard for only ourselves. 

If your significant other told you that they just couldn't stop thinking about screwing someone else...that it was just eating away at them...would you assume that they didn't love you anymore?  Long-lived marriages have ended over such honesty.  What does fullfilling a bodily urge have to do with the emotional attachment you have with a person you love?

I have never had an affair.  So far as I know no one I've been in a relationship has had an affair while I was with them.  I can't say that I would care much at this point if they did.  It has nothing to do with their feelings for me.  It just means that as a homo sapiens they have hormones and that they react to pheromones.  I was once in a room with two females whose pheromone output was off the charts and a pregnant woman, again pheromones off the charts.  My instinct told me to take them all sexually and then have a huge feast of raw meat.  This did not mean that I loved them. 

The idea of free love was utterly destroyed by horny young men.  They said "free love" but what they were really asking for was "free sit-on-my-penis".  I believe in free love.  I believe that you can love someone without owning them or even wanting to own them.  I love many people.  I love them not like a friend.  I truly love them.  Many of them I would not have sex with, they just aren't my physical type.  Almost all of them would not have sex with me.  You see, though, that's not the point.