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CONTRADICTION!

Yeah, maybe I should go into Oceanography or Marine Biology.
You know, the only things Florida's education system can get right. 



It's pretty bad, but we aren't the worst.

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And I was enlightened.

Mistake #1.  I did that, and found out the horrible, horrible truth.

What truth is that?

My name is Seth.

I suck at introductions.

I live in Tampa.

I want to study Math and Physics.

I like sushi, collages, and prog rock.

Better?

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Actually it is stated the days are named after the elements...
Just to clarify. Tho my favorite element is pickle juice. ^.^

~Lady BanteringSnatch the Frigid C.~
I is Squirrel... Fully customizable. (See brochure for details)
115.00£ 7 oz.

Yeah... 

Oh, okay. Sure.
Wasn't an insult. Sorry I related with you then made a joke about an old psychotherapist.

Yeah, I'm a troll. Because I'm just trolling you all sooo hard right now.
1. I'm a shitty troll, and you are all just really easily trolled.
2. I'm being sincere, and you are all butt-hurt for stupid reasons.

Either way, whatevers. I apologize for my apparent faux pas.

I like this place. Haaaaaaaaaaa

I hear you on tyrannical women. According to Freud, we're all gay because of them: if our mothers are overbearing, then we are flaming homosexuals.

YAY SCIENCE

Who is zany? Just in case I'm jumping to conclusions, everything say here is moot.

Who cares what you think, and for that matter, who cares what anyone thinks? Honestly, I agree with you, I'm going to take a shit in the gene pool just like my father did before me, and as every human did for all our years of sentience.

y so pretentious?

Your Holy Name^TM:  Partially Violated Flenser of Daytime TV Hosts.

Goes in your "personal text" in your profile.

Learning words is always fun. (To Flense: to strip the blubber or fat from, usu. whales, seals, etc.)

My Holy Name²: Magus Partially Peed-on Grass Flencer of Daytime TV Tapioca.

Roger is awesome at coming up with these things. His holynames have a very particular fierce and hilarious style. If you're stuck, I suggest asking him, though he may send you on a quest.

My suggestion:
Magus Tapioca Pee Grass

Your symbol is a sprinkler spraying pee

Your element is setting orange

Your number is 3

Your face is acceptable

SWEEEET. Of course, Setting Orange is a day, not an element, methinks. "Who the-fuck cares"

Quests are always fun. I'll try Reverend for it, in the meantime, the name you have chosen will quench my thirst for humor and enlightenment.

"Nothing is true; everything is permitted. Happiness is intrinsic. Everything has an impetus; nothing has a lotus." Also, "bullshit helps the flowers grow." (Don't you dare try and correct me, I correct myself.  )

You can pick any five things to highlight about yourself. If you're stuck, here's a list you can use:

"I'm not stuck, but I like lists. Ironically, organiza"

    * Demographic info your age, where you live, etc [Yes, we're counting all of these facts as one "thing"]

"I am 19. I am USAnese (for lack of a better term. 'American' is vague, of course, calling myself blah blah blah who cares). I've lived on the east coast of Florida my whole life. I don't like to think I would easily fill 'demographic molds' but I know I would be disappointed by my programming."

    * Professional Info - your job, what you're studying (if in school), etc

"I am currently unemployed, and searching for jobs. I want to study physics and math. YAY."

    * What you like to do in your free time

"I like to think and read and look at colorful things which make familiar noises. I like to put the heated carcasses of other animals and various aromatic plants in my body. You know, all those things that we can all relate to!  "

    * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in?

"BREAKIN TH' LAW. Yes, but seriously, topics and projects are cool. I just like having shit to do."

    * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her?

"Well, Fred, I'll tell you. <montage> Ah... And my life didn't change at all sence then... Okay, I was 13 and I found Goddess while I was trying to summon demons and unlock the mysteries of the universe and shit, you know, like every normal 13 year old. Basically, this constituted reading wikipedia and torrenting occult e-books. I found a copy of the principia and read it, thought I understood it, and took it seriously for about 2.5 years. And that's that! Oh, when I fount Eris I continued to sit in my computer chair an act in awe."

Absurd.

"also necessary: a picture"



I found it! No need to worry. It's under control.

Ruxeg's Holynames as of Now
* Super-Pope Dog-Food
* Pyroplastic das Unterbarrrrrrrrrrg
* A Dry Savanah and Salt
* The Game
* Carry-On Bug Spray
* Rev. Take Out
* Gen. Tso
* Sir Lord Emperor King Rex Man

There is no way I could ever accurately describe any facet of in brief.

I am very secular.

I am an anarchist, but other people are retarded.

I like to chant and dance and meditate humming "AUM AUM SUGAR COOKIES SATAN AND BLUE SOCKS AUM".

Subjective reality makes sence, objective reality is chaos... blah blah blah, and I spout other 21st century iconoclastics. I find solace in pseudo-zen.

I love to rant. You may find me there. You know where. "Or Kill Me", or whatever Rev. Roger keeps on saying.

That's five more. I finish now. (PROTIP: Above everything, I love fish.)

"Pope Schouvette IV"

"Magus Hannibal Pussyfoot"

"Rascist Chainsaw the Omnipotent"

"A Burnt Cigarette Butt"

"Tapioca"

"Pee"

"Grass"

"A Purple String"

etc.

I've never taken a holyname. Helps to choose ploxtnxbai