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http://www.them-thangs.com/page/2/  dig these mutha cunts.  Its all pictures but i love it.  I even lost my right to post pics on facebook for posting things from this site.  page 1 is called the sacred and profane, which is all war shit, and a little boring. keep looking for older shit if thats your thing. 

Also dig scotto.org  hes one of my favorite writers.  columnist for erowid and doing his own deal now.  fotta say i love it all

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there is no motivation but what you find.  discordianism is nothing.  dont listen to anyone, even me.  Find your own reason.  A logical look at existence shows nothing matters.  Do what you feel like.  be good to others if thats what you want.  or be an asshole.  no maral difference honestly.  Hust in the way other people percieve.  Live life, do what the moment tells you, and even if the moment tells you to plan ahead, whatever.  There are no right or wrong answers.  listen to me, or whover strike you the best, or a mix.  just kick it yourself.  Id love for you to like what i say  but i know i dont have the guaranteed solution. and i really believe only you can figure that out.  Just keep kickin ass, cause if you found this forum you prp;;y do more than most, and do your own thing, however you see fit

thats great and all but its not quite my thing, i mean i can see whetr it all  comes from but i dont entirely connect.  I do nothing in the name of discordia, none of my real friends know im on this site, ive mentioned the "religion" to people whod be interested, but thats it, all it is to me is something new, new people who i can talk to, new ideas and all that.
Ill post whatever on the internet, I'll watch what happens, because thats how i know its working, and thats where i get my kicks, I'll pat myself on the back, but in the form that im happy what ive done made ME happy.

I believe most people are fucked and we cant chane that, too bad but oh well.  I love all the writings of discordianism, but I love the way i interpret them more.  Im pretty drunk now but i say that  ot in an apolagetic way, but in a "i'm saying what i feel"  way. 
what the individial feels is all that matters to the individual.  no insult to anyone, but my ideas work for me, and your ideas work for me, and thats the way i like it. 

so if you want to say im a troll or retarded that fine, flames dont bother me even when im sober.  All i want from this thread is some good ideas.  just some fun ways to live.  Im no nihilist or existentialist, more a blend, whatever is whatever.  call me a dumbfuck, express your opinion, thats your right and responsibility, just tell me how to postpone my eventual suicide while youre posting.  I will kill myself eventually, just help me make my life enjoyable to that point.  Its almost a life or death matter after all haha.

BTW im sober enough to realize the way this sounds, but still, all i want are some new thoughts,i honestly dont mind what you say about me, its just the internet.  I just want something new.  Im sure this will jus get me more shit but thats what i love aboiut this forum.  maybe if you insult me just do it in a clever way, not just a reposted meme, so i can use it AGin on some of my "friends"?

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I dont really care if cops recognize me, I stand out regardless with just the way i look, Besides, I have my own personal reasons for disliking cops, not all but most.  And pretty sure screaming on stage isnt what killed jim.  But my doctorates imaginary, and not even in medicine. 

But yeah that tourism things pretty bitchin, but its real weird, ive heard about Tuscon in a whole bunch of unrelated places through the past week. 

So as we all eagerly await the heat death of the universe, how do we pass the time?

GASMs can work but I've put up too many posters and am out of staples.

Now i won't leave you hungry as I beg for your sweet, sweet ideas, i got a few.

I'm in the middle of writing a letter to someone at Harvard, not sure who yet, but I'm asking for an honorary doctorate in badassery.  Making a list of my qualifications is the most fun part.  Debating whether or not I should ask for a doctorate in kicking ass, and a masters in taking names instead.

I kind of enjoy taking a bunch of trendily ripped clothes into dressing rooms at stores and trendily cutting them more, may not be the noblest pasttime, but it's good for a giggle at times.

Talk to strangers, they can be the most interesting people ever, for a little while at least.

Loudly yell out Jim Morrison like screams and whoops in really public places, sounds weird but it's pretty interesting how diverse of reactions you get.

Graffiti can be fun, not like tagging and self indulgent spray painting, but to each their own.  I always carry a sharpie for public bathroom stalls.  Write unionize in wal-mart, "you should've aborted it" on baby changing tables, anything really.

Smoke handrolled cigarettes around cops or dense areas, you get some really weird looks, and I've met a few people doing that.  It's a little surprising how few people even know they still sell rolling tobacco, maybe thats just my area though.

I've been meaning to mail sarah palin porn to the white house and tell them they can use it mud to sling.

Anyone else got anything good?  And btw change it all up, dont just follow these like instructions, make it your own and all that.