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Is she inflatable, or has she had a lobotomy?

Both.

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.

Yes, I was totally trolling for Suu's attention 

Pardon me while I reread the thread and fap.

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

blargh.

Get hyperbolic if you prefer, but I've stated my case and just been met with insults rather than cogent argument.  I said it was opinion and generalized from the beginning.

I don't think of women as objects, or men as masters though :/

I would continue here, but it seems you've thoroughly dug in your heels, so that's cool.

One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.

I approve.

JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!  IT'S ALL SO FUCKING OBVIOUS, NOW!  10,000 YEARS OF PEOPLE WONDERING HOW THE OTHER HALF TICKS, AND HOW TO ATTRACT THE PERFECT MATE, AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO COOKING WITH BUTTER WHILE GIVING BLOWJOBS!  WELL, HOT DAMN AND HOLY CHRISTMAS, I'M OFF TO MARRY COURTNEY LOVE!  SHE'S SUCKED MORE DICK THAN BARNEY FRANK!  IF I CAN GET BARBARA STREISAND TO GIVE HER COOKING LESSONS, I AM FUCKING SET FOR LIFE.

THANK YOU, AKK!

You're welcome.

Yeah, AKK's got it.

If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault.  She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.

Simple.  Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!

WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

This is the question of the century.  It's fucking bewildering.

Might wanna fact check that.  

Let me help:

We've been together a year and a half and are happy together and have plans to continue to share our lives together.  

Link to a peer-reviewed study or YOU are the fucking exception, you asshole.

I will except this, but also propose the same challenge and conclusion to you as well.

This is because the task is not a reliable study.  Love and attraction is complex and intangible.  Studies on it yield grey, convoluted results.  I have stated my statements were broad sweeping generalizations.  That's all the disclaimer you should need.  You can write it off if you want, your choice.

That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.

This is quite possible.  The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is.  I probably shouldn't go down this road though.  I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.

Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.

Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.

That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.

to initiate a relationship, yes, but to initiate an attraction, that's what I was getting at.  You can call it trashy if you like, but that's kind of subjective.  I wouldn't think it was if everything worked out fine and a healthy relationship resulted.  It was just a concession on your part.  

If on the other hand you go out and get shit faced every weekend and blow a dozen guys, that's a different scenario, but if you do care about someone, you should comfortable with the idea of engaging in sexuality with them.  

The suggestion made was assumed, possibly wrongly on my part, to be understood that it would have to be modified for circumstance.  If you feel something is trashy or wrong then you make the judgement call.  I would assume the disclaimer of "use your judgement" was implicit though.

The core of the strategy though, lies not in the beer or the sucking of the dick.  That's just the crass and hyperbolic way of putting it.  To understand the key of it you have to get what is going on said token interaction.  Easing tension and becoming comfortable is the first step, followed by the well prepared advance.  

Further, someone saying no once doesn't necessarily imply everything you might be assuming it does.

What if he was scared of having a successful relationship?  Or maybe he was trying to bone the hot chic at the corner store that week.  You don't know, but if this is frequent issue, and you do assume to be proposing it is, then you want to analyze the technique, but remember, it's not the words, and it doesn't require beer or dick sucking (Again, this was assumed to be obviously hyperbolic) but it does require the elements I described above.

Culture will also have an effect here as well, and again, I assumed, incorrectly, this went without saying.

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Speak for yourself, asshole.  Seriously.

Exceptions were granted from post 1.  Annecdotal evidence is allowed to take precedence at any point the reader wishes.  

And your argument seems to be that all men are sociopaths.

Nice.

I'm not trying to implicate that at all.  Sexuality, however, does have a base primal impulse and that makes it easy to manipulate.  

This is why sexual communication is done 99.9% with body language and the words are almost completely ineffective, unlike normal social communication, or dry scientific communication.

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.

This is a great argument.  I concede to your genius.  I'm sure I'll do great on your ignore list.  I'll try not to lose sleep over it.

1: I will crush a man's ego when he deserves it. Or testicles. Or both.

2: Only if he does the same. I'm entitled to be just as shallow.

3: Now you're just overestimating primate behavior.

Relationships are give and take Suu.  You have to concede sometimes, and other times you have to stand firm.  I won't lie, finding a good partner is hard, but if you flat out refuse to make those concessions, that may be a factor.  Just saying.

And I don't have a nickel in your love life.

I failed at relationships for a long time and then got tired of it and studied the topic for years.  Even then it took me a long time to get it right, and even then my relationship isn't 100% perfect, but no one's is.

You can fight the power all you want, and yes I'm totally for gender equality and gender boundaries being flexed and scattered, but if you discount the value of gender role right out of the gate, you're missing a vital step.

Start with the basics and then move to the advanced material

Wow, I didn't think it was possible for you to be this big a moron. Really, I didn't.

Do you have an argument to present, or are you just going to fling poo and pretend that's an argument?

Oh my, you are going to be so much fun aren't you?  

It's my first day at camp.  Be gentle with me, councilor